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#mumbling in the tags#my orientatir: you are very peculiar#sir what do you mean by this????#'you laugh at yourself'#LIETARLLY‚ doesnt everyone??????? like. what are you supposed to if nit that???????#what do you meaaaannnnnnnmmnnn#(today in one more episode of 'i thought i was coming across as so normal 😔')#(he meant this positively btw it is fine i am just curious about it)#(also ignore the typos i am on the bus thinking about that)
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so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign
so i immediately inquired
and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well
anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it
#the SERENITY PRAYER IN LATIN#life is about surrounding yourself with the dumbest people imaginable so you can get some occasional laughs#i also don’t smoke#so this sign is extra funny to put up in our place#op#also my roomie is actually very very intelligent contrary to this post lmao#bestof
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“gay son or thot daughter,” you start to ask, but you can’t even finish your sentence because cosmo and wanda heard “gay son” and immediately started cheering and clapping
#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#pansy-art#When your world doesnt have homophobia so you (incorrectly) thought maybe#just once#you had ONE THING about yourself that your parents wouldnt need to be insanely overly supportive about#I dont really want my account to gain numbers here because i am Not gonna post that much about them#But i blacked out and ended up accidentally spending like 6 hours on this so i need oyher people to laugh so its worth it /hj
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Carrie is fat in the book. Learning that completely blew me.
The use of pigs blood makes so much more sense. The reason she was bullied so relentlesly, even though she does nothing to nobody, makes so much more sense. The relationship with her mother makes so much more sense.
I know they aren't going to, but I wish they would cast someone fat in this new Carrie adaptation. From the articles I've seen, they are already speculating which skinny actress it's going to be.
How many times can they tell the story the same exact way? The answer: endlessly.
I don't know what's worse the total erasure of fat people in movies or the only story we get to see ourselves in are the love yourself fatty movies.
#carrie white#carrie stephen king#stephen king#mike flanagan#their all gonna laugh at you#fat erasure#fatphobia#book to screen#book adaptation#novel adaptation#carrie 2013#carrie 2002#sissy spacek#chloe grace moretz#angela bettis#love yourself#carrie the musical
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my ideal timkon don't get together until they've both already done some queer realizations and dated other guys a little bit, in part because on tim's end, i think he's been in love with kon since he was 17, but at 17 tim didn't even know he was bisexual, forget anything else. and his feelings for kon were so big but also so constant that he didn't even realize they were there or significant because they've always been there and been huge. for years. so he putters along and does his time in the torment nexus (the closet) and languishes a bit but slowly starts to figure it out.
meanwhile kon dates someone, mostly like omg im dating a guy this is ALLOWED !??!?! and its pretty lowkey and casual and doesnt last bc like . super identity issues, right. kon would Never just tell someone, but secrets and casual relationships dont last long etc etc. but just the entire principle of kon dating someone and then being like yeah idk im not really feeling it like hes nice and all but i think hes more interested in like… yknow, my hot bod, than me. its whatever tho. and tim just being SOOOOO mad that someone would date kon and not absolutely adore him. tim will not be unpacking why hes so mad about kon having a shitty boyfriend. obviously its just bc kons his bestie and deserves better. (😶)
so he's just grouchily tinkering on some upgrade for his car to get the grumpy energies out. like WHATEVER! (angrily turns socket wrench) he's not saying kon should dump the guy or anything (angrily turns socket wrench) but he's just SAYING, kon can do BETTER!!!!! (angrily turns socket wrench) and kon DESERVES better!!! kon deserves someone who will treat him RIGHT!!!!! (angrily turns socket wrench) like if TIM was gonna fuck kon he wouldn't do it like a goddamn quickie and just fucking leave (angrily grabs the next size socket and scoots further under the car) like kon OBVIOUSLY doesn't like that so why won't this guy GET THAT!!!! (angry tinkering noises) if he's that shallow he can go find himself a sexy body pillow to screw!!! leave kon alone!!!!
and cassie sitting on a chair nearby is just like. sorry what was that? "if i was gonna fuck kon"? did you just say--hey tim? hey. can you go back a step?
and tim's just. obviously this is a hypothetical everyone considers about kon. look at him he's . you know. besides, tim's just talking as his best friend who wants the best for him! ugh stop trying to read into it cassie, that's not the POINT--
#rimi talks#cassie: only one of us HAS fucked kon and yet somehow *i'm* not the one who's ever started a sentence with ''if i was gonna fuck kon''.#like i'm just saying tim. i HAVE fucked kon. and i have Never Once said those words in that order. fascinating huh?#tim (rolling out from under his car to give her the most withering look imaginable): oh so you're saying you think that's fine then?#like you Wouldn't do better than this guy?#cassie: literally not at all what i'm saying but also DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF--#the narrator: tim would not admit he's bisexual for another 5 months.#a few days later dick finds him on a rooftop brooding so so so hard and goes yeah bud??#and tim with the most thousand yard stare in the world is like. i think cassie was right about something. but i'm not telling you what#timkon#its important to me that tim is kind of stupid. you get that right#he's stupid and cassie is his bestie who means the world to him and also IS going to point and laugh at him for this for the next 4 years#tim#kon#cassie
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Started making this, had a breakdown, bon appetit
Incorrect tweets pt 45/?
#so that happened#if I don’t laugh till cry again#so we have fun with what does happen#look after yourself#I love you all#bucktommy#911 abc#buddie#911 fandom#911 spoilers#evan buck buckley#Tommy Kinard#Eddie Diaz#Christopher Diaz#josh Russo#maddie buckley#chimney han#purple edit#incorrect tweets#911 incorrect quotes#incorrect 911 quotes
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twitter leftist: support freedom, dignity, and liberation for all people
jews: so can i go home and be safe there?
twitter leftist: did i say you were people?
#g talks#antisemitism#legit saw this in someone’s bio and had to bitterly laugh#‘for all people’ yeah the people you deem human#fuck yourself all the way to hell#your activism is fucking fake and palestinians would be better off with activists that actually give a shit about what will help them#mine#/mobile#/okay to reblog
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my romantic experience in this game so far has basically just been watching gale suffer from the curse of being monogamous
#chipchopdraws#baldurs gate 3#bg3#gale it doesnt have to be like this. you can be a part of my throuple too.#THE FGACT THEY KEPT GIVING ME DIALOGUE OPTIONS WHEN I TALKED TO HIM THAT WERE JUST VARIATIONS OF SORRY FOR NOT PICKING YOU KEPT MAKING ME#LAUGH MY ASS OFF#WHY LARIAN?#this post inspired by the fact when i had to go ask astarion 2 bang halsin it was in a camp where gale was standing 2 feet away from him#sitcom game#anyway prepare yourself for 3489032489 astarion drawings sorry
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I just remembered I read somewhere that coconut water can be used as a substitute for blood in an emergency transfusion. Do with this information what you will.
This is the straw hat Stoker meant right? XD
#probably best not to inject yourself or anyone with coconut water#but this gave me a good laugh so thank you xD#Dracula#dracula daily#my art
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If you need a laugh wait for the end 😂
#pay attention#educate yourselves#educate yourself#knowledge is power#reeducate yourself#reeducate yourselves#think about it#think for yourselves#think for yourself#do your homework#do some research#ask yourself questions#question everything#laughter is the best medicine#just for laughs#made me laugh#hilarious#comical#you gotta laugh#spot on#comedy#enjoy the show#too funny#funny shit#funny stuff#funny
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i believe that to some extent Andre knows he's fucked up and this headcanon is one of the hills I will die on in the farewell tape, Cal says that “you can’t cure somebody who has nothing wrong with them.”
Andre, on the other hand, admits they might be seen as hypocrites. he's not gonna back out, he still thinks it's the right thing for him to do, but he seems to acknowledge that people will not perceive it the same way. he tries to explain that no matter what it’ll look like, it’s not murder for the sake of murder - not in his eyes at least. there's a (sick and twisted) lesson hidden in this tragedy.
to some extent, Andre is aware of what’s going on with him, what exactly shaped him into who he is now. he sees the cause and effect of being bullied, of feeling rejected and alienated, and not being able to do anything about it because that's just who he is. he can kick and scream and shout but he will never change who he is at his core and this realization is crushing for a 17/18-year-old. this and all the implications of a missing sense of belonging.
he knows he’s messed up. he knows what would fix him and he’s convinced it’s out of his reach. he looks at other students and he thinks: it’ll never be me. and he's angry that they have something he will never have.
his awareness doesn't help though. if anything, it fuels his frustration. what adults know to be a temporary problem (high school) seemed like an insurmountable obstacle, the end of everything.
#dont mind me im just thinking how so many high school problems seem like the end of the world#and then you grow up and you're like 'ok that was some insane shit and I didn't deserve most of it'#and then you process it and heal and go on with your life because the world is too wide for you to dwell on all that stuff#alternatively you're shocked that you really let yourself wallow in sadness over shit that now just makes you laugh and seems so trivial#my point is that if he had decided to drop the zd plans and then graduated and grown up he could have been happy#he could have made it but he didn't give himself a chance#high school is not where your world ends#in fact it's barely even a beginning its a fucking prologue#and when people are so down that they can't grasp it - this is what leads to tragedies#zero day#zero day 2003#andre kriegman#cal gabriel
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A kindling of a swordless bloodshed,
The creaking of a voiceless door —
Another piece inspired by something @mincemeat-the-warforged said that absolutely altered my brain chemistry (the same 1 am conversation that sparked this in fact!)
#curse of strahd#rahadin#strahd von zarovich#sergei von zarovich#my art#curse of strahd spoilers#curse of åsane#every day i wake up and think about strahd and rahadins dynamic#they make me sick#Rahadin being loyal to the von zarovich family rather than *only* to strahd is a critical detail to me#like aze said#wtf do u do when someone kills the only remaining member of ur ‘adoptive’ family#ur stuck w him now. obviously. there’s nobody else to turn to and u still love him despite the atrocities#esp since you’ve done just as much against the people used to belong to. you cut yourself off and now he’s done the same#(through tears) do yall think Rahadin mourned Sergei or do u think he repressed and smothered all those feelings#ik we all laugh at the rahadin amber temple frog incident but despite its weirdness it still shows how much Rahadin *cares*#sorry sorry i have too many thoughts abt this old man#ugh. strangles him#anyway
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not to be corny or anything but i quite genuinely think getting into kingdom hearts has helped me unlearn my sense of shame and irony poisoning. i used to laugh at it for being cringe or whatever when i was younger and then suddenly a switch flipped in my brain and now i’m full of joy and i like getting weird with it and i take even seemingly silly things super seriously and i have fun with media now!!! like once i looked closer it truly struck me just how genuine this series was and how it fully commits to itself with no fear of mockery whatsoever and it’s so inspiring. and like wow it actually gets so deep and heartfelt. like actually this series has done to me something that nothing else in my entire life ever has. i really can’t think of anything else with like this specific flavor. kh will make you into a better story-viewer and a better storyteller it will teach you not to judge things prematurely and not to be too harsh on yourself or others and to not hold anything back and just go for it!!
#kingdom hearts#khposting#it ruined my life but like saved it too right?#if you judge your own stories too hard and are afraid of embarrassing yourself. please get into kh#you’ll laugh at first and then the meteor will hit you and you’ll go *oh.*#and then never be the same
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How often do you think of the roman empire?
EVERY SINGLE DAY.
#i love rory so much you dont understand#the last centurion#amy and rory#rory williams#rory pond#the ponds#doctor who#dr who#11th doctor#the doctor#the tardis#ancient rome#roman empire#2000 years he waited. who else has that dedication#get yourself a man like rory#or a woman#live laugh love rory williams.#amy pond#amyrory#the girl who waited
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How long have y’all been d gray-manning too close to the sun?
I started d gray man when I was younger than Allen and now I’m closer to the age of Tyki mikk 😭
#dgm#in retrospect Tyki stop picking on these children you are a grown ass man#you’re still hot but get ahold of yourself#😭😭😭😭#headline: 27 year old bullies 15 year old boy#imagine your arch nemesis being a barely teen ager I am laughing
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