#(370 dollars)

[ruthlesslistener]

[through gritted teeth] this is fine.

[duncanor]

Why is my computer committing suicide each time I TRY to go to Death mountain Depths.

I will never finish that fucking game 😭

[lunod]

Nearly $400 vet bill for a little boy and the answer is basically either genetic disease that he definitely does not have because both his parents are clear, or owie big booboo.

[bucksangel]

currently getting high to forget the fact that i need to somehow come up with $370 for my meds in two months because i’ll be without insurance while my mom changes jobs🤪

[trixibebe]

Sometimes when I talk about prices I just remain at Forint. Idc do the calculations yourself.

[donald-trump-official]

WHWRE THR FUCK DO TOU EXPECT ME TO GET 370 MILLION DOLLARS

[comeonamericawakeup]

He lost the Trump University case, the fake charity case, the NY business fraud case, the E. Jean Carroll sexual assault and defamation case, he lost a lawsuit against The NY Times, lost countless appeals, lost 61 lawsuits related to the 2020 election, lost the state of Georgia three times, lost Pennsylvania, Arizona, Texas & Wisconsin twice, and he even managed to lose 8 times at the friggin Emmy Awards.

He's under 4 indictments, facing 91 felony charges and to date, he's been ordered to pay more than a hundred million dollars in penalties with a potential $370 million more in the week ahead where he may also lose his right to engage in the state's real estate industry for life and be barred entirely from doing business in New York.

He was right about one thing however - we are sick of it.

And by it, I mean him.

We like former presidents who aren't losers and at the end of the day, Donald Trump is a loser, maybe the biggest loser in history. Many people say so. The best people.

Believe me.

[dragonflycap]

4 Trade Ideas for Caterpillar: Bonus Idea

Caterpillar, $CAT, comes into the week at short term resistance in a pullback and over the 20 day SMA for the first time in over a month. The Bollinger Bands® are squeezed in, often a precursor to a move and it has retraced 38.2% of the last leg higher. It has a RSI at the midline and rising, a positive divergence, with the MACD crossed up and rising but negative. There is resistance at 333.50 and 337.50 then 351.50 and 355.50 before 364 and 373 with the all-time high at 379.30 above that. Support lower is at 330 and 325 then 321. Short interest is low at 2.4%. 

The stock pays a dividend with an annual yield of 1.69% and will trade ex-dividend n July 24th. The company is expected to report earnings next on July 30th. The July options chain shows biggest open interest at the 330 strike on the put side and at the 350 call strike. The August chain shows open interest spread from 330 to 280, biggest at 290 then 310, on the put side. On the call side it is biggest at 330 then fades to 370. The September chain has biggest open interest at the 290 put and the 330 call strikes.

Caterpillar, Ticker: $CAT

Trade Idea 1: Buy the stock on a move over 333.50 with a stop at 321.

Trade Idea 2: Buy the stock on a move over 333.50 and add an August 320/310 Put Spread ($3.00) while selling the September 380 Call ($2.90).

Trade Idea 3: Buy the July/August 340 Call Calendar ($6.80) while selling the July 325 Puts ($2.70).

Trade Idea 4: Buy the September 320/340/370 Call Spread Risk Reversal (30 cents).

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After reviewing over 1,000 charts, I have found some good setups for the week. These were selected and should be viewed in the context of the broad Market Macro picture reviewed Friday which with the 2nd Quarter of 2024 in the books and heading into the holiday shortened week, saw equity markets showing resilience with a rebound from a pullback and large caps and tech names holding at the highs.

Elsewhere look for Gold to continue its consolidation after the record move higher while Crude Oil consolidates in a broad range. The US Dollar Index continues the short term move to the upside while US Treasuries continue in their secular downtrend. The Shanghai Composite looks to continue the downtrend while Emerging Markets consolidate under long term resistance.

The Volatility Index looks to remain very low and stable making the path easier for equity markets to the upside. Their charts look strong, especially on the longer timeframe. On the shorter timeframe both the QQQ and SPY are showing signs of a possible reset on momentum measures as both are extended. The IWM continues to lag in a long term channel. Use this information as you prepare for the coming week and trad’em well.

[magical-girl-coral]

You know what’s the best part about “the Mona Lisa being a fake” theory is? Even if Helen didn’t burn the real painting, Miles still had a shit ton of other art pieces littered around the house. So far I’ve found:

Picasso’ Still Life With Stone is worth around 100 million dollars.

Degas’s L’Absinthe is 35 million.

Mondrian’s Composition No. II, with Red and Blue is 75 million.

Rothko’s Number 207 is around 80 million.

Matisse’s Icarus is also 80 million.

And the best part?

And these are just the painting that the movie showed us.

Mile’s house is probably filled with even more famous artworks that were destroyed when Helen blew up the Glass Onion. Just the ones I found would put him in at least 370 million worth of property damage. Now imagine how bigger the debt would be once the director pulls out a list of every piece that was destroyed along with Miles’ future.

Whether the Mona Lisa is gone or not, only one thing is for sure; No one is going to touch Miles Bron ever again.

[fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-liar]

one of my favorite things about Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter is that he made it so that anyone who gave Twitter $8 could get the blue checkmark that indicates that the user is verified, so people on Twitter started paying for the verification check so they could impersonate tons of corporations on Twitter and tweet shit that cost some of the corporations billions of dollars in stock

(alternate text included under each picture!)

Alternate Text: A Tweet from an account with the Eli Lilly profile picture, handle (EliLillyandCo), and account name and a blue checkmark that says "We are excited to announce insulin is free now." (Eli Lilly is a pharmaceutical company notorious for jacking up prices/making drugs not affordable)

Alternate Text: a picture of the what Google shows when you search up "Eli Lilly stock," mainly a graph that starts out at nearly $370, steadily decreases to below $350 until a little before 12:00 pm, briefly climbs back up to just past $350 at just after 12:00 pm, and then continues climbing down. The graph is in red. Above the graph, the header says "352.30 USD: -16.08 (4.37%) down today"

Alternate Text: A Tweet from an account with the Lockheed Martin profile picture and account name, the handle LockheedMartini, and a verified checkmark that says "We will begin halting all weapons sales to Saudi Arabia, Israel, and the United States until further investigation into their record of human rights abuses. #WeAreLM" There is a picture of a jet flying in a blue sky with wispy clouds attached to the Tweet.

Alternate Text: a picture of the what Google shows when you search up "Lockheed Martin stock," mainly a graph that starts out at nearly $480 and is rapidly decreasing to just above $460 by 4:00 pm. The graph is in red. Above the graph, the header says "463.86 USD: -26.91 (5.48%) down today"

Alternate Text: two pictures, three Tweets total. The Tweet in the picture on the left comes from an account with the Nestlé name and profile picture, the handle NestleDeathCult, and a blue checkmark. The Tweet says "We steal your water and sell it back to you lol"

There are two Tweets in the picture on the right that both come from an account that has the Chiquita account name, profile picture, and handle (Chiquita) as well as a verified checkmark. The Tweet on the top reads "We've just overthrown the government of Brazil." The Tweet on the bottom reads "We apologize to those who have been served a misleading message from a fake Chiquita account. We have not overthrown a government since 1954."

[dailydemonspotlight]

Hua Po - Day 79

Race: Jirae

Arcana: Magician

Alignment: Neutral

July 25th, 2024

The ghosts of the recently deceased are a common topic in many world religions, and something that grows increasingly curious with time as we still fail to understand the world beyond. Sometimes, though, there are multiple different spirits for different methods of death, ghosts to represent different places or methods of passing on. Sometimes, though, a spirit may form from the result of several people dying at once as well, so what if several people die of the same method? Three similar people, each a young girl, each hanging from a tree... that is what forms today's Demon of the Day, and a personal favorite demon of mine, Hua Po, the Floral Spirit.

Today's subject is rather dark, as it touches on concepts of suicide, and it also comes from a very strange source- a set of ghost stories known as "What the Master Would Not Discuss," specifically from Volume 24, under a story titled, well, Hua Po. Now, this book is incredibly hard to track down in my experience, given that it typically goes for, at cheapest, around 370 dollars, but I eventually, finally got the story after about an hour of searching around, all through google translating an obscure wiki page from Chinese. I'm as disappointed as you are, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

While the story has been mangled by the translation, in effect, the story of Hua Po has to do with a scholar from Wuyuan named Xie who wakes up one day to hear some unusually loud chirping of birds coming from the forest. Groggily, the man pulled himself up from his bed and wandered to investigate the noise, but at its source wasn't a congregation of parrots- instead, it was a young, pale woman who was only 5 inches tall, unable to speak and instead chirping much like a bird. Confused, the man picked her up and took her back to his place, where he put her in a bird cage, keeping her fed while likely being incredibly confused.

His explanation would come, however, as a person named Hong Xiaolian would hear about the situation and arrived at Xie's place of residence, bearing unfortunate news. To quote the text, (which, bear with me, is in chinese,)

「此名花魄，凡樹經三次人縊死者，其冤苦之氣結成此物，沃以水，猶可活也。」

And, to roughly paraphrase and translate what Hong Xiaolian is saying,

"This is Hua Po. [A nearby] tree has been used to hang three times by people, and the lingering resentment and bitterness formed this thing. If [the tree] is fertilized with water, you can save it."

Confounded, the man would try to water the tree, and lo and behold, it'd work- as he'd fertilize the tree, Hua Po would suddenly disappear, and as crowds of people would watch, a great bird would swoop down and carry away the small spirit god knows where. A relatively short and sweet story, though one that leads to a lot of questions- why did so many people take their own lives through that one tree, per instance, and why could she only speak in chirps? Explanations are scarce, given that the book this story originates from is primarily one based upon the supernatural, but what we do know for certain is this.

Hua Po is a small tree spirit that forms after three people take their own lives by hanging off of the same tree, and their souls may be released by watering said tree. While still somewhat confusing, this explanation is as good as any, really. Even though Hua Po originates from a ghost story, it's still a very interesting creature- and, well, I have to ask, why did they pick it of all the ghosts in the book?

Past that, its design in SMT is weird, given the knowledge we have about the spirit. Her butterfly wings and affinity for fire are completely different from the floral tree spirit described, to the point I have to wonder if there was some sort of translation mistake much like what happened with Porewit. I might be overthinking things, of course, but that's just what comes to mind. Overall, though, her design is incredibly charming, even if it doesn't fit like a glove- at least I find her design to be cute, and she's one of my favorite demons in the series for good reason.

[0snags0]

Ok house headcannons for 2024

Wilson definitely has a Apple ecosystem, he has a stupid ass wireless charger that charges his Apple Watch, iPhone, AirPods and MacBook all at the same time… really slow…. house steals it and throws it off their balcony

Taub listens to musicals, foreman finds Soaring from high school musical on his Spotify wrapped and he fails to convince him his daughters made him listen to it + he totally tried being an alpha male but when he tried to assert his alpha dominance they just stood over him

Foreman is apart of the dollar shave club and has those hair grower machines that roll circles on your head except for his goatee. Def spends all his time in the shower ‘promoting hair growth’ with special creams and treatments

Masters got roped into an MLM and can’t figure out how to get out of it. She went to one meeting and bought 2 boxes of Herbalife supplements bc she didn’t want to be rude

Chase went for a better help session but house got his chat info, he then spread it around the hospital

Cuddy is a Pinterest mum, she has hundreds of boards of her dream home and matching costumes with her and Rachel

House watches those YouTube essays on flight 370 and strange conspiracy theories he knows about Chris chan

Cameron is obsessed with archeological digs and ancient mythology

13 complains that everyone’s on their damn phones and they should read a book, crystal girlie

[grandmagbignaturals]

My tummy hurts AND I think I have to give up soda AND I can't sleep but I slept like shit last night AND I currently spend 290 of my weekly 370 on bills and that doesn't even cover monthly bills and I'm 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 because it's going to be SO fucking hard to increase my income and I can't even BEND OVER any more without my heart having a fucking party

Also I needed car maintenance this week so my parents had to pay bc LOL I do not have that cash

And my dog needs registering this month and THAT'S nearly a hundred dollars

anyway the benefit rate is a fucking crime I don't even have to buy groceries and my rent is cheap

[readyforevolution]

Donald Trump was fined $355 million dollars and banned from doing business in NY for 3 years by Judge Arthur Engoron. Attorney General Leticia James was asking for $370 million dollars and a lifetime ban on Trump doing business in NY.

The Sister got just about all that she asked for.

Trump Learned Today!

💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

[i-like-sad-robots]

We got married, and I wasted 370 dollars.

[mightyflamethrower]

According to the Institute for Energy Research (IER), the cost of a new electric 18 wheeler is “two to three times” the price of a new diesel rig, which is one of myriad reasons why this conversion would never take place unless forced by government mandate. IER points out that these new requirements will require the trucking industry to invest $620 billion for charging infrastructure, and “will likely cost utilities $370 billion to upgrade their networks. Replacing diesel trucks with electric will cost the trucking industry tens of billion dollars each year and truckers will need to pass these costs on to the customers–manufacturers and retailers, who will pass the higher costs on to Americans in higher prices for merchandise.”