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had the most braindead repetitive conversation/argument with my parents. buzz cuts are too masculine but if you dye a design on it it become effeminate which is bad because then you look weak and if youre weak then society falls apart (all societies ever that have fallen apart for any reason are actually because of feminine men) and we start sacrificing babies. and also all mental illness is invented because only 4 people had anxiety in the 90s and covid was made up so that we would all become gay and trans and then the government can control us better and be joe biden's little sex slaves. and also i need to keep my hair long because my father finds it attractive. what
#lolaa.txt#what do i even tag this with . my mother wouldn't let me leave and i kept asking for sources and she kept saying 'i'm your mother!!!'#'i wouldnt lie to you!'#okay. say that to someone maybe who doesnt know you lie to them all the time.#its tiring going around in circles with her.my father is better because at least he admits when he doesnt have a reason for feeling some wa#also what got me. she said 'do you own research if you want!! but im right!!!'#yeahh not seeing anything about anything you just said. i think you made that up.#i have a theory that my mother secretly hates herself because she believes all women are weak and must serve strong men#and my father has so so much trauma and anxiety that he cant be that strong man#so now she feels like shes betraying her very biology when she has to step up.#and also because i am stronger than her now and my hair is long and far far denser than hers and i have a younger face#that she feels that im wasting my precious femininity that she could be using. does that make sense.#shes so miserable trapped in her idea of what makes a man and a woman what they are. once you stop caring about what makes someone somethin#you dont have to worry about anyone else.#im queer because i dont really feel that connection to biological and social ideas of gender that my parents seem to#never really have#im not gonna theorize 'ohh shed be happier nonbinary' or stuff like that because it is up to you and you alone to define who you are#if you spend your whole life trying to fit a box for the sake of fitting the box#then when would you have any space for self discovery#youve invented personality traits to go along with your box. now you can never ever change or grow as a person. congrats#and you know what? one day she will die. and that will be the end of that.#and i will live and i will probably shave my head a thousand times. and come up with new names#and new ways to be a better person that makes me feel happy#and i will dress like a boy because its all made up anyways. who cares.#and if you care? that much about what im wearing or how i look?#then thats your problem and i wont be responsible to maintain your happiness.#SORRY RANT OVER.#im just so flabbergasted. what a sad life someone can lead poisoned by jealously and reactive rhetoric.#tw homophobia#tw transphobes
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finally watching house md in order instead of whatever random episodes my friends force me to watch and. wow. the mouse bites meme is. so accurate? why is wilson just Always There. "I too am in this episode!" YES DIVA WE KNOW WHY DO YOU KEEP SHOWING UP DONT YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO????
#wilson you messy gay bitch you love the drama dont you.#ugh hes so awesome#house md#james wilson#gregory house#hilson#i mean if i worked in the damn hospital i would also probably use house as entertainment i cant lie#i just wouldnt be like. a fucjing faggot about it LMAAOOOOO
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Day 16: Forbidden (frosting)
#inktobertale2024#actually forbidden frosting#HAVE YOU SEEN HEAVY TEXTURE ACRYLIC PAINT?????#THAT STUFF LOOKS LIKE FROSTING#like no joke id eat that by accident if it didnt smell like paint#look it up#look up heavy texture acrylic paint and tell me you wouldnt eat that#its impossible#i think ink would eat the shit outta that no lie#hed stash tubs of it around his house so he has easy access to a quick snack#imagine if error came in and saw a sandwich with brown acrylic spread on bread#and he was hungry so he quickly ate it and spat it out after the paint taste hit him#brown acrylic paint looks like nutella#anyway im done yapping#ink sans#traditional#digitally colored and edited tho#lineart done with a dip pen
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#what if i just never emotionally recovered from this . wouldnt that be something#star wars#sw rots#revenge of the sith#rots novelization#anakin skywalker#darth vader#you know what. it's the fact that after everything that has happened anakin still chooses to stay with sidious#even after he knows all he's ever done is lie to him. is use him. is be yet another person on a list of people#who've only ever wanted him for his power#anakin HATES sidious by this point. he despises him. he wants him dead. and yet he stays#because he has no reason not to#he's destroyed everything and everyone who he's ever loved and has loved him in return#and as twisted as it is.. sidious is all he has left now. sidious and all of his anger and all of his terrible grief#so he stays . because he has no reason to leave#and it's not until rotj that anakin finds himself faced with a choice which isn't really a choice at all#because from the moment he realised luke would never join him in overthrowing sidious and ruling the empire#there was only ever one decision anakin could make#because in that moment he looked upon the last reminder of the love that existed once between him and padme and he found his reason#to finally break the cycle of violence#he couldn't kill luke because he loved him ! even among all the anger and pain and regret. anakin loved his son#and just as anakin's love drove him to the dark so too did it help guide him to the light#whatever. this novel destroyed me. gonna have 'this is how it feels to be anakin skywalker forever' on my mind for 3-5 business days
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the sudden shift from the piltover and zaun class divide to like... scientist jesus was so fucking weird too. like can we get back to the class warfare please. that was legit compelling
YESSS LIKE??? i really thought that the caitvi setup was going to be a vessel to talk about that very obvious class divide. we have one half of a relationship who is a literal full-blooded aristocrat who very rarely had to think about let alone interact with the undercity and the other half who is a member of this social underclass, grew up in poverty, and was constantly hyperaware of the class divide. I really thought that that was going to be the purpose of viktor and jayce, to highlight and expand upon that class divide as the conflict heightened in season 2. they both fit niches that no other characters occupied--jayce as a member of the middle class desperate to cling to the aristocratic status he managed to claim, and viktor as a member of the underclass elevated to aristocratic status because of his perceived exceptionalism but still hyperaware of the fact that he does not belong. as far as i'm concerned, that was the INFINITELY more interesting thing to focus on irt them instead of like. viktor becoming obsessed with curing his disability via magic. what the hell man
#and like i know they had to go there because they are league of legends characters or what the fuck ever but.#there are just. so many ways they could've gotten there that wouldnt have completely ignored the class struggle setup of s1#you see the vision. UGH#sorry i know i said i'd stop but we all knew that was a lie#asks
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This sat in my notebook for like a month, dont judge me idk what demon possesed me.
#the secret saturdays#secret saturdays#drew saturday#doc saturday#rebecca holiday#agent six#generator rex#gen rex#IDK I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY#DONT JUDGE ME#but you cant say this wouldnt happen#six strikes me as a guy who likes to be dominated sorry not sorry#also look at drew and tell me shes not bi. you cant lie to me 😤#i put off my nap for this im going to sleep#BUT IT MAKES SENSE-#gets shot by a sniper for being right
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*Watch what happens when I cast a spell I don't know!
Merry Krismas! :)
#deltarune#pixel art#my art#noelle deltarune#berdly#...sort of#spamton#...also sort of#utdr fanart#snowgrave#weird route#once again not sure if this needs a blood warning or not#tell me if you think it does#speaking of the blood#i'm of the belief that monsters still don't bleed in deltarune#but it wouldnt have the same effect if i used white dust#so please suspend your disbelief#honestly really happy with how this one came out#wasnt even planning on doing anything for christmas this year#I've been way too tired for a week or so and only just recovered yesterday#but i had energy and a vague idea of something cool#next thing i knew id been doing nothing but working on this for 10 hours straight#(with occasional 10 minute breaks to walk around of course)#yeah i somehow did this in one day#no clue how#anyway im gonna stop rambling and lie down#merry christmas
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It actually does crack me up how much of a TANK Magneto is vs literally anyone else. Like next to Charles it just looks unfair cause Charles is like, a Regular Guy with good genes who hits the gym, but then you check out Erik and it's like...where did they build you, dude. German excellence in German engineering I guess. I know he's built like a brick shithouse for the sole purpose of being able to physically back up all the shit he says. I remember the Vengeance comics where his powers were temporarily removed and he panicked for all of a second before he started throwing hands and was like 'I DON'T NEED POWERS TO BEAT YOU'. See also Axis, when he killed Red Skull. Prelude to Age of Apocalypse, the bar fight. Like he genuinely just enjoys punching people sometimes. World's most yoked 60+ year old. Subject of all those 'please stop praying for my grandpa he's gotten too strong' memes.
thinkin bout big-fuck-off-unit magneto the only thing keepin me goin rn i love it whenever he's drawn wide as hell. like is it cause you stick magnets on fridges you gotta be built like one im CRYING
#snap chats#guys im so smad rn my stupid presentation file wouldnt render quick enough and i couldnt upload my assignment on time#trying so hard not to crumble and throw up and cry and im sure if i think of built-like-a-shithouse magneto hard enough ill be ok#magneto dont get to do it much but when he gets to punch people with his fists i do a lil cheer i cannot lie#like you may as well been hit with a truck idc id get folded like an omelette
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Idk if someone's done this
#mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#jimmy when i catch you when i catch you jimmy#jimmy makes me so mad i got overwhelmed earlier and had to lie down so i wouldnt fall over#ignore my bad handwriting
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feeling like a lot of ppl who hate kant are forgetting that hes being legit blackmailed by the police into doing all this. he clearly wouldnt ordinarily do smth like this (think of james' account of kants kindness), but whats worse?? helping put hitmen behind bars (despite coming to care for one of them) or going to prison himself and leaving babe all alone to fend for himself? what happens to babe if kant is gone? we already know that kant is willing to resort to theft for babe's sake. he would do anything to protect babe, and the lengths hed go thru to do so are what makes his character so compelling
#the heart killers#and id also like u to ask yourself--#what lengths do you think bison would go to to protect fadel if he had to?#you think he wouldnt lie cheat or steal? even kill?#its kants care for his brother that ingratiates him with BOTH bison and fadel!!#and i believe this is why when it comes down to it#after the truth is revealed (and a period of drama) bisom will ultimately forgive kant for deceiving him#yall kant isnt even my fave character but i am 100% a kant defender
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garden, where memories are
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#undertale#undertale yellow#uty#uty au#uty clover#premaposting#if you dont like pressing links the tldr is that flowey fumbles and clover escapes his subconcious long enough to adventure it#i like to think the last 2 party members need to be convinced to join clover as theyre initially hostile#this area could be between the 2nd and 3rd pillar#I like to think this area is very warm and enemies are rather trivial just in abundance#and then theres that one ohko'er#im not making it buttercup themed istg <- lie#the flowers are barely recognizable except the golden flowers#which meroyah tries to pick out as theyre weeds#yeah thats their name. totally not memory and common neutral suffix#i have this idea where after they come to join clovers cause they invite everyone in their house#and then they make a pie and de is like “wait a minute why is it buttercups clover cant eat this”#and mero is like “if you keep making them i wont forget what started all of this.”#“if we didnt fumble this they couldve never known and that wouldve stopped them from eating them. right.”#mero isnt just memories but guilt. survivor guilt possibly#if x didnt happen then somewhat related y wouldnt happen right?#utysd#meroyah#desriel
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you're in love when you see the colours of the sky in their eyes
#trying colouring inbetween the suffering(tm) w/ my silly comics featuring them#im so fucking done i cant stand these two bitches anymore#its at least 5 more pages and that wouldnt even be the culmination AAAAAHHHHH#'it's gonna be a quick comic' she said 'it won't take long' she declared while the comic took her as for now almost a month#i hate drawing [continues to draw constantly]#i love the colours but oh what a pain it is to colour#<-lie#anyway. how are you#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#v2 ultrakill#gabv2el#gabriel/v2
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Aang: Sooooo, who are you again? Kuruk: I'm Avatar Kuruk, the Water Avatar that came after Yangchen and before Kyoshi. Aang: Mmmm hmmm. And what did you do? Kuruk, sweating: Uhhhhhh not a lot. Aang: Really? What was your biggest accomplishment then? Kuruk: Being the baby girl who was lucky to be born between two big boss mommies? Kyoshi: Don't ever call me that again. Or I swear to Raava, you will wish Father Glowworm finished you off. Yangchen: Kuruk, that better not be sexually charged at us. Kuruk: Of course not big boss air mommy. I mean it only in the most respectful way. u_u Yangchen: Fiiiiiiiiiiine, carry on. Kyoshi: No I don't "carry on!" I don't fucking care if it is or isn't suppose to be taken like that, or how true it is, don't fucking call me that again!
#Aang: this is weird#Kyoshi: YC shuuuut up! you're just sweet on waterbenders#yangchen: hate the game not the player u_u Plus you wouldnt be complaining if Rangi was the one who called you that#kyoshi: there is a very big difference between rangi calling me that and Kuruk calling me that#kyoshi: I already have mental damage from the both of you dont add to it!#yangchen: you exaggerate#kyoshi: oh yeah? so it wouldn't make you feel any different if kavik called you that vs kuruk calling you that#yangchen: .......................#Yangchen: i plead the fifth#kyoshi: oh yeah fucking FIGURED!#chronicles of the avatar#rise of kyoshi#shadow of kyoshi#dawn of yangchen#legacy of yangchen#atla#avatar the last airbender#aang#kyoshi#yangchen#kuruk#don't lie kuruk just tell aang the truth!!! TT0TT#kuruk and kyoshi are like yangchen's children u_u#kyoshi wants to kill her older brother half the time TT0TT#kyoshi woke up violent today u_u#kuruk deserves to be the baby girl uwu YC and Kyoshi will fix the human world you relax sweetie
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okay but how did kh2 sora fuckin /survive/ his reunion with riku, howd he survive having fuckin KH2 RIKU fuckin smiling at him all the damn time??? physically. how. god
#soriku#soriku spam#its 2am#yup this is about the flustered sora scene#bc wtf#like can you tell me#y'all wouldnt faint on the spot#riku was so gorgeous i rly don't understand how sora stayed standing no lie#2am rambles#whyyy is that a tag
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i feel like almost everything in utena has sort of already been extensively discussed in the last two (almost three) decades of utena's existence (not that there aren't new interpretations to be made, there always are) besides black rose arc (mikage+mamiya+tokiko). which is why they're so much fun to think about. i think the need to read between the lines makes it unfortunately easy to misunderstand or look past obvious stuff if you don't pay attention, but to me it's always been really obvious that mikage's arc is a literal representation of the erasure of queerness in ohtori (society?) by akio/everything he represents. and that's so fucking tragic! nemuro was never able to find a name for his desires. he lived and died as a puppet in the shadows.
#rgu#i think sadly that trigger warning list that people always passed around kind of stunted discussion bc of the assumptions it made#like. i think its okay to say that mikage/nemuro was always in love with mamiya and not tokiko#not that its impossible to interpret him as bisexual (similar to how people see utena as bisexual)#but his love for mamiya is what changed his life (same for utena/her meeting anthy)#one scene i never see people bring up is how#at one point mikage says that attaining eternity wouldn't even make 'her' happy#and then akio questions '''her'' you say?'#the only reason mikage thinks attaining eternity wouldnt even make 'her' i.e 'tokiko' happy is because he just had a conversation#with mamiya where he admitted the whole endeavor was making him unhappy#if anything it would have made tokiko happy to attain eternity and forever preserve her brother like a dead flower#which is what akio does with anthy! so fucked!#ALSO another thing#is that mikage sees utena as tokiko returned#just like how utena meets 'dios' - returned as akio#he claims he will finally beat tokiko - in this place (the dueling arena) - which is kind of foreshadowing utena fighting akio?????#anthy!mamiya says to mikage in the black rose musical:#“You can’t win against her. You will eternally lose to my sister who dwells in your memories.”#or “You will never beat my sister; who dwells in your memories.” in the nozomient translation#which makes so much sense because anthy couldn't believe utena could win against akio either#god i could literally keep going#by read between the lines i mean like how akio actively tries to lie to the audience by saying things like#'mamiya was created for you out of your lingering attachment to tokiko'#of course nemuro/mikage being gay isn't all there is to him bc like always everything in utena has 1000 layers#really love the general theme of becoming static and unchanged forever bc of our attachment to nostalgia/memories/eternity#(re: can't grow up)#tho in mikages case he is literally just a ghost summoned by akio. which the utena sega saturn vn confirms#also definitely people talk about black rose arc (i.e me right now) but i feel like the majority of the fandom kind of side steps it#on tumblr specifically at least?? im not on the fansite forums or discord#rgu meta
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im really normal about them <- lie
#ace attorney#mia fey#diego armando#miego#lorillee.png#THATS RIGHT BABY. AFTER -um . hold on. *checks notes* - SIX MONTHS. LORILLEE IS BACK WITH PHOTOSHOP ART 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥#every now and again i like to put effort into something just to remind everybody that i can actually draw#well i say that but to be honest i put a lot of effort into those ms paint ''diego fey REAL'' doodles#but half of that is just because humans are a . something. to draw. and urban backgrounds are my worst nemesis#and also trying to work with ms paint to like slightly transform things is an incredible pain in the behind#anyways. yeagh 😎👍 behold the power of miego. getting me to actually finish something in photoshop for the first time in months#anyways. ive discovered the secret to getting me to draw stuff on photoshop. prepare yourselves accordingly#what i need to do is sketch & line something in ms paint. and then directly trace it over into photoshop#and then i can go ham#see because the reason i never did this before was because i would sketch things in ms paint#and try to line them in photoshop and it simply Wouldnt Work.#so i had assumed that if i wanted to draw in photoshop id have to sketch in it first. yknow. which i cannot do for some reason#something about the way the pen feels and the . its like the smoothing setting is on even when its on 0 percent. you know. anyways#but with this one i drew mia in ms paint as per usual . and i wanted to mess around with color & light#and i triedddd to do it in ms paint but unfortunately as you can probably imagine. doing stuff like this without layer filters#can get a little difficult. if you know what youre doing its obviously going to be easier but that being said i do not#when i pick colors i am literlaly just wildly guessing 😭🙏 which is fine for more straightforward coloring/shading#but not quite here. which is why i wanted to take a stab at it in the first place#so anyways i was like FINE WHATEVER and tried tracing the lineart in photoshop so i could take a stab at coloring in there#and i was . enlightened. (no pun intended). it WORKS#so anyways . you may actually be able to expect. some photoshop art from me#well ok thats a lie never expect art from me. but we can all dream together#anyways they really are the star-crossed doomed by the narrative romance ever. everything to me
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