#(autistic rizz)

[paimt]

wanna help a poor bastard out? send me money and i'll draw you stuff

[yutamayo]

[trustywukkiii]

first thing I thought of when seeing this tweet

[comedic-slut]

DUNGEON MESHI CHARACTERS B LIKE

AND THE DEMONS BE BISEXUALITY

[yesioarts]

Silver and the bad bitch he pulled by being autistic,,,

[p3achj3llyf1sh]

I was feeling silly, so here’s something I made to be real silly. cus why not.

[muchmossymess]

Autistic rizz but it's just making people infatuated with your psyche

[dontworryihaveyourblorbos]

Hey girl….uhhh….are you, music?????? Because uhhh…..you killed my grandma or something idk

[nanocados]

He’s thinking thoughts, give him a moment..

[tapetum-lucidumb]

spotted in neil newbon's stream w/tim downie (yes, i'm very behind). i feel profound solidarity with this stranger 💜

[taintedmind6669]

I like to think that all the jaeger pilots are verified on Twitter, bc y’know they’re like international superstars, but the scientists/techs aren’t bc not many people know what they do so to the public these big celebrities are casually tweeting with random people all the time

[hotpoopymilk]

two people who actually matched each other's freak

[cureofthenonesense]

Let’s all be so fr with ourselves right now

[axciea]

Quirked you white boy with a pickup line :3 will you take his tulips? He’s trying his hardest to be a rizz master okay.

(If y’all have any more cheesy pickup lines pls give them to me)

I’m gonna have to pull back a little on my content farm ^tm cuz I’m going to a part time job over spring break. But worry not. I will be back by next week >:3c only death can stop me from loving him <3

[shaniacsboogara]

autistic people should get to live in fancy castles with cool little secret passageways i think <3

[phaticserpent]

I bet I could stop Ultron from destroying the planet with my autistic charm and offputting vibes

I'm infodumbing him so hard that he doesn't even remember what he set out to do. The Avengers come to stop him and he just waves his hand and hushes them because I'm getting to the good part about why chimps are terrifying

LMAOOOOOOOOO "autistic rizz" so true, you're so real for that

He can't even tell you to slow down, you've been talking to him about your hyperfixation and he's understanding every second. I mean, the amount of words coming out of your mouth should be a new record.

"...aren't you thirsty?"

"Only for you."

"What."

"Not thirsty!" You declared before rambling on and on about everything you had to say. Ultron just blinked and blinked, unable to get a word in as he was interested as well.

He has never seen or encountered someone as bright eyed and passionate about such a subject. He was completely distracted.

"I admire your passion and the deep research you must've done." He praised. "This is definitely something everyone should do and strive to be." He chuckled.

"Oh, it's nothing." You grinned. "You're an awesome person to talk to, genuinely....I don't think I ever had someone sit down to listen as I ramble about stuff."

"Well, those people are stupid, and I'm honored you think I'm easy to talk to." Ultron gave you a soft smile. Meanwhile, his vents were going insane to cool himself off from the unexpected compliment.

"Awesome! I have more to tell you."

By the time the Avengers infiltrated Ultron's lair, you and him were already in an in-depth conversation. They stole glances at each other, confused and worried about your safety. They were about to approach to bring Ultron to justice, when you both turned around.

"They're getting to the good part!"

"I'm getting to the good part!"

The Avengers just paused and looked at each other in confusion. You gestured them to leave by furiously shooing at them, to which they took the signal and disappeared in silence. Before they left, they heard a muffled,

"Right? Chimps are absolutely terrifying."