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category is: government-employed conspiracy-uncoverer wifeguys who sleep on their couch
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me and my gay brother who I hate
#I love the implication here that they managed to lose their las pegasus resort#boyfailures#shitpost#mlp fim#my little pony#flim and flam#flim flam brothers
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i wanted to draw this scene 😭
#nisaac#boyfailures#nigel chessum#isaac higgintoot#ghosts#cbs ghosts#ghosts cbs#us ghosts#ghosts us#ghosts cbs fanart#cbs ghosts fanart#ghosts us fanart#us ghosts fanart
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basil was saying how theyd make their stupid puppets kiss before they even did a bit ago and i have never agreed with something more in my life
#total drama#mal total drama#alejandro total drama#malejandro#mal td#alejandro td#alejandro “overcompensates and pretends hes being ingenuine” burromuerto.#mal just acts like he doesnt care at all. He cares a lot. LMAO#boyfailures
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GUYS I made more for that SM x THACJJ AU I made lol
remember when I said I wanted to add Kevin in this by making him a counselor
Extras Info :
Kevin decided to join the camp as a summer job, and to get away from not only the Candy Club, but hopefully get away from the horrors of the town. (spoiler alert : that failed 💀)
He was actually kind of enjoying it for the first few hours, but then realized his pay wasn’t what he thought it was. He tried to leave, but it was already too late. It had already been time for the, uh, “nightly counselors’ meeting”.
The next day, it was like Kevin was a completely different person. He already tried to be friendly with everyone, but now he seemed a little too friendly, even to Skid and Pump.
Skid and Pump were ecstatic when they first saw Kevin, but then realized how off he was the next day. They almost started worrying for him, but Kevin told them he was okay.
Kevin has a quite good relationship with the rest of the counselors, including Buddy. He still thinks it’s kind of weird that Buddy is only 18 and running a sports camp with more than 100 children, but he shrugged it all off.
After all the counselors were free from the hypnotic trance that held them, Kevin was just like the others. Scared and confused, and guilty once he realized what they have all done.
After the incident, Kevin apologized profusely to Skid and Pump, and even the Hatzgang, the next time he saw them all.
Honestly, Kevin was worried about Buddy after all of this. Buddy was acting all weird and distant, understandably. Although, just like some of the rest of the counselors, Kevin made sure to check on and visit Buddy when he could.
Kevin was traumatized by the end of this all, but he tried to get back to his normal life at the Candy Club after.
alrightyyyy- that’s it for Kevin for now I think (at least the lore for him-)
here’s some extra things lol
#spooky month#spooky month sr pelo#spooky month fanart#spooky month au#spooky month kevin#kevin spooky month#kevin needs a hug#goosebumps#goosebumps fanart#goosebumps au#goosebumps books#the horror at camp jellyjam#counselor buddy#sm x thacjj au#boyfailures#cw hypnosis#tw hypnosis#cw scopophobia#tw scopophobia#cw eye contact#tw eye contact
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Ghost was pushing you. That's the only explanation for his actions. You didn't understand why he went harder on you than any other recruit.
So, you pushed yourself even more when he wasn't watching. You wanted to impress him. You wanted to impress all of your superiors. It didn't matter that your hours of sleep were dwindling dangerously low.
You were getting better, your results more apparent to everyone.
You were faster than the other recruits, had better endurance, you could fight hand to hand better. You could lift more. It didn't matter that you had deep bags hanging beneath your eyes. It didn't matter that you nodded off when you had a moment to stand still. You were doing so good, you couldn't give up now.
Not until it was another day under Ghost's watchful command. Every push-up harder than the last, your vision going spotty.
"Up! Down! Up! Down!" Ghosts shouts, voice in time with a metronome. He was stomping around all the recruits, correcting postures or yelling at someone. "Get up, recruit!"
You start to get up, vision going dangerously blurry. You think you slur out an affirmative, you aren't sure. Time seems to slow for a second before your vision goes completely black.
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What you don't see is the way Ghost's eyes widen as your body suddenly collapses, the way he jerks to try and catch you before your head hits the ground. He's fast but not fast enough. Guilts paints his mind, worry smudging his clear thoughts.
Picking you up is easy, even for a recruit of your size, you should be weighing more. Especially with the amount of muscle on you.
Ghost rushes to the infirmary, yelling at them for attention. He's directed to laying you on a bed, he's so deceptively gentle with it.
The nurses ask him to leave but the dead-eye stare he gives them in return has them flustering and murmuring its okay. He doesn't want to leave you, he has to make sure you're okay. It was all his fault- he had been pushing you too hard.
Pushing you so hard the rest of the Task Force noticed.
Ghost remembers Price telling him to take it easier on you, Soap trying to take over his training days to keep you away. His sharp eyes didn't miss the way Gaz tried to slide you more energy bars to make up for Guost's harshness.
He had caused this.
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By time you wake up, some several hours later, Ghost has cleared out. But in his place stands Price, carefully watching over you and your vitals. He didn't want to make it worse and scar you when you woke up so he entrusted you to Price - Price could take care of you if Ghost couldn't.
Even when you're cleared from infirmary, he makes his guilt apparent in other ways. He's softer towards you, softer than he should be. It leaves you reeling. You aren't sure how to handle this new side of him.
Ghost makes the cooks give you a larger portion to make up for the calorie deficit. Gaz and Soap enforce stricter lights out rules for him - making sure you don't have any midnight trainings.
He just wants to protect you but he's not sure how to show you that. Ghost can't show you how important you are to him.
#call of duty#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#john price#task force 141#ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley#he just wants to protect you#he's so boyfailure tho#drabble#forest writes
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thought i'd share this wonderful info here as well
#parkour civilization#pkciv#seawatt gaming#seawatt#mcyt#croudjay rambles#you will always be our beloved boyfailure seawatt
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hes a thing to be marvelled
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arent u tired of being of being nice..... dont u wanna go Apeshitt
(quote in no.3 courtesy of tearay1073's comment on this vid)
#mak art#mak draws pl#mak draws aa#professor layton#hershel layton#luke triton#jean descole#last specter#phoenix wright#plvspw#professor layton vs phoenix wright#last specter spoilers#eternal diva spoilers#free therapy is just projecting ur personality traits onto ur favs tbh#plus these are all quotes from the game + one paraphrased from the movie#what's funny is that it's almost split half-half on being directed at descole or nick. Cantankerous Bitch or lawyer boyfailure#the only one that isn't is the 'wild animal' one#and everyone seems to get that one wrong and think he's sassing luke but he's not!!!!! he's sassing the guy luke was trying to talk to!!!!#but yea. enjoy my projectotron 3000 art#also just realized my handwritings a bit shit. sorry
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Absolutely convinced that Gojo Satoru has a thing for nursing from his pretty girlfriend.
It doesn't matter if your tits are big or small, perky or soft. Once he's through the door, he's making a beeline straight for you, large hands sliding under your shirt, inching upwards.
"Please baby," he'd shove his face against your neck, try to sweeten the deal by peppering kisses down the length of it. "I had such a long day, need you to make it better for me. Please, please."
He'll drag you to the nearest horizontal surface—couch, counter, bed—sky-blue eyes glittering as he waits eagerly for you to hike up your shirt. The whine that comes from the back of his throat when he finally sees your chest is nothing short of pathetic, but he really doesn't care. Not when he's this desperate.
He's latching on as soon as you let him, tongue swirling around your nipple, giving it the worship it's due. It doesn't take him long to start sucking, lashes fluttering as he moans contentedly. He'll play with your other breast while he does it, warming it up for him to suck on next.
All the while, his hips grind jerkily against your thigh, half-hard. He doesn't need you to touch him (he's more here for comfort than anything), but he certainly won't refuse it if you offer. He groans against your chest as you make quick work of pulling him out of his slacks, stroking his already leaking cock nice and slow.
It doesn't take much for him to spill all over your hands, his hand tightening around your breast. He won't stop nursing from you as he climaxes either. "Thank you," he'll mumble around your nipple, words slurred, "thank you for taking care of me."
#i believe in boyfailure gojo supremacy#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#gojo satoru x reader#gojo x reader#gojo smut#jjk gojo#my content#jjk smut#—prosciuttulipa content.
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Ultimate girlfailure and boyfailure couple <3
#tadc 3 spoilers#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc queenie#tadc kinger#kinger x queenie#girlfailure#boyfailure
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Wooimmabouttamakeanamefohmahself
#ik this is comic gambit but that line hasnt left me since i watchs dp n wolvie#anyways hes so boyfailure#gambit#remy lebeau#rogue#roguegambit#x men#x men comics#marvel#marvel fanart#marvel comics#scott summers#cyclops
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#forgive me obito for drawing u that way#(not really) heehee#BOYFAILURE OBITO IS REEEEAALLL#naruto#obishisaku#shisaku#obisaku#brotp#shisui uchiha#sakura haruno#obito uchiha#multisaku#my art#comic
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Saw someone pitching Yunli bridal carrying Yanqing, and I couldn't get it out of my head
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr fanart#my art#yanqing#yunli#yanqing x yunli#yunqing#yanli#girlboss and boyfailure duo my beloved
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02.02 ― 02.09 THE BEAR
#the bear#the bear fx#thebearedit#carmen berzatto#carmy berzatto#sydney adamu#natalie berzatto#*#my silly Genius Girl with her monogrammed sweater and my boyfailure chef
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Sunny Day
#bless you jester lavorre for giving my favorite boyfailure an umbrella this is 10/10 fanart material#critical role#essek thelyss#mighty nein#c2e94
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