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marmotsomsierost · 5 months ago

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(In a corner of raley's, talking with a sports med doc's office returning my call to see if i can just go see them or if i need to talk to my regular doc first.)

Me: (describing the various issues esp my left leg)

Office: how long have you had these symptoms?

Me: (laughs) the original hip thing, i dunno, 13 years? The foot like 8 months, the heel thing like 2 weeks. The new hip thing, maybe a year? The knee thing i honestly can't remember. The shoulder / arm thing is basically gone so i'm pretty sure that was just stair carry and gurney lifting being shitty. But that was about three years and it's been gone for about a year which checks out, timewise.

Office:

Office: ...and what is the reason you're calling now?

Me: the heel pain is bad pain

Office: on a scale-

Me: oh, sorry, no, not- y'know, like good pain is you're sore after a regular workout, normal pain is like you pushed yourself too hard or because you did something new or out of the ordinary like help a friend move out of a third floor apartment with no elevator so now your whole everything hurts, and bad pain is like, okay, this doesn't feel right, this is something wrong.

Office:

Me: like i tweaked my lower back on a stair carry and felt sore at the end of that shift but not like hurt, but the next morning i had to literally log-roll out of bed to crawl to the bathroom and was like 'shit i have to call dad to see if this is Bad-bad or just muscle-bad'. And i could lay prone and supine just fine it just sucked getting to those positions so it was just muscle-bad and i needed a week to not work and walk around and let it relax. The heel thing is kinda like that? And i was talking with one of our PAs and she was like '...you should get that checked out, you might need an MRI' and i went 'i mean at that rate i'd need like a whole-body MRI' and she gave me the 'don't be a dumbass' look.

Me: so i called you guys to see if i had to get referred or if i can just come to you guys first, let y'all decide what diagnostic imaging might be needed, and go from there.

Office: can you hold for a moment?

Different office voice: if the pain in your heel isn't that high, why are you more concerned about that than the longer-term, more acute pain you described?

Me: oh, well, a girl i danced with in college ruptured the extensor tendons on her left foot during one of our shows and it made me a little paranoid.

Different office voice:

Different office voice: what sort of dance? How long?

Me: that show was a mix of modern and ballet, not pointe though. But i haven't danced regularly since then, so about 20 years ago.

Different office voice: and did you stop dancing due to injury?

Me: no, the peds ortho i saw in high school was like 'you can keep skiing, volleyball, and basketball and track, or you can keep dance, but you gotta pick one or you're gonna need a knee replacement before you're out of college' and i was like 'i am not giving up mountains for dance' and quit.

Different office voice: mmm, i see. Ok, one moment-

Office voice: we'll give you a call in a few days once we've got an answer about if we can either see you without a referral or get a referral when we see you. Okay?

Me: okay, thank you!

#there was a dude waiting for like an army's worth of sandwiches at the deli counter a little ways away #and he was like 'i don't mean to eavesdrop but you should have led with that last bit'#'i worked for an ortho for 15 years and at a rural clinic for 9 and learned real quick that certain athletes are like farmers'#'if they're coming in voluntarily outside of a traumatic injury then you know it's Bad'#'on the one hand it's great because you can usually skip the whole 'pain can be just normal muscle response blablabla' discussion'#'on the other hand it's bad bc you end up going 'you have thigh and back pain because you have a total femoral head fracture' and then'#'then they tell you it's been going on for five days and you go 'okay something is wrong there is a mixup with scans here there's no way'#'but no. nope! they're just walking around going 'ah it's fine skeletal structural support is optional' and then they get mad'#'when you tell them they need a hip replacement because 'that's for old people' and you look at the chart and they're 78'#'and when you look at the chart they actually came in bc their other knee got whacked with a chunk of wood from some equipment failure'#'not even for the hip at all!'#and i was like 'like when someone comes in and is rambling on about their flulike symptoms for a week and a half'#'and then right as you're about to tell them to have a seat we will triage them soon they go'#''oh and my headache is real bad and i have double vision' and you are just like *holds delete key down* *queues up stroke screen tool*'#the deli counter dude was looking at us like that drive-up-window-meme

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rocketbirdie · 3 months ago

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so close yet so far

#ffvii #cloud strife #zack fair #zakkura #my art <3 #i will never shut up about that nibelheim hotel scene.#which one? all of them.#oh yeah lemme just watch over my friend and make sure he feels safe and comfortable while he's recovering from a twisted ankle.#and soothe all of his worries when he wakes up just for good measure.#and also ask him about his relationship status.#and when cloud's memories of zack finally start to surface again #he can't even remember his face because he was too busy staring at his hips.#boy...........

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deep-space-lines · 10 months ago

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I am inflicting, or perhaps bestowing, upon you: Garrus as various unnecessarily sexualized references that come up if you look up refs of women with guns :)

(( @milkywayes i know we’ve like almost never interacted but the silly comment i left on your post would Not leave my brain. I need to show u what you inspired ))

#you’re welcome or i’m sorry #look at that high waisted man! he has feminine hips #top 10 birthday gifts for your alien boyfriend who you aren’t even sure celebrates birthdays: big gun.#turians look all big and intimidating until you draw one and have to figure out how to make them not look like they’re going OWO #why did i put so much effort into this #mass effect #my art #mass effect art #mass effect fanart #artists on tumblr #garrus vakarian #he’s so hard to draw but so much FUN to draw. this man is shaped

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choccy-milky · 9 months ago

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older seb and clora on a job as curse-breakers💖 seb likes working with clora bc it means he can always spend time with her & keep her close, but it also still stresses him out bc of how dangerous it can be LOL. and i love worried + overprotective seb, so ofc i had to draw one of their close calls 🥺💖💖

#tbh sebs ideal would be for clora to still come along except shed just stand there and do nothing while he does all the work LMAOO🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #hogwarts legacy sebastian #sebastian sallow fanart #hphl #u just know after this seb spent the entire rest of the day attached to her hip LMAO #TIME TO EXPLORE THE REST OF THIS TOMB WITH YOU IN MY ARMS #actually no he probs wordlessly picked her up and carried her out bridal style LMAO #and even once theyre out doesnt put her down or let go of her #clora gotta spend the rest of the day insisting shes fine and soothing him BAHAHA #clora clemons #choccyart

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uhbasicallyjustmilex · 9 days ago

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i am absolutely incapable of being normal about this photo. just for the record

#like. i don’t even know what to say #i came across it while searching for something else and legitimately upended my little plate of snacks all over my desk #i’ve never seen it before oh my god #he’s so !!!!#you know?#the way you can see his dewy big brown horse eyes through his sunglasses #the little pout #the HIPS #and do not even get me started on the flappy belt #i cannot even think about that rn or i may have an aneurism #alex turner #humbug era #alex photos #arctic monkeys #lulu posts

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jesuistrestriste · 16 days ago

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thinking about art having to sit on the floor and fuck a fleshlight while he watches you ride patrick to death <3

#his eyes darting back and forth from patrick’s fucked out expression and your rolling hips #he wants to be you AND patrick at the same time??#like it’s all so hot and he dumps at least three loads into the toy before you’re even done with his best friend #and patrick’s just moaning and tipping his head back and begging you to let him raise his hips just an inch #art doesn’t make a sound when he cums bc he doesn’t wanna interrupt.. but like u can tell bc the sound of him fucking the toy will stop #and then it’ll start again right after #naughty boys!!!#i’m ovulating bad

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yourlittlettoy · 1 year ago

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😇 Why don’t you come join me in bed? I have something sensitive just for you~

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aria-greenhoodie · 4 months ago

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I’ve been watching Wordgirl and I’m rather captivated by this particularly mousy organism. Going to put him under a hydraulic press soon. Enjoy this stupid edit that took me 4 hours in the meantime!

Music from Here!

#aria ramblings #shitpost #edit #dr two brains #dr twobrains #wordgirl #wordgirl dr two brains #wordgirl dr twobrains #nails hair hips heels #he’s not even my favorite Tobey and Chuck are my favorites but he’s a close second #all the villains in this show are awesome this shit rocked

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humbuns · 1 year ago

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they just make me feel *explosion noise*

#obey me!#obey me mc #obey me belphie #obey me shall we date #again catered for no one except ME but also i showed belphie's hip again for all my fellow belphie stans who come to bark at me #they both are absolute menace i feel like everyone in a 10m radius have to be compensated for such pda out in the open #even though they are fighting here (i swear they are)#art tag

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sysig · 1 month ago

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For Requestober, Req.2

HP!Gaster with Nny clothes, not a specific fit, just that it's Nny's. I always wanted to see that sjsjdj

Day 4 - Perfect fit, barring taste

#My art #Requestober #UT #Handplates #Gaster #I'm sure Alphys was instrumental to this happening lol #They find the whole ensemble in the dump and Gaster makes a comment about how it's ratty enough to belong there haha #I would say this is my go-to Nny outfit but I do actually have a small handful huh :0 #Edgar has such a cartoon character closet compared to how I style Nny haha #But I Have drawn him with his hips out more than once! I think it's a Look #Didn't include a piercing or eye shadow but that'd probably be a bit too much to ask of Gaster lol #Finally someone skinny enough to fit in Johnny's clothes without pulling the seams!#Even with skeletal magical bodies filling out their clothes - I assume bone-tight clothes wouldn't be uncomfortable :0 #I mean we've seen Gaster in tights lol #I did have a rather inordinate amount of fun having his hip bones stick out Quite that much hehehe #The whole pose came together really nicely I think! :D His elbow resting in the intersection of his legs especially <3 #Contact points yay ♪#Had fun with the design on his shirt as well :) Something of a premonition here hehe #In that case he ought to have his Lost Soul head but I wanted to draw his intact face! Maybe another time #It all suits him oddly well huh haha

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nethnad · 1 year ago

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rewatching the swordfight scene from the sea devils right now and

this has got to be the strangest en guarde position i've ever seen. sir what are you doing

#he's covering target area and eating mid-bout... wheres the ref in this establishment!!!#anyways i do sabre competitively for my college club and. i've seen a lot of placements for the non-dominant hand #but resting it on a fruity little hip-pop is a first. also the constant duckface is hilarious #one day i will write about how gallifreyans fence... but it will take so much suspension of disbelief and all my strength not to laugh #at the end when hes like 'you havent even seen the quality of my footwork yet' i audibly went yes i have. its so bad what are you DOING #doctor who #classic who #third doctor #dw

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sakuraspoke · 5 months ago

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in god you thrust trust [x]

#papa emeritus iv #the band ghost #flashing #flashing gif #we can all have a little mummy thrust #as a treat #i lowkey hate these colours buuut #the moment was too important #even slower than usual. for reasons.#thighs thighs thighs #the hip rotation in the 2nd one i need him to fu- *gunshot*#copia #my gifs

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dogd0m-charlie · 7 months ago

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being a dogboy fag is really good for you, actually. I've always had a lot of pent up anger and frustration that i never had a healthy outlet for, but now i can just cuddle up against another puppy boy and grab his waist roughly and start grinding against his ass and bite down on the back of his shirt and growl in his ear and listen to him whine and arch his back more while i thrust into him whenever i want!! it's been really beneficial for me, i think everyone should try it sometime.