#''get items and put in box''

[monstersofsilence]

seems like that day I went super early for the interview, pretty much freezing my ass off in the cold morning

was all for nothing

:')

[a2zillustration]

I have put Gale in so many Situations™ because I always forget I have a potion that can do the exact same thing a spell slot can, sorry bud.

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[nostalgicfun]

I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other, and the angel is telling me, "you did good lowering the prices on all your littlest petshop listings" and the other is saying "delete all the listings, they barely take up any room in your caboodle, keep them all" in the voice of emperor palpatine. and also the angel sounds like kronk

[edenfire]

🎄💝 Shuake Holigays Advent Box 💝🎄

this has been a year in the making, and I am so excited to debut this 12 day advent box!!🥰💗💞 each item is unique and comes individually wrapped for the perfect surprise for a loved one! (or yourself, I won't judge XD)🎀💘🌸

this is dedicated to all you shuake lovers out there!🗣🗣🗣

if you'd like more info about what comes in this box, please feel free to dm me! ( ^ v ^)/💗💞

> link to the box here <

[a-ridgeback]

i do think the fr staff should just toss the y1 items into the joxbox already.. like if youre not gonna offer us recolors or suitable alternatives to stuff like frigid fugitive shackles, metallurgist forgetools or electricians powerpack,,, toss em in the box

[2024skin]

Mom called me a shitty roommate today bc after months of her telling me to rent a uhaul (too young to do so) and then flaking out on me whenever I asked her if we could it on x day, I gave up on trying to get my bf's heavy TV and dresser and ordered a mountable tv, instead of buying more storage totes so that I could add to the ever increasing stack of totes in our guest bedroom

[impossible-rat-babies]

i love being ten hours in and not actually all that far bc i have the habit of exploring every nock and cranny i can get my grubby little hands into

[rabbitindisguise]

worked on my room some more and I feel better (did something productive, didn't doomscroll, etc)

[bunnyb34r]

Oh thank god, inventory ISN'T the week I get back, so I actually have ab 3 weeks time to get ready... but like 80% of my shit is already tagged bc I was blitzing through it yesterday in a mad dash to finish everything by friday. I think I just have the nike shitë and the clearance shit I dont wanna deal with sgdgdggd but anyway I'm so relieved I don't need to scramble to get it done 😭

Last inventory we only got 2 weeks to prep, in past years it's [always] been 2 MONTHS, but corporate was like nahhhh we dont need you guys wasting months for this pfft two weeks. Well guess who had a horrible inventory and lost hundreds of thousands of dollars last year :)

I'm hoping my brain will shut up now but I'm still in stress mode so idk

[bluebellhairpin]

"A box that the world will happily put you back in." Because the moment women decide not to be anyone, society will put us back in a box. Mother. Maid. Wife. It is always there, waiting. Barbie is not meant to go back in her box after she's left it.

[vargaslovinghours]

They’re like inspiration cuckoos

[moghedien]

Love when I catch eBay sellers committing mail fraud

[cr0wc0rpse]

Do you guys want to see pics of the figures (and dolls) I’ve been looking at (and are tempted to get)

[oatmilkandvellichor]

i have lived in my own home for 5 years. 500-750sqft, multiple rooms. all my shit and my responsibility, at the very least to some significant degree when living with roommates and partners.

i’ve already got rid of like 75% of the shit i own if i’m being conservative. i am moving into a bedroom that is 63sqft. there is only 30sqft with my bed in the room. the rest the the home is furnished and well stocked. as a result i’m bringing in a lot to a tiny room with the understanding that i’ll have to do my last bisl stretch of downsizing during this moving process.

my parents are completely crazed by the idea that i might bring more than a suitcase and a box or two. i cannot stress enough how completely fine and normal they will be about the amount of stuff once it is unpacked and organized. they have a habit of not being able to process how much is contained in a box and how much can be sorted reasonably into a room from a box. it has nothing to do with reality it is a skill issue.

so you can imagine the very specific shit show i am preparing for. fiancé is already prepped on the necessary white lies to continue to placate them with so that they do not blow a gasket over a completely acceptable volume of material possessions.

[reborn--maggot]

oughh i want to package small business orders so bad.......

[foldingfittedsheets]

Every sales job I’ve worked has that one item. The white whale. The biggest ticket you can sell. The sale you brag about when you’re chatting with other industry people.

When I sold mattresses it was a split king adjustable base. That’s two twin extra long mattresses next to each other to make a king, but each side can move independently. They’re insanely expensive and honestly kind’ve impractical but it was the biggest ticket thing to sell.

When I sold sex toys though our white whale was the 20lb ass. It was a female pelvis, a cut out from the waist to the tops of the thighs. It was hyper realistic material and cost about $500. I definitely had bigger tickets but not in one item typically.

In my time at the sex shop, I sold three. Each time was completely different in terms of how the guy acted about buying it. The first man was a little embarrassed and shy about it. I was professional and supportive as I rang it up. Once I handed him the receipt he looked at the box. Then he looked at me.

If you’ve ever wondered how big a box has to be to fit a 20lb ass let me just tell you: it’s pretty damn big. It’s an uncomfortably large armful of box and every side has a picture of the sex toy inside on it. It’s not subtle.

“Could I get a bag….?”

There was no bag that existed that could possibly contain all that ass. “Hang on,” I told him.

I got scissors and tape and covered the box in cut up black bags. Looking relieved he picked up his purchase and left.

The next man to buy one carried it proudly to the counter; self assured and not embarrassed in the least. When I said I didn’t have a bag, but I could wrap it for him he gave a hearty shrug and hefted it into his arms, marching out the door with the butt on full display.

The last man to get one was just kind’ve an odd guy. Not creepy, but eccentric. We got along great, and as I rang him up I said, “Well one guy wanted his taped over, and one guy carried it out. What would you prefer?”

“There’s no bags?”

“No store bags. I think our jumbo trash bags in the back might fit it….?” It seemed rude to suggest putting a $500 item into a trash bag, but he wasn’t bothered.

He considered this then said, “Bring me the trash bag.”

When I delivered it to him he still managed to surprise me. Instead of shoving the huge box into it he opened the box. He took out his new $500 sex toy, and all the little things it came with, tipping them unceremoniously into the trash bag.

“There! Now I don’t have to deal with the box later!”

I was slightly stunned but agreed that I could easily deal with the trash. Then in a move I still think about with delight he flung the trash bag over his shoulder like a Santa with a sack full of ass and sauntered out the door.

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