#'yeah i know this is totally OOC but its funny'

[actualaster]

I feel like there's a huge difference between "AU where a character did not undergo the experiences that were a defining aspect of who they are and therefore would have some logical changes to how they think and act" vs "the author has clearly lost touch with the character's canon essence (if they ever were in touch at all)"

in general i would say that “it’s not fun if they’re totally unrecognisable” is my fandom thesis. like the point of fanfic etc is putting your favourite little guys in situations. where’s the appeal if they’ve been through so many fanon spin cycles that they’re barely even your guys anymore

[fairykazu]

youre dating me! not him! ft. lyney࿐࿔ ✦cws: est. relationship, otome game (i.e. love and deepspace), rafayel my beloved, jealousy, feminine terms are used but reader is gender neutral, crackpost, lyney is trying to be batman to save chaos from gotham (his brain) and ooc ✦masterlist

lyney noticed something off with his girlfriend, giggling on their phone and of course, he thinks that youre either chatting away with your own friends or youve picked up a new hobby.

you have plenty of hobbies but you so happen to be invested in fandom culture.

hes well aware of how you read fanfiction on those websites, totally not because he snooped on your phone and accidentally found them. he will admit though that they are pretty well written, and he did steal some of the tropes and some of the pick up lines just to flirt and fluster you.

but you're not intensely reading fanfiction because you don't have the face, the "oh my god???" or "OH MY GODDD..... ?!?!?!?" so clearly, you're playing something else here. but you were being sneaky!

every time he tries to peek over, you hid your screen, turn off your phone. hell, you even invested into a privacy phone screen. although, these signs do sound like cheating. it most definitely is not because well… to put it lightly, you’re kind of a loser (affectionate) but its his favorite trait of yours!!!

…

wow.

that sounded more backhanded than he intended.

but he has to solve this mystery before the world falls to chaos…

he’s just going to “borrow” your phone. he had a plan and everything. he knew exactly what he was going to do. wait until you sleep, unlock your phone and find out your biggest secret at the moment.

but instead, midway of his plan, you had light mode on??? why are you the devil? knowing he was going to sneak onto your phone, you put your themes to light mode. its a sneak attack on his very character!

a bright light burned his eyes as he lowered the brightness because he will power through!! but he was being too loud when he was putting in your phone password.

lyney noticed you were waking up, quickly hiding your phone under a pillow case. as you yawned, you turned on the lamp, peeling open your eyes, “…mhmm, hey, lyney why are you up?”

“well, i couldnt sleep.” he replied back, snaking his arms around you. you laugh,

“is anything keeping you up?” funny you ASK, the joker of his heart !! you shifted in your side of the bed, facing his way. “ow, what the hell?” you reached under your pillowcase, “huh, why is my phone here?”

lyney, sweating, “um, maybe you forgot?”

“its even unlocked!”

“woww… wonder how it got there.”

silence filled the air as the both of you just stare at each other. well, he looked at your eyes with unwavering confidence and a midge of fear and you were straining your half asleep eyes at your boyfriend.

“lyney…”

“um… dont know! okay, fine i did it.”

“if you wanted to know, you can.” you handed him your phone, clearly even more suspicious. not really. he really wanted to get into this dark knight hero guy character.

he swiped through and nothing hut a new game. “oh! dont click that…”

“why?” he clicked on it anyway. he was met with kind of realistic men, painting, winking and other actions. its not as bad as he thought. or even, kind of typical girlfriend behavior.

hearing the theme song, you sighed, rubbing your temples. your tone was embarassed, “i.. its an otome game. i thought it would be weird—”

you met eye contact with lyney as you nervously laughed. “because its a dating simulator.”

“huh.”

“yeah…”

you could tell he was processing it in his mind. “wait, youre dating me,”

“yes.”

“and youre playing otome games, which is, dating sims.”

“yes…”

“but youre dating me! not him! ive been feeling neglect lately and you were gone in your prtend world of these…” he looks at the home screen. “very attractive suitors while i waste away to our homelife, trying to be better.”

“good narrative, babe.”

“thank you, i made it on the spot. wait, no, dont distract me!!” he made himself sound serious. “all jokes aside though, im glad it was a game. i thought it was more something serious.”

“such as?”

“like cheating! and i know how that sounds and i know you wouldn’t but the way you acted made it seem bad.”

he saw you load in the information he just gave you and you began to apologize. “dont worry, you just have to pay attention to me and i guess, whoever is on ‘amor and deepabyss’.”

“sounds like a plan!”

[aprilthearcher]

roman roy x reader [blurb]

wordcount: 809

warnings: cuss words, english is not my first language and this is not edited; also, not my pictures. first time writing after a long time and first time writing roman as well, so perhaps he’s a little ooc ? i’m also a huge taylor swift fan and this was written based on “welcome to new york”

The sun was setting down the horizon, painting the sky different shades of blue, orange, and some specs of pink, when the private jet landed from its journey all the way from London to the outskirts of New York City. The stars were going to appear soon; one could see the shining waning crescent moon up there.

There was a company car already waiting for her, which she would’ve thought had been sent by her dad were it not for the man leaning funny against the back door while looking down at his phone. She recognised him too well for her own good even after a couple of years without seeing each other. How could she not when she had spent her whole childhood running around his house, getting yelled at by Logan for making a mess, chastised by her father for making her godfather mad; having sleepovers with his sister that turned out to be sleepovers with him, sharing summer vacations by the side of the pool until Kendall and Connor taught her how to swim. 

The click of her high heels walking down the stairs of the jet seemed to have alerted him of her presence. His eyes went quickly up and down her figure, finally setting on her face. She looked exactly the same yet entirely different at the same time. 

“If it isn't (Y/N) Vernon in the flesh, ladies and gents,” he screamed, bringing both of his arms to his chest and doing some sort of imitation of a reverence. “Did you take the Queen’s place up there in little England? Took control of Buckingham Palace?”

“I was about to, actually”, she said with a small smile on her face and shiny, bright eyes she would never admit were for seeing him after so long, “but then I saw the mess you’ve all gotten yourself into”.

“Look at you, miss ‘I-sound-all-poshy’, you got an accent”.

“No, I don’t,” (Y/N) protested, scrunching up her face.

“Oh, you so totally do”.

“Shut up, Roman,” finally acknowledging him.

“It’s not my fault you sold yourself to the fucking brits, darling,” he said, replicating a butchered british accent of the pet name, while she started walking towards the other side of the vehicle where the chauffeur held the door open for her.

Once they were both inside the car, on their way to Logan’s apartment — her father had told her they would be waiting for her there for some “welcome home” lame party —, (Y/N) took off her heels, then let her head fall against the window to look at the city she had left more than half a decade ago.

When they started to approach the city centre, the sky had turned a deep tone of blue, stars barely visible because of the light pollution now. Her eyes were beginning to feel heavy the moment she heard him speak.

“You know, you should probably sleep a little before you encounter the sharks again after so long”. The sentence was whispered, almost as if he were afraid she’d already fallen asleep. 

“I’m gonna miss the view.” 

Roman snorted at her comment, “What view are you talking about? Tall buildings and, and fucking blinding lights?”

“Maybe I missed the blinding lights.”

“Oh yeah and fucking traffic too.”

“There’s traffic in London too, you know”.

“Of course I know that, you idiot, there’s also fucking blinding lights everywhere in London too, don’t you know that?”

(Y/N) turned her head to face him. She smiled, the expression on her face full of tiredness from the trip. Roman noticed it right away.

“Get some sleep, you baby,” he insisted. “New York is not gonna disappear just because you rest for two fucking minutes”.

The car ride fell silent then. It was nice. It was home. It was undisturbed peace, one they both knew wouldn’t last long; they’d soon be sucked back into the unfiltered chaos it was Waystar and its twisted insides. 

Just before she could fall asleep, (Y/N) managed to croak a question. “Doesn’t it drive you crazy?”.

“What? My family? Yeah, they fucking do”.

She shook her head softly. “Not your family, silly, the city. New York”. (Y/N) looked at him with hooded eyes, Roman had his eyebrows drawn together. 

“Yeah, I - I guess. But now,” he answered with his eyes set on hers only, “now I wouldn’t change anything.”

“Me neither.” She managed to reply with a content smile through the sleepiness. 

“Stop fighting the sleep or you’re gonna keep asking random questions, you weirdo.”

When she didn’t answer, he knew she’d finally taken his advice. Shrugging off his dark, woolen coat, Roman placed it on top of her upper body in an attempt to keep her from getting too cold, perhaps even to protect her against the crumbling ruins of the world outside. 

[charles-and-no-one-else]

So, ‘m told Midas and Reo they’d get shirts specifically for them, and uh- I don’t have Reo’s done yet, but Midas’ is!

so for you Moth lad! @/its a work in progress cause things are being mean-

I was gonna make a silly one, but it seemed in poor taste :(

[below cut is ooc random stuff about this shirt]

now for the out of character ramble-y part that gets progressively pointless:

haha so yeah I totally forgot I said I’d do this till- last night? I think, idk man. So I vaguely sped ran this.

the silly text that I mention was gonna be like “Team Quixis: reason why health and safety rules were made” or like- “Almost died on the job! Feeling decayed!” Or “‘they took my fucking eyes.’ ‘That’s so sad, Worldport play self-contained universe (reprise)’” And personally that’s really funny from an ooc pov- but like- let’s not give people trauma shirts- so! Midas! funky font!

the moth is based off a Luna moth! Cause I have a ton of pictures saved and have seen- an oddly large amount of them so it is an easy reference. Yes it is decayed!

fun fact! There is no brown for rina because I hate (like despise) blending brown! Aside from that, all know Sherb’s are here! I kinda wanted to draw a lil lily of the valley too, but that can go on the trench coat I started after this (I’ll get to Reo’s at some point I swear-) (yes the trench coat has hand made Quixian on it)

while I was making the shirt I pictured it as an actual shirt, which is why the moth isn’t bigger cause then it would look like a too big graphic on a t-shirt :( why isn’t very moth and would be curved wings on the sleeves.

speaking of sleeves, I have no idea where the sleeve lines went-because there used to be spots where it was like “hey this area is sleeve!”

anyway that’s all! I love moths :3

[junior-high-rui-official]

[ooc post]

wahoooo intro post time

edit: I DO NOT GET NOTIFS FOR ASKS OR MENTIONS!! if you send or answer an ask to/from this blog, please LIKE one of the posts so I get a notif and am prompted to check this blog because I have too many.

(important post [8/7/24])

i saw people making rp blogs + didn't want to be a total clone + like angst. so this happened.

im @2-kakimiko-1 i run @junior-high-ena-official @riho-hasegawa-official and @jail-x-break-official too

the mod is autistic and a minor and uses he/it and a handful of neopronouns listed here :3 you don't need to overuse tone tags or anything but I struggle to tell tone sometimes so I'd appreciate it if you used them !! my timezone is est if it matters

i'd prefer if you used he/it/they for the character! Ngl I used to say no shippy interaction but I genuinely do not remember why I felt that way so. its allowed now yippee

for all intents and purposes this blog is set around the end of Rui's 3rd year of junior high/the summer of his 3rd year of junior high. :3

ummm headcanon time because I'll be playing by those. he's pan, aceflux, transmasc and he just figured that out, and autistic and bpd. he knows the former not the latter. bad at taking care of himself but that's a given. yeah 👍

this blog has and will continue to cover heavy topics, mostly bullying and occasionally sh and sui related things. they will all be tagged and if I forget please tell me! you are also always welcome to ask me to tag anything, I'll tag common triggers if I remember but if theres something I miss or something you need tagged again T E L L M E P L E A S E

ummm dni. basic dni criteria racist MAP or w/e homophobic transphobic ableist etc um I think that's it tbh uhh dni if youre weird (/neg) about rui and think hes a violent cannibal yandere whatever the hell. since I did mention he has bpd I think this needs to be picked out even though it falls under ableism get the actual fuck off my blog if you can't be normal about cluster b disorders.

uhhh be nice to rui hes sensitive be nice to the mod i am also sensitive/hj

edit: my rp style!! I feel like I should clarify it!!

ooc is the double slash! → // like this

unformatted text indicates speech! → like this

italics indicate actions! → like this

italics with brackets indicate internal thoughts! → [like this]

tags:

#ooc post - ooc post

#rooftop whispers - everything in-character

#rooftop mewls - funny other in-character tag for when he gets turned into a cat by anons. this will likely become a regular occurrence.

#tw ____ - trigger tags

picrew used for cat icon

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arc tags and respective warnings:

#kamishiro family angst - series of events catalysed by several rui clones experiencing negative things at once, mrs kamishiro collapsing under the stress of taking care of that all, and as one thing leads to another, other kamishiro family members end up injured and hospitalized. warnings for: hospital related things, overworking, fainting, car accidents, mentions of brainwashing and torture (on exthief rui), descriptions of injury ranging from minor to more graphic to gory.

[a-court-of-moonlight-and-ire]

Alright, today Ive read chapters 9-12 and honestly, at a certain point reading this book while knowing all the spoilers stops being frustrating and starts just being funny. Like, Ianthe brings up the fact that people are gonna want to kidnap Feyre for "breeding" to which Tamlin says that no one is gonna dare do that to Prythian's Saviour because then theyll be on the shitlist of the other six courts, but Ianthe says that Rhysand could and would do it because hes The Most Powerful(tm) and hes really manipulative and yeah. shes right. Obviously I know this is gonna be treated as unreasonable and as foreshadowing of Ianthe being evil all along, but shes totally right

Anyway, Rhysand continues to be unbearably annoying but not in any particularly interesting way, so I dont really have anything to say about him. I hate how hes so powerful that six courts all working together would be no match for the night court and he comes across as sooooo insincere. Like, I often talk about not being the biggest Feylin fan because its pretty boring to me, but atleast it was like, sweet because of how genuine and endearingly awkward Tamlin was

Speaking of Tamlin, guess who just keeps getting worse and worse? I had some hope for him when he reduced the guards and gave Feyre more freedom, but then he doubled them again and he did that thing with the barrier around the manor so yeah. Now, if I wanted to be a pedantic asshole I could point out that he listened to Feyre (who managed to very clearly tell him what she needs at the moment, freedom, which was great) and they were doing fine until Rhysand came back, but as much as I would like to blame Rhysand for everything, Tamlin's actions are still his own. And honestly, I find Tamlin keeping any guards around Feyre after what she told him very unreasonable

I think keeping Feyre safe has become a coping mechanism for him because he couldnt protect her from Amarantha back then so now hes trying his best to protect her from Rhysand (and others, but mostly him rn) who was essentially Feyre's very own Amarantha, and obviously its not his fault that thats a coping mechanism he developed, but it is actively making Feyre upset and making it more difficult for her to heal as well, and hes the older one in this situation, hes the guy whos dealt with intense trauma before, he should be listening to her and giving her space

The only thing where I'll kinda take Tamlin's side is him locking her in the manor when he was going to the western border and Feyre wanted to follow them, but even then the force field was way too much. But also, to me it very much seemed like he and Lucien were in a hurry to leave and it was a very hasty spur-of-the-moment decision, but also it felt like the narrative was trying to demonise him more by impling that it was more of a calculated decision. Like, idk thats the vibe that Lucien explaining to Feyre that everyone but her could pass through the shield gave me, but that might just be a personal thing. I mean, Tamlin is clearly being demonised here either way, him being so unreasonable is something that I find very OOC even with the recent trauma hes experienced. But, theres a lot of buts in this paragraph i know, I do also want to acknowledge that Feyre would likely not have wanted to go with Tamlin to this conflict-zone if he had listened to her wayyyyyy earlier and not doubled the guards again. I recognize this kind of behaviour because I also felt like I had no agency over my situation in the past and Im also a very stubborn person, and it lead to me also doing more and more reckless things in an attempt to make the people around me actually listen, and make them understand how serious I was about getting out of the situation that was upsetting me

(In case youre worried, Im completely fine now and Im leaving out a lot of detail for the sake of my privacy and so I can draw a cleaner parallel)

Speaking of Feyre's agency, chapter 12 ended with her having a panic attack because she was trapped and then Mor and Rhysand showed up and Alis just gave them to her??? First of all, insane behaviour, second of all, I hate that Rhysand is meant to be the choice guy or whatever but wont wait for her to come of her own volition. I think it wouldve been better if she had that panic attack and it ran its course and then she either called for Rhys or Mor or managed to winnow to the night court herself and thats how she got there. Also, and this is part of the same issue, I hate that Rhys is the one who originally forced her to read. I think at some point Feyre shouldve realised that all the people in the spring court are withholding information from her but!, she realises that they write shit down sometimes and exchange messages and whatnot so knowing how to read could really help her here and maybe she even thinks about Rhysand taunting her about teaching her UTM, so next time shes at the Night Court she demands that she be taught how to read herself

Because honestly, right now it seems like she has the same amount of agency no matter what court shes in, which is basically none

I was gonna end it on that snappy one-liner, but then I remembered all the stuff with Feyre losing weight and how Rhys remarks upon it and how Feyre notices herself getting thinner as well and I dont have that much to say about it, I just wanted to say that it just made me incredibly uncomfortable

But yeah, now Im done for realsies

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for trying to kill someone and his friends after he betrayed me?

Okay, to start this, I might be a bad person. But this isn't about that! This is about something between me [? M] and four other guys [idk like 13?? M] who i'll just call G, R, B, and V

So its a long story but basically I was created to act out some guys wishes and kill the four people i mentioned previously (he was one guy once) or something. tbh ive just been trolling its pretty fun

but not really but kinda recently i showed up in the spooky woods to surprise one of the four (V) and i was trying to get him to join my side (the evil side heh heh...) because i thought it would be funny to see his friends reactions, and also hes sorta cool but thats not related i swear. and then he almost immediately joined me it was great

but yeah we talked with my boss and stuff and V officially became a creature of darkness and did a mission to trick R and B but i had to miss that because i was busy talking to the princess but thats unrelated lol. also his friends all met up at the big volcano later and oh boy you guys shouldve SEEN their reactions to V being evil. G even challenged him to a duel it was HILARIOUS! V totally beat up G but I guess he didn't and just faked the kill or something

We left to talk about evil schemes and we drank uhh… "evil root beer" and it was great and I told V a bunch of dark side secrets which ig was a bad idea in hindsight. I showed him where all the dark power comes from and then he started to talk about evil schemes and how we could rule the world together (…i wish) and defeat my boss. He was absolutely devious! even worse than me! We then burnt some stuff with my cool dragon and went to sleep

that same night he tried to break the source of the dark power! He was using me for information that entire time!— I, of course, reacted badly, and tried to execute him over a lava pit because he was my first real friend and I feel like if i reacted better we could still be friends. anyways his friends saved him so i lunged at them and then they used the power of friendship or something and blasted me with light, killing me

now im back and want to know… aita?

edit: guys no we were just friends

edit 2: oh, it seems V already posted here. hi. anyways im going to go now the princess just got stolen by an evil cloud https://www.tumblr.com/aita-blorbos/732579183389294592/aita-for-almost-killing-someone-i-met-this-goth

[ooc: note that i, the person who submitted this post, is not the person who submitted the other one lmao. i just thought it was funny that i found that.]

[icerosesummerbracket]

I only had the 2nd book at my school so idk if they ever appeared after that but Aquamarine + Topaz had such a big effect on my life its insane.

• They're canonically lesbians

• Aquamarine was my Gay Awakening (OOC - Not really considering I'm AroAce but for the sake of brackets she is now)

• Met like 2 times when they were younger and never got over eachother since

• Topaz is disabled!! (Will not let anyone forget that fact)

• Topaz desperately trying to forget as Aquarmine covers up everything with 2 extra layers of comedy 😭😭

• MY FUCKING HEARTTTT 😭😭😭

Anyways~

I even made them from memory in Picrew aswell!

[Left is Topaz Right is Aquamarine]

So upset fans tend to boil Aquamarine to the comic relief haha funny character though. Like no, no she fucking isn't?? She has genuine feelings she just hides them using comedy..

TLDR: I love my lesbians 💗

Yeah I'm so happy they were made canon in the 2010 Complete Edition set of the books <3

and I'm SUCH a sucker for "hides feelings using comedy" type characters, so you KNOW I love Aquamarine *ahem* I mean, I am a totally unbiased poll moderator! who will not let any of my personal feelings sway voter judgement when the bracket is underway!

[OUT OF CHARACTER NOTE] by request, they've been moved from being important in book 2 to being important in book 1!

[marley-manson]

if you feel like it, i would very much like to see the "top 10 episodes marley doesn't care for" list. not episodes you hate, just ones you could take or leave. and not necessarily 10 if you don't want, i'm just really curious.

Ooh yeah this'll be fun, thank you! This is specifically like, episodes where I feel like I dislike them more than most of fandom, rather than known controversial episodes, or bland episodes most of fandom agrees are bland. Cut to spare others my negativity lol.

A Smattering Of Intelligence - I think this is a pretty well-liked episode since it's Flagg's proper introduction, but it's probably my least fave of Flagg's appearances. I find it a little too cartoony, and to me it almost feels like a generic satirical spy story that someone took and inserted into Mash's universe. The vibes feel off.

The Party - lol like Movie Tonight this is another episode that's so beloved I feel kinda bad for not liking it much. There's lots I do like about it (Klinger's mom!) but overall I feel like the off-screen characters are annoyingly softened and made ooc to serve an uplifting, sentimental purpose that I don't really want from Mash anyway lol. Like Margaret's divorced parents getting along for this, or Charles' parents making friends with Radar's family.

And on top of that the vibe is... again, not what I want from Mash. I don't want that sense of uncomplicatedly positive bonding outside the war. Like imo Dear Dad Three's offhand joke where everyone unanimously voted against a reunion, in which the idea of a ten year MASH reunion is inherently laughable, is miles better than this episode in its entirety to me.

Bug Out - some good moments, some great jokes, but the army good vibes are infuriating to me. Potter's "If the U.S. army wants land, we just take it!" in a totally uncritical, ha ha funny context; the end where the US beating back North Korea is played for triumph complete with military remix of the theme... bad stuff.

April Fools - I definitely see the appeal of the squad teaming up together, but unfortunately this episode failed to capitalize on it, and I hate the premise immensely. I'm sure it's intended as a simple "lol the prankers become the prankees!" reversal but Potter enlisting his war buddy to prank the draftees (and Margaret) by making them think they're going to get court martialed and sent to prison for insubordination is just not my idea of fun shennanigans lol, which makes the tone of this very incongruent and awkward. Plus more making fun of Klinger, plus Hawkeye's epic prank finale sucked and we all know he could and would do a lot better than that if he had nothing to lose. It's fun if you totally ignore the lighthearted tone and take it for the mindfuck it is though lol.

Movie Tonight - I mentioned it already but yeah, it feels like the actors rather than the characters and that's not a vibe I enjoy personally, it has its moments but it's kind of awkward and unfun to me overall.

Hey Look Me Over - I've talked about this at greater length before but yeah it's like, I definitely appreciate the sentiment of a story where a not conventionally attractive woman wins a dude over with her personality, but I don't think it accomplished what they were aiming for. To me it made Hawkeye seem like a saint for changing his mind about her after getting yelled at for friendzoning her lol, and I don't think Kellye came across well in it compared to all her much cooler brief appearances. Nice that she tells us she sings and tapdances, but I'll take watching her smoke a cigar over that any day.

Who Knew - boo hiss, I've complained about it before at length. I know a few other people who also dislike it but overall it seems to be taken pretty uncritically in fandom and it shouldn't be, frankly.

As Time Goes By - the whole concept of the capsule is bad, it would've been bad even if Hawkeye filled it with subversive jokes, but then it was taken seriously as a poignant symbol of the army... woof.

The Price - I don't think this is beloved by fandom by any means, but it flies under the radar when by rights it should be hated imo. As perfect as Hawkeye is in this episode, Potter and the war hero's storyline is one of the worst subplots of the show, and I'm not qualifying that with an 'imo.'

Taking The Fifth - I had a hard time coming up with one more lol which just goes to show how good Mash is, but I went with this because I think most fans generally enjoy it and find it fun but I dislike it. I don't hate hate it, but like, Potter and Klinger's subplot is obnoxious, Hawkeye's plot is obnoxious and I hate the pathetic failed womanizer thing, and it's my go-to example of the kind of gay jokes that don't appeal to me nearly as much as the satirical seasons' jokes.

[relaxxattack]

Sorry I keep spamming your inbox- tell me to stop if its annoying I just don't know anyone who likes AU but uh- continuing with my last ask for a moment (AU from Sollux's perspective) hhhhhhhh the roof scene. You can practically hear Sollux's internal dialogue- especially after Karkat tells him he wants nothing to do with him like???? Skdoxlcldosk just. Just imagine being Sollux in that moment I'm going insane

(Spoilers) I KNOWWW 😭 it really is “sollux takes Ls: The Fic”. i fucking ADORE it though it’s so fucking fun and hits the brain itch just right, you know? it’s written SMART, like as in the characters actually act smart and nothing feels super contrived or like they’re just doing totally ooc stuff for drama, they all react realistically and even fairly intellectually a lot of the time, and when they don’t it totally feels right for the scene and understandable!

i fucking love AU so much dude. there’s seriously not enough sollux centric fics out there anyway. i mean i guess his main gag in homestuck proper is “show up for two seconds, save everyone’s ass, die, and then dip” so it makes sense that he doesn’t interest people that much compared to more plot relevant people but AUGHHH.

anyway yeah the roof scene and every other like it is done so well and is so goddamn funny and i feel so bad for sollux who has to handle literally All Of Demon Politics and All Of Saving The World because no one else fucking remembers to be able to help him out 😭

[haemosexuality]

FNAF MOVIE SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT DONT READ IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT YET I MEAN IT!!!!!!!

im ab to rewatch it at home and ill be writing what i think during it

im not gonna be talking ab stuff i already said in my other post lol

the FIRST SCENE is already fucking visceral dude. like they dont show any gore or anything but damn the fucking. aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA ITS GOOD its so good. also the previous security guard does exactly the same thing mike does later own to try to escape the freddy mask but mike succeeds and he doesnt, which is kinda like how in game phone guy (previous security guard) goes through the same process we do but we/mike survives and he doesnt. cool!!

THE INTRO WITH THE MINIGAME STYLE... DUDE. DUDE. I LOVE THIS MOVIE ITS A LOVE LETTER FOR THE FANS FR I WAS SO HYPE WITH EXCITEMENT I ALMOST STARTED CRYING IN THE THEATER. ALSO ITS JUST FUCKING COOL LOOKING

the rainbow!!!!! in the coffee shop scene!!! its the fnaf world rainbow!!

see the movie has the scene where william reads the name michael schmidt and pauses and long time fans will prob be like aha is that william realizing this is his son. but no thats where it tricks you bc hes actually just realizing this is a relative of that kid he kidnapped a while ago. which like obviously cuz why would william realize this guys his son by reading his, fake name?? but confirmation bias or smth

I WAS SO SHOCKED BY SEEING MATPAT THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED THAT I DIDNT CATCH HIM SAYING "THATS JUST A THEORY". OH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE

🎶It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe

The arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve

Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin

Breaking me and taking my quarters

Bashing in my face with a crowbar

Kicking me and pushing me over

Now they see my blood on their sneakers🎶

i am so jealous of the midnight motorist shirt its not even funny

my complain is that how did none of the animatronics have blood on them after brutally killing several ppl. come on!!!

me hearing the words "follow me" on a fnaf movie: holy shit is this a motherfucking fnaf reference?!?!?

oh my god that totally is the fucking fake dog animatronic

oh my god they dont actually swear in the og. she said "what in the heck" but portuguese translated that to what the fuck. incredible. amazing.

"i know what crazy looks like, mike. this isnt it" OH. OH

vanessas behavior was already pretty understandable without the extra context but knowing shes williams daughter makes it JUICY. ooo yeah baby gimme the trauma gimme the guilt

the scene with the animatronics and abby being besties felt a bit too ooc at first to me and ive heard that other people felt the same but as i think more about it it does kinda make sense. one of the main differences from the game is that in this the ghost kids' minds seem to be pretty intact? or like they can think theyre fully conscious etc so. i can see them wanting to do kid stuff. and i saw someone point out that they were actively trying to get abbys trust too so they could convince her to 'join them' (bc afton was somehow influencing them to be #evil) so, theres that. and either way it doesnt take away from the overall experience so who cares

the tv scenes were such a missed oportunity they couldve shown the immortal and the restless... i kept waiting for it :(

oh my god the airplane. i just realized she had garretts toy airplane bc william gave it to her after he killed him oh my god i feel sick

the ball pit wasnt even time travelling 0/10

i didnt watch the credits long enough in the theater to hear the COME FIND ME but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dude

yeah so good. i fucking loved this

[sparkagrace]

I pick just one?????? One favorite fic??? How why how?? I loveee haylofts & cashmere so much, and I can’t believe that’s your first Evanstan fic because you wrote them so well and it has me begging for more. I loveee Be Kind, Rewind because of how much the story focuses on both Steve and Bucky finding their way, and you so beautifully intertwined that with perfect 90s references, fun, and idiots in love. I loveee everything about al, pal and alpine, because it’s so real, and it brings me so much joy to see this little family go through all the ups and downs, whether its Bucky & Steve’s relationship or their parenting. off the record is basically my favorite type of fic; shrunkyclunks, they’re both little shits, they finally figure out that maybeeee they’re actually into each other (god that moment when they open up 😭). And then, goddd TEJODORE. Then there’s lane lines. An absolute masterpiece, that I will screaming about forever. It’s so incredibly written and I’m just so in awe of how you can do it all: pacing, world building, the right characterization, how you’re not afraid to make characters real and flawed, but never ooc. They’re all real, funny, exciting, moving….yeah I’m just a really big fan of everything you do, except for the overthinking™️. Anyway, I love you 💕💕💕💕

Maya 😭😭😭 You are completely unhinged and crazy, but I love you for it so much, you don't even know!

You're also the inspiration for haylofts & cashmere. I didn't realize how long it would become, but you were so sweet and encouraging while I panicked over it.

Thanks for loving the Barnes-Rogers family with their handful of a daughter who will always keep them on their toes! Thanks for letting me tell you all my stupid headcanons for this series.

be kind, rewind was only finished thanks to you and Tabs, who really pulled me out of that deep hole and helped me find the strength to get it done (so much overthinking™)

I'm super proud of off the record and lane lines because they both have so much action in it, and it was stupidly difficult to learn how to do, but I'm so happy with the end result.

You're the best 💗 Thanks for being in my life, you're a total peach. Genuinely don't know what I'd do without you!

[metamelonisle]

luhan - all their canon interactions are a running gag of how ooc it would be for luffy to be allo and how disturbing and controlling hancock is

lulaw - i don't get it. he just treats law like an honorary straw hat whats so special abt it. luffy treats all his crew like this.

luzo - i think zoro very obviously cares for luffy a lot for a lot of clear reasons (close friend and captain) but i don't think that specific dedication is how he expresses his romantic feelings. i think he does it more through endless goofy pointless fights and arguments with his chosen equal/rival. (🍥)

lunami - oh yeah guys the lesbian and the acearo guy are totally in love guys they're gonna be endgame material. buffy's gonna be the main protagonist of two piece and he's gonna be a marine guys just wait (if one piece ends with a wedding i pray with all my heart its a namivivi wedding)

lusopp - they're qpps to me but i don't think people know how to write qpps well or make them distinct from romantic relationships

lusan - oh yeah guys the lesbian and the acearo guy are totally in love guys they're gonna be endgame material. goffy is gonna be the protagonist of two pieces and he's gonna dream of opening his own fried chicken restaurant guys just wait (if one piece ends with a wedding i pray with all my heart its a namivivi wedding. sorry zoro and sanji i'm just on that yuri grind)

lukoby - it's actually really good if it's starboarding (one-sided) and its just koby having an Endless Yaoi Purgatory Moment while luffy is completely unaware and doesn't even care. this one is funny

going merry - i just don't really get why they didn't think to fix her up earlier. but to be fair they were flat broke until after skypiea and by that time she was already past the point of no return. still love her though

thousand sunny - why did franky design her face to look like that if he didn't want people to call her a sun

luventure - finally. now this i can get behind. it's perfect

i gotta be real i don't understand luffy ships. they just fundamentally don't feel like part of his character for him to be in a relationship (traditional or otherwise) with anyone at all. it doesn't feel like him to have a kid. it doesn't feel like him to get married. it doesn't feel like. luffy at all. his whole thing is freedom and luffy definitely feels like the sort of person who would see a romantic relationship as limiting to him. not to mention his canonical asexuality and aromanticism that likely contribute heavily to him seeing it this way.

none of the specific ships really make sense to me either, for a number of reasons.

[imdoingaokay]

Fallout 4 companions as Youtubers

A/N: Personally, I think the only ones that would actually make a channel and post to it would be Deacon and Hancock, so I guess this is sort of OOC, but hey, why not?

Cait

Self defense youtuber, not like the ones everyone makes fun of, she actually gives solid advice.

Ends up running a dojo or something, makes a lot of videos inside it.

Her merch is all self-defense related, ranging from knuckles to some cute accessories that she made (with Sole, of course). Her items are expensive, but they are totally worth every penny.

She ends up opening up about her drug use later on, once she grows a following, but telling people about it isn’t a separate video. Like she says “yeah I used to do drugs a lot” and then proceeds to drop kick a training dummy or her sparring partner. 

Weirdly enough, it ends up being memed quite often. People take screenshots from her videos and they end up exploding. She never really discusses it nor capitalizes on it, but she does once mention how stupid she thinks they are when someone asks.

Curie

ASMR youtuber. No, I will not be taking questions.

Totally, 100% has the voice for it.

She starts off with low quality videos of her messing around, but she likes the tingles ASMR gives her so she keeps doing it.

Ends up growing her channel and gets new equipment, her production value skyrockets.

Green screen? We don’t know her. Curie makes sets, and they’re always beautiful. (Think Latte ASMR)

People lowkey get caught off guard when she does her “Medical Examination” ASMR video and she’s like… really educated? Then she kinda just drops the fact that she’s basically a doctor??? 

No merch or a patreon. She never shows her face too, nor does she do collabs. She just drops a bomb video and dips.

Danse

Initially starts out with some really cool metalworking/restoration videos. Like, he cleans old objects of rust and then restores it to its “former glory”

Has a very small following while he keeps uploading, and his uploads are few and far between. His editing sucks too, but he learns as he goes along.

Eventually drops a video or community post describing the fact that his entire life has changed and he’s thrown in for a loop. Shows his face in the video for the first time and it BLOWS UP.

He ends up moving out to a more rural area and definitely becomes a cowboy. Makes videos in his free time when he’s restoring old items or taking care of the animals on the farm (because of course he does)

Deacon

COMMENTARY CHANNEL

He makes REALLY funny videos.

Like, the rewatch value of each of them is phenomenal. 

He edits really well, and has a very loyal following that he names the “Dust Bunnies” for no reason, just cuz he wants to.

Most popular videos are the ones that, out of context, make NO SENSE.

Goes on rants often. Like, hardcore rants over something stupid, but he still makes the video funny. 

Has a series of him playing bad mobile games and rating them

Gage

You know that guy that shows up on a lot of videos, makes a comment that’s pretty funny, and then dips?

That’s Gage.

Don’t get me wrong, he has 0 videos.

He just comments.

And everyone comes to expect him on videos.

Nobody knows who he is behind the screen. And Gage doesn’t want anyone to know.

Channel name is probably “Steve” or something.

Hancock

Also a commentary YouTube channel.

Does a hotbox once or twice with Fahrenheit, it’s really funny.

Absolute ally. Drinks his respect women/LGBTQ+ juice EVERY DAY.

Has said more than once “Of the Trans, for the Trans” when he streams

Did I mention he streams?

He streams. All the time.

His Twitch Channel is really funny, actually.

Ends up doing a collaboration with Deacon, and everyone freaks out. Think Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden.

They end up making a podcast together, it’s called “Two Dumbasses Talk” and it’s really popular.

They do make a video where they read fanfiction of each other.

MacCready

GAMING CHANNEL

Absolute KING of almost every video game, but he excels at shooters.

Refuses to play Fortnite because he doesn’t want to engage with a younger audience. Even though his videos are fairly clean

Streams rather than records and edits videos, which leads to some really funny encounters.

Once Duncan walked in while he was streaming because he was thirsty.

10/10 dad stopped playing and got his son a drink. 

After gaining a shit ton of money and ends up living in his dream house with his family, he does a lot of charity streams. Most of them are geared towards helping children. He has a soft spot for childhood cancer since his son nearly died.

Nick Valentine

You guys see those “Lawyer Reacts” videos? That’s Nick. Except he’s a “Detective Reacts” instead. 

Wholesome Old Man.

His videos are few and far between, and normally he reacts to whatever someone sends him. Tells people about shit he’s seen in life, and rates the accuracy of shows and movies.

His most popular series is him going through crime shows like Law and Order, NCIS, etc.

Wholesome Old Man becomes Annoyed Old Man.

“Why the hell aren’t they wearing gloves?” Becomes his catchphrase, that and “What the-” In the most frustrated/incredulous voice.

Old Longfellow

Fishing channel.

Old man chilling on a boat, catching fish.

ALL OF HIS VIDEOS ARE EDITED THROUGH IMOVIE.

Wholesome Old Man 2.0 (sort of)

Has some videos of him just sitting down and drinking, chatting about random shit.

Gets popular for how much of a grandpa he is.

Like, seriously. People ask him to make a video where he says “I’m proud of you”

AND HE DOES IT. Albeit, he’s confused, but why not? A couple shots of whiskey, and he’s good to go.

Piper

Becomes her own news channel. Kind of like All Gas, No Brakes… not as funny though.

Every crazy thing that has happened around the country, she was there. Interviewing people. Cult meeting? She’s there. Major death of a celebrity? She’s there. Raiding of Area 51? She’s there.

She ends up becoming more political as current events get a bit more serious. 

Ends up getting a pretty good following who support her on patreon.

Probably starts a podcast.

Preston

His videos are weird. Like, they aren’t for an audience, they’re for him.

A lot of them are short, vertically filmed videos of him outside in nature and experiencing life.

His most popular video is one where he lowkey becomes a Disney princess and pets a baby deer.

X6-88

He doesn’t have one.

Sorry.

[dobiemart]

say yes, please?

pairing, edward “eddie” munson x reader

summary, finally, eddie gets down on one knee. and it’s not to tie dustin bun’s shoe.

or

eddster proposing to his beautiful partner (aka you sexy bitch)

word count, 1.9k

byr, i read a fic abt billy loomis proposing and i audibly sobbed at it cause MAN WHYY IS THAT NOT ME IRL RN

“oh yeah ill totally write a story abt kurt tmr!” - my lying ass. it’s literally been a week. istg yall cannot hold me to anything but heres my apology for that fat ass fib

i asked my guy friend what he’d do if he ever proposed to a girl and he was like “id make it somewhat sweet or funny over like rose petals everywhere typa shit” and i said OKKAAYY SIR GET YOU SOME BITCHES OR SMTH

i wrote this while i was half asleep. its pretty messy but it had to get out of my mind asap

bolded italics should be read as thoughts

warnings, fluff, swearing, crying (y’know i gotta add the waterworks), mentions marriage ofc, eddie being a nervous ass baby (maybe ooc? listen, i was sleepy.), nd projection of my need to marry this man immediately in my own quirky way.

eddie munson was a simple, outcast of a man. the proclaimed ‘freak of hawkins,’ reigned  supreme on his throne and took his title as a ritualistic, satanic, demon worshiper with as much pride as people gave him. he was never one to openly care about what people thought of him, unless it was you.

no matter what he did, what bullshit rambles spewed out of his mouth, what atrocious crime he committed, you were there with him. you’d seen him at his worst, best, and in between, yet you didn’t ever leave. and eddie loved you for that.

he could go on and on about how much he loved everything you’ve ever done for him, no matter what it was. his heart swelled whether you brought him a glass of water, kissed his calloused fingertips after his band practice, or gave him a simple, ‘hey, eds!’ when he groggily dragged himself through your shared home.

the lists of reasons to love you could go on forever, and this was the day he’d admit that to you. if everything went according to plan, of cour-

“did you hear me, ed? i asked if you wanted some eggs with your toast,” you asked, clearly oblivious to his thought process. him spacing out wasn’t anything new, but he usually came around sooner. 

he seemingly thought out his answer, dragging his bottom lip through his teeth in the process. he eventually replied with a mumbled, ‘yeah, sure babe.’ before scrambling off to your shared bathroom in a hurry. 

you shook off his jittery attitude as a result of just waking up, and started your venture downstairs to the kitchen without a second thought over the interaction. 

the sounds of him hopping down the stairs were familiar, since he’d been doing it since you moved into a home together. he slid into the kitchen quietly, gripping your waist and thanking you for breakfast with a kiss to the nape of your neck. he gave a small huff as he lifted the fragile plate over your head and shuffled his way to the couch, a.k.a. his dining table. 

this was yet another thing he loved. being able to sit with you wordlessly and do anything he wanted comfortably. he’d lost count of the amount of times you’d laid together in comforting silence and basked in the presence of one another. 

“we should go to that arcade later, babe. ‘s totally abandoned now. i know you’ve been wanting to go,” he started with a mouthful of bread and juice, gesturing with his hands as he commonly did. “plus, it’s free this time. gareth found a way in.” 

he somehow made the offer of breaking into the arcade for a date a bit less illegal sounding, so you agreed. though, you communicated your answer with a simple nod and a smile instead of a full mouth of mauled food. 

only a snippet of a smile was visible on his face before he was off yet again, skipping up two steps in his frenzied state. eddie rushing to go somewhere was a rare occurrence, which fueled your curiosity even more. he was less talkative and was in a hurry, but it’s just your eddie being eddie.

after throwing on a band tee and ruffling his fizzy curls, eddie made sure to rush your beautification process. he shot you a whiney “c’mon babe! it doesn’t take that long,” every couple of seconds, somehow trying to speed up your already scrambling form. 

yet another thing he loves. watching you battle with your hair, debate with yourself on a clothing combo, and see if your samina would allow you to slap some beauty products on. without fail, you’d continue this routine every morning and it would put a smile on his face every single time. 

“alright eddie, just lemme finis-“ “yeah, uh huh, babe. you’re beautiful without it. we gotta go!” he cut you off while grabbing your hand, deciding your half-glossed lips would do. you obviously protested against this, but he was practically dragging you out the door.

he pushed you into the passenger seat with an apologetic kiss on the forehead, and made a mad dash to the driver’s seat. his leg was rapidly bouncing as he started up the van, almost matching the beat of the random metal song he had recently been playing.

though, you still didn’t ask questions. his jittery mannerisms weren’t a rare occurrence, so it wasn't a huge concern. just in case, you placed a gentle hand on his bouncing thigh and enjoyed the ride ahead of you.

---

after an ass-achingly bumpy car ride, you arrived at the beat up arcade on the lower class side of hawkins. it was the one you and eddie would frequent when both attended highschool, which made the nostalgia run through your veins.

grabbing your hand gently, he placed a kiss onto your hand before leading you to an open back entrance. you were glad he’d saved you the hassle of climbing through a window, but the nerves were still there.

“we’ll be fine babe,” he read you like a book, squeezing your hand for comfort. “i can see the gears turning in your head. don’t stress, okay? i got us covered.” 

“alright, eds. i trust you. but i'm telling’ you right now, if there are any spiders in this place—“ he cut off your pending arachnophobic rant with a slight tug, dragging you into the somehow already lit arcade. 

the only word you could use to describe the scene in front of you was woah. the playplace childhood shined its brightly coloured lights with a special fluorescent glow you’d grown to miss seeing. the older video games stayed with their solid black screens, but the claw machines shined amongst anything else.

you looked around in awe, sprouting a small smile before letting go of eddie's hand to roam and get a closer look at everything. his tattooed arm fell by his side with a small ‘thunk,’ yet he didn’t notice.

in his hopefully final moments of just being considered as your ‘boyfriend,’ he finally realized the most important thing about these moments. he wasn’t just loving things about you, he was truly loving you. every moment, every conversation, every look shared, it was all with you. no way would the hell-raising spitfire of hawkins ever get married, but for you, things could be different.

he stared at you from the doorway, reveling in the way simply seeing your childhood building made you this happy. he could stare at you all day, studying each feature of your face as if he’d just met you. though, he did make gareth fix the lighting in this place for a hefty price and a good reason. 

he slid over to an old claw machine when you were occupied, one of those plastic ball containers you’d get a sticky slappy hand out of if you were lucky. he fiddled with the prize slot before sliding a spare quarter into the machine.

the sounds of another machine filled your ears as you turned to see eddie bending over to move the joystick around. he looked giant compared to the tiny toy grabbing game, still towering over it while he was hunched over. the concentration in his doe eyes made your heart swell before the familiar dinging of the machine rang around the building.

“babe, c’mere!” he ushered you over, pushing you in front of the framed metal box and ghosting his hand over your lower back. ”i won you something, dunno what it is though.” 

“oh really? mr. munson finally wins at a game?” you lightly hinted at the fact that he’d never win when you were younger. either that, or he let you win. 

a light pink dusted over his pale, freckled face as you said his last name. hopefully it would be mrs. munson in a second. he coughed his flushed expression off, gesturing to the prize slot of the machine.

“yeah, yeah. check what your prize is already,” he was obviously rushing you, but you still didn’t know why. nobody could really be that eager to see what coloured bouncy ball would reside in the bigger container, so something must’ve been up.

you gave him a slight side eye in confusion before bending down to the metal opening, taking the transparent ball into your palm without peeking at the toy inside first. you shook it around, raising your eyebrow even higher at the unfamiliar rattling sound it gave. 

“huh, i’ve never gotten anything but those cheap sticky hands from these. but i do remember those limited edition lego figures they had at one point,” you babbled to yourself as well as eddie, questioning what could’ve made the noise. his leg bounces as he stood behind you, seemingly impatient about something. 

you eventually ruled down your lengthy guessing process, repeating your childhood rituals for luck. the plastic lid popped open with a quick snap, revealing a delicate, silver ring with your favourite crystal planted straight in the middle of the band. 

it took you a minute to process what you were seeing wasn’t a sick trick your mind was playing on you, slightly faulturing before spinning on your heels to face the only man that could’ve pulled of this wacky declaration of love.

there he was. edward munson, the devious cult leader of hawkins, down on one knee. he was still slightly trembling, with an even shakier smile growing on his face.

“well,” he started, rubbing the back of his neck nervously. “y’know i'm not exactly great with speeches, but uh– say yes, please?”

as much as you tried, you couldn’t respond to him. you damn near fell to your knees and latched onto him, still gripping onto the container for dear life. no way this shit was actually happening.

he almost fell over from the force you threw yourself onto him with. his contagious laugh rang around the arcade, matching the joyful energy of the lighting. he wrapped an arm around your waist and slid back, sitting down comfortably with you hanging onto him like a koala. 

it felt like you were sitting there for an eternity with him, clinging onto him like it was the last time you’d be able to touch him. he slightly pushed you back a couple times, just to make sure you didn’t choke him out. your sniffles drowned out into his neck as you both still sat. 

“if you aren’t gonna say anything, i’m gonna take that as a yes.” he chortled as you finally pulled away, getting a full glimpse at your post ugly crying face.  

“of fucking course, eddie!” you semi-yelled at the man in front of you, giving him a soft slap on the chest. “is that what you were wigging out about all day?” 

“was it that noticeable? there’s no way. i’m literally a master at acting normal, babe.” he replied, still giving you small laughs between words. he slid his large palm into yours, stealing the small container and its contents. he carefully removed the ring he’d hand picked for you and put it on your left ring finger, placing a quick kiss over the crystal. 

you wobbly stood up, resembling bambi when he slid across the ice. you sniffled a bit more before slightly wiping under your nose and eyes, oblivious to the amount of tears and snot you released during the hug.

“y’know, you didn’t ask me properly, eddie.” you lightly joked while looking down at your now ringed hand, the love of your life’s hand adorning yours. “that’s very unprofessional of you, mr. munson.”

his smile grew impossibly wider, pushing back on one knee almost effortlessly. he dramatically sighed and placed a hand on his heart, before starting his true eddie monologue.

“would you, y/n l/n, make me the happiness dungeon master in the world and marry me?”

pov youre me waltzing back in after missing annotherr week of not writing buttfuck nothing.. naw cause HOW HAS IT BEEN A WEEK ALREADY-

anyways this might not be great but i thought it was cute and yeah

ur likes and reblogs are always appreciated my loves (i really need friends n shit so like talk to me rn please and thanks)

- a still sleep deprived coraline

© dobiemart 2022

[tooweirdforyou]

Valentine’s Special » Tokyo Revengers x Fem! Reader

Note that some of these have smooth transitions that lead to the next person, while others are just straight up scenarios because I don't got time to fix them and wanted this done quickly :') oh and it’s like SUPER rushed :’))

word count : 6.9k

ITS SOO BAD AND OOC IM SOO SORRYYY AND RUSHED 

For those who don’t know Yuki, he’s an OC from my TR x Reader fic that readers wished for as a love interest and I posted there originally but I figured I would post here too.

Valentine’s Day.

The day where couples thrived as lovers gifted one another chocolates, flowers, teddy bears, anything that would symbolize their love.

And frankly, you longed for a feeling like that. 

To receive such a gift from a Valentine, but with the life you grew up with, it wasn’t possible.

The closest thing you’ve done to celebrating Valentine’s Day was spending it with Yuki, eating discount chocolate the DAY AFTER, while watching movies but you didn’t consider that celebrating honestly.

And now with the holiday just around the corner, you were pouting while sitting with Yuki and the Mizo Middle members in a fast food restaurant.

Akkun is the first to notice your sulking expression. “Is something wrong, [Name]?” He tilts his head and you sigh, as all their conversations ceased and heads turned to you.

”Valentine’s Day is coming.”

Realization dawned on their faces, as Akkun and Takemichi seemed to flush at the thought while Yuki turns away.

”That’s right, I totally forgot..” Yamagishi murmurs before groaning out in frustration. “I need to score a Valentine!” Makoto beside him pumps his fist in determination. “Hell yeah. Me too!”

Takuya shakes his head at his two friends before looking to Takemichi. “You going to celebrate with Hina?” Takemichi seems to frown at the mention as he awkwardly shakes his head, eyes instinctively glancing to you for a brief second, to which they didn’t miss. “No, we broke it off a bit ago. It was a mutual breakup.”

That was news to you, so you instinctively sat up, wide-eyed. “You broke up with her?” Takemichi waves his hands frantically.

“We-we broke up with each other, so it’s okay! It’s just…” he mumbles near the end, making it difficult to understand him and you choose to relax. “You guys seemed so excited.”

”Of course, it’s a romantic holiday. Do you not celebrate it?” Yamagishi hums, eyes casting a quick look to Yuki before back at you.

”Hm? Not at all.”

Yuki seems to visibly become annoyed and pained but immediate recovers and brushes it off and keeps his eyes on his phone beside you.

”You don’t do anything?” The others are surprised. “So you don’t have a Valentine this year either?”

”Nope. Yu and I usually just eat some discount chocolate the day after and watch some funny romcoms.” You explain, sipping on your drink and Akkun and Takemichi appear relieved.

”I see. Well I’ll be sure to get you some chocolate then, [Name].” Takuya smiles brightly and you beam. “That’s sweet, but it’s okay! I’ll just spend the day with Yuki, like always. Speaking of which, we should get going Yu.”

Yuki hides a smile under his neutral expression and nods, getting out of the booth so you can and looks to the others. “See you later.”

”See ya!~” You wave and head out with Yu trailing behind.

_

“Let’s head home.” Yuki starts but sees you stopping in your tracks, looking at your phone. “[Name]?”

”Sorry, Yu. Do you think you can take me to the shrine first? Mikey wants me to meet him.” You give an apologetic look to your best friend who frowns at the thought of the Toman leader wanting to see you. “Then I’ll come with.”

”He wants to see me alone. And..” You scroll through your phone, sweatdropping a bit. “A few others are asking to see me too..”

Yuki doesn’t say anything as he simply looks away and pulls out his keys, heading to his bike. “Alright. Let’s go then. I’ll drop you off.”

You let out a breath of relief and grin at Yuki gratefully. “Thanks, Yu!”

You couldn’t see his expression since he put on a helmet but Yuki was definitely scowling in annoyance.

A bunch of boys that want alone time with you, on the most romantic holiday of the year? Just fucking great..

_

—

“Ah, my Minnie. Do you have a Valentine, this year?” Mikey looks up from the top of the stairs of the shrine as you made your way towards him.

The Toman leader had called you to meet him at the shrine, and the blonde was quick to the point as soon as you appeared in his sight, and Yuki already gone.

”Hm? No, I didn’t plan on doing anything to celebrate either. Just eating some chocolate while getting some boba before passing out, haha..” You sheepishly answer, rubbing the back of your head unashamedly.

Mikey just smiles in relief and amusement as he looks to his side where a small box sat. “I got us a gift.” 

“Us?” You chuckle and take the seat one step below him and tilt your head curiously. Mikey just hums and opens the  box to reveal a decorated, heart-shaped dorayaki. Your eyes light up the pastry as Mikey pulls it out carefully.

”I thought we could split this.” You stare at it and finally breaking into a bright smile, you nod. "Sounds good to me. Though, I am surprised that you're sharing it with me. Seems like you would've gotten another one to give me."

Mikey just brushes it off but his cheeks held a tinge of pink on them. "You're special. I would share my dorayaki with you anytime, my Minnie."

The blonde breaks the dorayaki in half, handing you one side before extending his out to tap against yours, like glasses clinking together.

"Cheers. Happy Valentine's Day, My Minnie."

You just giggle and tap your piece against his and grin widely. "Happy Valentine's Day, My Mickey."

—

”Draken! I didn’t think I’d see you here!”

You were walking down the street after leaving the shrine and came across an ice cream truck nearby and was surprised to see the tall Toman Vice President in line for ice cream.

Hearing your voice, Draken turns his head and meets your eyes, visibly both glad and surprised to see you. He gestures you over and you bounce on over to his side and grin. “Treating yourself to ice cream this holiday, huh?”

Draken playfully rolls his eyes at the mention of the holiday and steps forward when the line moves. “It’s nothing special. There shouldn’t be a holiday dedicated to show someone affection.. you can do that any day.”

You’re taken back by the rather deep thought and opinion Draken shared and smile lightly, nodding along to his words. “That’s true. I guess you’re right, but I guess the fact that there’s a holiday just makes it all the more special.”

Draken doesn’t answer to that and sees it’s his turn and goes up, glancing to you. “What do you want? I’ll treat you.”

You’re about to refuse before you decide to give in and smile sheepishly, pointing to the treat that you want and he nods, ordering for the both of you.

It doesn’t take long for your ice creams to come out after he pays and the two of you begin to walk around while munching on your sweet treats. 

The walk you two share is silent but it’s comfortable as you take it slow and steady, with Draken stealing glances at you every once in a while.

”Do you celebrate?”

”Hm? Valentine’s Day? No. Not really anyways. It’s just chocolate and lounging around the day after with Yu.” You explain and he nods quietly and you look to him. “Do you?”

Draken looks ahead and shrugs. “Not really. The girls at the brothel sometimes gives me their chocolates they get but I don’t really eat it that much.”

This time you nod and it goes back to being a nice peaceful walk, with the two of you finishing up your treats. 

“Thank you for buying me ice cream, Draken.” You look up at him and he turns to you with a gentle smile, placing a hand on your head. “Sure, anytime.”

You smile at the comforting gesture before slowly moving and heading off to make your leave. “I should get going.. see you later, Draken.”

”Hey.”

”Hm?”

Draken thinks for a moment before speaking. “You said that today is what makes gestures of affection special?”

”Hmm? Yeah. Why?”

You tilt your head as Draken nods and steps forward, leaning down to place a soft kiss onto your lips before standing up. He smirks lightly and hums.

“So that should be special then.”

He sees your wide-eyed expression before chuckling and turning away. “See you around, [Name].”

—

“Sorry to ask you to come by at a time like this..”

You only force a smile and sweat drop at the messy state of the kitchen, of the Mitsuya Household. “No worries..” You couldn’t imagine the mess of having to clean it but it also confused you.

How could one be so messy making frozen chocolate covered strawberries?

Mitsuya takes your hesitance as a sign of apprehension and sighs, looking to his little sisters, who were quite the messy looking pair and were licking up the chocolate covered spoons.

”So.. what did you need?” You keep your eyes on the twins and Mitsuya gives a small smile towards you and gestures to his pan of frozen chocolate strawberries. “Luna and Mana were hoping you would come by and try them.”

It wasn’t the neatest looking, but it still looked appetizing and strawberries were delicious, how could you refuse?

“Of course. It’s sweet of you to let your sisters make these, Takashi.” You compliment and Mitsuya smiles kindly. “They were pretty excited to make them, especially when they asked if you would taste them.”

You giggle and went to take a piece, bringing it up to your lips and biting into it, chewing it and beam, eyes brightening. “It’s delicious!” 

Luna and Mana, who stopped what they were doing to look to you, smile brightly and excitedly, glad you like their treats.

”Really?”

”You think so?”

”I do, it’s really tasty!” You genuinely compliment and they hold the proudest and widest smiles they could muster. “Big brother made some too!” They say and you look to Mitsuya, who’s surprised.

”Really? Can I try?” You hum and Mitsuya blinks before smiling lightly in the end and nods, going to the fridge and pulling out another sheet of chocolate strawberries and even some chocolate pretzel sticks.

You awe at how pretty they were, even if it was just some simple chocolate covered treats. “It’s pretty..”

Mitsuya smiles at that and motions for you to try it. “Go ahead.” He nods and you don’t waste another second, taking one of each and biting onto them.

The rich taste of the chocolate fills your tongue and you grin, sighing in content. “It tastes incredible~!”

“Isn’t big brother the best?” Luna brags and you chuckle. “Of course he is. He really is amazing.” You agree, too busy enjoying the delicious treat to notice Mitsuya blushing faintly at the compliment.

Once you finish, realizing you should get going even though you want to help clean, ( which Mitsuya kindly refused ), you notice Mitsuya wrapping a few strawberries and pretzels into a small box with a fancy bow and you hum curiously. “What’s that for?”

”For you, to take with you.”

He smiles warmly at you and picks it up, handing it to you to take. You take it, surprised as Luna and Mana look to their brother, who looks down at them. “Don’t worry, I put plenty of yours into the box for her too.”

They smile, satisfied and excitedly lead you to the door with Mitsuya trailing behind. “Thank you for coming, big sister!” The two give toothy grins and you pat their heads and Mitsuya sends an appreciative smile. 

“Thanks, [Name]. It means a lot that you came.”

”I should be thanking you, for giving me such delicious treats.” You giggle and Luna and Mana do the same.

The three siblings share a look before smiling to you.

”Happy Valentine’s Day!!”

”Happy Valentine’s Day, [Name].”

—

”Oi, feisty, you’re quieter than usual.” 

Baji’s voice brings you back to reality as you hum and lean up from behind him, holding onto him so you didn’t fall from his bike, that the two of you were riding together in peace and away from the city.

”Sorry, I was just thinking. Did you say something?” You ask and Baji shrugs. “I dunno, did I?” You huff and pinch his thigh out of instinct and he nearly swerves from the sudden action. “Oi!”

”What did you say!?” You repeat and Baji just laughs. “Nothing, relax, will ya? I ain’t trying to die so early.”

”Hmph.” You click your tongue and move your hands up to his shoulders, which seems to bother Baji as he tilts his head back at you for a moment. 

The ride was peaceful and at a steady pace but Baji decides to be teasing and suddenly revs up the engine and picks up speed out of nowhere, making you squeal and scramble to get support, wrapping your arms quickly around his waist. “Keisuke!”

Baji gives a loud hearty laugh at your scared reaction and you realize he did that on purpose. “Kei, you asshole.” You began to curse at him as the fanged boy slows down back to the previous steady pace. 

“Oh, sorry, did I scare ya?” He snickers and you scowl, keeping your arms tight around his waist, a little worried you’ll fall off.

”You’re such a jerk, on Valentines Day, too.” You mutter and Baji smiles in amusement. “You care about the holiday?”

”No.. I just think it’s nice..” You mumble and Baji rolls his eyes at your obvious lie. He moves his hand to his pocket to ensure something was still in there before moving his hand back to the handlebar and continues to drive while you rest your head against his back.

Soon enough, Baji slows to a stop and pulls over to the side, where the two of you get off and you sigh in relief. “Glad that’s over.”

Baji just shakes his head at you, clearly amused before reaching into his pocket. “Catch.”

”Hm?” Immediately, a box is flying at you and you catch it instantly, blinking when you see it and Baji leans against his bike. “Open it.”

You raise a brow and eventually open it to reveal a charm, with a black tassel, a cat charm dangling from it and a tag that has your name.

”It ain’t anything special, but I figured I’d get you something.” He says and pulls out his keys where a similar chain is hanging, with (( favorite color )) tassel, a cat charm and his tag with his name on it. “So we’re matching.”

You break into a smile, actually really in love with it and quickly attach it to your own accessory available and grin. “Thanks, Kei. I love it.”

Baji grins, his fang showing and nods. “Good. Happy Valentines, Feisty.”

You chuckle and show off your charm at him as he rolls his eyes and does the same with a smile. “Happy Valentines, Kei.”

—

When you got a message from Kazutora himself, to say you were surprised is an understatement. You didn’t think he’d wanna meet you and to be honest, you were a little reluctant to. 

But you didn't wanna be rude, considering he's Baji's best friend too.. So you met him in Valhalla's former hideout.

"Kazutora." 

You call to him yet your footsteps were heard anyways, seeing him sit on a large piece of rubble with something in his hands. The delinquent looks up, his golden eyes meeting yours immediately. "You came." The obvious sense of surprise is heard in his tone. 

"You wanted to see me?" You cut straight to the chase, and Kazutora sends a bitter smile at that. "Yeah.. You probably already had valentine's plans and you most likely don't want it.. But I got you something." 

He holds out a stuffed plush that you recognize to be Stitch, from Lilo and Stitch, that has angel wings and a halo sewed to it. "I saw it one time. It reminded me of you." 

You walk over and gently take it from his hands to hold it up in the air to get a better view. "..."

Kazutora recognizes your silence and goes to take it back. "But its fine if you don't want it. I just thought that I'd--" You instantly turn away and cradle it to your chest, making him taken back.

"No, I like it. It's really fitting, and it really makes me think of you." You chuckle a bit and smile genuinely towards Kazutora. "Thank you, Kazutora. It means a lot." 

He stares for a moment before he somewhat shyly looks away and nods lightly. "Yeah.. Happy Valentine's Day.. [Name]."

You smile warmly and nod, turning over to meet his eyes with a soft chuckle, glad you came. “Happy Valentines Day, Kazutora.”

—

"Hey, [Name]. Let’s play a quick game."

Chifuyu's voice fills your ears as you turn to face him beside you. The two of you sat on a bench near the bridge, enjoying the scenery and peacefulness as you sat together, because he asked to meet.

"Sure, what game?" Chifuyu holds up the Pocky box with a grin. "Pocky game. Up to it?" 

You realize what he was holding and grin yourself, noticing it was also your favorite flavor. "Sure, let's do it.”

Chifuyu hums and adds. “Why don't we do this? Whoever pulls away first loses, and loser does what the winner asks." 

Rolling your eyes playfully, you chuckle and nod. "Sounds good." The blonde starts to peel open the package and pulls out a stick after turning to sit in a more comfortable position and facing you.

Once the two of you were comfortable and situated, he lines it up and places his mouth onto one end while you take over the other.

And slowly, one by one, each of you begin to lean in and out of instinct, you held onto Chifuyu‘s shoulders. 

A faint pink hue dusted your cheeks, shutting your eyes as you inch closer and closer to Chifuyu's lips and finally, you figured it was close enough and attempted to pull away. 

However, Chifuyu decides to hold your chin between his two fingers, keeping you still.

Tilting his head, Chifuyu places his lips over yours in one swift movement, capturing your lips into a deep kiss.

You open your eyes in shock, widening them to stare at Chifuyu, who was kissing you. Chifuyu's cheeks were flushed pink but he didn't pull away until nearly a minute. 

He blinks slowly, still inches from your lips as he stares up at you with a satisfied grin once again. "I win...” 

The warmth spreading over your cheeks quickly flushed deeper at his words and your beating heart picked up its pace. 

Who knew how bold Chifuyu can be.

"!” You were speechless. Chifuyu only gives a sheepish chuckle as he smiles warmly, his own faint blush evident. 

Clearing your throat, you avoided attempt to relax yourself and casually ask him. “So, what do you want?..”

"..Hm.. I want.. you to be mine."

You couldn’t tell if he was joking or not but before you could respond, Chifuyu just chuckles again and pecks your cheek as he stands up and sets the box of Pocky with the leftover sticks into your bag. “Just kidding. Happy Valentine’s Day, [Name].”

With that, he walks away casually while you sat there, utterly speechless and still recovering from the kiss.

—

”You made homemade chocolate?”

The peach-haired twin gives his signature grin and nods. “That’s right. And now we need you to judge whose tastes better.”

You turn to the blue-haired twin, who reluctantly pushes his plate of chocolate bites he made and avoids your gaze while Nahoya eagerly pushes his. “Come on.”

You don’t get to see the kitchen but judging from the appearance of their aprons, you have a feeling it’s much more worse than Mitsuya’s kitchen was.

However, you weren’t invited to judge the state of the kitchen, but their chocolates.

So without another second passing, you take from Souya’s first and bite into it, actually quite surprised at the taste and can’t help the smile that spreads onto your lips at the rather sweet taste.

And although he didn’t meet your gaze, (( it was still a new meeting for the two of you, having only met once or twice compared to meeting Smiley a few more times )), you can tell Angry was paying close attention to your reaction.

”It’s delicious.” You assure and Angry seems relieved, nodding lightly and giving a small smile.

”Try mine, try mine!” Nahoya eagerly pushes and you chuckle, taking a piece of his chocolate bite and popping it into your mouth and expecting the same taste but your chewing slows down in your mouth.

Chocolate is usually sweet right?.. 

Smiley’s chocolate couldn’t be any more bitter, or saltier than anything you’ve tried. And maybe a hint of spicy?

”It’s.. interesting. It tastes different.”

“Good, different?” Nahoya hums and you force a smile to him. “It’s unique. Definitely different from your brother’s.” You tell him, not having the heart to directly tell him. 

Angry realizes the truth and looks to Nahoya, who tilts his head at you and pouts. “Not even going to say it was delicious?”

”It was definitely tasty, in a different way though. It’s not going to be the same.” You assure and he seems satisfied with that answer as you glance to Angry.

”Do you mind if I take a couple with me?” You hum and Nahoya shakes his head. “Not at all, I’m glad you enjoyed them! I’ll wrap it up for ya.” He goes to the kitchen to get a container and you lean towards Angry, knowing that he knows the truth. 

“Hey, just wanted to let you know that I think yours taste better..” you trail off, feeling bad for Smiley but Angry nods nods, but you can see the faint pink hue on his cheeks. “Thank you..”

“Of course.” It wasn’t like Smiley’s was terrible, since you know that salty chocolate does exist, it’s just that Smiley’s is strong.

The said twin returns with a box and begins to fill it up with his chocolate bites, making sure to save room for his twin’s, who starts to place some of his. 

“Thank you, I really appreciate it. And thank you for inviting me over to try it!” You smile, expressing your gratitude as they both nod and share their own little smiles as they hand you the container.

”Thanks for coming, [Name]. And enjoy the chocolates!”

“Thank you.. Happy Valentine’s Day.”

—

”Hello, my lovely [Name]. I hope you didn’t have to wait long.”

The familiar voice brings your attention up to the man you were waiting for, who comes up behind you and gently holds out his hand.

You place it in his and Kisaki brings it up to his lips to place a tender kiss to the back of it, like always. 

Smiling and shaking your head, you sit up and place your phone down in your lap. “I wasn’t but I’m glad you made it safely, Kisaki. So, what did you want to see me for?”

”Straight to the point, I see..” Kisaki teases and you playfully roll your eyes as he chuckles. “I’m just kidding, but thank you for agreeing to see me here. I wanted to get you a gift for this valentines. You don’t have a Valentine, do you?”

“No, I don’t. But you didn’t have to get me anything.” You smile at the sweet thought as Kisaki shakes his head and sets the small bag onto the table. “Nonsense, of course I had to. It’s only fitting for me to do so for my future wife.” He smirks when he sees your flustered reaction to that, chuckling in response. 

You clear your throat to cool your face down and recover from his words and look to the bag. “So what is it?”

Kisaki reaches in and pulls out a small box, startling you for a moment. When he sees your apprehensiveness, he assures you it isn’t what you think it is. “That is saved for a much more special moment. But these are earrings.”

He holds it out for you and you gingerly take it, extremely careful because it no doubt was expensive. “How expensive were these?..”

”Unimportant. I believed these were fitting for your overall beauty, so I got them.” Kisaki grins as he pushes up his glasses and you let out a breath, wanting to refuse them but it seemed more rude to reject such a gift.

”God, they’re beautiful. Thank you, Kisaki.” 

Kisaki merely smiles and takes your hand in his. “Of course. I only buy the best for my special girl.”

You blush from his smooth talking and close the box and set it back into the bag, deciding to put your other gifts into the same bag for now, to which he seemed displeased at but chose to ignore it.

Remembering you still had to get going, you check the time and sigh. “Sorry, I have to cut this meeting short, I’m supposed to head home now.”

Kisaki nods and stands up, helping you up since he still held your hand and smiles. “Well, I’m glad you like the gift and I hope to see you wearing them soon. Happy Valentines Day then, my [Name].”

He places another kiss to your hand and you shyly nod. “Yeah, Happy Valentines Day, Kisaki.”

—

”I’m hurt, princess. You don’t even want a taste?” Hanma smirks as he holds a small box in his hand and leans against the wall. “Rejecting me on Valentine’s Day. That’s cruel, even for you.”

You were walking after having left the outdoor cafe after meeting with Kisaki, and happened to come across Hanma against the wall of a quiet street, holding a box of chocolates.

You narrow your eyes and tilt your head skeptically. “Knowing you, it’ll be poisoned..”

Hanma’s smirk doesn’t fade as he just chuckles. “Damn, and to think I went out of my to make these delicious chocolates for you.” You roll your eyes at that. “You made them?”

”Alright, they’re store bought but come on,” he sighs and decides to take one from the box and pops it into his mouth, biting into it. “See? Completely safe.”

You frown, still hesitant but decide to give in because, well, it’s chocolate.

”Fine.” Reaching your hand into the box, Hanma decides to grab it and yank your body towards him, causing you to stumble and fall into his chest.

As you look up at him in shock, the male uses the opportunity to tilt your chin upwards and place his lips on yours. “!”

He smirks and parts your lips with his own and skillfully maneuvers chocolate into yours before pulling away.

You’re momentarily dazed as your tastebuds are notably tasting the sweetness of the chocolate that melts on your tongue, and Hanma places the box into your hands. 

“Enjoy them, princess.” He calls out as he turns and walks off with a lazy wave and a satisfied smirk.

When you finally came back to your senses, you shake your head and blink, letting out a breath you didn’t realize you were holding and just walked away, holding the chocolates to your chest.

—

Ran places a hand on the brick wall to the left of your head while Rindou takes the right. Although Ran is taller, both males are peering down at you, one with a lazy smirk and the other a smirk filled with amusement.

”If it isn’t our cute little fighter.” Ran grins while Rindou tilts his head. “What made you decide to stop by?”

Here you were, trapped between the two rulers of Roppongi, having walked through the area by chance, but even then, you were pretty sure that you didn’t stray that far, so the two boys must’ve been wandering as well.

”I was just passing through, now if you’ll excuse me..”

”Leaving us so soon?” Ran feigns a look of hurt before chuckling when he sees the bag in your hand. “My, I didn’t think our cute little fighter was so popular. It almost makes me jealous.”

Rindou seems displeased by the sight of it as he clicks his tongue. “It kind of annoys me.” He breathes out and you furrow your brows. 

“What about us, cutie?” Ran hums and you blink, confused. “What about you?..”

”Don’t we get some special love and attention from you?” Rindou clarifies as the two unconsciously lean closer on either side of you. 

“Huh?- but—“

Ran suddenly grabs onto your wrist and pulls you into his chest, chucking when you stumble. “Careful, don’t start falling for me already.”

Before you could respond, Rindou takes your other hand and spins you around, pulling you to his chest instead and tilts your chin upwards. “Don’t you think you’re being a little unfair towards us? After what we went through together?”

”I—“

And then, Ran pulls you back so you stand between them, as you just stare speechless with flushed cheeks at their actions.

With one in the front and the other behind you, they both lean towards an ear of yours and whisper lowly in sync.

“Why don’t you be our Valentine?” 

The Haitanis give the finishing touch by taking a teasing bite of your earlobe and you audibly gasp.

The brothers back off and you use the chance to run off before you squeaked in shock and embarrassment and you can hear their quiet chuckles as you did so.

—

Making your way to Takemichi’s apartment after having left Hina’s, (( she and Emma gave you matching bracelets and spa day reservations with them )), you come across Naoto in the park nearby and smile before it morphs into a look of confusion at the dark-haired male pacing back and forth.

”Oi, shorty.” 

The voice makes him startled and whirls his head around to meet eyes with you. “[Name]!” 

You hum and tilt your head, walking up to him as he slows to a stop. “What’s up? You seem nervous. Something wrong?” 

Naoto stiffens at the question, shoving his hands behind his back awkwardly and you just blink before shaking your head, looking at him in amusement. “You’re not that good at hiding things, Naoto. What’s going on?”

The shorter of the pair sighs in quiet defeat as he reluctantly extends his hand out, his cheeks a faint blush.

“Look, I wasn’t sure if you were busy with your own Valentine stuff, and it’s nothing special but..“ Naoto trails off into a quiet murmur and in his hand reveals a candy bar.

The same candy bar the two have you had shared when you first met. 

You weren’t sure what kind of expression you were making at the moment but it seems to deflate him as he begins to retract his hand but you’re quick to take it, shocking him.

“.. This is really sweet of you, Naoto. Thank you.” You mean it, actually feeling warm inside and he plasters a smile, ignoring the fact that you’ve called him short, twice now.

“Of course. Happy Valentine’s Day, [Name].”

You tilt your head at him and lean down to place a sweet kiss onto his cheek, quickly flustering him as he freezes, cheeks decorated with a deep red blush.

Opening up the candy bar, you grin at Naoto and wink at him as you bite onto the corner. “Happy Valentine’s Day, Naoto.”

—

”[Name], wait up!”

The sudden voice pulls you to a stop as you look over your shoulder to see a familiar pink-headed male jogging up to your side.

”Akkun?”

He stops short beside and lets out a breath before he smiles brightly, checking out the item in his hands to ensure it was okay before looking to you. “Hey, I’m glad I caught you. I wasn’t sure if I’d be able to see you again today.”

Akkun then gestures to the item in his hands, to which you recognize to be a small bouquet of flowers, and holds it out for you to take. “I wanted to make sure to give you these.”

You awe at the romantic gesture, feeling your heart warm, as Akkun grins brightly at you. “It’s not much.. but I hope you like them.”

He wasn’t blind to the fact that you had received gifts from others, as seen from the bag filled with chocolates and such in your hands.

”So.. happy Valentine’s Day.”

You carefully take the bouquet from its stems and feel your cheeks warm, fiddling with some of the petals. “I love them, Akkun. They’re beautiful..”

Akkun, clearly relieved and content that you like them, shoves his hands into his pockets and looks down as he continues to walk with a proud smile and pink dusted cheeks.

”Hey, Akkun?”

”Yeah?”

Akkun looks up, still keeping his smile as he turns to you, just to feel your hands grabbing onto his wrist and a soft pair of lips against his skin and his eyes grow wide.

”Thank you for the flowers, Akkun. Happy Valentine’s Day.” You smile as you pull away from his side and let go his hand as he stands there, stunned.

You giggle and wave to him, rushing off before the embarrassment can reach you. “I’ll see you later, Akkun!”

—

”Michi~” 

You knock on the door to his apartment and you were almost positive you heard a crash inside before the door swings open. “[Name]!”

”.. are you okay? I heard a crash..” You mumble, glad to see that the blonde didn’t appear to be hurt but Takemichi dismisses the concern. “It was nothing. I’m glad you could come. I’m really sorry you had to come all the way here but,” 

Takemichi goes back inside, leaving the door open and allowing you to get a small visual of his place, which was a bit messy but nothing horrible.

He comes back, this time with a bag in hand with soft pink tissue paper sticking out. It was bigger than the bag that Kisaki gave you. “I wanted to make sure to give this to you and I didn’t know when I’ll see you.” Takemichi shyly comments as he rubs the back of his neck and holds out the back.

He internally deflates when he sees the gifts you were already holding, the flowers and bag filled with chocolates and a stuffed plush but still kept a prideful yet shy smile towards you.

You send a warm smile his way and gently take the bag from his hands and peek inside to see a teddy bear. It held a heart shaped pillow and rose and you cooed at how cute it was. “You didn’t have to, Michi… It’s so cute!” Your eyes brighten and Takemichi beams with a blush.

”I wanted to. You said you don’t really celebrate Valentines Day, so I wanted to get you something special, even if it is a bit cliche.. I’m glad you like it.” Takemichi grins, feeling content and you wrap your arms around him in a hug. “Thank you, Michi. Happy Valentines Day.”

Takemichi freezes for a second before recovering and quickly returns the hug, becoming more flustered but keeps his cool. “Happy Valentine’s Day, [Name].”

—

Leaving Takemichi’s apartment, you hadn’t realized how late it became and pull out your phone to call Yuki.

”Hello?”

”Yu! Can you come pick me up? I’m outside Michi’s place.”

There’s a good silence, which almost made you believe he didn’t hear you until he responds. “.. okay.” He abruptly hangs up and you blink, staring down at your phone before putting it away. “That was weird..” 

You didn’t think too much of it and just waited patiently against the brick wall outside Takemichi’s apartment place until the familiar sound of Yuki’s bike pulls up.

Yuki pulls up and sees you standing there, carrying gifts and he doesn’t say anything, just waiting for you to get on. (( He’s not a complete asshole, he did take the bags from you to hang around the handbar of his bike so it was easier for you. ))

And then he took off in silence, which you didn’t mind, but you thought Yuki would at least say something to you. Did you do something wrong?..

_

As soon as you came home, Yuki didn’t waste time to toss his keys onto the counter carelessly and went off into his room without another word, successfully confusing you. 

“Yu?” No answer came, but the door closing being heard.

It seems your best friend was aggravated all day, since you’ve been gone to meet with all the others and receiving various gifts and such. (( your face still felt warm at the thought of all the kisses you received and given. ))

Setting your new gifts onto the couch and ensuring Yuki’s keys were in a safe place, you make your way to his room. You knock twice before speaking. 

“Yu? What’s wrong, you seem upset.”

No answer came as you huff and quickly open the door, ignoring any protest that would come. “Yu— !”

Once you opened the door, you’re met with a large assortment of snacks and food set out on a coffee table in front of the bed. A giant stuffed plush on the bed and even a bouquet of carnations in its arms, your favorite flower.

Yuki sat on the edge of the bed, keeping his eyes on his phone but based on the fact that he’s just staring at a picture but an endless amount of time, you could tell he’s listening to every noise you make.

”What.. did you have this set up the whole night?..” Your voice is soft and gentle as you enter his room and close the door behind you.

On the table is all your favorite snacks and drinks, his LED lights are the shade of ( color ) that you like that sets the room and small lamps that are on helps illuminate it. “Yu.”

The white haired-male sighs and sets his phone down. “Yeah.” He still doesn’t make eye contact with you, avoiding your gaze.

Mixed feelings stir within you but it immediately develops into warmth and realization.

”Oh.”

”Yeah.”

You begin to blush as Yuki stands up abruptly and finally turns to look at you. “Well?”

”H-Huh?” You’re caught off guard as he makes his way over and you back up instinctively. He doesn’t seem to mind as he backs you into the door where he places a hand onto it above your head.

His expression is neutral as he gives you a hard look. “Is that all you have to say? ‘Oh’?”

The way he’s acting is off and once you looked closely, you can tell that he’s pouting, clearly upset with the fact that you ignored your promise to come home because you were too busy meeting and bumping into the others.

”I didn’t know.. why didn’t you say something?”

Yuki rolls his eyes at that and clicks his tongue. “You’re just to stupid to realize it.. it doesn’t help that everyone else has the same fucking feelings..” he mutters under his breath.

You pout at the insult and huff. “You should be more direct with these things, Yu.” 

He becomes irked as he tilts his head and leans close. “Alright, fine.”

”Hey stupid, I like you. I wanted to spend Valentine’s Day with you. I want you to be mine. I don’t like the fact that you spent all day with so many other guys.” Yuki frowns and slowly pulls away to give you some space and a defeated sigh. “But it doesn’t matter. I was about to clean up anyways.”

You playfully roll your eyes and grab the strings of his hoodie and pull him in for a deep kiss, tilting your head as you did so. 

Eyes closed, you keep him there for a good minute while Yuki widens his in shock, pale cheeks dusting pink.

Slowly, you pull back and peer up at him with a cheeky grin, while he looks down at you with wide eyes and his fingertips hovering over his lips in shock.

”Don’t clean up.. I love it like this..” You look back to the room and then back towards him. “What do you mean it doesn’t matter?”

“Well, I’m here now and it’s still Valentine’s Day..” you mumble and offer him a sweet smile with pink cheeks.

“Let’s spend the rest of the night together, okay?”

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happy Valentine’s Day everyone! i hope you enjoyed!! <3 I’m too lazy to come up with some Valentine pickup lines for the boys so maybe next year, haha. Lots of love! 

THIS IS LATE BUT ITS TECHNICALLY JUST AN HOUR AFTER LATE— )) and apologies that some of these are a bit repetitive! </3

@santoru (( AHEM- ily ))

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