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Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?
Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.
Goon: Huh.
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Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?
Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...
Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.
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Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...
Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?
Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.
Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.
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And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.
#supportive goons#Jason read somewhere that showing vulnerability helps being a good leader#they have pool parties#the goons love jason#best mafia boss ever#he knows all their names and helps their kids study for school#they're all very concerned to find out he's 19#jason todd#under the hood#under the red hood#red hood's goons#oh to be a zombie drug lord in this economy#they're a little confused but they got the spirit#batman#batfam#batfamily#batman and robin#assigned trans at goon
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biden’s team during every commercial break
#debate#presidential debate#biden#trump#house md#fr he looks so sick#obv better than trump but oh lord
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reblog if you're a writer but would rather drink straight cyanide than show any of your family members your work
#if i wanted my folks to know the shit that goes on in my brain i would keep a diary#i wouldn't be able to look them in the eye#and its not even smut just like extremely dark stuff#and a bunch of sapphic yearning#white roses red wip#im so fine with posting my writing#but if my family sees it#oh my lordy lord i would be sent to a psychiatric ward#writeblr#bookblr#creative writing#writing#writers on tumblr#novel writing#writers and poets#book tropes#writerscommunity
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But I got something going now. A friend. And I don't wanna mess it up. Maybe that's what I was like for you.
#silco#jinx#isha#arcane#arcane isha#arcane silco#arcane jinx#arcane s2#arcane season 2#arcanegifs#arcane spoilers#jinx has lost the two people that truly accepted her as jinx and it kills me#isha being a representation and parallel of jinx as powder but also an unwavering support pillar for jinx like silco#ughhhh#on the bright side... with how silco not ending up as one of her demons - isha most likely won't end up as one either#for again they were the only ones that fully accepted her and didn't want her to live with guilt#act 3 is going to be so gdm painful oh dear lord#Also also Isha representing second chances for Jinx and Jinx for Silco respectively#HAHAHA KILL MEEEE
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still can't believe they had the audacity to put a trans furry this cunty into the gay kiss episode. Arcane is feeding sapphics of every kind
#lest arcane#trans#transgender#sapphic#lesbian#arcane#arcane s2#and the fact that she's in a scene#with mostly close up shots#while smoking#and Mel is there????#I'm so gay#oh my lord#gif#gifset
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he’s telling Neil to get his gross runners feet off the walls
challengers screencap redraw 🤌🤌
#I watched it with my friend and if u haven’t seen it oh my lord#Watch it if u can#Gay sports people The Movie#If they were gonna make aftg a movie they would have to play that godamn synth music they played in challengers#But every time neil starts lying pathologically#I’m fine- (80s synth starts)#Aftg#all for the game#andrew Minyard#Neil josten#andreil#the foxhole court#my art
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“These cactus walls are giving me like flashbacks…”
“Feel like im going to go to a punching duel-“
Losing my mind
#the streams are amazing#but oh my lord#I love him#he knows us#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hermitcraft smp#gtwscar#gtws#goodtimeswithscar#desert duo
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Our boy is a fashion icon!!!
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seasmoke meeting darklyn;
#seasmoke#steffon darklyn#lord darklyn#laenor velaryon#addam velaryon#addam of hull#rhaenyra targaryen#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd s2#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon spoilers#asoiaf#idk has this been done yet#1k#3k#holy shit???#5k#OH MY GOD!!
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for the love of god
#don't make me tap the sign#house md#i know its sometimes asking a lot to have nuance on the internet in the year of our lord 2024#the amount of people i see saying 'they dont queerbait like this anymore' IT WASN'T QUEERBAIT. PLEASE#or like 'oh another queerbait show to get into'#im so tired lol
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Things Neil Gaiman said about our ineffable husbands that make my heart skip a few beats:
- this is a love story
- they like holding hands
- they held hands in season 1 (he let us figure out that it was on the bus)
- it’s implied that Aziraphale stayed at Crowley’s apartment the night after the No-pocalypse
- this is a love story
- roughly 4 years passed between s1 and 2
- they will have a cottage in the South Downs at some point
- shoemaker-cum-obstetrician
- he called Michael and David ‘my boys’
#send post#good omens#ineffable husbands#ineffable spouses#ineffable lovers#aziraphale x crowley#aziraphale and crowley#aziraphale loves crowley#crowley loves aziraphale#Aziraphale#Crowley#crowzi#aziracrow#the loveliest troll#neil gaiman#dt with sauce#the sheen#they’re in love your honor#my heart#oh lord heal this bike#good omens 2#meta post#gomens#go s2#holding hands#david tennant#michael sheen#cottage in the south downs
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my funny controversial veilguard opinion is that while i get why people are saying the 'sexy lof' armor is orientalist and i do think there's a convo to be had there... that armor is also based off of actual clothes people historically wore in southeast asia. like this
is absolutely based off of these
and while these are stylised forms of the outfit it's not because of the skin being shown. the women wearing shirts underneath are not wearing it as thai people wore tabengman historically. because historically we didn't really wear a lot of shirts, shirts were not legally mandated clothes until the 1940s. my thai grandmother is older than that. in fact a lot of asia didn't get around to stigmatizing and sexualizing breasts until the 1800s or later (like you can find photos of korean women in the 1900s with their breasts out and that was fine and normal culturally). the reason these are stylized though is bc they're made of silk and they're wearing brocades. most people would've worn this in plain fabric without gold brocades bc silk and gold are expensive.
and, to be clear, a lot of both the LoF and qunari armors and fashion is based off of historical southeast asian fashion. isabella is straight up wearing a hmong necklace.
the qunari ropes are also almost certainly based off of muay boran kard chuek which is this old way of binding your hands with hemp ropes in thailand for boxing. you can also see that in qunari concept art they've drawn them with intricate knots that are very chinese in origin, they're wearing armor in rattans weaved patterns. (i'll also point out that it was explicitly said in the past that people from east tevinter, which is closer to seheron, look like dorian, and dorian's va is half indo-fijian and half malay. that man belongs to the south pacific.)
and yes, we could have a whole conversation about specifically choosing to look at these armors instead of other southeast asian armors. but i think a lot of people think the armor is based off of western fantasies of belly dancer costumes... which while may have played a part, it's also very clear to me that the devs have used a lot of southeast asian inspiration for seheron, rivain, and part of tevinter.
#lords of fortune#thedas#dragon age#veilguard#veilguard spoilers#listen i've been wanting to do this for AGES#i've got TREATISE on the use of seasian aesthetic inspo#without seasian culture#bc a lot of fantasy#not just dragon age#uses seasian aesthetic#probably bc our clothes look cool as fuck#but dragon age in particular has always used a lot of it#and no one seems to have noticed#like some of these ppl are wearing sarong#and i've never seen someone say#'oh that's sarong!'#y'all need to know more southeast asians
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Acab applies to security guards too.
Okay, so there's two basic kinds of security: public and private
Public security is for government employees like police
Private security is stuff like security guards, bodyguards, and bouncers
As a security guard, you need to pass different licensing exams for different privileges. Someone who might handcuff people needs a license to carry handcuffs- someone who might need to carry a weapon needs a license for that weapon.
I passed my BST exam something like five years ago and stopped there, so I am allowed to carry: A radio
And as private security, again, there are two basic kinds: in-house and contract
Contract security means a company or a person or a location like a park can pay my boss' boss money to send powerless scarecrows in uniforms to walk around and provide what is called "visible presence"
which is, essentially, a life-size cardboard cutout of a guy wearing the classic Spirit Halloween costume, "Black Slacks Law Professional" in size L
So if the entire chain of authority, from a toddler at the mall food court all the way up to whoever happens to have access to the majority of the planet's nukes at this time, you should know that someone like me currently ranks somewhere very slightly above Janitor, but still definitely below Cinnabon Assistant Manager
Which means that if I chose to go rogue and use my powers for evil TOMORROW, I would maybe manage to punch a Cinnabon employee and shoplift half a dozen chocolate bars from the gift shop before I am fired and in jail being sued off my ass with my licenses revoked for life, unable to leave the country or apply for a job at Walmart with my new shiny criminal record
Security guards and mall cops ain't police. We're dressed like police so you don't try and do something illegal in the area, but the vast majority of us can't actually do anything.
Calm down
#Teablart#Ahhhh oh no the venomous corn snake#That's what you sound like#I'm sorry I'm getting cranky but good lord we've gone over this#Do your research#I don't give half a wood nickel about our criminal justice system just keep your pants on till you're off the property
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i just had to draw this dialogue. the voices compelled me
#dream smp#tommyinnit#jack manifold#ctommy#cjack#me doods#oh my god im pissed it took me so long RAAAAAA#but i had to finish it i had to#tommy looked so off in this and jack is so hard to draw bc he's Bald /j#i can't believe the lord blessed us w ctommy content in 2024#AND ITS FUCKING CANON PEACEFUL ENDING#im so happy. my soul can be finally laid to rest asdfghjkl
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been relistening to tma… jon is so stupid
#thoughtful talks#i forgot how much he genuinely thought this#oh my lord#tma#tma season 2#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jmart#tma jmart#jonmartin#the archivist#the magnus archives
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feedist kinktober 26 : Olympian
goat faun and ram centaur AU
#just wanted to do one drawing - but my intense prepubescent fascination for mythology took over#now i want to make lazy dryads fattened up by dionysos#centaurs are already rly fun to draw... but fattened up? oh lord#also if this is a greek mythology AU i'm guessing they should have different names? like maybe honey and wine? i dunno u tell me#heavyheavycream#butter_and_jam#comics#feedist kinktober#feedist kinktober 2024#feedism comics
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