#(( will be pinning until everything's up ))
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Visit Tumblr Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Tumblr posted its first advertisements in May 2012 and subsequently earned $13M in revenue.
Text
Sirius caused the longest hat stall in Hogwarts history when he was sorted, by the way
#it took like 20 - 30 minutes#the hat couldn’t figure out where the bastard should go#he’s cunning enough for slytherin#smart enough for ravenclaw#loyal enough for hufflepuff#brave enough for gryffindor#he genuinely could’ve thrived anywhere#and the hat nearly lost it#plus sirius kept asking questions and shit#kept questioning everything and being weirdly philosophical#sirius: what truly constitutes bravery or kindness? are they measurable traits or more concepts?#sorting hat: stfu and let me think you little shit#at some point dumbledore and minnie are just glancing at each other and sirius/the hat and the rest of the students to be sorted#and they’re completely confused as to how to make this speed up#so everyone else can be sorted#sirius black#marauders era#harry potter marauders#maraudersera#the marauders#the marauders era#mwpp#hp mwpp#mwpp era#marauders#the pin drop moment when the hat said gryffindor#no one knew what to do#the first black to go anywhere other than slytherin#james was the first to start clapping but it was still super tense for the rest of the ceremony#none of the teachers or older students recovered until like 2 weeks later
223 notes
·
View notes
Text
so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.
#thinking about an INSANE divorce fic. as a follow-up to the 30k canon-compliant backstory i have not written#(really it could be an au of that because like. am i sentimental and would i want them to get emotionally divorced NO but i will get into#the variants of this later i have to tell you about them ACTUALLY divorced first before i get into the hot divorcee energy of it all)#where they fucked around when they were younger and then broke up because. yeah tenax can dream but scorpus needs certainty he is what he#is he wants attention and dignity and when blue offers for him he goes and we don’t need to know what the massive fight was but we DO need#to know that they stopped fucking and maybe they stopped talking too but now they’re Colleagues. putting the ‘because i can’ moment#into a WHOLE different light bc it’s very much a ‘you no longer have a say in who I get to fuck because it’s not YOU. because we’re not’#and thus we get an exes-to-lovers arc I still know you the best and yes I SEE the scorpus xenon andria potential & once again I am saying:#put that in a box we can’t talk about that right now I see it but that’s not what we’re here for. anyway I was TRYING to say the ‘I know u#best of anyone��� of it all and if you think I have stopped thinking about tenax goading scorpus & talking about his dick for a single second#I have not. I REALLY have not because that is top tier blatant manipulation to be like ohhhh poor baby you’re so old and rotting I can just#get a new chariot driver I don’t even really want you anyway 😇 and scorpus KNOWS It’s bait however. he’s gotta get his attention back.#anyway they are ugly divorced and it’s very slow burn but I know exactly how you taste & what buttons to press & how to grip your shoulders#in an argument until they fuck nasty on all of their riches or however this thing ends. not well for anyone but I WILL be getting them back#together. the other fun little big divorced energy thoughts i had were very much ‘divorced and arguing but it’s foreplay to threaten to#leave each other’ so they can have hot aggressive mean sex because they get off on arguing with each other. everybody in the stables starts#to see them arguing about chariot design & the brothers are scared they’re gonna kill each other & then suddenly scorpus is tongue-fucking#Tenax’s throat with a fist still in his hair and tenax has a hand pinning him back against the post by the throat and that’s all they see#before everybody clears the FUCK out. this is a regular occurrence at all times in all arguments it’s so fun I love the dynamic#OHHHH AND IT’S AN OUTSIDER POV FIC i said the brothers really i meant elia but also now that i say that. could be a fun five + 1 of#everyone watching them threaten to kill each other and then y’know. la petit mort. ALSO i know i see the calla/tenax too we can’t talk abt#that put it in the box with the chariot drivers we can have one (1) thing at a time. the calla note is because i want a calla pov of them#where she’s just like ‘freaks. right in front of my salad?’ and does not give a fuck at all. top tier. anyway. andria/elia/calla/domitian#(Domitian seeing them petition him would be so fun because he wants to puppet master everything he’d want to know SO BAD.) the 5th one idk#because I don’t have any idea about the third brother yet but maybe Tenax catching scorpus in a brothel again? and the +1 is their POV ofc.#(anyway for myself: the vibes i want here are geno/anna cat and mouse follow/unfollow divorce and win her back rumors)#scorpus/tenax#those about to die#scorpus#tenax
36 notes
·
View notes
Text
Mav is gone. I have a thousand things I want to say but I don't have the bandwidth to write a proper post right now.
Send me asks so I can tell Mav's stories. I want to talk about him and remember all the funny and good stuff.
#about mav#tw pet death#he was the coolest dog in the world#i am so lucky that i got to plan his last days#he was truly happy right up until the end#i got to plan his last adventures and walks and meals and kisses and i got to tell him everything i wanted to tell him#and im so lucky for thay#but i dont feel very lucky#i just feel so cheated#i shouldve gotten ten more years#he only turned five last week#it isnt fair it isnt fair it isnt fucking fair#so send me asks so i can tell you the good stuff#you can ask anything and if its too personal i just wont answer#pinning thins so you dont have to scroll through a thousand asks to figure out whats happening
93 notes
·
View notes
Text
my bag may not be as ✨aesthetic✨ as some people's but IDC IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!! all my little things on display yayyyyy
wouldnt be complete without my "nether star" on the side :3c
#FEEL FREE TO ASK ABOUT ANY OF THEM!!!!!!!!!! most of them have a fun lil story#even if the story is just ''i got it at a con'' jdhfjh#felt terrible putting like half of my pins away bc they didnt fit... asking me to pick favorite children 😭#IM SO SORRY MEWTWO but xerneas and suicune meant more to me#franklin badge will leave eventually but it's there for now :]#it's gotta leave when i get back in cosplay kfjfjh#or until i get something cooler to replace it#i put it there to take up space bc my other pokemon didnt fit in that spot#it'll go back on my bandana eventually#god i'd kill for a hypixel pin... been thinking abt getting one custom made#and now i have a fantastic reason to do that. maybe for my birthday coming up 👀#chat#mine#need to scoot everything over to the right tbh it seems like it's all sliding left jdjfh#that's a problem for another day tho. been poked too many times tonight#gonna go put on pajamas and vibe on skyblock for a bit :V
34 notes
·
View notes
Text
ovulation horny is something neither ethan landry nor charlie walker is equipped to handle LMAOO
unless.
#you push them down under you and they just stare at you eyes big as hell#they’re both fine as fuck how could they not expect to be jumped#CONSENSUALLY OFC EVERYTHING IS CONSENSUAL#now i’m thinking of cnc with ethan landry or charlie walker but instead of them being the ones in charge it’s you#ethan could be studying or charlie could be watching a movie or or or or or really anything i’m just#*gnaws at the bars of my enclosure*#them putting up a bit of a fight (CONSENSUALLY) or trying to deter you but eventually giving in and letting their sweet gf use them#pushing or grabbing at you to deter you turning into either hands being pinned above their heads or grabbing at you to pull you closer#protests and insistences and weak complaints fractured by curses and groans until they dissolve into moans and whimpers#telling you that you two shouldn’t be doing this right now or you have to stop even though their breath is trembling and they’re on the#verge of cumming#and they choke on their words when you clench around them and dig your nails into their chest and keep using them to get yourself off#OR them just being ready to give you whatever you want#they just let you do what you want#you wanna suck their dick? say no more. you wanna sit on it? say no more.#SCREAMS#I JUST#claws at floorboards#SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME YOU SEE THE VISION
43 notes
·
View notes
Text
woke up in the middle of the night with this weird sensation like my legs had lost circulation and then regained it — that weird cold feeling, yknow? and then spent 20 minutes lying awake wondering if I was actually feeling slight prickles in the skin of the tops of my feet or if I was imagining it because I was half asleep and am a known psychosomatic symptom haver, and now I might be/probably am feeling those prickles again in my feet and legs and hands and it's really scaring me
#if I have some kind of neuropathy going on then I'm basically dying of something or other#however I asked my 14yo sister and she said that she periodically gets the same thing so maybe it's just...#our mom's side of the family genetically has mildly poor circulation. not like severe issues or anything but minor stuff#so??? idk 😞 also I'm probably making it worse by fixating on it 🫠#anyway. night before my birthday. pray for me please#the hands part at least is almost certainly psychosomatic bc it wasn't until I started thinking about it that that started#but now it's really freaking me out. it's just like... skin deep too not like pins and needles when you sit on your foot or whatever#it's just the skin it feels like#OK I'M DONE SPIRALING I can bring it up to my mom in the morning#also I started my period this morning. which I'm sure can have some kind of effect on Everything#the hypochondria blues
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
Spider Daedra Voryn also lives rent free in my head. Spider Daedra literally get off chasing down prey most of the time and I know Voryn has that instinct in him.
#I love me a good old fashioned primal kink#Voryn chasing him down. pinning him down and tying him up with his silk#ripping his clothes right at the crotch so he can fuck into Nerevar moaning obscenely.#normally he’s pretty well put together despite everything#but like this he just goes full sadistic and animalistic#telling Nerevar he’ll do so well having his eggs#or if Nerevar has a dick absolutely milks him dry until Nerevar passes out
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
'Trapped in the end!' said Sam bitterly, his anger rising again above weariness and despair. 'Gnats in a net. May the curse of Faramir bite that Gollum and bite him quick!' 'That would not help us now,' said Frodo.
Sword in hand Sam went after him. For the moment he had forgotten everything else but the red fury in his brain and the desire to kill Gollum. But before he could overtake him, Gollum was gone. Then as the dark hole stood before him and the stench came out to meet him, like a clap of thunder the thought of Frodo and the monster smote upon Sam's mind.
Now he tried to find strength to tear himself away and go on a lonely journey – for vengeance. If once he could go, his anger would bear him down all the roads of the world, pursuing, until he had him at last: Gollum. Then Gollum would die in a corner. But that was not what he had set out to do. It would not be worth while to leave his master for that. It would not bring him back. Nothing would.
Sam and vengeance in today's entry
#idk i have Thoughts about this... rambles ahead...#there's an interesting arc here with how sam approaches his feelings of vengeance in this entry#starting with the first quote. frodo's response to sam is so brief and doesn't get much time to sit with all the action going on#but i feel like it speaks volumes#at least in showcasing the different points they stand on#sam centers his resentment and feelings of revenge... he's quick to get frustrated and immediately goes for threatening gollum#meanwhile frodo is focused on getting out. he doesn't have time to nurse anger nor does he want to#it feels like he's advising sam to move past it because he knows it's futile to stay stuck in those feelings#then there's sam's fight with gollum#after days and weeks of building tension from his mistrust towards gollum... this is where the dam finally breaks#sam's been feeding into his resentment for SO LONG it's no wonder he gets into this state of blind fury towards the end#he set himself up to seek vengeance the moment he gets the opportunity#which in some way i'm sure does help him in fending off gollum... that strength had to come from somewhere#but once he's staved him off he continues to fixate that anger on gollum and forgets what he originally set out to do-- protect frodo#and then we're left with the final quote...#it isn't until sam has (perceived to have) lost everything that he is able to come to the conclusion that vengeance won't serve him#...a lesson learned a little too late?? maybe?? no?? it feels cruel to say that#i definitely do not want to take the position that sam was responsible for what happened to frodo#he was pinned in a horribly desperate situation and couldn't do much once gollum attacked#i don't think much would've changed if he hadn't had his moment of fury with chasing gollum#anyways newbie here-- i haven't read anything ahead from here so idk what character arcs await sam#but i'm interested to see if this is later built upon or acknowledged#end of rambles skdfjgkdjsfg#lotr newsletter#lotr newsletter march 13th#EDIT: I forgot to space the quotes out 😭#not a crime but they can get confusing to read when scrunched together hrnnnn
13 notes
·
View notes
Text
getting evil with it today. but actually what else is new
#scary crane rambles#not fandom#every day when i look at the proship tags i lol a little bit#because most everyone else is so ''uwu owo babie!! so niceys!!''#and meanwhile theres me over here being. Not That™#i dont wanna be nice and cute and small. i wanna KILL#and im suffering because everything on the proselfship tag is either#''imagine your f/o being so so sweet and nice and kind to poor little you!'' or like.#''imagine your f/o calling you kitten and pinning you to a wall >:)''#what if i want to make him chug whiskey until he cant even stand up anymore. what then#what if i want to amputate all his limbs and lobotomize him. what then huh.#the struggle is real.................
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
Breaking my silence to say: Shane and Abeke were never romantic to me.
#spirit animals series#spirit animals books#spirit animals#spirit animals shaneke#shaneke#they are tragic they are soulmates they are each other's salvation#but they are not romantic#i'm sorry i just don't see it#they are two planets orbiting each other round and round until one gets knocked into a star#(yes i know planets don't orbit other planets. shut up.)#abeke never felt like she had romantic feelings for shane just a strong sense of grief and tragedy and loss#and shane's kid crush (because he's a literal CHILD) on abeke feels more like a desperate need to make it all up to his only real friend#like he pinned all his hopes for his redemption on her and now the only way he'll see himself as good is if she forgives him for everything#he needs her because her validation is everything to him#he needs her because he loves her not because he's IN love with her#worthy says he was in love with her but i think worthy mistook shane's desperate need for abeke's approval as love#remember worthy's just a kid too#spirit animals abeke#abeke#spirit animals shane#shane#tell me you see the vision#they aren't romantic they're so much deeper than that#anti romantic shaneke#romantic shaneke negative#romantic shaneke criticism#<- those three are juuuuuust in case#finishing the night off with a Controversial OpinionTM#spirit animals thoughts
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
alador blight fan mood board
#Im trying so hard not to engage I feel like a bomb#I know his arc was handled badly but the shortening of the owl house should be the give away#And I personally think that the boards weren’t only cut for time!!#People are really mad he was redeemed at all but I think we forget that this guy was intended to portray a victim of abuse#Abuse shouldn’t have to be physical for it mean something#No I am not excusing what he did what he did was shitty but what I am saying is I don’t think he knew that#He thought what he was doing was in the kids best interest and when amity confronted him his eyes opened#I’ve seen people call him spineless and “woobified” and that is lost on me entirely#He stood up to Odalia and broke everything when he found out about her goals#He still has his temper he’s just not lashing out on his kids#Claims of him being turned soft don’t make sense to me because he’s been chasing butterflies the whole time! He was under Odalia s thumb#Until he learned it was hurting his kids and he stood up.#His arc isn’t perfect it’s far from it but the guy was in an abusive relationship for most of his life#I Can see the disconnect some are having but I think we’re really focusing too hard on some cut scenes#I Can see people getting upset with him especially those who relate to amity but I think it’s ironically pushing blame#Not everything can be pinned on Odalia but I think we should let abuse victims grow no matter their age#I guess it just makes me sad to see a character I see so much of myself in being dragged like this lol#Alador blight
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
i don’t understand ppl who leave their packing, until the last minute. i am already packing and i don’t go anywhere for over a week, imao
#*walter white voice* jesse we need to pack#imao i’m watching brba and thinking about packing at 2am#i actually haven’t started packing but i’m gonna pack all my clothes and just leave everything else until the day before#bc a lot of stuff i still need in the meantime#i also need to put pins on my jacket but that’s a separate thing that i keep forgetting to do#bc i think a lot of my best pins would be better on my jacket#i actually need to work out which clothes i’m wearing#like which ones to pack and which ones i’m wearing on the drive#i’m planning on probably just wearing sweats and a regular ass shirt#and i’ll dress up when i’m actually there#and i gotta make sure i have my meds all sorted#and i need to make sure i don’t forget anything and that i keep everything safe#this post is kinda just me talking to myself imao#but honestly they usually are#okay but like someone tell me to not to pack at 2am bc i can literally do it tomorrow during the day but my brain is like ‘pack now!!’#bc i have it stuck in my head#imao i’m also only going for three days but travelling is a whole thing with me#leaving the house in general is a whole thing with me#what may seem like nothing to some people is a huge deal to me#like wow you’re going on vacation for three days? so what?#but this is only the second time i’ve done this#and the longest i’ll have been away from home aside from when i was in the hospital#so yeah it’s a big deal#the worst part is the travel tho#when i’m actually there i’ll have a fun time bc i did last time#well kinda i also got homesick and was in the middle of a depressive episode but i digress#but this time i’m not! so go me!#gwen actually leaves the house and feels good about it for once!#gwen rambles#gwenposting
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
For all the teething I've been doing on Pavo and Esti i haven't been able to like, actually write any thing for them recently mostly because I've been Busy.
But also because I'm snapping between like 3 ideas for them at terminal velocity and haven't been able to actually get anything written for them and it's like having pumas bouncing around my skull at mach fuck as though theyre house cats at 2 am when you're trying to sleep,
#idea one is the day after things start changing and they haven't discussed it fully yet.#Pavo is mulling over some things and Esti is too nervous to ask about it. but they're alone out hunting#its such a nice day. and Esti thinks hes going to be saying goodbye soon. and hes making himself sick with anxiety over it#and they're alone together like old times but its Not like old times because Esti remembers how sweetly Pavo had kissed him that#morning after and how good it had felt to spend the whole morning in bed cureld up against him.#and Esti doesnt think he could stomach the idea of leaving without getting another kiss or at least finding out if Pavo regretted it or not#and the story is them being sweet on each other and avoiding the big heavy topic until Esti can verbally ask about it. because like Pavo#knows him well enough to know whats eating him up. but he wants to hear Esti say the words#and then the second idea is Esti waking up from a nightmare after hes been brought home from that hell. he screams for Pavo and#like of course pavo is on his feet and at the door that separates their rooms in an instant. but its locked and Esti is too#scared to navigate to it because hes already wound up and hes still not used to life as a blind man. so the idea of getting out of bed#and crossing an open room with nothing to help him orient himself is Terrifying.#probably more than it should be but the nightmares are still fresh in his head and hes having to make himself focus and ignore them#and just reasure himself that it Actually is Pavo and not one of those monster that had used his voice. and its hard hes crying and Pavo#has to take down part of the fucking door frame to get the sliding door off its tracks without just busting it down since Esti didn't#need that particular audio experience right now and he liked that doors painting and Pavo had already sent for the craftsperson who#made his eyes to commission them to make a set for esti. and he doesn't want to destroy something pretty esti likes when itll only be a few#until esti can enjoy it again. and he gets into the room and esti scooches over in bed to welcome him into it because despite Everything#esti still will always feel safer pinned between a wall and Pavo than anywhere else. and he just needs to feel safe.#and the third thing is because of something deardest said a yesterday i think about Pavo in his old age. and im just Chewing on the image#of him and esti in his carriage. Esti's hair has gone white and hes nearing his end. and thentwo of them are together and happy#and able to reflect on the lives they've had together. and its mostly just the idea of Pavo being glad hes so much older than Esti. because#it means despite Esti only being half demon and having a much shorter life because of it. Pavo isnt going to outlive him by very long.#and All of this. Everything was because of how scared Pavo was to be alone. and hes not going to have to be in his last days.#so Yeah. thats been whats on my mind when im not devoting it to like lame shit like work#wow im bad at reading#their url is derederest#not deardest
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
oof i just realized since i have a newer phone now and outlook app works on it, not only can i work on teams off my wrist, but i can do EMAILS off my wrist
#tbh i automated around like... 50% of my job away#i mean i still have to check the artwork and stuff it's not like my scripties can do my job for me#nor can my datamerge sets or my like.... resize one art.. automatically resizes all other garment size templates#and when i wfh i let the computer run and answer messages and texts on my phone#but now i don't even have to run over when i get an email!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#my boss saw me do it a few times and i taught a few ppl in my dept my like... .lazy girl automation#AND he asked how i knew the things and i was like... oh no reason like i know this for no reason#until like i was there over a year..... and i was like UHHH i was REALLY into a kpop boyband with 9 members and wanted to make GIFS#for ALL NINE BOYS!! every performance... sometimes 2 perfs a day which is 4 x 9 x 2 gifs LOL#he looked at me like i was weird but i also sit in between the bts cubicle and the exo cubicle#i only have work stuff pinned up on my cube lol#BUT if you guys didn't know all my gifs are batch processed.... so i only do about half the work#i have a script to copy layers to all open documents which helps with coloring and watermarks#and then also.... a BUNCH of batch processes... like all i do is import crop and do base coloring#everything else my computer just runs for me now LMAO#personal#if i don't get a good raise this year... we're going to be implementing one of my data merge things for templates for a LOT of the pitch#boards and pages for sales................... SOOoooOOoO i'll sneak that shit into my portfolio and apply elsewhere to get a job hop bump#but i should get a good review lol
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
smoking bong in the rain…..word around town is the property management company of the apartment i was signing for is the devil hiself so i decided not to go thru with it
#bay property mangement co in the dmv area…watch the fuk out#fortunately there was one final part of the esign last night i had to wait until this afternoon to have the info to complete#and when i woke up this morning i had this weird urge to check the google reviews again#one of which claimed all were bought and said check yelp….which was horrifying#life threatening maintenance issues left unadressed for weeks/months#(a tenants’ elderly mother almost froze to death and contracted pneumonia ☹️)#with no compensation at all in rent or housing vouchers while dealing w evasive and rude management#who would do everything they could to pin it on them or the (generally absent? as they are using a management company?) property owner#like i even feel for the landlords leaving reviews because this company would just do insane damage to these homes/apartments#thru incompetence and refusal to address maintenance issues#an early lease break would have been 5 months of rent if the place became untenable LOLLLL which was very likely….rlly dodged a bullet#heartbreaking tho because it was perfect and beautiful i would have been living like dracula for real…..#so fucking evil to keep her in their hell
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ane Gaea - Allisae
Age: 400+ years Species: Realm Deity Station: Goddess of Gaea (sub: Life, fertility, motherhood, mercy) Summary: Replaced the original Gaea along with her twin brother, Avelan. Had been but a mere child when she was taken in by the dying goddess and she had been raised all her life to eventually take over.
She has a very warm nature about her and she is most noted for her kindness and patience, but that doesn’t mean it’s infinite--especially when her children are harmed.
Marital Status: Mated/Married (unavailable for romantic shipping save for what has already been established with other muses up to this point)
Ane Gaea - Avelan
Age: 400+ years Species: Realm Deity Station: God of Gaea (sub: Stability, Sustainability, growth, warfare) Summary: Replace the original Gaea along with his twin sister, Allisae. Was a mere child when he was taken in by the dying and goddess and was most favoured for his intelligence and loyalty.
He is notably stricter and more reserved than his sister, though he isn’t unkind and he cherishes his family above all else. He’s not much of a people-person, though....
Marital Status: Mated/Married (unavailable for romantic shipping save for what has already been established with other muses up to this point)
#[ tbt ]#(( Just a quick profile because I don't know when I'll have the time to sit down and work on there bios yet ))#(( will be pinning until everything's up ))
5 notes
·
View notes