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if you complain about art of a girl with a small cock and say it should be bigger , even if shes a horse girl, I think you should be tied up and thrown into a ravine

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GUGAFOODS HOUSEHOLD 7:02 PM

"Whoo, buddy! I am sooo tuckered out after a long day of making delicious steaks! It's time I turn in!"

"Guga, it's like, 7PM. Let's watch the game."

"Ah no, really. I'm so tired, I'm just gonna go tuck in early and get some rest. Gotta be up early!"

"...And then..."

"...when no one is looking..."

"...Clark Kent becomes... Superman...!"

*furiously darts over to gaming pc and turns it on to boot up Skyrim"

"Alduin, you better watch out! Superman is coming to save the citizens of Skyrim!"

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Same Old Ghosts

So how we feeling about the whispers in the new episodes,,,

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I have more than earned having a tail to wag

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Pearl <333

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need 1 trillion more of these images

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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

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delishous....

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yume 2kki house within nowhere was so insane to me visually i started learning pixel art to chase the high of a low res sunlit room

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Bdubs: scott you said you had an idea as well, right? For scar?

Scott: yeah but mine involves slightly more property damage and a lot more victims

Scar: I'm always down for propriety damage and just for the fun of it

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You know how there's some story tropes, narrative devices, etc, that nobody really does anymore, but that used to be the absolute chewed-through cliché that everyone expects to be there - not because anyone likes it, but because what else would there be? But now nobody does that anymore. And that's why I think people should pick those up again, because they've been on the shelf for so long that it'd actually be refreshing and new again.

Like having a main character who's essentially just a narrative device, a POV character who has nothing to do with the plot, and is only observing it from the sidelines. Except this time around, instead of mincing about with the way such characters awkwardly turn out seeming unintentionally catty and judgemental, just make them be that way on purpose.

The seemingly timid and innocent quiet witness who just always happens to be in the right place at the right time to see All The Shit Go Down, whom every single one of the other characters considers their one true loyal confidant who would never judge them (incorrect), but instead of having the author white-knuckle wrangling them to appear like a genuine and sweet person, this POV protagonist is just sitting there with a bucket of popcorn, watching their supposed friends be the messiest disasters alive, casually thinking

"Wow. I don't respect any of you people."

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them

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Can't believe the villies got high this episode