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me: evil stan twins is kind of fun actually, it's interesting to write a couple of guys that aren't the least bit redeemable
also me, sobbing: but what if they weren't evil and they were redeemed and they lived the rest of their lives in a nice little comfy cozy cabin in a sunny oak forest filled with rabbits :'[
#'my sons are evil'#'NO. NO THEY AREN'T. IT WAS ONE TIME (it wasn't)'#ohh the writing struggle is real#i want the best for them but the best is that they doN'T FUCKING MURDER PEOPLE IN THE FIRST PLACE#have you ever just went one in direction and then veered so hard in the other that you snap your neck?#the only real solution i can think of right now is that i literally just make a second evil stan twins au#where the end result for them being what's outlined above is both possible and good#so we have evil stan twins and we have evil* stan twins#nailed it (joking)
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doodle of john all for the game or whatever his name is
#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#andrew minyard#andreil#neil josten#aftg fanart#my bastard son#the epic continuation of me trying to capture neils evil gremlin look#please dont look too closely at this i did not colour inside the lines
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how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this
#one piece#son. return my hat after you've defeated my several evil exes#how does one man have so much divorced energy with so many people while also not being present to give this context#monkey d. luffy vs. the world#yeah im still watching the anime#forgive thy sins of weeb posting#opla#shanks#red haired shanks#mishanks#shuggy#CJ's op watch-through
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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite
#the comically evil arrogant rude chauvinistic homophobic son of a russian oligarch prick of a man that has been ruining my life#who i thought was making innuendos towards me as part of a twisted plwer play in a way only people who have not been punched enough#can approach social situations#drunkenly told me he admired and loved me and then promptly propositioned me. twice.#fuck my entire life
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au where merlin doesn’t know balinor is his father and he and arthur are chilling in his cave and balinor mentions hunith and merlin Locks In as he subtly questions the random man and boom arthur and merlin are aware that the last dragonlord is his father.
#idk what happens next#if balinor dies or not#but oooo#arthur sitting on the side and his eyes flicking back and forth as he slurps his soup#yippe merlin found his father -> no wait his father is a criminal -> that makes sense honestly -> omg balinor is a dragonlord#which makes merlin a dragonlord -> thats ridiculous hes not evil and vicious as father said -> neither is balinor honestly -> fathers wrong#and i have to protect my idiot to the ends of the earth#arthur speedrunning his acceptance and support of magic while merlin finally confronts balinor with the fact that merlin is his son#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#balinor#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#merthur
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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes
all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.
i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)
#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button#i think its fucking hilarious#its a batdad au#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#dc x dp#mmm i need to come up with a name for this au#found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique#eldest batkid danny au#chronically ill danny au#danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure#danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son#its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#“[its] about someone who *tries”*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level#“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?”#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO#HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE#blood blossom au#for the time being thats the name
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a ninjago au where Lloyd is a bit evil >:]
#mischevious man#he's still a ninja btw..#A EVIL NINJA#I would give this as an opportunity to do a “father and son” duo..#BUT in this au Lloyd still has the destiny to “destroy lord garmadon” but in a more redemption arc instead of the hero arc!#so he's quite literally filled with family issues#some angsty stuff >;)#ninjago#ninjago fandom#ninjago au#ninjago fanart#lloyd montgomery garmadon#lloyd garmadon#lloyd ninjago#ninjago lloyd#lloyd garmadon ninjago#ninjago lloyd garmadon#ninjago art#artwork#drawing#art#my art#fanart
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Decay of angels (minus fukuchi)!! Evil gang >:3 !!
I drew them bcuz of poll results, as well as higuchi and gin, so I'll probably do another poll soon to figure out who I'm gonna draw next
#i realized part way thru that bram looks like the evil bat from anastasia#tried to draw fyodor as anemic as possible#my sickly son#he wont survive the winter#drawing#small artist#character art#ink drawing#traditional art#my art#bsd fanart#bungo stray dogs fanart#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bsd doa#bsd decay of angels#bsd fyodor dostoevsky#bsd fyodor#bungo stray dogs fyodor#bsd fyodor fanart#bsd bram#bungo stray dogs bram#bsd bram stoker#bsd nikolai#bsd nikolai gogol#bungo stray dogs nikolai#bsd sigma#bungo stray dogs sigma fanart#bungo stray dogs sigma
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Like father like son.
#watched fmab for the first time a while back and DAMN#ive been thinking abt this series ever since#PEAAKK#my favorite evil father and son duo#fmab#fma fanart#fma#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#selim bradley#fuhrer king bradley
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wha huh goku family sillies. i love them a lotttt ouuuouououauaaaahahuuu baby gohan staring at goku with a deep focuz only toddlers can summon................
#dbz#db#dragon ball z#dragon ball#son goku#son gohan#chichi#RIP users with weird dpi screens. Look at my evil flipnote screentones boy#my art
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no, girl im fine— I’m just crying over the gospel again
#GOD CHOSE TO SEND HIS SON TO SAVE AN UNWORTHY PEOPLE#JESUS CHRIST — GOD THE SON — CAME DOWN AND LIVED AMONGST AN EVIL HUMANITY#HE LIVED THE LIFE WE CAN’T#HE DIED THE DEATH WE DESERVE#HE BECAME OUR SIN FOR US#HE BORE THE WRATH THAT IS OURS#HE IS ALIVE#GOD THE FATHER LOVES US WITH THE SAME LOVE HE LOVES THE SON#JESUS SENT GOD THE HOLY SPIRIT TO INDWELL AND BE WITH US#WHEN HE COMES BACK GOD WILL LOOK AT ME AND MY EVIL THAT PUT JESUS ON THE CROSS#AND HE WILL SEE CHRIST’S OBEDIENCE#HE WILL SEE HIS SON’S RIGHTOUSNESS#THERE IS NOTHING ON EARTH OR IN HEAVEN THAT CAN CHANGE THAT#GOD SWORE BY HIS OWN NAME THAT HE WOULD SAVE A PEOPLE THAT HE DETERMINED BEFORE THE FOUNDATION OF THE WOLRD#NONE THAT THE FATHER GAVE TO CHRIST WILL HE LOSE#WE WILL DWELL WITH CHRIST FOR ETERNITY BECAUSE HE CHOSE US AND BOUGHT US AND CLOTHED US IN HIS RIGHTOUSNESS WHILE WE WERE STILL GOD HATERS#SOLI DEO GLORIA#gospel#reformed theology#theology#g.txt
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still on my pilot kick. anyways. worstie era!! ♡
#i think this whole thing is soooo silly#dhmis#my dhmis postings#dhmis duck#dhmis yellow guy#i think its very silly and SORRY! very IC that YG calls out duck in the pilot + that hes like fuck YOOOU abt it. sorry#i also think duck is for sure being evil. like he already is for one. for two. i think hes being very silly also#him and his goofy lil robot son... him and his horrible hat.. him and his vaguely gay key henchman.. hes so perfect#i didn't even TALK about the drilling bits into peoples heads to make them like him hes SOOOOOO perfect ♡♡♡#me art
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is someone else going to draw them like this or do i have to....
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ashley retrieval is really just babysitting in disguise
bonus sketches:
#resident evil#oc x canon#re oc#resident evil oc#oc#biohazard oc#biohazard#leon kennedy#leon scott kennedy#ashley graham#re4 remake#albert wesker#dbd wesker#resident evil wesker#luis serra#luis serra navarro#trying to get the hang of drawing everyones faces#ashley is so hard to draw for no reason#oh my god i forgot to colour a glove#oh well#leon taken against his will as jordans son?? little brother??#fengshuioc
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Funny idea for those “Cap adopts Kon Au’s” is that Baby Marvel gets thrown into the mix so now there’s also this actual baby getting adopted by a 14-15 year old and Kon’s there at 16 suddenly having a tiny baby brother
Anyway, funny idea beyond that is Lex seeing the mop of orange-red hair on the baby’s head somehow and wonders if a smaller clone of Supermans got out with too much of his DNA messing with the kid’s appearance (since Lex had that same kind of hair before he went bald)
So Lex is like “Oh, I have two genetic progeny’s now… this might be an issue”
Idk what I’m thinking with it, but I am rolling at the idea of Lex figuring out a teenager might be raising what he thinks are his kids*( kids; more in the way that there his property, bulk of his care comes from their use)
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#Billy would be upset he has to deal with a second mad scientist#Kon is just looking at his baby bro like ‘Do not become evil. I don’t need an evil brother again!#meanwhile the baby is making a teething toy out of his glasses#Lex: I demand my child Batson!#Cap holding baby marvel: This man is trying to steal my son!#Lex: What are y— (gets mobbed by Fawcitizens)#don’t even get me started on when Kon tried to take care of a babified Gaurdian#that dumb bit of comics in this au would’ve made Billy a 15 year old grandpa#shazam#billy batson#captain marvel adopts superboy au#kon el
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Every Boromir hater makes my enormous love for him grow stronger. Sorry you couldn't understand him, I get him tho and we're holding hands and the whole of Gondor is laughing at you
#lotr#boromir#tbh i think id actually have a good time chatting w a boromir hater if they knew and understood the material but still hated him#cuz most people who dislike this man do because of very shallow reasons#'he was upset looking down at narsil' one can only wonder why that has baggage for a gondorian and the stewards son#'he didnt accept aragorn at first' yea i bet when a dirty ass ranger claims the throne of a kingdom without having lived there#when your fam took care of it for several generations it doesnt feel super great and you Might be a bit upset and worried about it#'he tried to take the ring from frodo' despite disagreeing w the councils decision he still earnestly followed them to destroy the ring#and he only fell after weeks of traveling as the ring whispered to him threats of destruction#one that unlike the rest of the fellowship was already Actively happening and had been happening for a long time#you see ur cities fall and people die everyday as the 1st line of defense against ultimate evil and we tell you not to use a perfect weapon#while said weapon tells you yes it will fix everything just grab it go on boy#and echoes words your father has been pushing onto you all throughout#it feels like people just have no sympathy compassion or understanding for all he's gone through or for the power of the ring#deep breath. im ok#im normal about boromir and my heart doesnt shatter at every rewatch of his death#id have followed you my steward.
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