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Dog Meshi.
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#marcille donato#laios touden#The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere.#It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours.#This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft.#Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures.#Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants.#That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.'#He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city.#“Would Senshi run it?” I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually.#A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are!#Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers.#Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps.#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.
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A hotel lobby (late).
Der erneute automatische 'Held oder grosse Ritter bei den Maennern', hier koennen wir ihn beim 'Geld'-Abheben erstmals vielleicht sogar auch direkt begegnen!
'Wir konnten sie nun erfolgreich herauslocken aus der Deckung!' (Orig.: entlocken). 'Sie haben sind eingelocht!!' (Orig.: eingeloggt).
Uschi (und Freunde).
Schnell wechselnde und austauschbare Helden.
'leck Er Baecker'.
'Heimbs'. im ass, drinnen. Das Ei. Es gehoert dem erneuten Bi-! (Eine doppelte Veranlagung besitzen)
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hilarious man (The National Play “Sorrow” for Six Hours at MoMA PS1)
#that old man forever. if you want my opinion#the national#thing#did you know the whole thing is online. on youtube even. hour 5 minute 40 if you want to hear the one where he cried#and the energy does build up on hour 5. cant believe i was too busy being 14 and from a different continent to go to this shit
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part 2 of giving bruce dad core attributes starting with forgetting which child has what dietary requirements.
bruce: here you go damian your lactose free meal
damian: father i’m vegan drake is lactose
bruce: tim is?? aw shit *hurries to find tim*
bruce placing down a piece of paper and a pen: ok everyone write their dietary needs on this please so i can give it to the caterer
dick: how can you not remember 😭
bruce: because there’s so many of you
tim: alfred remembers
bruce: alfred doesn’t count i’m pretty sure he’s not human
bruce: is duke still allergic to honey?
tim with his head in his hands: bee stings he’s allergic to bee stings
dick: damian is vegan
bruce: what? i thought steph was vegan?
dick: no steph is vegetarian damian is vegan
bruce: jesus christ
bruce: oh he can’t have that he’s allergic to peanuts
dick: what no i’m not?
bruce: yes you are
dick: i’ve never been allergic to peanuts where did you even get that-omg bruce jason was allergic to walnuts!
bruce: was???
#he’s not neglectful he’s a busy man with wayy to many kids#dietary restrictions are hard to remember my brother forget he was celiac the other day#batfam#batfam headcanons#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#duke thomas#bat family#dc#headcanon
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I think Alfred needs his own prompt 👻(dp x dc)
Alfred had died.
(It was a bit of a waste of time— he'd been scheduled to get the boys to and from their suit fitting at this time. Now here he was; languishing. Murdered. Sulking, even.)
(How frivolous.)
As a busy man with children (an adult child) to care for, a house to maintain, and a budget to supervise, Alfred's main goal was to return to Earth, obviously. If he left Master Bruce in charge of the dusting, the man would absolutely let the unused parts of the house go into disrepair. Too impatient, his ex-ward was.
The only problem was that in this green, nebulous, and gravity-free afterlife, there seemed to be only one way out— navigating through the individual worlds that the denizens of this world have molded around themselves, until he finds a being willing to grant his wish to return.
Alfred sighed, checked for the pistol at his hip and the rifle on his back, and marched straight upwards. Or. Well. Downwards. Actually... Never mind.
#dp x dc#imagine. Just. Alfred. Busting through the fabric of the universe because the alternative is that Bruce has to manage his own groceries#and. Sure. Bruce is Batman. Alfred knows fully well that he COULD#but also he knows full well that he represents the last vestiges of parental love for his grown adult kid and he knows that even know he's#Bruce's only confidant that the man has full and complete trust in. Alfred would genuinely rather fight his way back to earth than to force#bruce to mourn another parent#also. There are for sure going to be more grandkids. SOMEONE has to be there while Bruce is busy mismanaging his interpersonal relationship#alfred pennyworth#Also. Infinite Realms tour!!#this gives an excuse to explore more of the ghost-zone based Danny Phantom cast and maybe even some overlap with the main#ghost zone#danny phantom#just. world's most insufferable cast versus world's most stoic british man#IMAGINE. ALFRED VERSUS SPECTRA. STIFF UPPER LIP VERSUS A WHOLE LIFE OF TRAUMA TO ABUSE#dpxdc#dcxdp
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Oh my god.. this post was cooking i had to..
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#thistle dungeon meshi#art#izutsumi#chilchuck wasnt actually mad he just wanted sleep LOL#OH YM GOOOD THISTLE IS PERFECT FOR IZUTSUMI#maybe he has the occasional weird dreams bc of thistles magic but mb his desires being eaten made it tamer.#whats with thistle and his attraction human monster hybrids (falin and izutsumi)#i think he sees her as just some random fuckass cat#the same way how thistle was not bothered by the dragon looking like a woman now. its not his business#“whats this cat doing here? erm... anyways”#thistle the perfect size too... and the beds big and he doesn't move nearly as much... heh#ik izutsumi and yaad are buddies... but i think izutsumi is still confused tk how his doll friend turned into some old man
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Chat I think a ghost is trying to grief my relationship, what do I do
#bringing up his ex in front of inky is NASTY business. Cole woke and chose violence.#'hey remember that ex you had. He woulda said yes' FOUL!!!! GRIEFER!!!! REPORT THIS MAN#pavellan#dragon age inquisition#dorian pavus#daee lavellan
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#911 abc#911edit#chimney han#911 gifs#madney#kevin lee#maddie buckley#glmdedit#jee yun buckley han#albert han#henrietta wilson#karen wilson#john lee#anne lee#eddie diaz#evan buckley#ravi panikkar#bobby nash#look i hope people are as emotionally damaged by this as i was making it#we only had kevin for like 25 mins but i've never gotten over him#this guy has every reason to be a horrible miserable character but no#no he's the coolest cheeriest funniest caring man alive#sick dead mom at a young age and abandoned by an absent father and taking care of sick after her diagnosis#ideas constantly shut down for owning a business and losing his brother on the job#and also sorta losing mr lee who couldn't bear to see him without being reminded of kevin bc they were so intertwined#failing in love and getting stabbed and left for dead#oh and the rebar accident where he almost died again#losing the love of his life and then finding her but not being together with her#911 edits
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"heres how mike schmidt could actually be an afton-"
"heres how mike schmidt could actually be an emily-"
#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf movie spoilers#i think if it turned out that mike was actually an afton it would be kinda...#dumb?#but i think if it turned out that mikes dad had been friends and business partners with william afton i think that would still work#like. mike was a traumatized child so i wouldn't be surprised if he forgot what his dads friend looked like#or at least that he wouldnt recognize the man years later#and it would explain why afton was in Nebraska and able to snatch Garrett#even though its implied that Nebraska isnt where they live
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I have been sketching. So much tma. Here's some expansions on my Jon and Martin designs I've been doing.
Another note I forgor to mention is I love how after hearing Simon go "it's enough to make your hair turn white" about Martin's office in s4 many of us collectively agreed his hair turned white because of his association with the Lonely. The shared consciousness is real and we use it to play hot potato with the communal brain cell dedicated to the sillies.
Closeup of apocalypse boyfriends (also to the person who said they love my s5 Jon's fancy white girl updo: I think about that every day)
#s5 Jon in his white girl era#whatever the fuck that means#I'm still not done w the archives cuz busy n stuff but Jon needs to let Martin know wtf goin on#God may work in mysterious ways but you do not have to. Communicate with your man please#my art#the magnus archives#tma fanart#tma#tma season 5#tma spoilers#jonathan sims#tma podcast#martin blackwood#tma jmart#jmart#jmart fanart#jonmartin#there's so much going on in these and I am not sorry welcome to my chaotic mind#hope y'all read the tags cuz I need to announce before I fully make my Jon character sheet that his favorite band is linkin park#it's so funny and just right#tbf linkin park goes hard I'm tired of pretending it doesnt#but come on he totally was totally an edgey prick when he was younger#and older. he hasnt changed huh#anygays he totally loves linkin park and type o negative and three days grace and green day and evanescence#georgie was a paramore girlie I just know it#wish gerry were here he and jon would jam to type o negative so much :( and jon could introduce him to this cold night :(((#ok enough byeeeee
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again idk if this has been said before but i love the lucanis approval when you're going after zara and illario meets you half way. lucanis is trying to get him to fuck off but illario ignores him and addresses rook, flirts w them, tells them that they should let him give them a tour. and when they also tell him to fuck off cause their honey said so, lucanis likes it. he follows up with "this isn't your job, there's no one you can charm into dropping their guard". and idk it kind of reminds me of the comment lucanis makes during the coffee date cutscene where he says smth along the lines of "even before i was captured, most things were determined for me" and adding that w the implication of illario absolutely hating when attention isn't on him paired with his resentment toward lucanis for being their grandmother's favorite AND lucanis telling emmerich that he "doesn't have illario's gift for flirting" like idk i imagine illario poaching any person he sensed lucanis had even a passing interest in just cause he's a spiteful mf
so here "there's no one you can charm" = "this one is mine, they won't fall for it"
i just think the mutual possessiveness is neat :)
#datv#datv spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#what makes it even better is that at this point the flirting has hardly gone anywhere#so lucanis is deep in the 'afraid to want you' phase#but i think this small exchange and then taking out zara and THEN dealing w spite again#and then assuring lucanis he's still a baddie and u want him biblically#all happening in rapid succession is when he's like forced to reckon that he's also down atrocious for rook#and allows himself to almost kiss them#again idk if this has been said before i hardly have time to look at the tag cause im too busy staring at a wall thinkin abt him#man who never got to live his own life finally bags a 10/10 and acts like an unattended small dog in a parked car when someone walks past
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You're watching a random movie with Mammon that turns out to have some horror elements in it. Neither of you knew this beforehand, you only skimmed the movie's description, but Mammon's not going to chicken out now. He needs to look cool in front of you. It's just a stupid movie. It's fine.
A minor jump scare halfway through the film leaves him rattled. He holds on to you tightly, quietly cursing how high quality the special effects are. It's fine, though. Really. It is.
He even offers to hold you if you're scared.
This gives Mammon an excuse to hide behind you. Perhaps this was his original aim. The two of you quickly work out a new seating arrangement on the couch. He moves you in front of him, encouraging you to lean back against him if there's not enough room to sit between his legs. You wonder how much of your head obscures the screen.
Several minutes pass in this state. You are having a very difficult time concentrating on the film. A certain someone has his arms wrapped around your chest like a flotation device.
"Hey, Mammon?" you whisper. "Yeah?" "It's really hard to watch the movie." You feel him shift a little in the seat. He asks, "Wanna turn it off and do somethin' else?" "No, can you just move your arms?"
Mammon grunts and makes no effort to even change position. There's a pause, as if he's thinking about it, before he sighs into your neck.
"No can do," he says. "Dunno what else this movie has in store, and I don't want your fragile little human heart givin' out on me if it gets worse."
Certainly, with the way his hands were gripping at you like a weak stress ball, Mammon could probably feel every pulse of your heartbeat.
"Okay, but this is a human movie. Made by humans. For humans." You really emphasize that last bit. "Yeah, but we borrowed it from Satan. Who knows what kind of sick tastes he has?"
You laugh. The way your upper body briefly swells as you inhale and then shrinks back down as you laugh, and the way he can feel every shake when you exhale, makes Mammon's heart flutter.
"Come on. I can't even snack like this," you plead. There was zero chance Mammon was letting you go after the treat you just gave him. His head is already in the clouds. "How are you gonna watch the movie if you're busy snackin'?" he counters, as if either of you still had any idea what was happening on-screen. "I just want to be able to breathe again. You're so greedy," you tell him. You would slump your shoulders in defeat if that were possible at all with Mammon clinging to your chest from behind. "Damn right I am."
#the movie ends and you're so impressed that mammon didn't scream at the scary parts. bro was so busy fantasizing he was paying 0 attention.#posts this. idk man i needed a break. stressed to the max wooo. no quality control i just slam the keyboard and hit post.#actual proofreading and using my brain again will return next month#obey me mammon#obey me!#obey me#omswd#obey me shall we date#obey me x mc#obey me x reader#obey me mammon x you#obey me mammon x mc#obey me mammon x reader#obey me fluff#obey me fanfic#obey me drabble#obey me mc
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A phone call between brothers (takes place AFTER this incident and Fiddleford's phone call)
Sorry if this is OOC!
#mama~ just killed a man~~#<- PLEASE get that reference#anyways- the lipgloss is popping and the girlies are slaying <3 (literally)#psychologically messing with the doomed narrative brothers just for the fucksies and the funsies#as per usual#been planning on this lore drop for a WHILE but got sidetracked- so here it is later than never#A brief insight on how Stan got roped into the whole mess and why Ford is so insistent on bringing Bill back#there's a little more to it like how Bill kinda acted like a parasite in Ford's brain?? and it latched onto his mind until he became#like codependant and INTEGRAL to his brain and whatnot#and then Ford killing him from his mindscape was basically the equivalent of him smashing the load bearing pillar of his mind with a#big ass hammer#sooo it left a GAPING hole where Bill used to be- making Ford believe Bill cursed him or did something to him during his last breaths as#revenge#(which Bill obviously didn't because he was busy DYING- altho it's completely fair of Ford to believe that of Bill- that narsty skank)#so he's trynna bring Bill back to figure that shit out- BUT also ALSO keep in mind that Ford is a leetol bit frazzled atm#he's not in his right mind- so he's making stupid decisions and stupid thoughts#anyways#gravity falls#gravity falls au#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#bill cipher#my art#my writing#HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU#tw graphic descriptions
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WELCOME BACK!!
#HERMITCRAFT#MUMBO JUMBO#MUMBO#GRIAN#MY ART#MCYT#FAN ART#IM.#IM SO FINE AND NORMAL AND COOL ABOUT IT#SORRY IF THIS. UM. IS A REALLY BUSY COMPOSITION I DONT SEEM TO BE VERY GOOD AT COMPOSITIONS ASJFDHA#BUT I ALSO SLIGHTLY WANTED IT MESSY BC. MAN THAT WAS MANY XP BOTTLES#grian's wings are tree sparrow wings :)#he's always gonna be a finch or a sparrow to me akhdsfj#hermitcraft spoiler
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Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
#happened across a spider-man/gotham fanfic & it featured Jason..... he's my boy now#Batman Under the Red Hood#jason todd#batman#red hood#under the red hood#cartoon#animation#animationsource#animationsdaily#Batman: Under the Red Hood#gif#gifset#i've not opened photoshop for a week 😭 too busy reading abt him
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IS THAT WHY HE NEVER TALKS???
THE M IN M.X.E.S STANDS FOR MEWING 😤
#ask reply#THIS IS SO FUNNY….#this is why my man doesn’t talk#he’s busy min maxing his life 🔥🔥#why ever talk when he can just think and do 😤😤😤#on that grindset on that mindset 💪💪💪#I’m sorry to M.X.E.S. for these jokes I know you’re coolier than this-
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