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I've started quoting this everyday the Jason Todd brain rot is getting to me
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome#but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE#a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me#and that he really wanted to get to know me#so I was like wow š„ŗ romance š„ŗ and hopped into bed with him#and afterward I was like what do you wanna do š should we see a movie š should we go out š#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex#total shocked pikachu face#I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again#DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE
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oh ,,,,
#TEARS GATHERING IN MY BIG STUPID EYES. OH.#if I said I got sniffly when he said that would that be silly.........#the penguin hbo#the penguin#spoilers#the penguin spoilers#augh. augh. augh. augh. poison damage.#oz cobb#victor aguilar#*points at the writers* I came here to stare at a hot old man. not to have that hot old man validate my disabilities. how dare you...... <3#I've been bamboozled. played the fool. gadzooks. this is terrible (affectionate)#SNIFF I have so many thoughts about this show. spinning like a top.
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au where SQQ does undergo the 'qi-deviation' and is 'changed' but in reality the twin of Shen Jiu, Shen Yuan made a comment one day about how all Shen Jiu did was bitch about his martial siblings. Never one to turn down a golden opportunity,
Shen Jiu: bet
And so the twins decided to switch lives!
The qi-deviation is just so they can explain away any differences of temperament and so sj can hightail away easier.
Shen Yuan: this is going to be so easy
(spoiler. it wasn't)
Between useless sect meetings that could've been not even an email but a text message, reading fifteen different preteens attempts to sneak in dick jokes into their poetry assignments, the head cook alerting him to the fact that they've somehow run out of rice??? They're the greatest cultivation sect??? How does that happen???
Anyway, two of his Hall masters eloping together and taking an extended honeymoon (he's happy for them, but. Who's going to teach those classes now??? Him. Apparently.), sect politics and his 'martial siblings' barely even attempting a farce of civility or courtesy AND his guqin strings needing to be replaced and restrung ?
Shen Yuan is sorry ššplease come backššš
Cue the allotted period of switching ending and Shen Yuan dramatically throwing the fan on the ground as Shen Jiu rolls up and goes "thanks for the vacation didi"
#then it was shen yuan's turn to bitch about their martial siblings#all of cang qiong in the background:#we've been bamboozled#there are two funny thing you could do with yue qingyuan: one. he knew the whole time and totally went#āshould we check for possession by making Xiao 'jiu' drawing hong jing? of course. infact. we should use ALL of the possession detecting#artifacts we have. for safety purposes.ā#āsect leader why are you mailing a letter that says 'hope you're enjoying your vacation -love qi-ge'?ā#or two: he's fooled as well and just thinks he's projecting his desire to see the tiny xiao yuan who he and xiao jiu lost all those years#ago again. and that the grief of loosing shen yuan is what changed shen jiu into the man that he is today#so that maybe loosing his memories. also had him loose that grief. and that maybe underneath the weighty mould of the past. shen jiu and#xiao yuan really were alike after all#svsss#svsss au#svsss parent trap au?#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#shen jiu#original shen qingqiu#yue qingyuan#cang qiong#cang qiong mountain sect peak lords#realizing i forgot the second option was supposed to be funny#there are so many errors in my spelling and punctuation its not even funny. ignore it please i am procrastinating on stuff
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I was GOING to finish writing the sonadow fankid genetic writeup (more like vaguely scientific rambling) but. Sonic admitting he shaves in the fookin twitter takeover has changed EVERYTHING. I am not even joking. it has me staring up at the ceiling starfished on my bed and i have been in that state ever since
#how do i explain to people that my fur pattern theories were wrong#i am dismayed. betrayed. bamboozled.#SONIC IS NAKED AND YALL ARE LAUGHING. THIS FECKER SHAVES HIS STOMACH TILL HE IS PEACHY SMOOTH#AND HE DOES THE SAME TO HIS ARMS.#PEACH SKIN MEANS WHIIIITE FUUUUUUR#SONIC HAS BEEN WHITE THIS ENTIRE TIME#GENETIC BREAKDOWN? MORE LIKE GENETIC *BREAKDOWN*#sonadow#fankids#sonadow fankids#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sth fandom#sth#genetics
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NONE OF THE BAMBOOZLERS ARE FIRST OUT THE CANARY CURSE IS SO NO MORE MOTHER FUCKERS BAMBOOZLERS WINNERS POV YAAAHOOOOOOOO
#spence rambles#wild life spoilers#wild life#bamboozlers#ldshadowlady#goodtimeswithscar#solidaritygaming#WE WIN THESW#WE WIM THESE#IM SO HAPPY#FUCK MUMBO BRITISH MAN DOWN#BRITISH MANE DOWN#TWINK DEAD#BAMBOOZLERS ALIVE#IM SO HAPPU#LIZZIE IS STILL DARK GREEN#yeah jimmys red but#BUT HES BEEN RED BEFORE#WE CAN MAKE IT TO THE FINALE#PLEASE#PLEASE GOD
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power and classā¦
#listen i love him but he did not deserve to be on this list#these writers have been bamboozled by his#sidney crosby#pittsburgh penguins
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Bamboozlers fans going on angst riddled tirades about how they don't respawn on the same home servers and they'll never see each other again, meanwhile I am crossing my fingers for bamboozler impossible minecraft interactions
#Scar hasn't been on cause of his health but according to his last episode he is doing better so hopefully more Scar interactions soon#this isn't meant to shade angsty bamboozlers btw I adore any and all bamboozlers content#smooziespeaks#life series#trafficblr#life smp#impossible minecraft#wild life smp
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You guys canāt tell me this isnāt Jason Todd core
#especially when heās being red hood#mr. fucking āoh my good gracious iāve been bamboozledāās ass#itās actually blĆ¼dhaven and dick is in the cop car#jason just found out he was a cop and proceeded to do this#dick still doesnāt know who red hood is at this point#jason todd#red hood#missy talk#dc#jason todd headcanons#jason todd x reader#Instagram
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My first time doing comic-style, not my usual thing, but the moment was too good!
#fantasy high#fantasy high spoilers#dimension 20#art#fanart#fantasy high junior year#gorgug thistlespring#zara sool#the look on Brennan's face as he realised he'd been bamboozled#so good
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Me enjoying Jason Todd content:
#I feel like Iām watching a toddler face plant in increasingly convoluted ways#and I love it#heās such a wet cat#like the fact that heās objectively a badass doesnāt even factor into the conversation#I just wanna know how heās gonna fuck everything up for himself today#jason todd#batfam#me using humour to deflect from the deeper psychological reasons I might find a fallen from grace character still be loved by their#found family#comforting#oh my goodness gracious Iāve been bamboozled
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He is so stupid, like why is he sitting like that?
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damn bro you good?
I'M OKAY TY FOR CHECKING IN. i think it just got slightly overwhelmed, both by the amount of asks i received, as well as struggling to find a personal life/tumblr life balance. i love this blog, but as i've alluded to in tags, i'm a live-in nanny for my infant nephew. and i'm very lucky to have this living arrangement and i certainly have a lot of free time, but bc babies have no schedule and like to fight god, it's hard to get into the groove of writing when at any moment, i might have to help with him. it took me a while to get used to it, but i'm still here i promise!
i think as for future housekeeping, i will continue answering the fun asks i get, but at a much slower rate. and i want to go back to posting more serious comic metas as well, as well as just the things i want to post here. i got a little in over my head and i'm very very pleased to have found the fellow freaks in this fandom, i just did not expect to get so much interaction on such a new blog! so while i did not mean to vanish for a month, i do think it helped me adjust a bit and figure out a personal balance! i should be back for good now tho! <3
#necrotic answerings#I'M ALIVE I SWEAR#also it doesn't help that lately the baby has had some health issues#nothing big! but serious enough that it's just making life rough for him#and life is already rough when you're four months old so you can imagine the stress he's under.#I will say i've got a lot of personal experience with infants now so. if you ever need advice writing a kidfic- /hj#i wanna be so clear I do love the asks#and I will get to them all!#I just got bamboozled. this blog has only been around since August. how are there so many of you#I got descended upon by a flock of crows#also. I fear the stupid firefighter show got my ass. I plan on making a 911 blog tho that one won't be nearly as active as this one#that fandom also doesn't have nearly the dead dove presence. by God. they're all vanilla. they scare me.#no one is inspired. I've heard of migratory slash fandom but good GOD I've never experienced such a potent example firsthand.#anyway! I plan to write at least one whump fill tonight#baby has an appointment so i'll have a couple hours to myself at least#three stressed adults vs one itchy baby who will win#(it's the baby. he wins.)
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hand on me face sometimes I really can't believe elyss's campaign has had so many situations where some unseen entity was manipulating the party behind the scenes and/or surveilling us and judging us against some inscrutable standard and/or there was An Enemy Disguised As A Friend AND YET not only are themes like fate vs free will, agency, surveillance, and paranoia clearly not being intentionally explored, the DM gets not-explicitly but nonetheless almost tangibly annoyed when our characters attempt to engage with any of those themes in a meaningful way
#'it's so frustrating that elyss is so paranoid all the time'#[because now she's hypervigilant and keeps foiling the DM's plans to TRICK US INTO A TERRIBLE SITUATION. AGAIN.]#you did this!! you did this to her!!! WHY DO YOU KEEP ACTING SURPRISED LIKE ELYSS IS JUST WEIRD FOR NO REASON#this DM just wants dnd to be A String Of Events Happen With No Ongoing Effects and it makes me crazy#because like. it's ALSO not actually that! we HAVE throughlines! we HAVE overarching plots!#but if we as PLAYERS attempt any kind of intellectual or emotional continuity ABOUT the disparate Things That Happen--#he always gives the impression that that's inconvenient or tiresome like omggg WHY are you traumatizeddd by the unrelenting horrors godddd#WHY won't you blindly trust this NPC after the last six separate situations you've been in involved trickery and backstabbing! god!!!#why are you always overpreparing after I keep trying to bamboozle you into catching you flatfooted!!! god!!!#like he's not considering Themes or Character Motivations he just wants to do stuff because he wanted to do it#and then if we try to extrapolate meaning out of the stuff that happens he's like 'I guess :I'
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if I was part of the mcu (pt. 26)
*gets un-snapped*
Dr. Strange immediately teleporting me to a different room that is locked so that I donāt get in the fight:
Me: HEY>:(
Me: What do you eXpEcT me to do in here????
Me: this is unjust! This is tyranny! I demand-
Me: ooo a notebook
#I have been tricked#I have been outsmarted#And quite possibly#Bamboozled#funny#random#incorrect marvel quotes#if i was part of the mcu#incorrect quotes#guys#help#he locked me in a closet#:(#thatās not fair
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i drew my oc yelling at you... hope you don't mind/silly :P
is this a threat
im getting my bug spray
#lampert speakith#heās a little bamboozled and thatās just Lampert being Lampert//#heās been in Rokea for a little too long//#regretevator ask blog#lampert#regretevator#regretevator lampert#lampert regretevator
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