#'you're poisoning the kid!'
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They found him wandering in Minrathous (he refused to ask the locals for help because of fucking course he knows how to read a map how dare you!) and they had to bring him in. He can be found mapping the Crossroads because the place really lacks fortification -_- silly Fade! Rylen come get your boy, he's muttering about watchtowers again
I miss this man dearly
#sketches#dragon age: the veilguard#cullen rutherford#ndo sta l'art tag#dav spoilers#<- only because of the text lol I don't wanna risk it#picture him being jumpscared by manfred à la gloria modern family#*gasps* el diablo!!!!#'sir dellamorte your kitchen is way too spicy' as he witnesses him putting just a pinch of oregano in the pasta sauce#'you're poisoning the kid!'
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redesigned 3 out of 4 masks because merch versions were ridiculous
meet my new absolutely original characters kobra cat, jet skull, gun fool and… wait that's just party poison
#danger days#party poison#kobra kid#fun ghoul#jet star#i am really sorry jet you're unrecognizable but your face is covered#ghoul is lowkey clockwork orangy to me now
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yeah I'm all but certain this has been done before but uh...behold. The Lesbian Princess Bride doodle dump. It's a good movie for screenshot studies.
I think her name should be Rose. To match Buttercup, and roses and pretty universal symbols of love.
#also if anyone is curious#she's trans#dread pirate roberts was like hey kid while you're developing that immunity to poisons how about we make you immune to testosterone#also would you like some fantasy estrogen?#anyway hopefully tumblr doesn't nuke the quality#the princess bride#carey elwes#robin wright#lesbian#sapphic#artists on tumblr#trans
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hate when i see a youtube video that's like 'analyzing why [thing] is bad!' and you watch the video and they just say nothing for twenty minutes
#random thoughts#watched a video on why a specific character was poor representation for survivors of assault#and it was such a nothing burger of a video#'this character is bad because children might see them and think their behavior is okay' okay?#i learned how to block out memories from finn adventure time but that doesn't mean memory suppression shouldn't be addressed in media#plus hazbin hotel. i'm talking about angel dust btw if that wasn't blaringly obvious. is an adult cartoon. for adults#adult cartoons shouldn't have to restrict their subject matter because kids could see it#and angel dust being a male queer SA victim using hypersexuality as a coping mechanism could be good!#and the fact he hits on other people despite it making them uncomfortable isn't exactly a problem a la his character?#it could be a control thing. i used to do something similar (pushing other people's boundaries and complaining when they pushed back)#because it made me feel some kind of control over my life#it could start off as a really shitty joke and then grow into 'oh god is that why he does that??'#but anyway their second main point was that the songs were bad? and that poison being an upbeat song makes it bad#like despite listing many other songs which are upbeat with heavy lyrics. but somehow poison is the exception because it's a cartoon?#like again that could be a character thing. angel dust using obfuscation as a coping mechanism to distract himself from his shitty life.#。・゚゚・the lyrics are upbeat to distract you from how dead i feel inside・゚゚・。#and their reading of the second song seemed really mean-spirited?#like as 'everyone has problems so you're not special because you're a whiny baby' rather than 'you're not as alone as you think you are'#and like if op wanted to just complain about a show they watched then yeah go off i do that all the time#but don't parade it as character analysis???#and they say 'oh reading it as a feelgood you're not alone message doesn't work because these characters' struggles are not equal'#but like. sometimes rape needs to feel like it's not some special trauma. it's not unique and you're not uniquely fucked up for it#two characters' traumas don't need to be directly comparable for them to bond!!!#and im not like. defending hazbin hotel btw. never seen it not going to see it no thanks#i'm just complaining about a mediocre youtube video that i'm going to forget about in a week#god i hate that brand of youtube video. where they just complain about things without going into depth about why they're bad#especially if their complaints are shallow and don't have to do with like. the actual structure of a character or story#like it's so easy to say 'this character is bad because theyre a predatory stereotype' but like. go into some depth at least#i think i hate these videos so much because they're fueled purely by hate. no love for the source material or even a desire to learn#or a love for storytelling even
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something i am absolutely certain is on the cutting room floor
FOUND THIS SKETCH FROM LAST SUMMER IN MY DRAFTS!!! anyway i'm right.
#if your band has a queer art school kid learning magic from their queer esotericist mentor you're gonna get kenneth anger references#danger days#party poison#my chemical romance#gerard way#fs original
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Kazuki: we should have told her to POUND SAND
Rei: in front of Miri?
Me: character development on the part of Rei that he knows in front of the child isn't the place to have a custody dispute but I agree with Kazuki and wouldn't have said it so politely
#certified hater of when people are raising a kid and their biological parent swoops in all like ''i have rights''#if i still ground my teeth when i was stressed this episode would have made my dentist very unhappy#or happy depending on how capitalism poisoned they are#logically miri is safer when her mother#but acting like she has any kind of high ground after leaving her daughter in the case of total strangers for months??#talking about ''i can't leave miri with you you're assassins'' like?? she didn't care about that like over 6 months ago!!#i'm not a parental reunification hater#in fact i love it.#but i am a hater of ''i'm automatically superior parent material because i'm biologically related to the child" till i die.#buddy daddies#suwa rei#unasaka miri#unasaka misaki#kurusu kazuki
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Finally watched Repo! after having listened to the sountrack for an entire decade and like.....I really wouldn't call it a good movie but I think it would've altered my entire brain chemistry if I had watched it in high school
#also nathan my guy#you didn't have to actually poison your daughter#i mean he shouldn't have locked up his kid in the first place obviously but I think if you're going to commit to the bit#you don't have to go the extra mile and ACTUALLY poison your kid????#like...you already locked her away from the outside world she's not going to know she's not actually sick anyway????
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Lockwood & Co season 2
Picture this: We open at the corner shop a newspaper article about one of Lockwood & Co's cases (personal favourite Mrs Barrets tomb just for the how high did you three jump? and the amount of times it gets referenced in the books) and their new found popularity. George comes into frame and adds it to his basket. Cut to Portland Row and the Skull pulses with light unnoticed as Lockwood and Lucy set the table for a celebratory breakfast (I want the season to be bookended by the true celebratory breakfast and the angsty one at the end where Lucy is all withdrawn and annouces she's leaving). They watch the news and their case get brought up again with huge grins and then they get the call for the Lavender Lodge case whilst one takes the call, the Skull starts speaking "death is in life, lifes in death" amongst some mocking teasing Lucy and the guys for missing him. The call is finished they do the debrief and research (I'd imagine it being booked for next week? month not sure yet but time between the Skull's recovery and the case... maybe the run up to the case?)
They bring the skull along and it plays out as we expect with a few less ghosts (as you know we have a budget here) great soundtrack of course.
#lockwood and co#lucy carlyle#anthony lockwood#george karim#my dearest wish for this new season of death in paradise is cameron chapman to be there#ali hadji heshmati as well#.... basically everyone who hasn't already been in a episode of death in paradise#the episode with morven christie is my least favourite because if you're going to kill me with poison at least poison the dessert#it's also the one that gets me close to tears because it's so fucking sad for everyone#top of my head: the kid who heard his mum die the reason the mum was murdered the guy whose cancer came back the dad who lost his daughter
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If skipping your meds for a day or two doesn't give you horrible side effects or withdrawal, you can skip them and THEN take psychedelics, so that the antidepressants don't interfere
That's what I do, I skip my SNRI(thought it is short-lived) and my antipsychotics the day of and everything is Gucci
last month i tried skipping my mirtazapine for THREE days before doing LSD and even then it only did like. more than nothing but less than three hits of weed. it was so fucking tragic 😩
if i knew exactly how long i'd have to be off it i might try again, but i don't wanna like, go five days without meds, arrange my whole weekend to make time, etc, and have it still not work... it's hard to eat off of my meds so that's a lot of effort for something that still might not work. like you'd think five days would be enough but i also thought three days would be enough!
#and i know it wasn't the acid's fault bc we tested it And it worked perfectly well for my wives#smfh#it's kinda funny tho bc like#i also can't do shrooms without anti-nausea meds bc otherwise i'll throw up within literally a minute of taking even the tiniest amount#my body is REALLY good at protecting me from poison#drugs#drugs mention#kids don't try drugs unless you're 100% sure what it is and what it does#and you're in a safe environment around safe people with sober help available#personally i only do drugs if they're safer / less addictive than alcohol#and only to have more fun when i'm already having fun. NOT to feel better when i'm sad or anxious#it's good to have some concrete rules for yourself#okay that's my PSA have a good day everyone
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Wrote something extremely bitchy in my mind describing in great detail exactly how viciously and viscerally I hate christmas (lowercase) and why, but I chose peace today and didn't post it. Just a shitty little gift from me to you.
#SNARLING AND GNASHING MY TEETH LIKE A BEAST. BUT ON THE INSIDE. YOU'RE WELCOME.#sorry for being grinch-like in nature but like can we just have one year where we Don't. like can we just Stop.#i've always had complicated feelings about christmas but spending so long in retail permanently poisoned me. i think.#retail during covid was the final nail in the fucking coffin like ok#i'm risking my health and getting harassed fucking daily by q-anon freaks and working twice as hard because corporate cut payroll in half#just so you can buy your kid a bunch of shit they'll look at once and then immediately forget about. cool cool cool tight tight tight.#SORRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY#oh yeah one more thing. you might think i would've been safe from q-anon freaks in deep blue new england but no☝️#they were extra unhinged because they knew they were surrounded by The Libs. like cornered feral cats they were....
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if i catch anyone romanticizing rural life i will beat you to death with my hooves it FUCKING SUCKS here
#liz blogs#rural#nice to vacation to? sure. maybe. theoretically. probably not.#living here? esp when you don't or can't drive? might as well run into traffic my guy trust me it's a mercy#everything is miles away there's nothing to do it sucks do not come here do not romanticize it#if you are within walking distance of Anything and you're like 'oghh rural life' the microplastics have poisoned your brain#its not nice it's not fun it's just racist and full of corn. fuck off. fuck you. SCREAMS#the only thing we're good for is good spots for viewing the weather. i get beautiful pictures of the sky and storms around here#not worth Living Here though!#this has been another episode of 'i would literally commit homicide to stop living in a farming town' thank you#IVE BEEN HERE 20 YEARS IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUMBLR WHY DID YOU SEND ME AN EMAIL ABOUT RURAL LIFE#this is the same energy as people saying 'its 1998 everythings natural and kids play outside' WHAT HUH YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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💙 For taivan
💙 drunken kiss / tipsy
Out here, the line between drunk and poisoned is deliriously thin. Taissa knew this before Mari's late-summer berry concoction graced her lips. Knew how things went the last time they'd all been wasted on some such juice--though, back then, mushrooms had made for a toxic bedfellow. Now, it's just berries, and heat, and time. Still unhealthy, but they are living the definition of make your own fun, and they're all occasionally weak for a drink.
Or many drinks.
Drinks, and starlight, and trees. They rustle, giving the impression of theater-grade surround-sound, and the world seems to rotate under her. She blinks her eyes, letting the light from the sky and the dark from everywhere else meld and twist and dance. Shadow. Star. The spaces between, where it's just her heartbeat, and Van's skin, and the cool breeze of late evening. She lets it envelope her every sense, her fingers tracing restless patterns down Van's back.
The line between drunk and poisoned is so thin, she can almost see it shimmer in the air. It dances like an oil slick, coiling around Van's scars, the ragged length of her hair, the freckles skimming up her arms. If Taissa narrows her eyes just right, she imagines that slick coiling serpentine around Van's frame. Imagines it stretching hungry tendrils out toward her own, coaxing her closer. There's a bind between them, she imagines--and more than imagines. Knows.
It's the other part of her, and it's the so-called wine, and it's the cavern in her chest where guilt used to reside. More than all of this, it's Van. The heat of her smile, no longer so gentle or so careless, presses into Taissa's cheek. Into her neck. Into her mouth, which opens instinctively to offer access. It's a messy kiss, and it holds nothing back, and even with her eyes shut, she can see that binding coiling ever-tighter. Every trace of Van's tongue, every nip of her teeth, every humidity-curled lock of her hair between Taissa's fingers sings of that connection.
She's drunk, and maybe a little bit sick, and maybe a little bit broken--but whatever she is, Van's right there with her. Van, who arches and rolls in the grass, tremulous lines of color seeming to skim off of her. She remembers this from before, from last year: the art of mushrooms in her system, of wine, of desperate despair. It's different now. It's coming from within now.
It's in Van's kiss, and threaded through the heady trace of her hands, and coiled in the steady center of her frame where her heart pounds on against the wishes of probability. Taissa kisses her harder, inhaling the breath from her lungs in greedy gasps. Drunk, yes. Poisoned, maybe. But alive. Alive, and bound, and beautiful.
Drunk. Alive. In love.
Out here, it makes one continuous, ravenous rainbow.
#fanfiction#ficlet#yellowjackets#yj fic#taivan#ship snippets#💙#these kids being like 'we can make our own booze!' you are 18 and have no idea what you're doing#truly incredible that they haven't poisoned themselves yet#anyway take that knob and twist it toward the romantic
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the online system community sucks so bad lmao
#(not talking about any of my system friends/mutuals)#vent#vent post#free to interact/reblog whatever though#anyway it sucks because there isnt actually a cohesive community. it is so divided#there is so much infighting its actually fucking wild#and i wish i could say all the infighting is coming from kids who dont know any better but... its not#adult systems have been poisoned by the infighting too. and it never fucking matters#we arent even accomplishing anything#what. exactly. is the point#the syscourse is hell and its constant and it rarely changes anyones minds#not that it matters if anyones minds change or not because it DOESNT. FUCKING. MATTER.#you go into the system community and everyones just DUKING IT OUT WITH EACH OTHER#i genuinely dont fucking care what side of syscourse youre on#you have better things to fucking do!!!!!!#syscourse doesnt MEAN ANYTHING it is one of the most pointless and yet somehow the most dramatic and hateful debates on the internet#WHO FUCKING CARES.#please for the love of god direct your hate towards something else#this is the most dumb and meaningless thing to waste your energy on#none of this matters irl ever#anti syscourse#tw syscourse#anyway yeah if you're plural i am not going to ask questions because it is none of my fucking business and frankly it is nobody elses either#i am unlikely to ever post anything like this again just because i also have better things to do#but i wanted to get it off my chest#we used to engage in syscourse and it was so draining and got us harassed#and in the end we just realized that it is not worth the energy or the fucks to give#again if you say you are plural i will treat you as plural and thats it. i have shit to do man
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WHAT??? you-?? hUH? ...you're so powerful
i'm an adult living alone for the first time ever with poor impulse control and a massive sweet and savory tooth. this was fated by the stars to happen i think. i'm like if sisyphus actively chose to roll the boulder up and down because he thought it looked nice tumbling down. so nice that maybe it would be worth the work it would take to get it up back up there so he could do it again. well. this isn't like that at all but you understand.
#fool me once shame on you#fool me like five more times except i knew damn well what was gonna happen and still did it anyway uh. still shame on you.#it really did taste good though......#it had a nice tang to it! it was salty and fruity and like when you get perfume in your mouth#would've maybe tasted good mixed with some tajin on an actual grilled mango....maybe.......#but i made myself stop eating it before i could try it because the last time i did it the stomach pain was really bad and my mouth stung#and i was scared i was gonna need to go to poison control#but tbh i was more scared i was gonna need to EXPLAIN what i did and why to poison control#embarrassment may very well be the one reason my liver is still intact. thanks embarrassment 👍#ok i can't blame this on no one being there to stop me i've been doing shit like this forever#it's really not even the worst thing i ever put in my mouth honestly#i drank hair oil a few times. i ate strawberry pound cake scented lotion. i drank a little bit of motor oil.#i licked nail polish because i wanted to see if it tasted like it smelled. it did not. it tasted so bad.#genuinely a miracle how i'm still alive and healthy. you're nothing to me kid. i'm god's special little princess and i'm never gonna die#fortunes told (asks)
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I always think I never had any particular interest in albums rather than individual songs (product of iTunes), but when I go back to relisten to stuff I remember from childhood I think that's maybe not true. I was always picking up music as individual 99 cent songs after hearing something on the radio, but my parents bought things as albums (like normal adults) and there were a lot of artists they enjoyed who I listened to as albums. Especially artists where they only had the one album for a given artist. Anyway today I'm remembering how obsessed I was with We Are the Night by The Chemical Brothers in middle school.
#I think that this is actually an album we owned because I became so obsessed with the one song on it that got radio play#and I was let down that it was the one chemical brothers album we didn't own so my dad got it since he was a fan of their older music anywa#I have such vivid memories of these songs... I think battle scars was my favorite#listening now my first thought was it had to be a budget blvd of broken dreams for kid me since my parents despised green day as sellouts#but I can hear the unique qualities in it that I loved when I listen more carefully. there was an air of horror to it to me#other albums I remember listening to a lot were the understanding by röyksopp and season of poison by shiny toy guns#I didn't grow into my dad's rock and metal until I was a little older lol#hm. I'm adding turned to real life to some things I think#rambling#if you're wondering why sometimes I just say random things about myself at length it's because 1) I feel like it just because#and 2) I worry that if I don't write down things as I remember them I'll forget them again#posts for myself.
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its so stupid to me when someone goes up to somebody (recently in the inboxes of palestinians doing their damndest to share information about whats going on with the genocide of their own people and some of yall still cant take being spoon fed this as if its the worst thing to happen to you to just pay attention (but it happens also after any catastrophe yall just rock up to anyone you judge an affected minority be it someone of another race, culture, gender, sexuality w/e)) and you ask "well who should i vote for"
thats your choice
when you turned 18 in the us of a you gained the right to choose whoever the hell you want on the ballot for president. nobody can make you vote for somebody or withold it. you make that decision. you should be able to think for yourself. do some research and stop talking out of your ass because that is literally the least you could do.
and also you shouldn't be going to someone (especially someone who this is of he least concern of) and go "well what do you think i think i have to vote for x because *despite every atrocity they've ever comitted* theyre still better than the other guy!" because what do you want? forgiveness? you made a choice. you also just told somebody that this choice WILL AFFECT that it was the only choice available to you (even though it wasnt). and then act like they should be grateful. like you're doing them a favor.
#this isnt well worded at all its just. getting on my nerves#like sorry you want recognition for voting for the guy who will feed you poison in a three course meal#instead of in a single slice of bread?#if you're gonna do it anyways at least just do it and shut up#yall put so much more weight on these votes than there actuslly is too#esp for presidential elections#will i go vote? probably#do i expect a damn thing? hell no#systems rigged to hell. but instead of focusing on that we focus on americas next top bomber and which one we gotta endorse#biden aint get them kids out of cages#biden let the pipelines get built on indigenous lands and spoil their water#biden let abortion rights fall through#you know how many black folks were killed by police last year?#and im supposed to thank you?#fuck all that
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