#'griffin is dani cute'

[raccoonnutella13]

i love taz amnesty so much it makes me ill

[earthstellar]

what are some other nice moments from Rescue bots?

This show is loaded with them!!! :)

Here we go, some nice moments in Rescue Bots!!

I'm going to write this with the assumption that some people reading this may not have ever seen Rescue Bots or might only be somewhat familiar, as I realise the target audience skews much younger than most Transformers media does, so I'm not 100% sure how popular it was outside of that demographic in total.

Off the top of my head:

-There is an in-universe VR game called Element Quest that has a couple really good episodes, the design is cute and there are tons of meme references. Blades, at one point, goes "I used to like video games. Then I took an arrow to the knee." LOL

-I think it's cool how they actually do tie in their continuity with TFP's continuity. For example, "What Rises Above" (RB) canonically comes before "Nemesis Prime" (TFP), and this is directly referenced in the dialogue in TFP when Optimus says that he is late arriving to the base as he was exploring an underground energon deposit-- This is the deposit he explores with the Rescue Bots.

-THERE IS A MUSICAL EPISODE. IT IS EXTREMELY GOOD

-Woodrow Burns, the Chief's brother, is kind of an idiot asshole, although he's not actively malicious. But he is great with the kids and for whatever reason the only thing I can ever remember about this character is when he goes up to Cody after it's been a long time since he saw him last and says "You've grown a whole foot since the last time I saw you-- Now you'll need three socks!" IDK I just think that's a real cute dad joke thing to say to a little kid lol :')

-There is an episode where they explore the local folklore of Griffin Rock, and TL;DR the local lore is that their island is where literal griffins used to nest seasonally. So throughout the episode, there's this kind of vibe of "OK are these electrical magnetic pulses or whatever like a science problem or a magic problem" and it's actually a very cute and fun vibe, especially since Cody is talking about the lore in the first place as part of his work towards a Scouts badge and Blades is very cute in this episode, the bots are all like "okay magic isn't real but uhhh what if magic's real?" for a minute and it's great :')

-Doc Greene/Green creates a ton of fun science devices throughout the show, but the names of some are just so doofy and fun. I love the "Torna-Don't", which is a thing designed to dispel tornados. Of course. lmao

-All the weird small town local events are also very silly and cute, and weirdly realistic for those of us who are familiar with this kind of local event thing, lmao. One of my favourite concepts is one of what seems to be several crawdad-related festivals, in which there is apparently a televised crawdad race. It's a bunch of shrimps put on a tiny racetrack, like Olympic runners. LOL

-At one point, Blurr shows up, and when the Rescue Bots are trying to acclimate him to working with humans, Chase is like "Humans seem to have two genders, which are defined by how many cooties they have." This implies that as far as the Rescue Bots are aware, 1) cooties are real and 2) human gender is defined solely by how many cooties a person has, and not by anything else, thus leaving their understanding of human gender fairly open (and it is also clear they have solely learned about gender from young kids in a small town which is likely why they state there are two genders but then make it clear that gender is a cooties thing and not an inherently physical thing, which makes sense in context and is kind of great because it gives more leeway for gender diversity than I expected) and I love this a lot. What is human gender? Cooties. That's all. So someone with a particularly high number of cooties could be another gender altogether, because why not?

-There is a body swap episode, which treats us to Blades in Dani's body trying on dresses in her room. He picks an orange and white one, which matches his paint job. I also love this a lot.

-Heatwave is gruff as hell especially at the start of the series and constantly starts shit or perpetuates shit with Kade, which is super funny. Just this centuries old Cybertronian fucking with this doofus boy who keeps leaving donuts in his cab. God dammit Kade, lmao.

-There is an episode where Cody is aged up via Science Device, and we get to see an older Cody, who more closely resembles his father than his older brother does. It's cute that he'll look like his dad when he's older. :')

During this episode, he assists in a rescue, and the girl his brother has a crush on tries to hit on him, but he clearly doesn't get what's happening and thinks it's icky because of course he does, he's a kid. I just think this scene is handled well and it's cute that his reaction to being hit on is still "ewww girls" but his brother is still absolutely pissed off about it anyway LMAO like jesus Kade, relax

-Kade's mostly an asshole but he's shown to be a really good rescuer who genuinely cares about people, and he has moments where he really comes through for his family and realises on his own that he should shut up and back down on his bullshit, thus making him a better developed and more realistic asshole brother character than 99% of asshole brother characters in most shows. I think this is pretty solid because it does lead to effective character development here and there, and it makes his positive moments with his family and the bots that much nicer. :)

-Cody is such a good kid. He is often willing to give people or ideas a chance when nobody else will, and even though he's too young to actively participate in most missions, he stays involved by helping at their dispatch centre. He's a smart little dude, who has a lot of heart and a ton of potential. One of the few child characters in anything that I actually like, because I think they write him extremely well: He is young, but he is not stupid. He is not treated like an accessory or like the property of his family, he's his own person with a distinct personality within his family, with a reasonable amount of autonomy. And he's a person who is still learning and has valuable contributions while also needing guidance or support at times. 10/10

-Dani gradually gets better at helping Blades deal with his flight anxiety (and sticks up for him when the others might mock him a little for it), and this is not only inherently very nice and cute, but it also makes a lot of sense as she is a first responder/medic and we see her offer the same reassurances towards the people she helps to rescue.

-The writing for the Burns Family in general is some of the best family group character writing in anything tbh, they handle the family dynamic so well in this show, and it's extra cute as the Rescue Bots all learn a lot from observing how the family takes care of one another and the townspeople they rescue. :')

-Blades has anxiety. I also have anxiety, so I am biased and clearly love this dude, lmao. He's so fucking relatable and even though sometimes the others rip on him, it is clear that they're also very proud of him for trying his best to deal with a situation which for him is particularly difficult (he was forced to take a flight capable alt-mode when this is something he is explicitly not comfortable with) and his team mates do support him, even though Heatwave is a douche sometimes (although it is clear this is usually due to stress or something else and that the actual problem isn't Blades). Over the course of the series, Blades does develop a little more confidence, and it's very cute and nice to see him puffing himself up a little more. :)

-The overall attitudes the bots have towards humans in this show is sweet. It's clear they don't really understand humanity or humans as a whole, but it also doesn't really matter because they are so specifically oriented to their local population on the island and their focus is a relatively small community of humans. They take their duties seriously and will protect this population, even if they don't really understand the people outright. They gradually start to respect the locals (and the Burns Family) more and more as they work with them, and get acclimated to Earth. They love their dumbass weird little humans :')

This leads to a lot of fun shenanigans with the bots not understanding things, or only understanding things as they have been explained by the children, which is hilarious.

-There is an episode where local thieves steal Chase, and inspired by Cody's school drama project, he decides to go undercover after watching a bunch of old detective movies. This includes him narrating things to himself, which he is called on when Dani enters the garage and asks him "Why are the lights off? Are you talking to yourself?" lmao

-Although it isn't explicitly canonical, it's easy to interpret both Chase and Blades as being neurodivergent. Both of them display various behaviours and traits which can potentially be understood in this way, and I'm just glad that there's a show for kids where two of the main characters, who are rescue workers, are shown to be competent and skilled at their jobs and accepted by the community for who they are while also being neurodivergent. <3 It's such a good vibe when the other characters support or defend these two in particular, especially when Chase or Blades might be confused or upset about something. Chief Burns is especially great working with Chase.

-Any episode where Optimus shows up in Rescue Bots usually has some gems of cuteness/silliness. The Elvis line still takes me out, LMAO. "You're bigger than Elvis!" "I have not met this Elvis, and I am unaware of his size." 10/10 writing, I fucking love Rescue Bots

-The bots constantly call out a bunch of details that are entirely appropriate for robots from space to notice and recognise as somewhat weird, whereas a lot of the human characters are so used to 1) being human and 2) living on this incredibly weird little technologically advanced island that nothing really phases them anymore. So we can actually identify more with the bots at time, despite the fact that they are also providing an outsider point of view, which is really clever! :)

-The theme song is a fucking banger. It's so good. I love this song so much. I wish we got a full version of it, but this is the best extended version of it that I've been able to find. Enjoy!!!

-There's a lot of fairly adult stuff in the show, more than I think people realise! The tone can never get too dark outright as it is intended for young kids as the primary demographic, but there's a lot of situations, conversations, etc. that are genuinely engaging and interesting from an adult perspective, which is a large part of what makes it a great watch for all ages.

Some situational examples include scenarios where children are imperilled in natural disasters, accidents, even kidnapping at one point.

Non-kid related situations include risks and threat to civilians from AI development and the dangers that uncontrolled or poorly thought out technology can cause or exacerbate, which is significant in context and also interesting to think about given our current relationship IRL with rapid tech development and concerns around how that technology is being made and applied, either in reality or in theory.

Some dialogue examples include scenes where the bots mention their grief over being unable to save Cybertron, a sense of guilt that they were in stasis for so long even though this was beyond their control, awareness that they may be the last Rescue Bots team in operation on Earth or anywhere else in the universe (a sense of loneliness and a responsibility as the last upholders of their specific creed), struggles with their sense of duty and concerns around their ability to fulfil their expectations for themselves and meet the expectations of others while rising to the demands of their unique situation, and so on.

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this is already pretty long lmao, there's a ton of stuff I really like about Rescue Bots, but I hope this might encourage others to check out the show if you haven't before, it's well worth a watch! :)

[annabelle-creart]

The 13 Primes Au

When Cody and Charlie discovered the unhatched egg, they felt the egg wasn't normal, and had as much fear as wonder about it, because some kind of connection flowed between them, especially for Cody, who holded the most of Onyx Prime's spark, now the egg was bonded to the Burnses just because Cody trust in them

With the egg, came a necklace that had a key, it didn't look like one but the bots recognized it as one for a difficult and intrincated lock as a Beethoven concert's pentagram for a normal person

They never search for the lock, mostly because Heatwave made the best to distract the rest from it enough to never ask for the key again, because Heatwave knew that it would give problems to the rest, what Heatwave wanted the most was to have his family out of the Prime thing

-- time later, the egg hatched --

Dani: Oh my God! It's so... ouh

- the carcase was metallic, but on the inside it was covered in a yellowish liquid and some wire-like that attached the being to the carcase, but it fell when the sparkling got out of it, it looked like only black metal and a try of bird peak as mouth and six limbs, four normal legs and two thin on the back -

Dani: hehe, well, all babies are cute...

Blades: Aw!!!!! Look at this little thing, who's a cute little thingy! IIIIIH!

Boulder: I'm not sure what's supposed to be

Chase: it remainds me of a legend I was told when I was a sparkling, the one of a protoform that look deformed but it ended up being a maximal...

- Chase couldn't continue, because the young one started to cry and yell with screams that felt like a stick on their ears and audials like combining a child's cry with a bird call, Cody was the first one to get close to calm the sparkling, but the cry was too loud, and like a bellyache, Cody felt on his heartbeat the sparkling was hungry -

Cody: What do they eat? The thing of the egg

Blades: Ah, I don't know, energon, maybe?

Heatwave: Let's get some then

- and so they did, they had to manage how to give it the energon while they tried to discover what it was or what happened, fortunately, it was a fast learner and managed to eat properly, not without leaving a disaster, and energon was a good meal it seemed, but it didn't stopped the sparkling to cry each time Cody got a little away for a moment -

- days later, what the bots feared became true, not because it was bad, but because they were dry on ideas to deal with it, and if the bots don't know, what can the humans know? -

Boulder: Are those feathers?

Heatwave: It's not supposed to have feathers!

Blades: But it has, and by how it moves the back limbs, is a flier one

Kade: Are you meaning we have a six-limbed bird transformer in our house???

Cody: Noble!

Charlie: Cody, we don't know what's capable this... hatchling

Dani: What if we keep it and it goes worse?

Cody: How can you say that? Don't you look at 'em? Is a cutie and is getting strong, I have a good feeling about them

- everyone where esceptic about Cody's thoughts, but it was a sparkling and it seems the hatcling also likes Cody very much, Cody hasn't had proper sleep on his bed since it hatched trying to keep an eye on the creature, because Cody was the only one the sparkling wanted to keep close, like a big brother or a mother maybe -

- Time was faster than believed, and with Sissi, Blurr and Salvage's training session, also came the fly sessions for the creature, Boulder and Blades were obssesed trying to understand what it was supposed to be, all the ways leaded into believing it was actually... -

Kade: A predacon?

Boulder: Ancestors, part organic and part cybertronian, followers of Onyx Prime, the Lord of the Beast

Blades: They were supposed to be extinct when Onyx leave them, leaving only dinobots, insecticons and maximals, but it seems they managed to end on Earth

Cody: Don't you think this guy looks like a griffin?

Chase: That must be the reason why I find Earth mythological creatures so familiar, maybe the earlier humans confused Predacons with other beings

Graham: That means Earth and Cybertron are more connected than we thought

Dani: Of all the things I knew I would hear, I never expected this, not even having a cybertronian griffin on our house! Haha!

- Dani laughed, gettin closer and petting the griffin with trust, now as tall as Sissi, who has a height of almost 4 meters -

Chase: It also reminds me of a story I hear when I was a sparkling

Heatwave: Which of all?

Chase: The Black Swan

Cody: Black Swan?

Dani: It sounds like a Swan's Lake story

Chase: I thought the same before I saw the ballet, it's about a Predacon that, on the earlier days of Cybertron, used their skills to protect the citizens from the dangers of the planet, it was called Black Swan because the metal and feathers they had were black as night, as a disguised, and also used their white eyes to make the rest confused it as a moon

Cody: It was actually a swan?

Boulder: It's more of a translation error, Swan is the name the first cybertronians used to name a special kind of soldiers that protect the people on the night of the outside's trouble, it was named after the Black Swan

Chase: It was my favorite story when I was a sparkling, and, if I'm not bad, it was usually describe with a black coat and feathers, with brilliant white eyes as the moon, it had claws as sharp as swords that decorated the most hard metal ever found or harder, and when transformed, its head has a peak capable of drill all type of land and their back had wings full of daggers that could kept them as high as the stars...

Heatwave: But it's just a story

- Lier, because Heatwave actually met this "Black Swan", it was just Onyx pranking Prima, so, he could ask Prima to do some favors for him, the danger was real, but Prima never asked for help, Onyx only wanted things from his brother -

Chase: I know, but maybe it's not, and this sparkling maybe confirms it

Boulder: Now that you describe like it, this little one really looks like the Black Swan

Blades: Why I never heard of that story?

Boulder: It has a lot of versions, is more of a legend, some bots describe them as something similar to a lion or a dinobot

Cody: Maybe it was a griffin!

Chase: That's why I describe it, I think the same

- and then, Cody felt a warm wave and some fireworks on his heart -

Cody: Black Swan! That was the name you had been searching?

- "Oh... fuck, I knew it" Heatwave thought -

Cody: Yes? Finally! Black Swan has been searching for their true name since they hatched

Dani: It knows its name?

Cody: No, its more like they remembered it, right buddy?

- The rest of the days with Black Swan were laughs and disasters because it growed more and more, while Heatwave was waiting for the sparkling to transform for the first time in a biped form, and was scared for it, feeling like his... her... whatever, the spark was being enclose in a tiny box and was about to explode to tell the others before it's too late but also, kept making the box tighten more with each little thing that passed, but, watching Black Swan and their now golden eyes play playfully with Cody made Heatwave remember the peace time Onyx, Quintus and Amalgamous had, those three were the headache of the rest because really loved to explore and travel, and only came back to relax from their journeys and play as sparklings, the only normality they got accomplished to aside of chaos, of all the things Heatwave got on its mind, this made the bot relax a bit, but also made Heatwave think, where are Amalgamous and Quintus? Just after Soundwave and Shockwave, they were actually the ones who missed the most -

[rescuehumans-runtotherescue]

Close up Inspection Of Cody’s Belongings In The Pizza Pi Episode

There are some duplicates that make sense and others that don’t.

Downstairs:

1. Comic books

2. Binoculars

3. Teddy bear, possibly in a police shirt.

4. Dinosaur stuffy

5. Rubber Ducky #1

6. Action figure

7. Books with a picture of a fire on the front, probably lad pioneer books.

8. Books with the Griffin Rock emblem.

9. Water tank (?) #1 & #2

10. Just books in general.

11. Tuba

12. Lantern. I thought there was a duplicate in the upstairs scene, but there is not.

13. Duck tape

14. Big Dice

15. Phone (?)

16. A couple newspapers

17. Soccer ball #1

18. Magician hat #1 (call back to the Bots and Robbers episode when he was the villain in his school play).

19. Baseball bat #1

20. Trumpet

21. Boombox #1

22. Robot and Dinosaur toys

23. Life vest and possible water safety books with it.

24. Basketball #1

This is the zoom in, some stuff is moved around but the only things here that weren’t seeable in the wide shot are

25. Notebook #1?

26. What looks like an iPhone?

Upstairs:

27. Cardboard Optimus Head

28. Med kit #1

29. Jacks

30. Fire Extinguisher #1

31. Magician hat #2

32. Rubber ducky #2. I realize now it autocorrected to runny in this pic, but I’m not changing it now.

33. Teddy bear, possibly in a police shirt #2

34. Moose Hat

35. Cup

36. Various Stuffies

37. Notebook #2?

38. Baseball #1

39. Baseball bat #2

40. Rocket toy #1

41. Rocket toy #2

42. Board game

43. Basketball #2

44. More books

45. Clothes

46. Rubber ducky #3

47. Pringles can? Back side of water bottle?

48. Baseball #2

49. Plant

50. Soccer ball #2

51. Duffel Bag

52. Foam Finger

There was a zoom in shot with Graham on the ground but there was no new stuff so I’ve left it out.

53. Rackets

54. Cleats

55. More clothes. Clothes everywhere. He’s a teenage boy though, c’mon.

56. More books

57. CD?

58. Soccer ball #3

49. Boombox #2

50. Med kit #2

51. Fire extinguisher #2

52. Another book

53. Rubber ducky #4

Spitting thoughts out:

Lmao notice how there is stuff all over the downstairs and the upstairs hallways and staircases but he left the kitchen mostly clean? Same. Getting to food = important.

So it makes sense that they have multiple med kits and fire extinguishers because they’re a rescue family.

Cody seems to have a lot of dinosaur related little kid stuff so Dino kid confirmed.

He seems to be a big reader but Cody’s a smart kid so yeah we could’ve figured that. Also I bet Charlie has preached the need to get off the internet and do other things.

Makes sense that he has a lot of soccer balls because apparently it’s the family sport. Kade, Dani, and Graham have lots of soccer trophies. There was a whole episode about how Cody is bad at soccer.

Makes sense he has a lot of basket balls and baseballs. We see the family play basketball all the time and at the end of the soccer episode, Kade insists Cody try out for baseball.

You would think they’d have a shed or something to put all their sports stuff in??? Why have them inside????

Why the boomboxes?? I could see if one of them used to be Charlie’s and he gave it to Cody, but why two?

The magician hat and the trumpet are both call backs from previous episodes. I don’t remember exactly the trumpet one, but it was when he was trying new things for a lad pioneer badge or extra credit in school or something. Heatwave recommended martial arts but it didn’t go well???

The duplicate of the Teddy bear with the police shirt and the duplicate of the magician hat are clear accidents.

The moose hat is because the moose is the mascot of the team Kade was on.

Why the tuba? What’s with the water tanks? Cody has his own plant? When’d he make the Optimus head? That would’ve been cute to see!

Why the hell does he have so many rubber ducky’s?!?!?!???

//Don’t take this post too seriously. I know there’s going to be animation errors. I find it amusing.

Bonus:

54. Lucky soccer shorts from first grade

55. Mr. Macaroni from preschool

[wlw-webcomic-bracket]

WEBCOMIC DIRECTORY

Half the reason I created this tournament is so I could find new webcomics to read, and I know a bunch of you are following it for the same reason.

So: Here is a directory of every webcomic that was submitted!

Please note that this list is Very Long, so (1) I have not read most of these webcomics and can't vouch for their content, and (2) I have not tested any of these links, but I can fix any errors if you point them out.

Comics are listed in alphabetical order, with the featured couple(s) or poly ship(s) in parentheses. Broken into two parts because Tumblr only allows 100 links per post and there are 140 comics.

180° Angel (Sam and Lilith)

2 Slices (Ruka and Rio)

A Week in Warrigilla (Hazel and Willie)

A&H Club (Adrian and Hildegard)

Alice and the Nightmare (Edith and Quinn)

Alien Heart (Ivy and Rosa)

Always Human (Sunati and Austen)

Balderdash (Georgie and Afia)

Band vs Band (Honey Hart and Turpentine)

Blindsprings (Ember and Irelia)

Boyfriends (Jock, Prep, Nerd, and Goth)

Bugtopia (Arachne and Scarlet)

Burn Away (Abella and Edie)

Charity Case (Sylvia and Jerry)

Circuits and Veins (Ai and Aki)

Console Her (Claudia and Ava)

Cucumber Quest (Almond and Peridot; Piano and Ametrine)

Cursed Princess Club (Nell and Jolie)

Dame Daffodil (Charo and Alesea)

Daughter of the Lilies (Lyra and Margot)

Dead Winter (Lizzie and Alice)

Dicebox (Griffin and Molly)

Dirt Creek Runs Red with Blood (Ines and Sarepia)

Dom&Mor (Dominique and Morgan)

Dresden Codak (Kimiko and Elith)

Drop-Out (Lola and Sugar)

Dumbing of Age (Becky and Dina; Jennifer/Billie and Ruth)

El Goonish Shive (Ellen and Nanase; Catalina and Rhoda; Diane and Lucy)

Eldritch Darling (Ina and CJ)

Encore! (Quinn and Hana)

Ennui Go (Izzy, Darcy, and Tanya)

Errant (Sarin and Jules)

Facing the Sun (Aarya and Liza)

Finding Wonderland (Alex and Lucky)

Flowers For the Arsonist (Lucia and Paige)

Four Leaf (Carla and Lina)

Gals (Croix, Sam, Lux, and Charlotte)

Ghoul Crush (Sison and Laguna)

Girly (Otra and Winter)

Glitterlaced (Goldie and Luck)

Go Get a Roomie (Roomie and Lillian)

Guide to the Land of Monsters (Arnatuk and Tove)

Gunnerkrigg Court (Kat and Paz; Zimmy and Gamma)

Hard Lacquer (Claire and Robin; Claire and Petra)

Heartstopper (Darcy and Tara)

Heir's Game (Sevilia and Ilianna)

Her Tale of Shim Chong (Shim Chong and Madam Jang)

High Class Homos (Sapphia and Odette; Sapphia and Marla)

Homestuck (Rose and Kanaya; Calliope and Roxy; Vriska and Meenah; Vriska and Terezi)

How to Be a Werewolf (Marin and Marisa)

I Love Amy (Amy and Bibi)

I Want to Be a Cute Anime Girl (Cheryl and Delilah)

I'm the Villainess but the Heroine's Trying to Capture Me (Nelly and Nancy)

In My Heart (Wantanabe Yuki and Sasaki Mari)

Isadora (Isaline and Theodora)

It's Okay to Like Girls (Sophie and Olivia)

Kidd Commander (Phineas and Agatha)

Kill Six Billion Demons (Allison and Ciocie Cioelle)

Kiss It Goodbye (Aruka and Yukimi)

Lady of the Shard (Radiant Goddess and Acolyte; Radiant Goddess and Old God)

Lesbiampires (Daphne and Veronika)

Lore Olympus (Athena and Hestia)

Mage & Demon Queen (Malori and Velverosa)

Matchmaker (Kimmy and Marlowe)

Missing Monday (Foyle and Monday)

Monsters and Girls (Lili and Sera)

Motherlover (Imogen and Alex)

Moving In (Jackie and Riley)

Muted (Camille, Nyra, and Dendro)

My Dragon Girlfriend (Dani and Christie; Callie and Olive)

My Sweet Archenemy (Mad Spade and Miss Sunshine)

My Wish Is to Fall In Love Until You Die (Shiina and Mimi; Seiran and Ari)

Namesake (Selva and Alice)

Nano List (Chacha and Zavi)

Never Satisfied (Neith and Isra)

Nevermore (Lenore and Annabel Lee)

Night Owls and Summer Skies (Emma and Vivian)

Not So Shoujo Love Story (Rei and Hanna)

Octopus Pie (Jane and Marigold)

Offbeat (Beau and Julie)

On a Sunbeam (Mia and Grace; Alma and Char)

On Borrowed Time (Rune and Dielle)

Osora (Celia and Catalina)

Remaining links in part two!

[garnettfox]

Miracubots au: Akumas

Been a few days but I'm back!

Upfront, we don't have Akuma forms settled for everyone. SOME BITCHES *Stares at Chief, Dani and Kade* ARE SHOCKINGLY HARD TO DESIGN FOR.

So this isn't a complete list, hell if this ever became an actual fic some of them might end up changing.

Without further Adu, a very incomplete list of Akumas:

Ticket Master: Might as well get the Mr Pidgon equivilant out of the way, Don and his speeding tickets make him a weekly Akuma giving everyone in Griffin Rock headaches, especally the Heros. Everyone keeps begging Chief to just impound his car already but Don always pays off his fines so his hands are kinda tied.

Crawdaddy: So you know how there's occasionally a Dude who just has a Flobbster on a Leash? Ya, Ya he get's Akumatized over worrying about his pet's health. Don't worry the Flobster turns out ok.

Demolicious: Expect the spelling of this one to change a half dozen times because I hate myself and thought a portmantu of Demolition and Malicious was a great idea. Graham's Akuma form surprisingly enough formed when Graham just comepletly lost his temper after a stressful week and having to deal with a Karen of a tourest who decided to let her kids play in a derelict building he and Boulder where trying to safely demolish, and blamed him for the kids getting hurt.

Evilistratior: Alright this one was briefly mentioned and is something I kinda put in just for me. Being a very old OC of mine Dusk who I love very much. Think Bendy and the Ink machine meets Samarah from the ring and you kinda get the vibe of our Evilistratior, though instead of objects he creates ink creatures by drawing in his sketch pad as Dusk's an artist. As part of the self indulgent nonsence he becomes Graham's boyfriend. They even end up getting reakumatized into Demo and Evie together and are just an annoyingly sweet couple even when Evie's setting ink demons on everyone and Demo's trying to blow up the fucking island.

Glory Hog: Heatwaves Akuma caused by lingering stress over the entire Swallowtail situation and Kade falling back into his own glory hog ways. Glory Hog has the ability to 'Take away all attention and direct it to his self' Basically if you get hit by his beam, you kinda seace to exist for other people. They don't see you or acknowlage your there, your basically a ghost walking through your own life which is kinda horrorfying.

Emperata: Chase's Akuma formed after their reveal, Chase struggling with the sudden change in dynamic when he's become so acustomed to just the Burns family knowing. Coupled with the towns people not knowing how to treat him and just falling back on treating him like a robot when the more socal members of the team get readily accepted. Causes him to become Emperata, appearing as if Chase really had the horrorfic surgery done to him, and able to inflict the same on his brainwashed minions.

Halloweenie: More of a joke Akuma TBH, Blades after getting scared during Earlyween and getting upset at some teens tormenting some frightened younger kids, becomes the pumpkin fairy themed Halloweenie....Who makes everything cute. That's it. Cody and Frankie actually let him run around unchallenged for a bit because he is literally hurting no one, even if someone's wearing a scary costume and get zapped they can just, take the costume off no problem. And there have been a few occasions where letting the Akuma get it out of their system has calmed them down to be beatten without much of a fight.

Razorback. Boulders Akuma and it's a *bad* one. The idea I came up with was uhh....Graham and Dusk on a date off island when they run into uhhh....Anti-Anti-Fascsits if you catch my meaning. Resulting in Graham getting hurt enough to need the hospital and Dusk in jail needing bailing out for defending the pair of them. Boulder having never known about this side of humanity is just so blindsided and *angry* he's more or less a ball of walking distruction before he's calmed and deakumatised.

Defensor:....You saw it coming, don't pretend. Ya in this universe the episode where Cheif get's hurt and goes the hospital goes a little worse, not too much so, but the bots getting a nasty reminder of not only how fragile humans are but how short lived they are...What's more, their humans are emergancy responders, a profession that famously *shortens* those already brief lifespans....Ya, their pain and grief causes them to be fused into the group Akuma Defensor, who desides to take over the security systems Vigil was meant to once operate, they'll keep their family safe....no matter what....

[brandwhorestarscream]

How do you think the rescue bots would react to have a sparkling dumped on them to look after? Say Optimus found the bitlet and was like ehh can’t stay with us in Jasper too unsafe so gave it to the Rescue bots.

Ohhhh my goodness

I can tell you right now that Blades and Boulder are thrilled. Those two take one look at the tiny bundle sleeping so peacefully in Optimus Prime's arms and immediately come down with stage 5 baby fever. They're practically climbing over each other to be the first to hold them, cooing over how cute they are and full on heart eyes. They're nearly drooling the baby is so painfully adorable, tiny and nubby with the most angelic little face, their vents making soft little puffs as they're dreaming. The two of them start work on plans for a nursery within 10 seconds of bitty's arrival, Boulder already pulling up blueprints and babyproofing protocols, while Blades is thinking about toys and soft blankets and interior decorating. They're so excited, and definitely have some rose colored glasses on about the reality of having a baby around

Heatwave and Chase, on the other hand, are in a state of shock. They just had a fragile infant dropped on them, and depending on when this takes place, Griffin Rock isn't aware that they're aliens. Having a sparkling around is going to severely complicate keeping their cover. Not to mention make doing their jobs more difficult, as sparklings need round the clock care and supervision, and they can't very well leave the kid with the Burns family. Unless the sparkling is a minicon, they're already bigger than their human hosts.

Regardless. The kid is here now and there's not really anything they can do to change it, so they're gonna have to find a way to make this work. Chase is in charge of making a baby care schedule, allocating everyone's time to optimize work getting done and sparkling never being left alone.

Once the sparkling is awake Blades and Boulder are all over them, both wanting to shuttle them around and introduce them to everyone, showing them all the wonderful things they so thoroughly enjoy about earth and especially anout this charming little island community. Bitty is just happy to be held and snuggled and showered with attention. Despite their rough beginnings they're a happy, healthy baby, and they're a huge hit. Graham is fascinsted by them, and Dani secretly has a soft spot for babies. Cody is just happy to no longer be the youngest in the family 🤭

The first night is a little rough: Blades and Boulder both reeeeaaaally want to take the baby for sleepy time snuggles, and while they're squabbling Heatwave steps in and surprises everyone saying he will take them for the first night. He strikes me as the only one that's really dealt with really small sparklings before: he wasn't a sire before the war, but he was definitely an uncle. Sparklings this young won't sleep through the night, and he knows a recharge deprived Blades is a cranky monster. Plus Boulder sleeps like the dead and likely wouldn't hear them crying. Despite the team's protests he's firm, and says "Little Bit" will be staying with him and that's final. They get to bond some while he's pacing around with them at 3 a.m., and he'll never admit it but his spark's already softening. He can't help but be fond of them, and promises to do his best to give them a good life so far away from home 💖

[sonicasura]

In your Corazon in TFP AU, during the Shadow Siege event, what's the Rescue Bits reaction to meeting the Strawhats and other OP universe people who slipped through?

Especially the non human ones like Chopper, Bepo, Jinbei, and Pedro.

Jinbei had been on the island for at least a month before getting picked up by Team Prime and Griffin Rock is already weird on its own. Mostly prepared to put it lightly. There's still some shock and awe.

What to get Kade to curse in shock? Drop Katakuri right before him and prepare for Chase to call out bad language. Chopper's cuteness made the small doctor the most approachable with Bepo following second. Heatwave tries so hard to keep up the tsundere appearance but those two just chip away at it.

Dani and Pedro bumps heads quite often as the former doesn't like the latter's attitude. Blades accidentally breaks it up thinking it's one of those Enemies To Lovers tropes from a RomCom he watched. Helicopter Bot gives me pure shipper vibes and drags Monet into it.

Chief Burns does his best to keep the peace thankfully with some help from Jinbei. Usopp practically snared Boulder and Graham through his inventions alongside Pop Greens. Nami makes sure Franky nor Doc Green goes nuts in the technology apartment.

Cody and Frankie just chuckle at the sight. It's only further proof that there's more odd things out there than just Griffin Rock. Luckily everyone gets along...mostly.

[roseguided]

get to know the mun , repost don’t reblog ! what’s your phone wallpaper:  my wallpaper is actually of my dogs ! the home screen is of my best boy zack who passed a few years back and my other is my good boy corgi, woodie. ( we have a girl corgi as well, dena. i need to get on ps n make something to have all my babies. ) last song you listened to:   last kiss  by  ms.  swift , two against three by djats , decode by paramore. currently reading:  nothing at the moment, but i wanna change that. i'm trying to figure out what to read since im done with djats, so leave suggestions ! last movie:  can't remember the last movie i watched, actually last show:  currently watching normal people. after normal people, i'm gonna take a stab at yellow jackets. craving:   apple pie , taco bell, fried squash patties what are you wearing right now:  t-shirt and sleep pants that have cute little space stuff on them how tall are you?:   5′3, unfortunately piercings / tattoos ? :  none  for  both, but i want a few tattoos ! glasses? contacts? :  i've always had glasses. tried contacts once and decided i looked too weird w/o my glasses. i also couldn't get it out of my eye and freaked. last thing you ate?  it's 11:21 am and i haven't eaten yet. just coffee. favorite color(s)   lavender/purple colors, dark blues, maroon. current obsession:   daisy jones & the six, resident evil 4 remake , the last of us show & game. ( but that's nothing new. it's had me in a chokehold since 2015 ) unrelated obsession:   ----- any pets:  our 2 yr old corgi named woodie and our 9 month old corgi named dena. loves of my life, my little pals. do you have a crush right now? :  nope. however, my cousin did whisper to me at easter if i had a girlfriend. favorite fictional character:   the list really is endless, but to name some: amy elliot-dunne , daenerys targaryen , alys rivers , ellie williams , joel miller, R from warm bodies , daisy jones , leon s kennedy , jennifer check , clarke griffin , seong gi-hun , bella swan , dani ardor , dolores abernathy , wynonna earp , hannibal lector and will graham of the series. last place you traveled:  i'm such a home body, so i haven't gone anywhere in a while. like outside of my state.

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[elfdragon12]

Watching Rescue Bots and the shipping material is everything.

Definitely a Chase x Heatwave AND a Heatwave x Kade shipper. Heatwave has two hands, give him two boyfriends lol.

Graham x Boulder is also a new favourite too!

Definitely headcanon Blades as trans. Blades and Dani have such a cute relationship.

Frankie and Cody are definitely new favourites, personally lean more of them ending up together instead as a sucker for slow burn friends to lovers trope and always headcanon that Pricella was into girls and have a thing for Frankie and later grew up to have a crush on Miko too.

Either way, Chief Burns, Doc Greene, and Dr. Baranova are all allies and support them proudly. Even Madeline Pynch loves her daughter and joins in to support her daughter in a more subtle way.

Blurr is fun, Salvage is a sweetie, Quickshadow is awesome, and High Tide definitely had a few flings with Optimus and Ratchet and Megatron definitely disliked him.

Everyone on Griffin Rock are LGBTQ+ allies, Pride Festivals are hectic but in the best way there. Mayor Lusky, though not the best mayor, is an ally. Huxley Prescott also does his finest broadcast during the Pride parade. Mrs. Needlelander is that granny who will fight any tourist who have a bad word against the LGBTQ+ community, Mr. Peddipaws is known to scratch eyes

Oh boy, Pride Festivals on Griffin Rock would end up having wild shenanigans! Something bonkers is going to happen, you just know it! (Mr. Peddipaws is like that one horse, Slim shady. He's anti-life.)

Hard agree on Blades being trans! That episode where he and Dani switch bodies? Especially when Blades goes through her wardrobe and finds a cute dress? 👀👀👀👀

[momgothic]

taz balance hands down needs to be animated

but should amnesty ever be turned into a thing, i need it to be a live action tv show a la twin peaks or supernatural 

not for the fan casts, or the bad cgi monsters...no its simply so that we can flesh out barclay and agent stern and give them fun subplots during episodes

[graystar19]

Taz Balance : Griffin gets to (awkwardly?) Date one brother and we find our OTP in the fandom.

Taz Amnesty: Guess what! You get to date the other brother now.

[annabelle-creart]

If something pretty stupid happened in Griffin Rock and accidentally 2 of the 3 Waves became sparklings (forgotting their entire lives till that moment) it wil be like:

Babies Shockwave and Soundwave, Daddy Heatwave

Everyone will protect them with their sparks and souls, I mean, they don't understand how such a beautiful and kind sparks became menaces to society but love them anyway, so, we have Dad Heatwave at his most trying to take care of them and protecting them from their weird scientist shenanigans AJAKJSKA, of course he would ask Boulder and Graham to help him with it. The principal problem: Kade is a master of jokes, and babies Shockwave and Soundwave LOVE to make fun of Heatwave...

Cody would teach them good, but the rest are funny jerks

Babies Shockwave and Heatwave and parent of four Soundwave

Soundwave has experience, so, for them, is not that hard to deal with a scientist menace like Shockwave and an angry gremlim like Heatwave, the two together are like a copy and past of Rumble and Frenzy, but Rumble and Frenzy are too much of bad influences, so, Soundwave have to ask to the rest of the house to pay an eye on the sparklings, and of course, a little Heatwave who can learn again and will not hesitate? Oh, Kade will throw the firehouse through the window. Little Shockwave full of dreams and bad storyteller will be the favorite baby of Blades, Dani, Graham, Boulder and Chase. Charlie is a dad too, he would take care of them really well.

Cody would love an angry but happy Heatwave, like, cutie pie

Babies Soundwave and Heatwave and first time dad Shockwave

Let's admit it, Shockwave NEVER had that luck to have sparklings on his care like Soundwave with Rumble and Frenzy or Heatwave with Blurr, Salvage and Sissi, and after all he passed through he considers logical he would be the worst dad in hystory... but, how to say no to those cute little faces that need their big brother? No matter the questions about his head, no matter the strange feeling on their chest, and the fuck with the logical, Shockwave can't leave those little and kind menaces behind, not again, he would never forgive himself if he does. And oh, the stories Shockwave had to think of to distract the kids and make them laugh like in the old times...

And Boulder would love to see a little Heatwave, little cutie pie little eyed and big smile Heatwave. Soundwave is a shy kid, they never liked attention and prefers to hide behind his unfortunately smallest siblings, but it would be really easy now that Shockwave is like 5 meters taller than Soundwave.

And also, to revive the pet names Sune, Heaty and Shocky? Need it NOW

[jaaaneways]

i thought the new episode summary meant something was gonna happen to Billy after they killed the tree but this. no this was much much worse

[writeyouin]

Could we maybe get a cute fluff story of Blades and his crush or S/O??

Blades X Reader – A Minor Emergency

A/N – Welp, Blades won the vote and he was a lot of fun to write for.

Warnings – None.

Rating – T

“I don’t like this,” Blades said to Dani as they flew over Griffin Rock, checking how bad the flood damages were after a stray flobster had burst a water main in the aquarium.

“Blades, please concentrate,” Dani reprimanded him.

“But-”

“Hang on, I think I see something,” Dani said, retrieving her binoculars from the passenger seat to scan the roads below.

Blades remained dutifully quiet, though he still quivered in his anxiety. Finally, Dani put down her binoculars, finding nothing worth reporting to the team.

“(Y/N) should have called me,” Blades whined, picking up where he left off.

“Maybe they’re busy Blades. They don’t have to talk to you every day.”

“Why not? You talk to me every day.”

“We live together,” Dani deadpanned, bemused by the turn the conversation had taken.

Blades fell silent, bottling his concerns about you for the rest of the mission. Why hadn’t you called him? Were you suffering in this emergency too? Had you lost your phone? Or was it possible that you didn’t like Blades as much as he liked you? He wanted to tell you how much he liked you, but every time he tried, anxiety took hold of him and he couldn’t do it.

Blades sighed. He wished that he could be brave like Heatwave, or blunt like Chase. Even Boulder managed to be forthcoming about his feelings, but Blades wasn’t like that. He felt like such a coward.

Still, just because he couldn’t tell you about his feelings didn’t mean that he couldn’t find out what was going on with you. He resolved to visit you as soon as the rescue mission was over. Alas, taking care of a flooded town was easier said than done, and Blades found himself impatient to be free of the whole thing.

Boulder and Graham managed to fix the burst pipe from the Aquarium in good time. Chief and Chase were in charge of locating and aiding stray citizens. Heatwave was given a modification by Doc Green that allowed him and Kade to remove the flood water from Griffin Rock. All that was left for Blades and Dani was to provide air support and make sure that everything was going according to plan.

As soon as the mission was over, Blades took Dani back to the firehouse. The second Dani hopped out from the cockpit, he wasted no time in flying over to your house. He transformed to his root mode, standing outside your window and calling your name.

He wished he had gone to the wash racks before coming over, but he was desperate to know that you were okay.

“(Y/N),” Blades called again, tapping the side of your bedroom window.

Finally, you headed to the window, opening it to look out at Blades. He immediately noticed that you looked different than usual.

Your hair looked almost like it was wet. ‘Is that what it looks like when it hasn’t been washed?’ Blades found himself wondering.

On top of that, you were in your pyjamas in the daytime. Dark rings underlined your eyes, and Blades definitely knew what those were from Dani, who was not a morning person, as Blades had learned the hard way.

Your skin had lost its usual healthy pallor, but Blades didn’t know whether that was normal for humans. After all, if they could get darker from the sun, was it possible for them to get lighter without it.

“What’s up, Blades?” You croaked, your throat aching with each spoken word.

“Is your vocaliser broken?” Blades asked, staring at you. He had heard that some human voices changed, but he was sure that was at a younger age.

You rubbed your eyes with the back of your hand, having little time for the bot today. “I’m too tired for this today… Can you come back in like, a week?”

A week?! Blades didn’t want to go a week without you. Was something wrong? Were you mad at him? Blades quickly started a mental list of anything he might have done to upset you.

Upon seeing Blades grow anxious, you took pity on him, deciding to explain your plight, so long as it meant you could go back to bed.

“I’m sick. I need to rest. We good now?”

“Sick? How did you get sick? What do you need? Dani’s a medic. I could bring her to you and-”

You put a hand to your temple, a headache forming that made you feel even worse. “Hey, it’s okay. I just need some sleep, alright?”

“No, not alright. What if you only think you need sleep but you actually need a super rare cure that can only be found deep in the mountains?”

You stared blearily at your friend, “No more cartoons for you.”

Blades looked put-out at your conclusion, upset that you weren’t taking him seriously when he was terrified over your fate.

“It’s just a common cold, Blades,” You told him. “Every human gets one from time to time. I just have to sleep this off and drink some water, alright?”

Reluctantly, Blades agreed with you. Although it pained him to do so, he transformed and flew away, back to the firehouse. You had to smile as your friend left, vowing that you would thank him properly for his concern once you were feeling better.

Despite telling Blades that you needed sleep, it took you hours to drift off. First, you were too hot, then too cold, then your nose was too stuffy and after that it wouldn’t stop running. However, you outlasted the aches, pains and general discomfort, until your eyelids grew heavy and sleep enveloped you… for all of five minutes.

You groaned, hearing the sirens from outside your house. Chase’s voice boomed through his loudspeakers so the entire neighbourhood could hear everything he said.

“Attention citizens of Griffin Rock, please pass by the police barricade in an orderly fashion. Thank you for your cooperation.”

Your body protested as you got up to look out of the window, wondering what the emergency could possibly be. You couldn’t see anything however as Blades’ face came into view.

“(Y/N)!” He cried out energetically. “Feeling any better?”

You ignored his question, instead asking one yourself.

“What’s going on?”

“We’re responding to an emergency.”

“What emergency?” You asked wondering what could have happened on Griffin Rock now.

Blades stared at you with apparent confusion, “It’s you.”

“What?”

“You’re the emergency. See?”

Blades stepped aside to show you the police barricade that Chase was setting up in front of your house.

You tried to fight your rising annoyance and stay calm with Blades who was very clearly overreacting, “Blades, why do you need a barricade?”

“So nobody else infects you. Dani told me that was probably how you got sick in the first place.”

“Right, and is Dani here now?”

“No. I really didn’t want to wake her. She does not appreciate being woken up.”

“The feeling’s mutual,” You grumbled.

“What?” Blades asked, mishearing your complaint.

You glared at him, not at all in the mood for his misunderstanding of human behaviour. “Look Blades, I am not an emergency. When the island is spewing lava, that is an emergency. Please can you stop this so I can get some rest? I am literally begging you right now.”

Blades did feel guilty at upsetting you, but he was also not easily deterred. He was not willing to see you get any worse in your time of need. Maybe you didn’t think that you classed as an emergency, but he did.

As a compromise, he offered to keep the noise down for you.

Angrily, you slammed your window shut, storming away from him. It took you a few minutes to find your phone underneath the mass of crumpled tissues that littered your bedside table. As soon as you had it, you dialled 911.

Chief Burns, used to emergency calls answered within one ring, “Griffin Rock Emergency Services, what’s the emergency?”

“Hey Chief, it’s (Y/N). Sorry to disturb you so late, but Blades and Chase are barricading me in my house.”

“They’re what?” Chief Burns asked exasperatedly.

“Blades got it into his head that I’m going to die of this cold or something. Please can you call them back?”

“Of course, (Y/N). Get well soon and sorry for the hassle.”

“Thanks Chief.”

You waited a few minutes until Chase’s orders to the neighbourhood stopped. You slumped back onto your bed in relief. Once again, you were about to try to sleep when an unusual feeling overcame you.

You tiredly went back to the accursed window which seemed to show you all of life’s problems. When you got there, you found Blades standing resolutely outside. You opened the window, sighing. Blades’ optics snapped to you. He was terrified that you were going to hate him now, yet he still couldn’t bring himself to leave.

“I thought Chief called back the Honour Guard,” You croaked in an attempt at a joke, coughing shortly after.

“I have to stay during an emergency,” Blades argued meekly. “That’s my job.”

“This isn’t an emergency.”

“Please don’t send me away again,” Blades whispered, looking hurt at the prospect. “I just want to be here for you.”

Your heart melted at his plea, so you gave a small nod, “Okay Blades… But if there are any real emergencies then you have to go there before coming back.”

“Yes!” Blades agreed enthusiastically.

“And you can’t make too much noise.”

“I’ll be as quiet as a rat,” He claimed, mixing up the idiom.

“Okay Blades, I’m going to bed now, goodnight.”

“Goodnight,” Blades smiled, waiting till you had closed your window to quietly add, “I love you.”

While he hadn’t confessed his feelings to you, it was the first time that he had ever said them aloud. With that, standing vigil over your residence, he felt better than he had since coming to Earth. He had lost his friends, family, and entire planet to the war; at least on Earth, he had found something worth gaining.

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[jaskierswolf]

Written for @thewitchertransweek.

Day 1: Witchers and/or Witches

Ship: Lambden (with enby Aiden)

Rating: T

CW: canon-typical blood/violence/injury, slaying monsters, Lambert being very confused about Aiden's gender (Aiden thinks it's cute), gender stereotypes and misconceptions

_

“Get down!” a voice called, and Lambert fell to the ground, just in time for a blast of fire to fly over his head, singeing the top of his hair.

The griffin that Lambert had been fighting let out one last pitiful shriek then collapsed, feathers floating around its head. Lambert rolled onto his back, exhausted and sore, the wound in his arm bleeding sluggishly, slowing his sword movements down.

Another few moments and the griffin would have overpowered him.

“Fuck,” he groaned, covering his eyes with gloved and bloodied hands. When he opened them he had been expecting to see a sorceress, maybe the purple eyes of Geralt’s Yennefer. The voice he’d heard had definitely sounded female.

Now he wasn’t so sure. The person staring down at him was a witcher, slitted golden eyes giving them away, but under their armour there was the definite shape of breasts, a silver cat head resting between them. Long dark hair was pulled back into a bun, and their eyes were lined in kohl. Lambert was… confused.

“Umm…” he mumbled, scratching at the stubble on his cheeks, “hi?”

The stranger cocked their head and smirked, flipping a bloody dagger in one hand. “Name’s Aiden, and you’re welcome.”

Lambert just blinked, still trying to process the handsome beauty above him, his mouth dry and his heart beating faster in his chest. “Hi,” he repeated before cursing and covering his face.

“Wow, eloquent aren’t you? Are all you wolves lacking in words? What do they teach you in that mysterious keep of yours?” Aiden chuckled, pulling Lambert’s hand away from his face, a strong grip on his arm.

And before he could protest, Lambert was pulled to his feet.

“Thanks.”

“No problem, wolf,” Aiden winked, one hand on their hip as their eyes flickered to the claw wound on Lambert’s arm. “Want help with that?”

Lambert shrugged, not wanting to admit that help would be great, not wanting to seem weak.

“For Lillit’s sake, wolf,” Aiden groaned, “I am going to regret this, but do you have somewhere to stay? I’ll patch you up there.”

“Got a room at the inn.”

“Lead the way!” Aiden sighed, “and take some swallow whilst you’re at it. I don’t want you bleeding out before we get there.”

Lambert scoffed. “You’re not my mother… father? Parent? Fuck.”

Aiden just laughed, not confirming anything and leaving Lambert even more confused than before then they set off for town together. Swallow helped the dull ache in Lambert’s arm, and he could feel his energy slowly coming back to him as they walked. He still leaned heavily on Aiden, their steps sluggish but steady on the path. By the time the pair made it back to the inn, Lambert could walk without help, but the swallow had already worn off, and the wound needed stitches. He also needed to repair his armour, but that could wait until morning. Food and rest were his top priority.

The innkeeper, however, wasn’t exactly pleased to see that Lambert had gained a friend on his quest to defeat the griffin. The man sneered as they approached the bar, hostility coming off of him in rolling waves.

“And who’s this?” he grumbled.

“Don’t mind them, just a stray cat I picked up on the way,” Lambert muttered. “They won’t be a bother.”

Aiden made a strange noise at Lambert’s words, and when Lambert turned to face them, he was taken aback by the blinding smile on their face, golden eyes wide and nearly completely black.

“What?” Lambert huffed, struggling to keep the smile off his own face, turning back to the bar to hide.

“You called me ‘they’,” Aiden breathed in a quiet whisper.

“Ah, fuck. Yeah. I did. Was that not right?”

“No! I mean. No, yes, It’s fine, more than fine. Perfect,” Aiden's voice rumbled into a soft purr on the last word, their scent warm and sweet, addictive and beautiful.

“Oh. Good,” Lambert said, letting out a sigh. He’d figured them out at last, and he’d made them happy. He wasn’t sure why it mattered so much, probably because the idiot saved his life, but he wanted them to be happy.

He wanted them to be happy… because of him.

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