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mithomite · 7 months ago

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had the most braindead repetitive conversation/argument with my parents. buzz cuts are too masculine but if you dye a design on it it become effeminate which is bad because then you look weak and if youre weak then society falls apart (all societies ever that have fallen apart for any reason are actually because of feminine men) and we start sacrificing babies. and also all mental illness is invented because only 4 people had anxiety in the 90s and covid was made up so that we would all become gay and trans and then the government can control us better and be joe biden's little sex slaves. and also i need to keep my hair long because my father finds it attractive. what

#lolaa.txt #what do i even tag this with . my mother wouldn't let me leave and i kept asking for sources and she kept saying 'i'm your mother!!!'#'i wouldnt lie to you!'#okay. say that to someone maybe who doesnt know you lie to them all the time.#its tiring going around in circles with her.my father is better because at least he admits when he doesnt have a reason for feeling some wa #also what got me. she said 'do you own research if you want!! but im right!!!'#yeahh not seeing anything about anything you just said. i think you made that up.#i have a theory that my mother secretly hates herself because she believes all women are weak and must serve strong men #and my father has so so much trauma and anxiety that he cant be that strong man #so now she feels like shes betraying her very biology when she has to step up.#and also because i am stronger than her now and my hair is long and far far denser than hers and i have a younger face #that she feels that im wasting my precious femininity that she could be using. does that make sense.#shes so miserable trapped in her idea of what makes a man and a woman what they are. once you stop caring about what makes someone somethin #you dont have to worry about anyone else.#im queer because i dont really feel that connection to biological and social ideas of gender that my parents seem to #never really have #im not gonna theorize 'ohh shed be happier nonbinary' or stuff like that because it is up to you and you alone to define who you are #if you spend your whole life trying to fit a box for the sake of fitting the box #then when would you have any space for self discovery #youve invented personality traits to go along with your box. now you can never ever change or grow as a person. congrats #and you know what? one day she will die. and that will be the end of that.#and i will live and i will probably shave my head a thousand times. and come up with new names #and new ways to be a better person that makes me feel happy #and i will dress like a boy because its all made up anyways. who cares.#and if you care? that much about what im wearing or how i look?#then thats your problem and i wont be responsible to maintain your happiness.#SORRY RANT OVER.#im just so flabbergasted. what a sad life someone can lead poisoned by jealously and reactive rhetoric.#tw homophobia #tw transphobes

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froglover7789 · 8 days ago

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finally watching house md in order instead of whatever random episodes my friends force me to watch and. wow. the mouse bites meme is. so accurate? why is wilson just Always There. "I too am in this episode!" YES DIVA WE KNOW WHY DO YOU KEEP SHOWING UP DONT YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO????

#wilson you messy gay bitch you love the drama dont you.#ugh hes so awesome #house md #james wilson #gregory house #hilson #i mean if i worked in the damn hospital i would also probably use house as entertainment i cant lie #i just wouldnt be like. a fucjing faggot about it LMAAOOOOO

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inkz123 · 29 days ago

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Day 16: Forbidden (frosting)

#inktobertale2024 #actually forbidden frosting #HAVE YOU SEEN HEAVY TEXTURE ACRYLIC PAINT?????#THAT STUFF LOOKS LIKE FROSTING #like no joke id eat that by accident if it didnt smell like paint #look it up #look up heavy texture acrylic paint and tell me you wouldnt eat that #its impossible #i think ink would eat the shit outta that no lie #hed stash tubs of it around his house so he has easy access to a quick snack #imagine if error came in and saw a sandwich with brown acrylic spread on bread #and he was hungry so he quickly ate it and spat it out after the paint taste hit him #brown acrylic paint looks like nutella #anyway im done yapping #ink sans #traditional #digitally colored and edited tho #lineart done with a dip pen

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currentlyonstandbi · 1 year ago

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#what if i just never emotionally recovered from this . wouldnt that be something #star wars #sw rots #revenge of the sith #rots novelization #anakin skywalker #darth vader #you know what. it's the fact that after everything that has happened anakin still chooses to stay with sidious #even after he knows all he's ever done is lie to him. is use him. is be yet another person on a list of people #who've only ever wanted him for his power #anakin HATES sidious by this point. he despises him. he wants him dead. and yet he stays #because he has no reason not to #he's destroyed everything and everyone who he's ever loved and has loved him in return #and as twisted as it is.. sidious is all he has left now. sidious and all of his anger and all of his terrible grief #so he stays . because he has no reason to leave #and it's not until rotj that anakin finds himself faced with a choice which isn't really a choice at all #because from the moment he realised luke would never join him in overthrowing sidious and ruling the empire #there was only ever one decision anakin could make #because in that moment he looked upon the last reminder of the love that existed once between him and padme and he found his reason #to finally break the cycle of violence #he couldn't kill luke because he loved him ! even among all the anger and pain and regret. anakin loved his son #and just as anakin's love drove him to the dark so too did it help guide him to the light #whatever. this novel destroyed me. gonna have 'this is how it feels to be anakin skywalker forever' on my mind for 3-5 business days

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xxplastic-cubexx · 19 days ago

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It actually does crack me up how much of a TANK Magneto is vs literally anyone else. Like next to Charles it just looks unfair cause Charles is like, a Regular Guy with good genes who hits the gym, but then you check out Erik and it's like...where did they build you, dude. German excellence in German engineering I guess. I know he's built like a brick shithouse for the sole purpose of being able to physically back up all the shit he says. I remember the Vengeance comics where his powers were temporarily removed and he panicked for all of a second before he started throwing hands and was like 'I DON'T NEED POWERS TO BEAT YOU'. See also Axis, when he killed Red Skull. Prelude to Age of Apocalypse, the bar fight. Like he genuinely just enjoys punching people sometimes. World's most yoked 60+ year old. Subject of all those 'please stop praying for my grandpa he's gotten too strong' memes.

thinkin bout big-fuck-off-unit magneto the only thing keepin me goin rn i love it whenever he's drawn wide as hell. like is it cause you stick magnets on fridges you gotta be built like one im CRYING

#snap chats #guys im so smad rn my stupid presentation file wouldnt render quick enough and i couldnt upload my assignment on time #trying so hard not to crumble and throw up and cry and im sure if i think of built-like-a-shithouse magneto hard enough ill be ok #magneto dont get to do it much but when he gets to punch people with his fists i do a lil cheer i cannot lie #like you may as well been hit with a truck idc id get folded like an omelette

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im-an-insane-man-lover · 26 days ago

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Idk if someone's done this

#mouthwashing #jimmy mouthwashing #jimmy when i catch you when i catch you jimmy #jimmy makes me so mad i got overwhelmed earlier and had to lie down so i wouldnt fall over #ignore my bad handwriting

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fernsensei · 1 year ago

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you're in love when you see the colours of the sky in their eyes

#trying colouring inbetween the suffering(tm) w/ my silly comics featuring them #im so fucking done i cant stand these two bitches anymore #its at least 5 more pages and that wouldnt even be the culmination AAAAAHHHHH #'it's gonna be a quick comic' she said 'it won't take long' she declared while the comic took her as for now almost a month #i hate drawing [continues to draw constantly]#i love the colours but oh what a pain it is to colour #<-lie #anyway. how are you #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v2 ultrakill #gabv2el #gabriel/v2

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whyarewecalledtheshipname · 8 months ago

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okay but how did kh2 sora fuckin /survive/ his reunion with riku, howd he survive having fuckin KH2 RIKU fuckin smiling at him all the damn time??? physically. how. god

#soriku #soriku spam #its 2am #yup this is about the flustered sora scene #bc wtf #like can you tell me #y'all wouldnt faint on the spot #riku was so gorgeous i rly don't understand how sora stayed standing no lie #2am rambles #whyyy is that a tag

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civilization-illstayrighthere · 2 years ago

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do you ever think about how johnny silverhand served in the second central american conflict and deserted and came back home to a public that was openly and viciously blaming deserters for the dissolution of the united states instead of the gang of four and corporations that led to the country’s demise and so he released a solo album called sins of your brothers that detailed the horrific treatment of soldiers from being given hard psychoactive drugs to untested military-grade chrome that caused cyberpsychosis and with its release swayed the public opinion into realizing that the veterans themselves and especially the deserters were not to blame and then johnny dies in the tower and then fifty years later in sixth street territory especially you can overhear night city NPCs talk about how much they hate the deserters of the unification war and that everything johnny sang and fought and died for was all for nothing or are you normal.

#johnny silverhand #cp 2077 #cyberpunk 2077 #cbp2077 #cbp 2077 #cp2077 #cyberpunk 2020 #come. take my hand. we are going to analyze the lore of cyberpunk together.#listen. i love fandom. i love to ship things too! but sometimes i wish. we could go a little deeper. you know.#dont u wanna lie in your bed kicking your legs #thinking about the Vietnam parallels and the rise of the traumatized soldier figure in that wake in media from the late 80s onward #wouldnt you like to have a lively back and forth debate about how silverhand as representation of that figure #has changed in the face of the gulf wars and more recent conflicts and—#wait why are you walking away come back

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triglycercule · 10 days ago

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hhhhidea...,,,, CUTE idea (kinda?) dust reading to phantom papyrus during night to lull him to sleep,,,, but really its just a way for him to pretend that everythings not really that shit (as if phantom paps isn't just dust's denial incarnate) and to help him NOT wake up because of a nightmare again or something

(and just because i can't resist now im imagining this with mtt. not that dust stopped reading to paps in place of killer and horror (because he wouldnt he simply wouldn't) but now the two join them for storytime. horror knocks out pretty damn fast and eventually dust falls asleep too after he makes sure that paps is satisfied with the amount he read and then killer's just left to sit there. maybe he tries to fall asleep maybe he doesn't,,,, maybe he picks up the book and continues reading but EITHERWAY,,,,,, this scene in my head so 💥💥💥😇😇😇)

#sweet soft mtt taking OVER triglycercule's brain has been invaded with them.........#horror probably sleeps like a rock man. dust is a very very very light sleeper. killer doesn't sleep at all and when he does #its just like that half asleep state. better than nothing tho....... those weeks of not sleeping probably leads to the most delicious naps #now in an ideal world killer learns to get a proper sleep schedule even if he can't feel his exhaustion #however in MY mtt dominated world killer doesn't fix his sleep habits and instead just takes a shitton of naps everywhere #they killerfied the house (made everything softer to sleep on) and killer always has 2 walking pillows to sleep on #sure he might not get 8 hours of sleep like during night. but he got that over the day so its ok TRUSY #this surely wont have any bad side effects but whatever its the mtt since when do they care about PROPER habits. if it works it works #ik i aaaaalways say hrkl wouldn't like phantom paps and find it weird but also now im considering #like. them being jealous of dust for always having kinda papyrus with him #like damn..... horror fucked up his brother permanently. he will never get the old paps back #and killer doesnt want to see his papyrus again because then he thinks hell just ruin everything again #but dust gets to talk and laugh and joke with his paps all the time!!! he got it better than them and thats just cus he hallucinates!!!! wt #i mean phantom paps isnt a 1:1 version of papyrus but hes close enough in my eyes #another idea....... horror (and maybe killer if he warms up to it) hanging out with dust JUST to talk to phantom paps #dust could easily just lie about what phantom paps says (although unless he had a reason he wouldnt risk upsetting paps like that methinks)#but theres something there. something something toxic mttpoly dynamic or whatever idc man. im in the mood for FLUFF!!!!!!!!!!#i think it would be funny if phantom paps says dusts deepest thoughts about hrkl. and then if he wants to say it dust has to filter it a LO #they could be sitting near killer and phantom paps would provide a detailed description of why killer has the mannerisms of a cat #and then dust would (hesitantly) agree to everything paps said (he was thinking it too) but when killer looks back at him #(he's been staring at killer for the past 10 minutes to see if what paps said was right) dust just says like. you remind me of a cat #OR BETTER YET he doesn't wanna admit that he thought of that so he just says paps says you remind him of a cat #insert horror version of this moment here. and killer quickly realizes that dust's just using papyrus as an excuse for why he says stuff #like that sometimes. horror just thinks dust's a weirdo freak (but unlike killer he takes the little observations to heart. loser)#killer sans #horror sans #dust sans #murder time trio #utmv #tricule hc

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lemongogo · 2 months ago

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#ran out of tags LOLLLL #and then .at least on fords end . be able to witness the moment of collapse . in which all his ‘righteous’ feelings r sucked out like a #vacuum or some star collapsing on itself bc not only is he like . having to come to terms w his own flaws #and the insidious like . stomach churning guilt associated w that but also the panic and fear (realized #w the portal or bills deception) into looking outwards and having that silent ‘oh’ moment where its like yeah #thats why he left . why wouldnt he #GRAAAAA LIKE I WANT DESTRUCTIONNN I WANT THINGS 2 FALL DOWN SO HE CAN FINALLY REBUILDDD #let me innn😭😭😭😭💥let me in to the self reflection those thirty years😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥#who did you meet that reminded you of himm😭😭😭who wronged u in similar ways who gave u a reason to be betterrr whoo what did you see #and when you finally came back what did u FEEEL .. and dont lie and say there wasnt that wisp of nostalgia laced arnd ur heart #girl…..talk to me focus on me u know me u know these things #stanford pines #gravity falls #sry for taggingn these i need it for my own blog i prmmy i need to reference this . i will #ok im back bc i read fords end snd i want to rip my hair out bc fiddleford has such good ‘collapse’ imagery too #like we liteally got the soc of the blind eye videos . HIS DOCUMENTSRYYY #oohhhits rly over for us (me) now (and stanford and fiddleford.and stanley bc i feel bad excluding him💔)#only talking ab ford bc i need a reason to connect it to stan bc im sick in tbe brain and i need the familial conflict aspect too #but fidds .. ur misery does not go unnoticed by me ‼️#anyways. ik i said idc if they didnt get back together but the beauty of multiplicity is also liking the idea #HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHlike whenb im over the conflict im like dude they went through so much tgether it must be nice to find urself in the #familiarity again. uugughh.AUUUH./

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sillyfudgemonkeys · 3 months ago

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Aang: Sooooo, who are you again? Kuruk: I'm Avatar Kuruk, the Water Avatar that came after Yangchen and before Kyoshi. Aang: Mmmm hmmm. And what did you do? Kuruk, sweating: Uhhhhhh not a lot. Aang: Really? What was your biggest accomplishment then? Kuruk: Being the baby girl who was lucky to be born between two big boss mommies? Kyoshi: Don't ever call me that again. Or I swear to Raava, you will wish Father Glowworm finished you off. Yangchen: Kuruk, that better not be sexually charged at us. Kuruk: Of course not big boss air mommy. I mean it only in the most respectful way. u_u Yangchen: Fiiiiiiiiiiine, carry on. Kyoshi: No I don't "carry on!" I don't fucking care if it is or isn't suppose to be taken like that, or how true it is, don't fucking call me that again!

#Aang: this is weird #Kyoshi: YC shuuuut up! you're just sweet on waterbenders #yangchen: hate the game not the player u_u Plus you wouldnt be complaining if Rangi was the one who called you that #kyoshi: there is a very big difference between rangi calling me that and Kuruk calling me that #kyoshi: I already have mental damage from the both of you dont add to it!#yangchen: you exaggerate #kyoshi: oh yeah? so it wouldn't make you feel any different if kavik called you that vs kuruk calling you that #yangchen: .......................#Yangchen: i plead the fifth #kyoshi: oh yeah fucking FIGURED!#chronicles of the avatar #rise of kyoshi #shadow of kyoshi #dawn of yangchen #legacy of yangchen #atla #avatar the last airbender #aang #kyoshi #yangchen #kuruk #don't lie kuruk just tell aang the truth!!! TT0TT #kuruk and kyoshi are like yangchen's children u_u #kyoshi wants to kill her older brother half the time TT0TT #kyoshi woke up violent today u_u #kuruk deserves to be the baby girl uwu YC and Kyoshi will fix the human world you relax sweetie

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mistyscenter · 4 months ago

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Let me bitch and moan before posting positivity for a sec because Derek DLC doesn't make you feel like you're cheating on Cove if you're dating him because Derek is actually yours and Cove's friend so spending time with him and crashing to his place doesn't feel weird if you do a platonic route. Which is not the same for Baxter DLC because WDYM I CRASH TO BAXTER'S PLACE AFTER INTERACTING WITH HIM FOR 3 DAYS AFTER 5 YEARS HE GHOSTED ME WHAT THE FUCK-