#'you laugh at yourself'
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ijustcantfigureout · 4 months ago
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thunderon · 8 months ago
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so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign
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so i immediately inquired
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and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well
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anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it
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pansy-picnics · 3 months ago
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“gay son or thot daughter,” you start to ask, but you can’t even finish your sentence because cosmo and wanda heard “gay son” and immediately started cheering and clapping
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imthefailedartist · 26 days ago
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Carrie is fat in the book. Learning that completely blew me.
The use of pigs blood makes so much more sense. The reason she was bullied so relentlesly, even though she does nothing to nobody, makes so much more sense. The relationship with her mother makes so much more sense.
I know they aren't going to, but I wish they would cast someone fat in this new Carrie adaptation. From the articles I've seen, they are already speculating which skinny actress it's going to be.
How many times can they tell the story the same exact way? The answer: endlessly.
I don't know what's worse the total erasure of fat people in movies or the only story we get to see ourselves in are the love yourself fatty movies.
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mamawasatesttube · 4 months ago
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my ideal timkon don't get together until they've both already done some queer realizations and dated other guys a little bit, in part because on tim's end, i think he's been in love with kon since he was 17, but at 17 tim didn't even know he was bisexual, forget anything else. and his feelings for kon were so big but also so constant that he didn't even realize they were there or significant because they've always been there and been huge. for years. so he putters along and does his time in the torment nexus (the closet) and languishes a bit but slowly starts to figure it out.
meanwhile kon dates someone, mostly like omg im dating a guy this is ALLOWED !??!?! and its pretty lowkey and casual and doesnt last bc like . super identity issues, right. kon would Never just tell someone, but secrets and casual relationships dont last long etc etc. but just the entire principle of kon dating someone and then being like yeah idk im not really feeling it like hes nice and all but i think hes more interested in like… yknow, my hot bod, than me. its whatever tho. and tim just being SOOOOO mad that someone would date kon and not absolutely adore him. tim will not be unpacking why hes so mad about kon having a shitty boyfriend. obviously its just bc kons his bestie and deserves better. (😶)
so he's just grouchily tinkering on some upgrade for his car to get the grumpy energies out. like WHATEVER! (angrily turns socket wrench) he's not saying kon should dump the guy or anything (angrily turns socket wrench) but he's just SAYING, kon can do BETTER!!!!! (angrily turns socket wrench) and kon DESERVES better!!! kon deserves someone who will treat him RIGHT!!!!! (angrily turns socket wrench) like if TIM was gonna fuck kon he wouldn't do it like a goddamn quickie and just fucking leave (angrily grabs the next size socket and scoots further under the car) like kon OBVIOUSLY doesn't like that so why won't this guy GET THAT!!!! (angry tinkering noises) if he's that shallow he can go find himself a sexy body pillow to screw!!! leave kon alone!!!!
and cassie sitting on a chair nearby is just like. sorry what was that? "if i was gonna fuck kon"? did you just say--hey tim? hey. can you go back a step?
and tim's just. obviously this is a hypothetical everyone considers about kon. look at him he's . you know. besides, tim's just talking as his best friend who wants the best for him! ugh stop trying to read into it cassie, that's not the POINT--
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theotherbuckley · 17 days ago
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Started making this, had a breakdown, bon appetit
Incorrect tweets pt 45/?
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jewishbarbies · 3 months ago
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twitter leftist: support freedom, dignity, and liberation for all people
jews: so can i go home and be safe there?
twitter leftist: did i say you were people?
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chipchopclipclop · 1 year ago
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my romantic experience in this game so far has basically just been watching gale suffer from the curse of being monogamous
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ibrithir-was-here · 11 months ago
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I just remembered I read somewhere that coconut water can be used as a substitute for blood in an emergency transfusion. Do with this information what you will.
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This is the straw hat Stoker meant right? XD
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reality-detective · 10 months ago
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If you need a laugh wait for the end 😂
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redeliminator · 4 months ago
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i believe that to some extent Andre knows he's fucked up and this headcanon is one of the hills I will die on in the farewell tape, Cal says that “you can’t cure somebody who has nothing wrong with them.” 
Andre, on the other hand, admits they might be seen as hypocrites. he's not gonna back out, he still thinks it's the right thing for him to do, but he seems to acknowledge that people will not perceive it the same way. he tries to explain that no matter what it’ll look like, it’s not murder for the sake of murder - not in his eyes at least. there's a (sick and twisted) lesson hidden in this tragedy.
to some extent, Andre is aware of what’s going on with him, what exactly shaped him into who he is now. he sees the cause and effect of being bullied, of feeling rejected and alienated, and not being able to do anything about it because that's just who he is. he can kick and scream and shout but he will never change who he is at his core and this realization is crushing for a 17/18-year-old. this and all the implications of a missing sense of belonging.
he knows he’s messed up. he knows what would fix him and he’s convinced it’s out of his reach. he looks at other students and he thinks: it’ll never be me. and he's angry that they have something he will never have.
his awareness doesn't help though. if anything, it fuels his frustration. what adults know to be a temporary problem (high school) seemed like an insurmountable obstacle, the end of everything.
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yarrow-leaf · 3 months ago
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A kindling of a swordless bloodshed,
The creaking of a voiceless door —
Another piece inspired by something @mincemeat-the-warforged said that absolutely altered my brain chemistry (the same 1 am conversation that sparked this in fact!)
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goldensunset · 6 days ago
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not to be corny or anything but i quite genuinely think getting into kingdom hearts has helped me unlearn my sense of shame and irony poisoning. i used to laugh at it for being cringe or whatever when i was younger and then suddenly a switch flipped in my brain and now i’m full of joy and i like getting weird with it and i take even seemingly silly things super seriously and i have fun with media now!!! like once i looked closer it truly struck me just how genuine this series was and how it fully commits to itself with no fear of mockery whatsoever and it’s so inspiring. and like wow it actually gets so deep and heartfelt. like actually this series has done to me something that nothing else in my entire life ever has. i really can’t think of anything else with like this specific flavor. kh will make you into a better story-viewer and a better storyteller it will teach you not to judge things prematurely and not to be too harsh on yourself or others and to not hold anything back and just go for it!!
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thekingofspin · 1 year ago
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How often do you think of the roman empire?
EVERY SINGLE DAY.
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amipenthe · 26 days ago
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How long have y’all been d gray-manning too close to the sun?
I started d gray man when I was younger than Allen and now I’m closer to the age of Tyki mikk 😭
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thepromiscuousfinger · 7 months ago
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