#( ft. regina george )

[steveha1rrington]

@fxntasmagoria asked: "that's a big sack." ( steve + regina )

( fruitcake )

Steve purposefully ignored the obvious innuendo in Regina's words, looking where the mall Santa was sat and the 'big sack' behind him - letting out a little snort. "Yeah, I guess it is. Seems kinda pointless for something I'm sure is full of fake presents. Or maybe even just stuffing or something." His gaze moved back to Regina now, letting out a little sigh. "So, what do you want exactly, Regina? Are you going to order or ...?"

[headroom-moods]

Shoot me in the head and leave me in a dumpster.

[badbandits]

“has anyone ever told you that you have a funny idea of romantic?” for peyton :)

"you don't think at home personal ice baths are romantic?"

it's not their fault the george's have a huge tub. more than enough space for them and regina both. "practice's left me sore, can't imagine you're much better. figured your back would make it worse." a smile, "i could light some candles if you want."

[charfletchh]

"oh, you like to watch? freaky." sure, maybe she had considered changing her name and moving to south america the last time they'd spoke. sure, the sight of sassa made her wonder if she could take her in a fight (she'd carefully considered it and although she wasn't going to underestimate sassa, she had faith in her own insanity). but she'd done her deep breathing, popped a xanax, and suddenly she didn't care as much- or at least she'd been able to suppress as much of that panic as possible. "you really are so concerned with my sex life. it's almost flattering."

"Well, you said it, not me," Sassa said, her voice saccharine as she responded to Charlie, still not looking over towards the blonde. She wouldn't give her the satisfaction of showing that she still annoyed her - perhaps even more so now. Sassa was supposed to have the upper hand now - she did have the upper hand now. She just needed to act like it. Clucking her tongue, she got the treadmill going to the speed she wanted it, stepping onto it and beginning her warm up. "Don't seem to care about an audience normally. What makes this time different?" she asked, punctuating the words with a sigh.

[celestiamour]

‧₊˚✧ ❛[ every week is fashion week ]❜

ft. wade wilson x gn! reader — marvel

╰₊✧ playing dress to impress with deadpool┊0.6k words

contains: wade being wade and probably ooc because he’s a bitch to write for

➤ author's note: gaming with him could fix me honestly

╰₊✧ when you hear him yelling and swearing insults like a sailor, you assume that he was playing some sort of rage game or a first-person shooter that he sucked at, but when you enter his room to see what all the commotion is about, you’ll see him hunched over on his ipad playing roblox like a child. the moment he sees you, he’s going to force you to download the app if you didn’t have it already and have you duo with him to have cute matching couple outfits.

╰₊✧ he knows nearly every code that’s active, has vip unlocked, and theorizes about the story behind it all like the lore whore he is. it sounds crazy to you how such a dress-up game could contain little details about a doppelganger replacing the nail tech, a mysterious organization, and something called the “flesh room, but you suppose that every generation needs to have an innocent-looking media hiding dark secrets.

╰₊✧ speaking of generations, you’re a hundred percent sure he’s too old to be playing this game and the way he bullies other players who are likely children makes you think that he was a regina george equivalent back in the day. he claims you only think that because he’s a harsh critic who rarely gives out anything higher than three stars, but it’s clear that he forgets that it’s a game for kids and gets carried away often.

“what the hell is that?! that’s not 2000s, that’s 2010s, dumbass!”

“babe, i’m pretty sure that they weren’t even born yet in the 2000s.”

“whatever, it’s still the ugliest fucking skirt i’ve ever seen.”

╰₊✧ he’s super competitive and petty with a capital “p,” strutting his model around to scope out the competition and singing a little improvised song under his breath along with the background music (some crazy stuff comes out of his mouth, things that make you whip your head around to stare at him while he acts like he didn’t just say the wildest shit for the sake of a rhyme). every round is like a different episode of reality television, and wade is constantly beefing with other contestants like it’s high school again.

“ooh, she ate.”

“...really?”

“yeah, she ‘ate’... OFF MY PLATE! THIS BITCH IS COPYING ME!”

╰₊✧ because his fashion sense is impeccable and his creativity is off the charts, he gets copied a lot and he will walk up to them to confront them about it. if they try to walk away or insist they aren’t, he’ll menacingly follow them around with a bloodlust that somehow permeates the screen until they finally change. you need to remind him to stop scaring the children, yet he never listens because it’s not like they can hear him roasting them on an open fire anyway.

╰₊✧ he always lands in the top five and carries you when doing duos because you refuse to spend a cent on roblox, but he can get pretty pissy when an outfit (or player) he didn’t like places higher than him. every time he quits and puts down his tablet to do something else, you’ll find him playing again with his feet in the air swinging like a teen girl writing in their diary about their crush an hour later. you’ll also hear him trying to convince logan to play with him too, although he’ll never be successful in this lifetime.

╰₊✧ gives an extra star to anyone coming out on the runway who forgot or didn’t have enough time to pick out a hairstyle in “bald solidarity”

╰₊✧ his favorite pose is pose 28, referencing the meme of “pussy facing the word” as his reasoning because of course it is.

[2gayy2functionnn]

Pool Party-

A little story based on my alignment chart for pool parties. FT everyone making fun of jsnis the whole time basically.

here it is for reference!!! ^^^

She really didn’t want to do this. Janis thought to herself as she stood outside the large george mansion. 

“Janis let’s go!” Damian shouts behind the girl as he begins pushing her forward.

“Can’t we just go back and finish our movie” She groans digging her heels into the ground. 

“And be antisocial for senior year. No thank you” 

Janis crosses her arms and continues to dig in her heels stopping herself from moving any further.

“Janis, if you don’t stop acting like a child. I’ll treat you like one. Than i’ll have to carry you inside and you’ll be really embarrassed”

“Damian I don’t wanna be here!” She argues stomping her foot before she can stop herself.

Damian raises an eyebrow at her before sighing and walking in front of her.

“I know she was a complete asshole to you. She really has put in an effort to change though. Listen if she’s rude to you one more time we can call it quits and go home and watch the movie and never hang out with them again. Yeah?” 

“What about senior year” She mocks crossing her arms.

“I’ll have you and it’ll be ok”

Janis nearly melts at that and she leans in and hugs her bestfriend (which never happens).

“Hey losers you gonna come in or keep sexing on my driveway!” A loud voice yells interrupting the moment between the two.

Janis shoves damian away with a blush. Janis is not soft so she doesn’t hug. Her cover was nearly blown.

“Ready?” Damian asks janis who sighs dramatically.

“That’s a dumb question” 

“Let’s gooo!” Regina yells opening the door further. 

“Janis walk now or i’ll pick your little ass up” Damian threatens standing and up and stretching his back. 

“You wouldn’t dare!” Janis shouts putting her hands on her hips.

Damian raises his eyebrow in his famous try me face and janis stomps to the door where the blonde stands.

“Janis, lovely to see you” Regina grins.

“Go back to hell” Janis scoffs before it turns to a squeak as she’s pulled back by her shirt from passing the blonde.

“She’s sorry” Damian says as he guides the girl by her shirt like a leash.

“No i’m not!” Janis yells before its muffled as Damian claps his hand over her mouth. 

“Bite me you’re dead!” Regina heard Damian yell as they walk outside. Regina giggles softly and grabs the extra towels before following them outside.

Damian pulls off his shirt and poses in his rainbow striped swim shorts before jumping in. Gretchen lays on the side in a lean chair chatting with cady while karen splashes on the steps of the shallow section. Aaron floats on his back in the middle of the water.

Janis throws her towel down on the chair. Walking over to the side of the pool and dipping her foot in.

 She tosses a football at damian’s head who’s floating on the water after it hits him and he shouts angrily she gets lectured by three different people about pool safety.

After her friends act too much like adults for her liking she walks to the side of the pool and starts sorting through the toys on the side. She grabs a large water gun and looks at Cady, Regina and Gretchen on the side in the lawn chairs. She smirks grabs an extra gun and hands it to karen telling her the plan.

5 minutes later with matching shit eating grins on their faces Janis and Karen walk over to the girls hiding behind their lawn chairs as they talk about nails.

Janis spins and shoots the water at the girls who all squeal and cover their faces. Karen does the same giggling and jumping up and down as she shoot’s gretchen with water. Bored with the amount of water coming out She undos the holder and tips it over spilling the water all over regina.

She grins at the drenched blonde whose hands move into fists. 

“Janis Elizabeth Imi’ike” Regina says in a weirdly calm but angry tone standing up and looking down at the girl she towers over. 

“Hey” Janis smirks innocently. The rest of them watch on in both fear and amusement. Karen sits next to gretchen who dragged her down and ruffled her hair in retaliation. 

Janis and Regina continue in a staring match. Before Janis raises the gun up one more time and lets the last squirt of water hit the blonde right in her face.

Regina’s eyes narrow further as she screams angrily and reaches forward grabbing the small brunette. She grabs her by the back of her shirt and drags her to the side of the pool. 

“you think that was funny” Regina asks spinning the girl to face her.

“Hilarious” Janis smirks. Regina smirks back at her mockingly.

“I hope you find this funny too” Regina says before leaning down and lifting her up. A hand around her waist and one around her leg. 

“No don’t! This is my favorite shirt!” Janis yells twisting in the hold. 

“Should’ve thought about that before drenching me in water!” Regina shouts adjusting her hold on the girl. She looks down at the girl in her arms and smirks.

“Have a nice swim” She says before leaning back and tossing the flailing girl into the deep end. Janis hits the water on her back immediately yelping at the contact. 

She swims up wiping her hair from her face and climbs out of the pool an annoyed look on her face. She takes her drenched shirt and shorts off setting them on the lawn chair and wringing them out. 

She grumbles to herself as she does so before taking a deep breath and climbing back in the water ignoring regina who continues to smirk at her.

She swims over to damian who makes fun of her for a few minutes before they chill and talk about school until they are interrupted by a large yell.

“let’s play chicken!” cady shouted a bright smile covering her face. Karen cheered along at the idea.

“I can ref” Gretchen offered softly coming and sitting on the edge apprehensively. Regina sat next to her and offered to ref too.

“No way Regina! we need an even number!” Janis shouts splashing at the blonde. Still angry at the tall girl.

“It’s too cold” Regina grumbles crossing her arms “plus chlorine is like really bad for my hair.” 

Janis mocks her before swimming over only to be stopped by damian grabbing her, an arm hooked around her waist and stopping her from moving.

“What are you doing?” she shouts exasperated. Flailing her arms in the water slapping at the taller boys arms.

“Saving you from your own bad choices” damian shoots back turning to the blonde still holding his angry friend.

“Come on Regina, your hair will look fabulous no matter what, can you just come in?” Damian offers batting his eyes.  Regina sighs but slowly lowers herself into the water, wincing at the cold.

“Great! So i’m with aaron obviously!” Cady says wrapping an arm around him. Janis continues to fight at damian’s arm still trapping her.

“Do i have to be with her?” damian sighs dramatically and motions to the small girl in his arm. 

“Rude!” Janis yells as Regina snorts.

“No Damian you can pick whomever you’d like” Cady says helpfully.

“Whomever” Janis mocks fidgeting. 

“Karen want to team?” Damian asks the tall girl who nods happily her eyes widened.

“Hey! That leaves me with the monster!” Janis supplies still fidgeting in his arm.

“You’ll be fine” he rolls his eyes and lets go of his hold causing her to sink and gulp a lot of water. 

“Fuck you!” she shouts as she comes back up for air with a gasp, ignoring her friends laughs.

She swims softly over to regina still grumbling. 

“Climb on” Regina sighs lowering herself into the water. 

“What no way!” Janis scoffs shaking her head.

Regina tilts her head and look at the girl. 

“What?”

“I’m not getting on your shoulders! You get on mine” Janis challenged lowering herself in the water. 

“Janis seriously, you can’t even touch.”

“Yes I can!”

“Janis seriously, you were going to get on damian’s!” She shouts ignoring her.

“Well damian doesn’t hate me!” Janis shoots back crossing her arms.

“Jesus Janis, I don’t hate you. I never have. I’m so so sorry for the way I treated you, but i promise it wasn’t out of hate!”

“Than what was it out of?”

“That’s not important can you just get on, before we get disqualified or some shit?”

Janis grumbles and looks up at her again. She mumbles something.

“What was that?” the blonde asks moving closer.

“I said i…” She says trailing off again.

“Seriously Janis, I can’t hear you!”

“I don’t like heights!” She shouts. Regina laughs holding a hand out on her side.

“I’m sorry, I just”

“Ok ok, wrap it up” janis grumbles embarrassed.

“Ok i’m sorry, it’s just kind of funny” 

“no it’s not!”

“Ok, Im sorry. I promise i’ll hold on to you though and if you fall you’ll hit water so it’ll be ok. Yeah?”

“Yeah” Janis agrees softly and swims around behind the blonde and presses her hands on her shoulder.

“Go down” She whispers softly. Regina gulps but begins to slowly lower herself. She resists the urge to gasp as she feels tiny nails rake across her neck and pull her wet hair from behind the neck and lightly toss it over the one shoulder.

“Ready?” Janis asks.

“Ready” Regina replies with a gulp as she sinks and the short girl hoists her self onto her shoulders and immediately grabs the blondes head.

“Oh fuckkkk, this is high” Janis squeaks wrapping her arm around the blondes head.

“Janis Stop” regina grunts shaking her head. The brunette grabs her head tighter.

“Come on we don’t got all day!” Damian shouts as karen sits on his shoulders and picks at his earring. Cady and aaron are in their own world trying to recreate the spiderman kiss, with cady atop his shoulders.

Regina grins as they move in closer and janis’s grip tightens and her legs lock under her arm pits in an attempt to stay still.

“Jay, I promise, I got you. I won’t let you go” Regina whisper. Although she can’t see the girls reaction she feels the hold loosen a bit.  

“Ready teams?” Gretchen asks.

“Ready” Damian smirks at Janis. Mocking threatening glances at her. 

“Wait!” Janis shouts causing everyone to halt and look at her.

“Janis?” Gretchen asks looking at the girl.

“I- Nevermind” she says glaring back at damian who smirks at her. 

“Ready set go!” Gretchen yells as the teams move to each other. Janis shoves at a slippery carts shoulder and watches as she immediately falls off. 

“Aaron and Cady are out!” Gretchen yells in an announcer voice. Damian moves closer to them. Janis stays firm on her shoulders as she and karen shove at each other. Both are pretty evenly matched and staying strong on their partners shoulders.

“Come on Janis!” Regina yells up to her partner. The brunette continues to shove at the tall girl when she feels a grip on her ankle. She looks down eyes wide.

Damian smirks as he grabs her ankle and drags her foot towards her. He begins to scratch at the ball of her foot. Janis squeals and squirms sideways on regina’s shoulders trying desperately to move away from him.

“No! Cheating!” Janis squeals moving on the shoulders. Regina raises an eyebrow at the girls laughing but keeps her hands on the girls thighs not letting her go.

Karen takes the chance and shoves at her. Janis goes to fall back ready to give up but regina grips her further refusing to let get down.

“Janis Imi’ike! I’m not losing this game because you’re ticklish!” Regina snarls holding the girls thighs still as she continues to squirm almost screeching at this point. Regina was way to competitive some times and it seemed she was really desperate to win this one. 

“Please!” Janis screeches yanking at regina’s hands on her thighs. Damian continues to tickle her foot laughing maniacally.

“Janis you fall, i’ll get you worse than Damian would.” Regina warns the girls who’s red in the face.

With a final tug janis removed regina’s hands and falls backwards escaping the tickling fingers.

Regina groans as she hits the water. 

“The winners! Damian and Karen!” Gretchen cheers.

“They cheated!” Regina yells splashing the girl on the side. Janis stands up fixing her hair in the water crossing her arms a large blush on her face.

“I have never lost a game of chicken in my life you little shit.” Regina says spinning to the girl and sticking a finger in her face.

“Chill Gina, it’s just a game” Janis rolls her eyes glaring at Damian. 

“Watch your back shrimp” Regina says climbing out of the pool and sitting next to gretchen continuing her complaining of the cheating.

“I hate you!” Janis shouts splashing water at her large friend who swims over smirking. Damian places a hand on his chest.

“I’m crushed” He pouts standing next to her.

“You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone!” Janis groans. 

“Well technically, I didn’t tell anyone” Damian smirks batting his eyes “plus you telling me you didn’t like the squirming on top of regina” He teases.

“I’ll kill you!” Janis shouts throwing herself at the boy. 

“Careful Jan Jan! Now everyone knows your secret.” He cackles holding her at arm length away.

“Oi! Children! Snacks are here” Regina yells from the side of the pool. Damian smirks and pulls Janis closer.

“I bet Regina liked it” Damian whispers in her ear patting her on the head. Janis blushes and follows him out of the pool and sits next to the rest of the group on the small outside couch.

Chatter rings around while janis sits on the end crossing her arms a pout still on her face. Regina sits on the other side the same expression.

“Guys it’s just a game” Cady tries to mediate when both of them shout “shut up!” in sync. 

They turn and look at each other eyes narrowing. 

Cady takes a deep breath. This is going to be a long night.

[idontplaytrack]

✧ No, idiot

Janis ‘Imi’ike x Regina George

Warnings: coarse language, fluff

Just a cute little peek into their day, home alone while Janis’ parents are on a trip. Ft. ‘Imi’ike! younger sister reader(1 year younger) & Cady Heron

Inspired by this incorrect quote by @frogs00 & @magicmumu2 <3 :)

“Jan.” She hears Regina calling her name. But she ignores her, more focused on her phone— she was currently texting you.

“Janis.” She hears again. Ignored.

“‘Imi’ike.” Regina huffs, tossing a cheese puff at her face.

Janis shrieked. “What?”

“I’ve been calling for you forever.” Regina smirks, “What the hell are you doing?”

“Texting y/n.”

“Why? She’s fine. She’s at the grocery store.”

“I know she’s fine. I just want her to get my damn gummy worms.” Janis sulked.

Regina nearly snorted.

“What’s so funny?” Janis pulled a face, tossing her phone aside after reading your text.

“Nothing, you’re just cute. Can’t I think you’re cute?” Regina shrugs, “Idiot.”

“Shut the fuck up.” Janis scoffs, grabbing a couch cushion and tossing it Regina’s way. The blonde easily caught it and set it down. “Don’t make me hit you back with this.”

“Thought you already would’ve.” Janis flashes her a cheekily smile then picked up her phone when it buzzed. “NOOOO.”

“What?” Regina cracked a smile.

“They don’t have the gummy worms I wanted.” Janis sulked.

“So, just get something else?” Regina scooted closer, wrapping an arm around the smaller girl. “I’ll get you those you like next time we’re out.”

“Dude, I’ve been craving for that specific brand of gummy worms. I finally got her to cave and get me a bag and they’re out of stock.” Janis deadpanned.

“Babe, if you say ‘gummy worms’ one more time…I will laugh.”

“Ugh, forget it. It’s such a stupid thing anyway.”

Regina tilted Janis’ face and presses a kiss to her lips, “Cheer up. We’re home alone.”

Janis chuckled mockingly, “With my sister.”

“Like she would care what we do.” Regina replies.

“It’s stressful knowing she’s like two doors down.” Janis rolled her eyes.

“You could be quiet.”

“Tsk.” Janis looks up, glaring at the blonde, “Talk about yourself.”

Regina smirks again, then laughed breathily, “She’s not here now.”

“No.” Janis says, “We’re not doing anything now.”

“Okay.” Regina agrees without a fight.

“But when she goes out to watch a movie with Carly tonight, sure.”

Regina says, eager, “Ooh, okay.” Janis giggles a little. “Who’s Carly again?” Regina asks. “Is that the girl she has a crush on?

“The girl she likes, yeah.” Janis answered.

“Right.” Regina nods, tracing random shapes and lines on Janis’ forearm, “Did y/n tell her yet?”

“No, but the tension? It’s there alright.” Janis laughs at the recollection, “Every time I see them together, they’re like— flirting. To me at least.”

“Maybe they need a little nudge.” Regina winks.

“I am not meddling. They’re doing fine.”

“Yeah, whatever.” Regina said back, “So we know your sister’s queer because she came out to us. But is Carly?”

“I dunno. She never said anything more than ‘I think I like her’.”

Regina hums, “Oh. Hey, what’s for lunch?”

“Food, usually.” Janis answered without hesitation.

“No, idiot, I mean what are we having?” Regina was biting back a laugh.

“An unwanted conversation.” Janis smiled, earning a playful shove from the blonde.

“Why is your sister at the grocery store?”

“She said she wanted to cook something, I dunno. She’s old enough to drive, I don’t have to watch her like a toddler.” Janis shrugs.

Regina scoffs, “And you couldn’t have just said she was gonna cook?”

At this moment, they hear a familiar jingle of keys. You were home. “Hi, baby.” Regina greeted. “Hey.”

Janis squints, noticing a change in your mood. Not in a good way. “y/n, what’s wrong?”

“I ran into Carly at the donut shop I stopped at on my way home.” You began, “I was planning on telling her that I liked her tonight, but it doesn’t matter anymore.”

Janis and Regina shifted on the couch to make space for you in between them. You sat down. “She was there with a boy. And they kissed.” You started to explain, recalling the images in your head, “She was the one who started flirting with me first so I flirted back. I don’t even know when she got a boyfriend— she didn’t tell me. If she did, I wouldn’t have been so stupid and continued. I should’ve guessed it when she canceled on me last minute for the last few times. I’m so stupid.”

“No. No one could’ve just guessed something like that.” Janis disagrees, “And don’t you dare call yourself stupid. You are not stupid.”

“What can we do to make you feel better?” Regina asks seriously.

“I don’t know, honestly. I just feel like shit. I don’t even know what I want to do.” You admit.

“How about we get our friend Cady to come hang out, and you two can chat? See where that goes?” Regina suggested. Janis was alarmed, “Really? You think this is the right time for that?”

“Actually, yeah. Please do that.” You agreed, “I don’t want to think about Carly anymore. I honestly just need a clean break from her. Now that my feelings for her are no longer platonic. It’s not gonna help if I stay friends with her.

“I don’t get it.” Janis says.

Regina chuckles, “Right. You don’t know this, but word has it that Cady likes your sister.”

“Cady?”

“Yes. And she has a crush on Cady too.”

“I never thought she’d like feel the same way, too, in my defence. She’s way out of my league. She hangs out with you.” You said, looking at Regina.

“She didn’t hang out with me.” Regina pointed to Janis, “But she’s my girlfriend now. So your point?”

“Is that I’m nervous.” You looked at the blonde dead in the eye, “Okay, it’s silly to have two crushes at once but hey, if you’re gonna offer to text her for me so we can hang out, I’m not a complete idiot.”

“Is this not too rushed?” Janis raised her concern.

“No, I’m done with Carly. Nothing has to happen between me and Cady— we’re just hanging out, getting to know each other.” You replied firmly.

“Okay, if you say so.” Janis smirks, grabbing her phone.

“What are you laughing at?” You squinted at Regina.

“Just the fact that sooner or later, the whole of our friend group’s gonna be kissing each other.”

Janis chortled, “She’s right. Karen and Gretchen. Me and her. I mean, Damian’s…Damian. Then you and Cady, maybe?”

“Okay, I take it Janis is texting Cady. I will make us a nice lunch. You don’t worry about anything at all — just look pretty for your crush.” Regina decided. “Requests?”

“Just make whatever you want.” Janis shooed her away.

“Fine. Chicken and waffles?”

“Sounds good.” You told her as she walked into the kitchen and checked out your grocery haul.

“Are you sure you’re okay?”

“I’m fine, Janis. Just need a good cry in the shower later on. All a part of life, right?” You chuckled dryly, “We’ve been friends forever. Maybe that’s why it felt so easy to be catching feelings for her. It’s not her fault, I just wish she would’ve told me she was seeing someone just like she’s told me everything else. Then it wouldn’t have been so sudden and such a punch in the gut. Also, the fact that she acted as if I already knew when she introduced me to him? I knew I had to leave her. She wasn’t honest with me. I don’t want someone like that in my life anymore.”

Janis puts her arm around your shoulder, pressing a kiss to the side of your head, “You’ll be alright, bubs. We got your back.”

“Thanks, Janis.” You blinked profusely, trying to avoid the crying.

“Let’s watch a movie, alright? You pick one. I’ll be back in a second. Just gonna grab us some snacks.”

“Do you guys want cookies or brownies?” Regina asks from across the room.

“Both.” Janis requested.

“No, idiot. Pick one.” Regina laughs, “I’m using the boxed mixes in the pantry. So if your parents ask, it was me.”

“The cookies, please.” You replied, “Thanks, Reg.”

“I was hoping you’d pick the brownies, but I’ll listen to you because you’re in a bad mood and I’m trying to help you feel better if not Janis’ll kill me.”

“I will not.” Janis gasps, offended.

“You’re capable of it.” Regina retorted, “You lit my backpack on fire.”

“Wrong.” You chimed in, “She lit your unicorn on fire. Your backpack was collateral damage.”

“I’m joking.” Regina tries not to grin but still did at this interaction. She’d never admit it, but she obviously had a soft spot for Janis, but also, for you. She cares, but always hid her concern behind her usual attitude whenever she speaks or does something.

————

The smell of waffles soon wafted through the air, accompanying the aroma of the fried chicken. “Stop staring at my ass.” Regina looks over her shoulder.

Janis stuck her tongue out, “No.”

“Childish.”

“I’ll bite you.”

You laughed, hugging a couch cushion close while your eyes were glued onto the TV screen. Before you knew it, Janis was hopping off the couch and jumping onto Regina’s back while the blonde was plating the food. “Hey!” Regina exclaimed. “Damn, I could’ve dropped this on the floor, baby.”

“As long as you don’t drop me on the floor.” Janis continues, resting her chin on Regina’s shoulder.

“Will you please get off me?” Regina asked, “Lunch is ready.”

“Fuck, you’re a great cook.” Janis admired the food on the table.

“Thank you~ I try.” Regina says, “Off.”

“Fine.” Janis pouted, standing back on the ground.

Regina retaliated by smacking her on the ass. “Ow! Damn you!” Janis shrieked, “You’re going to pay for that.”

“Gladly.”

Sighing, then laughing lightly as you watched them joke around with each other, you walk over to the kitchen, joining just briefly to grab your plate. You ate in front of the TV while your sister and her girlfriend ate in the dining area.

“y/n, the cookies are done if you want them.” Regina tells you. You nodded, not paying much attention to her than you were the movie. “You okay?” Janis asks.

“Mhm.” You confirmed, then Janis realised you were watching your favourite movie. Which explained why your eyes were practically glued to the screen. She shrugs, “Cady’s arriving soon.”

“Okay.”

Regina laughs, “Damn, what the kind of movie is she watching for her to be so focused on it?”

“Tangled.”

“What?” Regina chortled, “Tangled?”

“Well, she likes it. Let her enjoy it.” Janis retorted.

“I didn’t say anything about not letting her enjoy her movie.” Regina squinted, “You have syrup on your chin, idiot.”

“Whatever.” Janis shrugs, “I’m still eating, anyway.” Regina grabs a napkin and leaned forward to help Janis clean it off. Janis gives her a childlike grin, mouth full of the chewed up waffle and chicken, “I’m your idiot, though.”

“What is this? Are you like, about to get a sugar rush?” Regina was more amused by her little antic than she expected.

“Maybe.”

“Oh, boy.” Regina sighs, watching the brunette happily munching on the food. “You’re lucky you’re cute.”

Janis rolled her eyes playfully, “Aw, thank you so much.”

The doorbell rings, interrupting their silly banter. “Cady’s here.” Janis declared. “I’ll get the door. She’s um…doing that.” You put down your plate and went to answer the door.

“y/n! Hi!” The redhead gives you a bright smile, you stepped aside to let her enter.

“Hi.” You flashed her a small smile in return.

“I made chicken and waffles. Help yourself.” Regina began, “y/n’s watching Tangled, and Janis is currently giggling to herself because she’s had too much sugar.”

Cady couldn’t help but laugh, especially with how she said it, “Oh, I love Tangled. It’s my favourite movie.“ Your head whipped around so fast to look at her, “It is?”

“Oh, yeah. I haven’t watched many movies, but yes. That’s my favourite one.” She confirms, glancing at you on her way to the kitchen. After getting her share of food, Cady joins you in the living room to watch the movie together with you.

“She likes you, Caddy.” Janis giggles, “Oh, god. I need to stop doing this.”

“Janis!” Your eyes widened, horrified.

“She does this a lot, I’m sure she’s just—” Cady tells you.

“Yeah, she does.” You laughed awkwardly, “But um, Regina said you liked me…?”

Her cheeks flushed a light pink, “Um…” Your heart starts slamming in your chest, waiting for her to respond.

“Yeah, I— I do.” Cady spat out after putting her half-eaten plate of food down, “Do you…”

“Y—” You stuttered, “Yes, I do. I like you, too.”

Janis’ giggling snapped you out of it, “Regina, please don’t tell me you put stuff in her food.”

“Why would I do that? She’s a handful as it is.”Regina laughs, “Okay, that’s it, you’re not eating anymore of this. You are acting like a child.”

You were trying not to laugh, but seeing Janis being babied like this by Regina was far too entertaining to you and Cady.

“Fineee.” Janis huffs. “Take a shower with me.”

Regina’s brows were raised, bewildered. Then her signature smirk was plastered on her face again, “Okay.”

Janis stopped fidgeting, looking at Regina solemnly, “Really?”

“Fuck it, yeah. We’ll let these two babies have their alone time, while we have our fun.” Regina looked at you and Cady then back at Janis. “Will you two be okay alone? Of course, who am I kidding, you guys aren’t kids.”

“We’ll be fine, Regina. Just gonna hang out here.” Cady assured, “You two just…lock your door.”

“Don’t even worry about that.” Regina takes Janis by the wrist and pulled her up. Janis lays her head on Regina’s chest, “Carry me.”

“God, babe. The syrup on your chin is on my shirt.” Regina seethed, but she didn’t stay annoyed for long and just complied, “Fine, clingy. Cady, not a word. To anyone.”

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[mortissez]

al encontrarse con el camarilla que era la ultima persona que esperaba ver. busca los ojos al humano y le ordena que se vaya, al igual que al cainita, que se fue enojado. se cruzó de brazos y volteó hacia el contrario, lo observa con la cabeza inclinada hacia abajo y los ojos mirando hacia arriba desde debajo de las cejas. " ¿te estás divirtiendo tomando vitae de las ratas que exprimieron en esos vasos que venden por ahí? apuesto a que es sangre más digna para un perro fiel como tú. " achica los ojos en sospecha, sin quitarla la vista de encima. " ¿cómo es que siempre apareces donde no te llaman? ¿estás obsesionado conmigo? " arquea las cejas fugazmente. " es algo preocupante, tu fijación por los lasombra. "

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Observa el intercambio de la muchacha con otro vástago, y termina por bufar en voz alta, para atraer la atención de ambos. "No lo hagas. Seguro tiene otras intenciones de por medio. ¿Qué clase de lasombra ofrece sus presas así como así?" cuestiona, cruzándose de brazos. El otro vástago ya parece dudar del ofrecimiento. @mortissez

[artsy-the-little-pink-pencil]

Hey guys, so I was watching TADC again and I just could not get over the amount of abstracted characters and I started wondering how they abstracted and who they were as people? So I did just that! Happy reading

Sparky - She was a girl who was just an absolute pick me. She radiated toxic positivity, she was like the mean popular girl, think of Ocean O’conell from Ride the Cyclone or Regina George from Mean Girls. She was two faced, passive aggressive, and talked shit about everyone behind everyone’s back.

Reason she abstracted: Queenie called her out on her bullshit and everyone agreed they felt the same, Sparky felt alone and worthless, cue abstraction.

Age when she joined: 19

Age when she abstracted: 31

Height: 5’7

Age Now: 35

Fave Color: Golden Yellow

Sexuality and Gender: Straight Ally (Closeted Lesbian) Cis Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Personality Type: ESFP

Zodiac: Gemini

Home State/Country: Texas (French American)

Birthday: May 25 1989

Year she joined: 2008

Year she abstracted: 2020

Voice Claim: SquaisheyQuack

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Spike - The big seemingly intimidating gym guy but is actually the super nice uncle who helps you with sets, life advice, and is a super good friend. Doesn’t judge anyone, holds no grudges, and is kind of a himbo. Very tall and muscular.

Reason he abstracted: experience workout burnout, got overweight and depressed, and no one was there for him like he was for them.

Age when he joined: 30

Age when he abstracted: 43

Height: 20 ft (On all fours) 55 ft (on hind legs)

Age Now: 48

Fave Color: Purple

Sexuality and Gender: Straight Ally Genderfluid

Pronouns: All Pronouns are fine

Personality Type: ENFJ

Zodiac: Leo

Home State/Country: Florida (Australian American)

Birthday: Aug 10 1976

Year he joined: 2006

Year he abstracted: 2019

Voice Claim: Greg Eagles (Grim from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

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Bliptzy - Very naive child who believes everything she is told. Easily manipulated and led astray. 100% adopted by Kinger and Queenie. Treated everyone with kindness and was loved by all. She was always around to help the others with tasks, she was almost like a butler to them and was proud of it. She is the result of gentle parenting that worked. Until she hit her teenage years.

Reason she abstracted: Once she hit her teenage years, she started hating her body, wishing she could leave and go home to her actual parents, she started lashing out at others, treating others like shit and constantly throwing tantrums.

Age when she joined: 9

Age when she abstracted: 20

Height: 3’2

Age Now: 25

Fave Color: Lavender

Sexuality and Gender: Non-Binary and Pansexual

Pronouns: It/It’s

Personality Type: ESFJ

Zodiac: Virgo

Home State/Country: Nevada (Canadian American)

Birthday: Aug 31 1999

Year it joined: 2009

Year it abstracted: 2019

Voice Claim: Cozy Glow (MLP)

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Pinkie - Another Himbo, but very shy and is easily swayed by other’s opinions, to the point where they had none of their own, no opinions, no boundaries, no wants or desires, and no identity of their own, only going by what other people said about them. They are the walking definition of a people pleaser and yet somehow, no one liked them for that. They never even had a real connection with anyone there, they just lurked around the circus. Used arm canes.

Reason they abstracted: Realised they had no identity, no opinions, no boundaries, and no one even liked them for what they were.

Age when they joined: 16

Age when they abstracted: 18

Height: 10’0

Age Now: 25

Fave Color: Pink

Sexuality and Gender: Androsexual and Bigender

Pronouns: He/Him, She/Her

Personality Type: INFP

Zodiac: Libra

Home State/Country: Michigan (Indian American)

Birthday: Sep 24 1999

Year he joined: 2015

Year he abstracted: 2017

Voice Claim: Rebecca Root (Misabel from Moominvalley)

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Stringly - A mute and deaf teenager who was bullied the majority of his life. The “Alpha kid”, the “Ricky Potts” kid. Very wild imagination and loved computer games and reading comics. Never went outside unless he had to. Is autistic and has many fidget toys that he hates sharing. Despite being mute, he makes up for that by being overly animated, like a Disney cartoon. Definitely a furry

Reason he abstracted: Realised he will never be able to express his emotions verbally, he wished to speak but never could, his thoughts were only trapped in his mind, and no one could understand what he was trying to say. Just like in real life, he felt alone with no one on his side. Don’t ask why he has a British accent, no one knows.

Age when he joined: 17

Age when he abstracted: 29

Height: 6’6

Age Now: 32

Fave Color: Orange

Sexuality and Gender: Gay and Demiboy

Pronouns: He/They

Personality Type: INFJ

Zodiac: Pisces

Home State/Country: South Carolina (Indian American)

Birthday: March 2 1992

Year he joined: 2009

Year he abstracted: 2021

Voice Claim: StampyLongHead

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Jackles - a Jack-in-the-box who is always overly dramatic and sad. Obsessed with Shakespeare, Macbeth and English History. He’s a pick me but in like, “Oh I’m not gonna get the lead, why would anyone pick me” kind of way. Is always looking for attention and putting himself down to get said attention. He fakes being depressed and heavily yearns for attention just like any theatre kid. Says he’s horrible at singing, but is actually really good and can sing baritone opera.

Reason he abstracted: He actually did become depressed, but by then everyone had already realised it was an act and didn’t care when he went no contact with anyone leaving him to his thoughts.

Age when he joined: 23

Age when he abstracted: 30

Height: 7’5

Age Now: 33

Fave Color: Grey

Sexuality and Gender: AroAce and Genderfluid

Pronouns: He/They

Personality Type: INFJ

Zodiac: Scorpio

Home State/Country: Idaho (Italian African American)

Birthday: Nov 12 1991

Year he joined: 2014

Year they abstracted: 2021

Voice Claim: Astarion (BG3)

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Mippsy - Literally the most basic girl ever, no personality, no aspirations, no talent, no style, no nothing. The most blank stare ever, the biggest bimbo around, dead weight, No thoughts, head empty, not a single thought behind those eyes, extremely forgetful, has the iq of a goldfish cracker, think of Karen from Mean Girls or Heather MacNamera from Heathers.

Reason she abstracted: One day she suddenly became hyper-aware of her surroundings, what she was and the fact that she was just a puppet both figuratively and literally.

Age when she joined: 15

Age when she abstracted: 27

Height: 4’9

Age Now: 29

Fave Color: Pale Aqua

Sexuality and Gender: Lesbian

Pronouns: She/Her

Personality Type: ISFJ

Zodiac: Pisces

Home State/Country: Iowa (American)

Birthday: Feb 19 1995

Year she joined: 2010

Year she abstracted: 2022

Voice Claim: Karen (Mean Girls the Musical)

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Wizzy - A very calm and wise sorcerer. Has always been able to look into the future and tell others exactly how their day will go. Is always the voice of reason and was a dad figure to all, even Ragatha. He would put on magic shows for the others when they were feeling down, but yet no one did the same for him. Always spoke in magic tongues, only Jackles understood what he was saying. He could fly and help Caine with coming up with adventures. (This was before I learned about his actual form and just went off of the very blurry frame in the pilot)

Reason he abstracted: He looked into the future and saw that he was going to abstract and tried his hardest not to.

Age when he joined: 26

Age when he abstracted: 39

Height: 7’1

Age Now: 48

Fave Color: Electric Blue

Sexuality and Gender: Bisexual

Pronouns: He/Him

Personality Type: INTP

Zodiac: Aquarius

Home State/Country: Louisiana (Romanian American)

Birthday: Feb 1 1976

Year he joined: 2002

Year he abstracted: 2015

Voice Claim: God (Prince of Egypt)

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Venus - A very promiscuous woman, who always knew what she was worth. Very confident in herself and never let anyone change her mind about herself, not even Jax, but would get upset and angry easily, and with each outburst, her leaves and flowers fell apart more and more. She then became too hard on herself and forced herself to stay beautiful forever. (This was before I learned about her actual form and just went off of the very blurry frame in the pilot)

Reason she abstracted: She lost her confidence and beauty with each outburst and lost herself in her chase after her once perfect form.

Age when she joined: 21

Age when she abstracted: 29

Height: 8’0

Age Now: 34

Fave Color: Leaf Green

Sexuality and Gender: Lesbian and Trans Woman

Pronouns: She/Her

Personality Type: ESTP

Zodiac: Taurus

Home State/Country: North Carolina (Greek American)

Birthday: April 21 1990

Year she joined: 2011

Year she abstracted: 2019

Voice Claim: Queen Chrysalis (MLP)

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Kaufmo - Was a loveable clown and always made jokes and acts for the others. He was a typical clown, with an over the top Roger Rabbit like voice. At first the others enjoyed his acts, as it was a nice distraction from the day’s traumatic adventure, same for him, he often used humour to cope with his trauma and eventually, his “jokes” became self deprecating and condescending to others, which then led to jabs and passive aggressive remarks of the others actions. He soon grew bitter of his friends, and the circus in general, finally seeing the hell that it was.

Reason he abstracted: After becoming more bitter and bitter over the years, his jokes declined and drove a wedge between himself and his friends, leaving him alone in his thoughts.

Age when he joined: 19

Age when he abstracted: 38

Height: 6’3

Age Now: 39

Fave Color: Neon Yellow

Sexuality and Gender: Bisexual, Panromantic, Demisex/rom Cis male

Pronouns: He/Him

Personality Type: ENTP

Zodiac: Sagittarius

Home State/Country: Alabama (Irish American)

Birthday: Nov 30 1985

Year he joined: 2004

Year he abstracted: 2023

Voice Claim: Jack Black

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Queenie - A wonderful woman who was the mother figure to all. She was very kind and caring, always giving advice when asked, and was always so put together and calm, even during the most dangerous of situations, she always had a plan for everything. Was very fun to be around, despite her grandeur, she had a youthfulness to her. Was very competitive and hated losing to anyone.

Reason she abstracted: Over the years, the pressure of being “Queen” got to her head and became narcissistic, truly believing she was the queen of not only the circus, but the world, she thought the world revolved around her and everyone was but a mere peasant in her eyes, even Kinger would be afraid of her wrath. If anyone were to dare disobey her, a world of hell would be brought upon them, she’d make their life a living hell and never forgive them. But once Jax destroyed her garden to “humble” her, she lost it, demanding that Jax fix it at once but Jax only told her, “This is just a game, and your status means nothing here” she abstracted on the spot. Kinger has never trusted him since.

Age when she joined: 26

Age when she abstracted: 43

Height: 6’9

Age Now: 49

Fave Color: Blood Red

Sexuality and Gender: Straight Ally and Cis Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Personality Type: ESTJ

Zodiac: Capricorn

Home State/Country: Birmingham England (English) Moved to Minnesota when she was little

Birthday: Dec 26 1975

Year she joined: 2001

Year she abstracted: 2018

Voice Claim: Mitski

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[16sydd16]

Get in, Loser! We're going... to fall in love?

Regina George is cold, hard, shiny plastic. Cady Heron is a Loser (read: formerly-homeschooled ray of sunshine) intent on softening that plastic until it can mold itself into something... friendlier. Need I say more?

or

The one where Regina isn't as tough as she seems, and Cady isn't so scared of her.

Chapter 27 is up now!!

Ft. this note that I apparently thought was VERY important. Sometimes I wonder why I even leave editing notes. Sigh.

Please go read it and let me know what you think!!

[badbandits]

regina's glossed lips purse at brittany, " you want me to feel guilty? " (@onwire)

brittany doesn't see how regina doesn't get it. as she's idly playing with the end of her ponytail, she says, "if you do something mean or bad, you should feel guilty. and you do do a lot of pretty mean things so yes." it's a statement but brittany's voice pitches up like there's a question she's asking instead.

[ireallyliketalldarksultrymen]

WRITING MASTERPOST

i saw a couple of these and decided to make this with my fics! (updates whenever i post one onto ao3)

SPIES ARE FOREVER

the room, it echoes clear (with words we choose not to hear - tatiana-centric angst

MCYT

take me by the hand (place it on your heart) - wild life creakblings (scott + bigb)

for the heart of it - secret life shadowmoon

dripping in gold - zombiewood fluff

rose-gold painted nails - lizzie painting mumbos nails

would things be easier if there was a right way? (honey, there is no right way) - treebark coffee shop au, multi-chapter

oh, cassiopeia, let your stars collide - redstone snap stargazing

that warmth an evening brings - zombiedogwood fluff

wait, you can see me? (ah, so it talks!) - dapper duo halloween fic; mumbo accidentally summons a spirit in a graveyard

i’ve got two left feet, so i just smile politely - mumpearl slow dancing

i’ve got kisses to soothe your soul - scottpulse fluff

i will ruin you (i’ve sworn by it) - post desert duo cacti ring, grian beating up scars corpse, set in third life

worth it - impdarity fluff, them spending the weekend hiking together

kiss them, you fool - lil drabble of treebarkb in a d&d au, martyn-centric

the sound of your own thoughts are what keep you up at night - zombiesymmetry hurt/comfort. cleo-centric, set during hermitcraft 10

steady, steady, you know when you’re ready - skizzscottpulse ice skating together, sorta modern au

‘cause all i’ve ever wanted is here - poly mounders eating breakfast together, set during secret life

slow dance under stormy skies - empires flower husbands slow dance in the rain

you take me in your arms, and suddenly there’s sunlight all around me - treebark hadestown au (ft ethubs and scar)

the last thing i want is to look like a fool - scottpulse hurt/comfort, set in secret life

sometimes all you can do is say goodnight (and tuck your demons into bed) - multi-chapter; set in limited life, pearl getting nightmares about the end of double life (ft. watcher lore)

among the wildflowers and the lilies sleeping by the way - third life flower husbands angst, scott missing his days with jimmy before he became a red life 

in the darkness and the howling, i’ve caused his drowning - an in-depth version of the treebark decapitation scene 

i love it when you look my way - flower husbands fluff, jimmy making a flower crown for scott in third life 

he wants me (to be loved) - ethubs hanahaki, set in last life; bdubs-centric

why don’t you sit right down and stay and make me smile? - gempearl on a picnic date 

it’s daunting to explore, but i want more - false joining last life 

we creep up on extinction - cleo-centric, hurt/comfort, set in secret life

kiss your fingers forevermore - femslash treebark fluff, set in third life 

meet the kids - martyn + clockers family dinner, zombiewood, set in limited life 

DOCTOR WHO

they’re right outside the door (and they don’t know) - tenrose + donna in a weeping angels situation, rose-centric

THE GLASS SCIENTISTS/J&H

“Oh, captain, let’s make a deal!” - jekyon mer au, multi-chapter

Suddenly Uncontrolled (Something is Taking Hold) - transformation scene for the jekyll and hyde musical, verryyyy old)

MY OCS

‘cause i’m six feet under nearly (and i don’t have anyone) - zombie apocalypse au

all these years without you (and your voice is still a symphony) - a crackfic filled with angst about sentient instruments that fall in love sometimes 

Adieu, My First and Last Love(s) - a songfic with its plot told by mitski songs, multi-chapter

SWEENEY TODD

Macabre - Swenett (one-sided, sweeney and mrs lovette sharing a dance after the former discovering the identity of the beggar woman; VERY old)

MISCELLANEOUS

It’s Like Slang…From England - crackship with some many fandoms that ive lost count of (fem johnlock helping regina george solve a murder mystery)

[neverchecking]

Welcome to the Rabbit Hole~

Hello, Darlings~ I know most writers don't do this, but I can understand how frustrating it can be to go to a writer's page, read about a specific AU, but have no way of getting to the beginning to join the fun. So, here we are! Welcome to Cinder's Navigation of my current AU's!

Sweet but Psycho AU:

˚ ✦An AU where the Reader is not only aware of the boys' tendencies, but encourages it.

The start (This is kind of where the idea bubbles up)

How does the Chain feel? (Short version)

The Rewards (Ft. Bozai)

Sage figures it out (I love this sm honestly-)

In what order does the rest of the Chain find out?

Thoughts on the 'Sit on my Face' request with this Reader

Just this. All of this. (If nothing else read this one.)

Dom! Sadistic Reader punishing a Link (Also this one.)

Thoughts on Ganon.

Reader who loves giving affection

A new kind of punishment (Og starter)

Holy Grail AU:

˚ ✦An AU where Reader is not only their God(dess), but an actual god(dess), and now has a soul bond with every Link after saving them.

The Start

Cal gets some attention

Possible reasoning for the Soul bond?

The problem with Hylia

Mostly general Sage and his Zelda tidbit

More Zelda slander and why Reader is good foil against her.

Zelda and Reader meet.

The Chain gets a Baby bit Renamed: THE BABY CHAIN (>:D):

˚ ✦Not an AU, but this took off and I want it accessible. Basically, Poly! Chain with Pregnant! Reader, and the children that come of it.

The post that started it all

Who's getting a baby first?

Baby looks like Reader?

Sage and the Twins that aren't his.

Fierce Daddy-ity

Cursed Link. That's it. That's the Tweet.

The start of the debate.

The boys are dolphins.

TWO DADS

The debate PART 2 INCLUDING REBUTTALS

Let's talk genetics :)

BIG BROTHER WIND and Dad! Four ig

Sky is a baby leash parent

Wind as the best big brother while the others fight over who the bd is

Fierce Deity Baby Daddy

Sky as a dad :)

The chain with kids hghgg READ THIS ONE

Sky is perfect. Thats it. Thats the tweet.

Househusband sky

Dad Warriors

Four's daughter also splits

The colors vs Their Mini-me's. Take one. (Take two)

Dad! Ravio

The Fierce kiddos shenanigans

The triplets fighting over if the kid is theirs. (Me bs-ing why it's all of theirs)

Lightbulb baby.

Four needs to learn to wrap it b4 he taps it bc this is getting out of hand- /j

Universe switch

˚ ✦Keep up with me and @my-insanity-is-an-artform 's ocs and if their universes got switched! Tia belongs to them and Aaliyah belongs to me!

Tia introduction

Tia's first moments in Sage's Hyrule

Tia looks at a feral man and decides he won't bit. (Yes he do)

How're the links handling the switch? (This just in; not well)

Tia is kidnapping someone. Even if they go willingly.

The start of it all (Go read this right now)

The Hateno home and The Sheikah

How's Sage doing?

When does the Switch happen?

The chain makes an appearance.

Merging Hyrules

Sage Vs. Fungus

Sage + Fungus Vs. everything else.

Sweetpea is enough.

Fucked around. Found out.

Wild and Cal make their reappearance.

Fungus is gonna be courted, Saaagge.

Sage and Aaliyah are good with kids (And the consequences)

Aaliyah is Regina George coded.

Found Family

Family and getting your back blown out (Those should never intertwine <3)

There are so many parents going around and yet Sage and Aaliyah still act fatherless </3

The Story:

Part 1: Something

Part 2: Portals

Sage acquires a baby

˚ ✦Sage acquires Baby! Reader and just. Takes them.

The acquisition.

Baby is a crawler

The acceptance

Baby's first Lynel attack &lt;3

Mama Wild

Co-parents Sage and Wild

Reader's real parents?

Custody battle Take one

Wild is trusting with child. More on this at seven.

Papa bear sage

Baby has a triforce?

Emotional support animal wolfie

Soft Sage dad

First steps

Monkey.

Dink makes an appearance

Baby Real mom

Baby goats

Navi

Sage and Wild Vs. Legend

Mastermind child

Menace child.

The Gerudo gain momentary custody

Wind is brother coded

Wild took back his custody

˚ ✦My Rules

˚ ✦My Masterlist

˚ ✦Main Navigation

[badbandits]

regina suddenly being right there has him slamming his locker shut and pressing a hand to his chest. "girl, is your goal to give me a heart attack?" sure, she spooked him but not to the level he's playing up-- always having a flare for the dramatics.

although, there is a true sense of fear there--some kind of primal response-- as he tries to think of any reason, any reason at all, regina wants to speak with him. even though regina might not be the same as she was, she's still something. he eyes her warily, "and why do we need to do that?"

pink nails continued to tap along the metal locker doors as the click clack of her stilettos hit the ground . regina was back in full force , but something was different . there was a part of her that she finally realized , that she wasn't what everyone thought she was . she wasn't the same regina george that was hit by the bus , but a mix of who she was prior and who she was post . stalking the halls , regina knew that she had a prey to catch .

damian hubbard was the prey on that day , and regina knew she'd eventually track him down . popping the strawberry bubblegum in her mouth as she rounded the corner , she caught him . alone . " good , pyro is off lighting someone else's bag on fire . my timing is always perfect . " regina smirked as she pulled the bubblegum with her fingers , stretching it and twisting it around a pink coffin manicure . " we need to talk . . . in private . "

@badbandits

[knyontop]

Hiii okay first I wanna say I'M SO SORRY for requesting creepypasta, ur just the only person I feel comfortable requesting from😭 I have some hazbin requests in store too if u want👉👈

Can I pls pls pretty please request the creeps reacting to reader who is a mean girl? Think like Heather Chandler + Regina George. Rich, self-centred, bitchy and dangerously smart(and kills people mayb)

Ofc pls decline if ur tired of creepypasta, indulge in things that actually interest you🩷

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Creepypasta x Fem!Reader

Ft: Clockwork, and our amazing, beautiful, reader.

Clockwork:

・Gay panic when she saw you.

・when she came up to you and gave her a nasty glare she gave you the stink eye.

・your rly annoying but your rly hot..

・Clocky is in between of wanting to clap or smack.

・buttttt ohhhhhh if she could clap she would clap the attitude right out of you.

・she honestly thought you were as dumb as a rock but surprisingly your pretty smart??? A little to smart..

・but the more you live at the mansion the more she hates you. (She still wants to bang you though)

・you make every little thing about you??? The world doesn’t revolve around you sweetheart.

・buttt she sometimes sees you get soft with the little ones and that makes a real crush on you bloom.

・Clocky also sees how you like to hype up the girls sometimes and literally shame the boys on everything they do.

・she tries to hang around you without you snapping at her.

・Clocksters loves you but you dont love her. :( (or do you?)

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Not my best work :((((

[would-they-listen-to-that]

pspsps request 4/5

Regina George (2004 ver.) selfship playlist please and thank you! oh also this blog is super cool thank you for doing this for the community

‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚🎧⊹♡ thank you so much, caller! now get in, loser, we're making a playlist

He Said She Said - Ashely Tisdale

Oops!...I Did it Again - Britney Spears

Obsessed - Mariah Carey

The Boy is Mine - Brandy ft. Monica

Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani ft. Eve

Don't Cha - The Pussycat Dolls ft. Busta Rhymes

My Humps - Black Eyed Peas

London Bridge - Fergie

Get Up - Ciara ft. Chamillionaire

Pretty Girl Rock - Keri Hilson

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