#((HOLY SHIT CHECK THIS OUT))

[zeravmeta]

biggest indicator of the hoes not being alright is that all isekai nowadays has gone from “ultimate power level super cool beam explosion harem fantasy” to shit like “in this new world i eat lots of delicious food and help people with minor problems and i feel incredibly fulfilled with a happy and peaceful life where the cold grip of capitalism cant touch me :)”

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript -

Gabriel : *heavy breathing and grunting* Bastard. 

Useless bucket of bolts. Yeah, you better run!

Load back to your- Ah shit, that was hard. Load back to your little checkpoint.

Yeah, go ahead. Go P rank the other levels. 

Oh… I’m sorry. Can-can-can I? Excuse me, can I help you?

Columbo : Oh, uh, hi there. Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt.

Uh, I’m looking for somebody. 

Uh, Gabriel is it? Is that you? Is that who I’m lookin for?

Listen, I just gotta say, you did an amazing job uh… Fighting off that uh. 

What’d ya-what’d ya call it?

Uh, you called it a… 

Gabriel : A mere object?

Columbo : That’s right. A mere object. 

Phenomenal work. 

I gotta tell ya. Robots, I don’t trust em myself. 

Ya know, I had-I had this one episode where uh, there was this robot named Rob and uh-

Gabriel : Uh, yes. 

That’s very fascinating, but could you perhaps get on with your introduction? 

Columbo : Uh, certainly. So I’m, uh, I’m lieutenant Columbo. Uh, I’m with the LAPD. Uh, I'm in the homicide department. 

Gabriel : Homicide? You can’t kill a machine. 

Columbo : No no no! Of course not. But um… Well… Ya can certainly love one.

Gabriel : D-d-d-detective I- I don’t- I don’t know what you’re implying there with that statement!

As you can tell I… Despise machines and wouldn’t think about doing so- Loving them, I mean.

Columbo : Yes, of course uh. Absolutely, it’s completely unthinkable. 

Except, well. While I was- while I was over here and I opened this door and uh fourteen- fourteen V1 body pillows fell out. Along with a buncha the plushies. 

Uh, and I just can’t imagine how ya- how ya happened upon something like that by accident.

It’s a little ridiculous! Uh, frankly.

Gabriel : Uh, no no no, listen.  

Detective. I can explain, okay? 

Those belong to- uh! That guy over there! 

*Filth-like scream*

Gabriel : Yeah! A real freak! 

Some kinda pervert. I don’t know why we keep him around.

But uh, I-I have nothing to do with it. 

Columbo : Well, ya see, I would believe- I would believe that, but uh. 

It’s just that- Well we had the boys at the lab run these pillows and we found your cum- We found your DNA all over em, uh.

You’re-You’re under arrest, I’m killing you.

Gabriel : K-hah. Kill me? *laughs*

Oh detective. 

Columbo : Oh. Aw fuck.

Gabriel : I’m afraid you’ve made a grave mistake. 

Because, in fact… What is going to happen instead…

Is actually what I’m gonna- AHHHG MOTHERFUCKER

I’LL FUCKIN KILL YOU

SON OF A BITCH 

AHHG YOU BASTARD

I’LL RIP YOU APART 

PIECE OF SHIT

YOU FUCK

ASSHOLE

BITCH

*Grunting* 

Oh Shit. 

Oh. What have I done? 

V1 : Bro, tell me you didn’t just kill a fucking cop.

Gabriel : The law will be here any second now… 

Machine, flush the drugs.

V1 : No way, bro. Let’s smoke that.

Gabriel : All of it?!?

Hm… One last ride…

Well, alright.

*coughing his lungs out*

V1 : No Gabriel, holding it in doesn’t do anything!

*Gabriel continues to cough his lungs out*

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Audio source part 2

[wellsbering]

the one aspect of american culture that i will defend to my last breath is the recent high school tradition of taking the practice SAT, signing the page that says "you're not allowed to tell ANYONE what's on this test even when it's over", and then immediately flooding tumblr with highly specific memes about the content of said test

[starsillys]

IDEA IDEA IDEA IDEA

I’m sure it’s probably been spoken about before to some extent but I present to you.l!!?!

KINITO PET TAMAGTOCHI AU?!! WHAT THE FLIP he’s so anime core (the, the idea was it was supposed to be like… slice of life anime something with magical creature buddy Kinito y yk? Yk? ) awuhhj

here’s some compncept ideas sss a lil back story kind of!! Will be drawing more of this later for sure I’m having massive rot rn but i need slumber on god

[burythecarnival]

goth femme joins a pillow fight then gets knocked over in the first few seconds. "oh nooo, it looks like i am a pillow princess on my back! someone please help me" 😏🖤

[vixstarria]

Based on "Mark me as yours" where Astarion found out he can cross running water.

He was so relaxed floating downstream that when he finally got up he realized he was lost. Uh oh.

...Wait, you made that? You read my fic AND you made that??

WHAT.

This is amazing.

[notalberich]

neuvillette & reader modern!au

two hands slammed on the grand desk neuvillette worked on. slowly, he looked up from his papers and set his pen down. “It’s a wonder how the mesulines allow you to enter and leave my office so freely.”

you interrupt anything else he might have said afterwards. you pull your phone out excitedly. “I figured it out!”

neuvillette coughed into the fist of his hand. “im not sure what you’re talking about.”

you raise a brow and kept pointing aggressively at your phone, showing him the screen.

the vibrant golden tails of the characters caught his eye. but he’s still lost.

“cmon monsieur. c’est une siren. A mermaid!!” You emphasized, hoping you’d get the point across.

“Yes? What about them?”

“you! I connected the dots!!”

“you… connected what dots exactly?”

you ignored his question and started playing a video on your phone. H2O Just Add Water’s theme song started playing. “It’s so you, monsieur.”

neuvillette pinched the bridge of his nose and exhaled deeply. “I can assure you I am not a mermaid or siren of any kind.”

“oh yeah?” You pull out an open water bottle and challenged him. “Then touch this water.”

“……what ever for.” But he did anyway.

“is it working?”

crickets. Neuvillette looked at you unimpressed. “I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re testing.”

“aur naur. The condensation isn’t working”

[eggrolls-and-fandoms]

Intermission <3

Inspired by this beautiful art by @chipper-smol !

[ID: A black and white digital drawing of Loop and Siffrin from ISAT. Loop sits on the grass below the favor tree, half leaning against the root they usually sit on. Instead of them, what rests on the root is a single bright flower. Siffrin is laying with his head on Loop’s lap, eye closed peacefully, feet against the root he himself usually sits on. Hat discarded, Loop cards their fingers through Siffrin’s fluffy hair. They rest together in the shade as leaves flutter down around them, Loop looking down at Siffrin with an almost heartbroken expression. End ID.]

[woodenela]

🕒🐯Mit dir an meiner Seite🐯🕒

My submission for the lawsanlaw anthology of 2024 If the text is too hard to read, I put it in the alt text as well :)

This was so much fun to do. My initial submission grew so much in size that I wouldn't have been able to finish on time. I WILL finish it though, just on my own time without the stress, haha. Thank you for reading, I hope you liked it :)

[rat-sized-socks]

Ok since the last post I made with this became my most popular post like instantly here’s the better version of it. As a treat. The smoke loops a little nicer and I like the colors better on this one

[writterings]

me with my 18 year old students that i teach at a college

[chirpsythismorning]

It just hit me

[the-kipsabian]

[spac3trash]

You guys should read Blooming Onion... 🌱

[spineless-lobster]

Rip aeschylus you would’ve loved take me to church by hozier

Source: “Achilles in Love: Politics and Desire in Aeschylus’ Myrmidons” by David D. Leitao