#(and i’m drunk)

[robot-carl]

It’s my birthday tomorrow so I had to draw my boys 😏.

[doehoney]

hi i’m drunk 🫶🏼

[ohmypawsandwhiskers]

It is the weirdest feeling, being abroad visiting my partner’s family in a land of relative stability while friends and family members are missing after land being swept away and swallowed up. To be offered to replace my friends and relatives while their status is still listed as missing, and I have the ability to fly back to step in while we are unsure if our family is still alive.

I am lucky. I am safe. And im so grateful for that. But fuck if I see these fuckers being like “thank god I didn’t buy there” in the same interaction of saying I have missing relatives. They can fuck off.

[blueskrugs]

I wanna fall in love and get married

[loveshotzz]

Being attracted to both the man and the woman behind the bar tonight was an experience that my friend was having too much fun with.

[pangur-and-grim]

I fell on a flight of stairs, and some 5’1 woman helped me even though I’m 6’1. it was a spiritual experience. also I am very injured

[notherpuppet]

Some irl moments repped by the hazbin cast

[jasperyourmutt]

Get me real drunk under the pretense you’re going to use my body in nefarious ways only to give me head scritches until I pass out and get a full nights sleep

[batman-soup]

what if in his early robin days when Alfred insisted he come up to the manor Tim got lost exploring and wandered into the library. what if while Tim was just browsing he turns the corner and runs into bruce towering over him. what if bruce absolutely lost it at Tim and told him to get out and stay OUT of the library (the library was Jason’s favorite room). what if even after jason comes back tim avoids the library like a plague. what if jason found out bruce basically banned Tim from reading(drama queen) and gets PISSED. What if he tore into bruce about it who didn’t even remember the whole encounter until now. what if what if what if

[kurooh]

i’m drooling over hawks so bad its not funny.

god just imagine him pressing you into the bed, fucking you so hard your legs tremble in his grip as he holds them open. he’s got a small gold chain on his neck that bounces with his thrusts, sparkles when it catches some of the morning sunlight through the curtains.

the way his large hands move across your skin, his right hand moving to grab at the slight softness at your hips. and he’s so vocal, making the most gorgeous sounds as he pounds you into the bed.

you rub your clit furiously, back arching off the bed, jaw dropping. “baby, fuckin’ cum for me, please.” he sounds so unbelievably desperate, hands alternating so he can spread your legs impossibly wider. his hips keep their strong pace, faltering only when you start to clench down around him.

his wings beat wildly behind him, the curtains holding onto their rods for dear life. “oh, fuuuck,” he groans deeply, “you feel so good, dove. so tight.”

“keigo, i’m gonna cum,” you whine loudly, pussy fluttering on his cock as your head falls back. “wan’ you to cum with me!”

“of course, dove, i’m so close—” he gasps, chest heaving, hips thrusting with much less control than before. keigo’s deep inside you, his body burning with the need to cum, the need to fill you up. the sound of his wings grows louder, the feathers cutting through the air as though it were butter.

you let out a loud, lengthy moan as your orgasm hits you and you clench down on his cock. heat sparks through you as your hole spasms uncontrollably.

“ohhh, i’m cumming baby—” keigo’s head falls back and his eyes squeeze shut, his whole body going still as he cums deep inside you. his wings have stilled completely too, spread out behind him majestically.

when he finishes riding out his high with a few shallow thrusts, he leans forward to lift you up and against him, hugging you tightly and kissing your neck. he turns to lay on his back, his wings finally at rest.

[houseswife]

[locamotivednp]

Anyways. Keep practicing boys, you’ll get the hang of this kissing thing one day

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

james potter’s OG Hoes™️ (some of them ain’t loyal)

close ups and the sketch bc i like it a lot:

[kait-bait8]

I will never stop thinking about the fact that the Hunger Games was canonically a drunk hypothetical. It wasn’t some great government scheme.

So many bad dystopian novels that have some crazy world building premise make it seem like some great creation from powerful minds. Some great construction. Think of City of Ember with its box or Divergent with its weird scientists(??) or The Selection with its bachelor premise, they are always “grandly designed.” Even in Catching Fire with the Quarter Quells the Games give off an air of grand planning.

But the hunger games were a HYPOTHETICAL. A crazy, extreme, what if. They were never supposed to exist. They were never supposed to be real.

Who wouldn’t drink themselves to death knowing they thought of the idea in the first place?

[milf0bsessi0n]

can we talk about clingy possessive doms 🥺 them needing to hear your voice, calling you whenever or messaging you throughout the day, telling you about every minute about their day bc they want you to know, how much they need to touch you, needing to kiss you everywhere, grabbing your face to kiss you or just kissing you everywhere; neck, chest, forehead, temple; nose, cheeks, lips. Holding you close in their arms and/or lap; needing to hear your voice. needing you there to do whatever they want to your body, Helping you with whatever they think you need help with bc you’re either too little or they just want to do it as their love language to take care of you. Making sure you know you are theirs, marking you all over your body and especially the areas they know will be shown to the wold, but just marking you as their could be enough for them. kissing you or touching you or holding you in a possessive way to let you or anyone know that you are theirs!!! and then being protective and caring .. ugh, i’m weak to my knees. them making sure you got home safe, or are are in general. making sure you have eaten or drink your water. taking care of you!!! helping you dress or helping you get ready, pick an outfit; a hairstyle, etc. you just being in their head 24/7, obsessed with you and only you. and vice versa. fuck i need, so bad. clingy doms are the fucking cutest and deserve the world. i would get on my knees in less am a fucking second for them.

[inthedarktrees]

That's why I do things... to feel good.

Lori Williams | Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! | 1965