#(and no this isn’t an announcement

[ars-de-elysium]

So we all agree that Jinx and Isha definitely had little pretend tea parties and made Sevika dress up with them- she acts grumpy 100% of the time, but she never missed a single tea party.

[6ebe]

China and Taiwan sharing a joint bronze medal in horizontal bar is a hilarious unintentional unparalleled sports diplomacy moment 🤣😭

[loganslowdown4]

Yall I think we’re getting an anniversary sketch on the 19th 😱😱😱

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1. 2. 3

(This is the order we got the updates in lmao)

[hobnob-moth]

Wait… aren’t directors usually supposed to be the silent voice in stories? -Jesse

Oh, tons of directors are in their own work. Hitchcock, Harold Ramis, Mel Brooks, M Night. Shyamalan, Uhh ███ ████. -Emily

Who? -Jesse

—

Had a silly idea pop into my head when I heard the dlc for Alan Wake 2 would have Jesse in it, and the idea kept tormenting me enough to finish this drawing. I wanted to work in something with The Director vs a director, but wasn’t able to make it concise enough to fit sadly.

[robo-writing]

Violent thoughts of giving Cole Cassidy a shave after his beard has grown out, you sitttng in his lap as you sharpen the razor, him teasing you and telling you to “be gentle darlin’” as your begin to glide it across his skin. He’s smiling the whole time, barely even paying attention to the sharp object at his throat, too distracted by the intense focus in your eyes, how you bite your lip in concentration. His hands don’t help at all, the comforting circles they draw on your bare skin making you stop and shiver with each pass of the blade.

“Stop that,” you whisper, trying your damnedest to keep a steady hand. “You’re distracting me.”

“Distractin’ you?” He purrs. “Now how in the world am I doing that?”

He’s the picture perfect definition of smug, an air of confidence afforded to him by the fact he knows his effect on you, knows it like the back of his hand, knows it like the stars know the night sky.

“Cole,” you huff, then you feel the heat of his hand lower towards your ass. You almost want to smack that grin off his face, but you know it’d just turn him on even further.

“Come on sweetheart, best hurry up now,” he groans, fingers drumming against the soft flesh. “‘M not a very patient man, ‘specially when it comes to you—“

“Oh really?” You wonder out loud, only to be interrupted by the heavy slap of his hand against your behind.

“If you only knew how you get my blood going…” he chuckles to himself, head tilted so he can look up at your flustered self. “Like I said, hurry up so we can get to the fun part, yeah?”

“Me sitting on your lap isn’t the fun part?” You tease. He rolls his eyes at that.

“No, it’s what you do when my pants are off,” Cole groans. “Now please baby, don’t leave a poor man waiting.”

You laugh, but your hands quickly move to finish your job. After all, he said please.

[heyhanibee]

im late to the trend but whatever

[ipushedthewrongbutton]

i’ve been scratching my head over the whole watcher situation. I’m not a fan myself but got dragged into it cus of the people I follow, i only watched their puppet history series and the buzzfeed unsolved series from way back- honestly, i couldn’t care less if they locked all their stuff behind a paywall. I’m so neutral on this whole thing, i might as well be swiss.

but i’m not neutral? In fact, the whole thing really bothers me and i couldn’t figure out why.

cus i get it, yanno. As a company that thrives on creativity, i understand you’d wanna cut yourself off the mega-capatalist-giant that is youtube to get rid of annoying restrictions, and asking monetary support from your audience so you can really stretch the limit of your creativity. I GET IT.

And it STILL bothers me!

And then I figured it out:

the whole “any future videos they’ll be making will EXCLUSIVELY be available through a streaming service you have to pay a monthly subscription for” comes less across as “please support us monetarily so we can grow as creators”, and comes more across as “if you want to continue being a fan, or even being a part of the audience, you’re gonna have to pay up. You have no choice in the matter. It’s either pay, or you’re not a ‘real’ fan or a ‘real’ part of our audience.”

THAT’S what’s bothering me about it. It feels like they’re gatekeeping who gets to be part of their community with money (that not everyone might have). And knowing where they come from and how they started…. That’s… extremely tone deaf. To put it gently.

[sableeira]

Dazai has the most basic average anime character hair in all of bsd. But how is it so hard to get his hair to look right?!? If one streak is only a bit off he suddenly looks like every other Isekai protagonist, like asumu dazai from hit-isekai “I killed myself and now I’m reborn to suffer through another life”

[thetarttfuldickhead]

Jamie announcing his and Roy’s relationship to the world by finding the right date on the “have roy kent and jamie tartt fucked yet” account that we all know must exist and just retweeting it with a “yes :)”.

[superstar49]

i’m so fine and normal about this guys

[dnpbeats]

i might be completely insane but what if the announcement is tomorrow bcs the date is 20/06 (written the british way) which could be 2009 if u flip the 6 upside down, which kinda reinforces the idea that the show/doc/tour/thing is based off small changes which make huge changes in the grand scheme of things. almost like butterfly effects. does this make any sense it’s 1am am i taylor swift-esque-theorising too close to the sun. are dnp this smart. help

wait yes this makes sense anon you’re kinda cooking something… like that would be batshit but also so cool and feels like something they would do 👀👀 bc we know how sentimental they are 👀

[celestial-clownz]

Requests open? Maybe some Galaxy duo (scott + pearl) or moonrot (cleo + pearl)? Gotta stay on that divorce quartet grind 😺

Some moonrot yuri for your soul

[housecow]

i take any given opportunity to write something in silly olde english

[akkivee]

WAIT STOP THE PRESSES NEW ARB ON SWITCH ART

[9w1ft]

no thoughts about the latest show or the upcoming ones?

i guess i kind of feel like emotions are high in general and we are so close to the end of the tour anyways so instead of ruminating on the possible meaning of the latest shows or the upcoming ones i want to wait until the shows are over before putting thoughts together! right now im just watching it play out.

[dndadsepisodecovers]

I’m thinking about quitting this project. i’m sorry everyone…

APRIL FOOLS!!!!

I’m actually here to thank all of you for supporting me over the last 5 months!! I am so so grateful for all of you who stuck with me!

honestly my posting schedule has been hard to keep up with for quite a while, but I did it! I have 6 of the s2 covers done already, but I was planning on taking a little break for a bit. i’ll be back to posting covers around april 9th, if not later.

once again thank all of you for everything! (i also got a big project coming out on my main on april 11th, so look out for that)