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sweaterkittensahoy · 2 years ago

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Made the mistake of reading comments under a true crime video. I'm gonna go throw myself in a volcano.

#'he confessed but his defense team tried to prove him innocent!!! you can't trust the system'#my dude my guy #what the fuck do you think the job of a defense team is #get the copaganda out of your fucking head and think for five seconds #true crime #also #no i don't think it's ridiculous that the defense attorneys accused the cops of acting shitty #no miranda #a 10-hour interrogation #no sign of a interpreter #'but he did it!'#yeah i agree #but he still has rights

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paintedcrows · 2 months ago

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Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

#DID ANYONE TELL HIM. DOES MR NERD KNOW THEY MADE LIVE ACTION LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES #FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING CAME OUT IN 2001 DOES HE KNOW. HAS HE WATCHED THEM #more importantly the HOBBIT came out in december of 2012. meaning Ford came back JUST in time to watch it in theatres #which I choose to believe he and Dipper did do. I'm gonna draw that actually. Those nerds love Tolkien you cant tell me otherwise #stanford pines #ford pines #grunkle ford #dipper pines #mason pines #gravity falls #GF fanart #fan art #fanart #digital art #comic #silly #my art

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razzafrazzle · 3 months ago

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Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

#well its 5 am but i DID IT #sorry i just thought about how bill turns red when hes mad and had a Vision #i actually really love how this came out. maybe i AM a good artist sometimes #doc talks #my art #bill cipher #gravity falls #the book of bill #thisisnotawebsitedotcom #book of bill spoilers #gravity falls spoilers #the axolotl #undescribed

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fangs-4-fags · 6 months ago

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remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

#why did he do that.#what did he even mean by that.

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apollos-boyfriend · 7 months ago

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

#icarus speaks #apollo cameo #okay i’m lying a bit #he DID elaborate and say the rope was large in the sense that it was long #not just an overly thick rope #but other than that? nothing. the inner workings of their mind are so beautiful

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longsightmyth · 7 months ago

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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

#anyway I'm sad #I even offered to move it myself yesterday and was told they couldn't find him #and then this morning apparently they did find him and just killed him immediately #it's just a little snake! he was outside!#they aren't venomous!

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theofficialuriel · 4 days ago

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summary of act 1

#arcane #viktor arcane #vi arcane #arcane meme #no bc why was he literally jesus #never let a situationship turn you Emo the way it did vi #arcane season 2 #arcane spoilers

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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starridge · 3 months ago

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puppet hour was brutal

#this was a part of a comic i sketched as a warmup but it was too many panels so im posting this on its own #gravity falls #the book of bill #mabel pines #stanford pines #that one page gave me hope that ford trusts mabel and treats her better than he did in the show #cuz man it always made me so mad watching the show #like iknow its the point that ford thinks he and dipper are just like... better and smarter #not that he doesnt like mabel #but like idk!!!!! idk!!!!!!!!!!#the book of bill is redeeming ford a bit 2 me

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knockknockwhosthereartistism · 2 months ago

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The worst trauma comes from those who you love

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dayvan · 26 days ago

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crashing the tulpar into the asteroid that turns you into a dog ft. lil curlydog fanart by @rdhndrd

some design notes under the cut

Curly: Husky mix, maybe GShep? (mush, captain, mush!!!) Anya: Silken Windsprite (or long-medium haired sighthound mix) Daisuke: seen at least 2 different instances of people drawing him as a Papillon and i agree wholeheartedly Swansea: XL Bully/Cane corso Jimmy: badly socialized German Pointer mix

also ciarans fanart is based on this