#(I’m not picky)

[illmasc]

i need a gf that will let me pathetically hump her leg in bed while she ignores me and scrolls on her phone is that too much to ask

[frownyalfred]

Supes being the only one to ever throw Bats through the air despite a bunch of others being able to do the same

Some new leaguer tries it once and doesn't understand why they're now on Supermans shit list

No one else wants to explain the X+ amount of years of Superbat pinning and baby steps for the two to get to the point of Supes throwing Bats during missions

Oh my god, imagine some new hotshot (Guy Gardner, etc) comes in and throws Batman during a mission because he saw Superman do it once and before Bruce’s feet fully touch the ground he’s hauling Hal Jordan off as the ranking Green Lantern for a discussion on Gardner because he’s a professional and won’t do it right in front of the League. MEANWHILE, Superman is getting shoved into a wall by Diana trying to calm him down because he’s got the burning red eyes and the sudden urge to throw Gardner through the air without a ring to see how he likes it (Clark was terrified Bruce would get injured and won’t fully be over this for at least 5-7 business days)

[biggirldreaming]

I’m sad, send me video of you making a mess all over your tummy 😇

[treffys-thunder-thighs]

Yes I do have a type why do you ask 👀

[beebopboom]

ok but where are the edits of Aziraphale dancing the gavotte to Pink Pony Club? hmm?

that’s a Pink Pony Girl if i’ve ever seen one

[teddybarebones]

I love seeing people (on tiktok) talk about shipping Logan with everyone, do you think it’s finally safe to say that I absolutely ship Logan with Charles Xavier?

Tumblr doesn’t mind Xavierine, but I’m not too sure about tiktok?

[happypeachsludgeflower]

If I chant “dumb fuck author, dumb fuck novel,” every day before bed, do you guys think the system will eventually kick in and kidnap me too??

[garnetblackwater]

“I can’t believe you’d smash(insert not so human character)”

I’d fuck a disembodied voice if it said the right things to me.

[xpastelsweetsx]

I’m gonna be so real as a theatre kid who can raffle off the production history of the Winter Garden Theatre… I just wanted to see Wolverine tap dance

[pumpkinsouppe]

New Benoit blanc AND professor Layton in 2025…….. shu takumi…. Now’s your chance…… you still have time for an announcement……….

[hyperfixationstation1]

perhaps she too would be in America what she was in Europe

Azelma Quick Sketch

[strangethings-everywhere]

The next project I need Jack Mulhern to do is a band of brothers/the pacific/masters of the air type war project. We haven’t gotten him miserable and covered in blood in a uniform yet, which is something I desperately need

(Bonus points if Luke Slattery is there too and their characters have homoerotic energy again)

[maddie-grove]

Fanny Price shouldn’t have ended up with Henry Crawford (George W. Bush ass motherfucker) or Edmund Bertram (not a bad dude but way too enmeshed with those sorry people) or even Mary Crawford (who, yes, is a very sexy and awkwardly cynical lady whom I love, but she’s never going to be objective about Henry and that’s always gonna be weird). She should’ve ended up with my wealthy self-insert of as-yet-to-be-determined gender, who scoops her up and introduces her to people who show her basic human kindness and gives her all the service horses/fires/telescopes that her heart desires.

(NB: I love MP and believe there are excellent literary reasons for it to end as it does. This is just my personal daydream.)

[averagepsychouser]

I need to put arcade is a glass box that is too small for him to actually be in

[bigassbowlingballhead]

Give me one chance

[sleepngirl]

i wish i was a ladybug LPS (tiny frilly hat included)