#(but it’s true)

[sistemshock]

My dash simulator

[artemisjpotter]

If you ever feel embarrassed, just remember that Dr. Veritas Ratio, a man with 8 doctorates and known for his no-nonsense attitude, unintentionally announced his situationship on intergalactic television.

[whatsupspaceman]

“program is preventing shutdown” ..heh… i tried playing nice….. i tried giving you the chance to die on your own terms… but now, you’ve done it. now you’ve Reeeally done it. so here’s what’s going to happen. i’m going to hold down the power button. manually. and i’m going to hold it down for as LONG as it takes…. for you to QUIT. RUNNING. you think youre important? you think your program is.. IMPORTANT?!?? listen to me. no program…. no matter what. no matter how… “important” you THINK you are…. NO. FUCKING. PROGRAM. is ever gonna stop ME from shutting down THIS. COMPUTER.

[iheartsteve0704]

so we all agree Rio didn’t give Agatha’s location up to the Salem 7 but went to break her out of the spell and warn her they were coming, right?

[honeypleasejustkillme]

i miss the rage (being hypersexual)

[wetsocksinbed]

Oh and this one too

[tanked-up]

Missing Soap extra today :(

[charmac]

They’re so fucking cute

[demiboydemon]

ADHD People wouldn’t even realise we were being haunted

People with ADHD wouldn’t even realise it if we were being haunted. Items go missing: Damn it, I keep misplacing things. Weird noises while you’re working: is hyper focusing so hard that they don’t notice Cabinets and door mysteriously open: Fuck, I always leave these open 🙄 Lightbulbs flickering even though they just got put in last week: ugh, time for new lightbulbs? I can’t even remember the last time I changed them. Weird drafts: a vent has been broken for years since I’ve moved in, but I keep forgetting to figure out which one and fix it. Weird smells: I probably forgot to throw something away. I always do that haha Bruises and marks appearing on body: I wonder how I got this. I probably did something and forgot lmao

Then the ghost loses its mind and leaves because it wants someone who actually notices them 😂 ADHD ruining another friendship 😔👊

[theballadofthesunandthestars]

The day y’all stop hating on Piper McLean for being a complex teenage girl with human emotions is the day I can finally rest

[justsomefangirlie]

Random thought:

Character most people started simping for after ATSV:

Characters I started simping over after ATSV:

[thenamelessdepths]

Constantine: And if I’m lying, then may the devil himself take me away!

Constantine, not even 5 seconds later, get dragged off by the devil: AAA-

[labrat8899]

[prismaticpichu]

Sometimes, when I wanna beat myself up for having a stretch of crappy days, I remember that progress isn’t linear, and that’s okay 💖

Brought to you by: Pichu having a stretch of crappy days lmao

[stuckinapril]

Thoughts on mango haters (I hate mangos)

I love mango drinks but I’m very lukewarm about eating mangos. I feel like people will hate me for this