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Duuude don't question my version of events I'm such a reliable narrator. I'm literally the protagonist and the main character. You can literally read some of my internal thoughts, that clearly means you have complete access to an objective view of my thoughts and feelings and a correct impression of my characterization and the events unfolding around me. I'm not omitting any information from the audience. Nevermind that timeskip just now
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the rapture has already happened and only a singular starfish (most innocent) was sent to heaven in 632 AD
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I do not "render." I do not "shade." I do not "paint," I do not "detail" and i do not draw "Backgrounds." I draw BLAND CHARACTERS standing in WHITE VOIDS And if it doesn't look good i GIVE UP.

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If I did a classic Addams Family story the B-plot would be about Fester’s drinking buddy who’s really got it all—great job, dashing sense of style, close-knit group of like-minded friends, prime address, and (not to be crass but) a romantic and red-hot sex life—but the poor fella just can’t shake the malaise.
Turns out the buddy is a Cenobite. Currently leaning towards the Chatterer even though Pinhead is more of a mope.
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flirting: omggg haha that amulet is so neat! Do you mind if I hold it?
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evil Winnie the Pooh: I could go for a few smackerels of blood right now
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Personally a huge fan of the uncle retcon because it brings up the very real and funny possibility that he's actually the eldest brother instead of Nihil....
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This bit kinda kills me because what do you MEAN he paid for cereal at a diner??? Does he not have cereal at home??? Is this a special little treat for him???
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Painted over an old Secondo piece and I love it now hehe
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truly obsessed with the way my mother misremembers and recombines memes
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Btw, does anyone know what Jonathan is holding in these panels? I've never been able to tell.
World's Finest Comics #3 (1941)
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