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atlantic-riona · 2 years

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actually I'm very curious to know what lines and/or live rent free in everybody else's head

#mine are the entirety of Puck's monologue from A Midsummer Night's Dream #''I rather think he knew anyway'' from Bartimaeus #the whole scene from Bartimaeus where Kitty has just asked him about Ptolemy #and it ends with him going ''What do you presume to know about me''#''hound I am fallen'' from the Tain #''the wine dark sea'' from the Odyssey #''timshel'' from east of eden #the ending scene of arcadia where they're dancing by candlelight and the audience knows that the girl will die in a housefire that night #the entirety of the fate/stay night ubw abridged series but in particular the first and second episodes #''bite me bite me''#''I'm just doing a bit I speak modern English just fine''#''you know what this is? we're sailing a friendship. the ss get-along''#also many lines from Peter Pan #''to die will be an awfully big adventure''#''but he was looking in through the window at the one joy which he could never share''#to name a few #superman's world of cardboard speech in jlu #the argument between batman and lord batman in jlu #''mom and dad. they'd be *so* proud''#lots of folk songs #''true love has no season no rhyme nor no reason/justice is cold as the granger county clay''#''how do you like his face he said how do you like his chin/how do you like that dead body now there's no life within #it's more I love his cheeks she said it's mor I like his chin/it's more I love that dead body than all of your kith and kin''#''they came in the night when the men were asleep/that band of Argyles through snow soft and deep/#like murdering foxes among helpless sheep/they slaughtered the house o' MacDonald''#more poetry #''she walks in beauty like the night/of cloudless climes and starry skies/#and all that’s best of dark and bright/meet in her aspect and her eyes''#and the first half of the lady of shalott poem #okay I'll stop now 😂😂😅

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eastgaysian · 10 months

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#ordinary photo of yeti #they made astarion in a lab for me to be obsessed with.#like hottest man in game for me is halsin truthfully. astarion is my shitty little white dog with separation anxiety who bites people.#very different things. if i say i'm doing a playthrough as astarion that's when you put me down #main factor motivating me not to is i need to hear neil newbon's voice acting at least once a minute or i die.#i've got a dark urge concept rattling around the brain but i should maybe self-impose a gaming break and take care of. responsibilities 😐

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lovelenivy · 7 months

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mouse bites™

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theeroticlover · 2 months

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unholyhymns · 1 year

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still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.

very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill

#i will be doing this again if im ever asked the question like that again #i make a habit of talking to street preachers tho so im used to it. they tell me the most insane thing and i collect #their mark of the beast literature #*kicking my religious studies degree under the rug* come closer i don't bite

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prettyoutlandish · 3 months

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littlekitty-69blog · 8 months

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sofiaaparker · 8 months

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opossumisst · 3 months

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[Goddess of Rot]

I forgot tumblr existed again but hi ive been playing elden ring

#my art #elden ring #malenia blade of miquella #fanart #malenia #malenia goddess of rot #elden ring fanart #i love drawing malenia but her fight almost made me bite my table #actually godskin noble was more of a pain to fight

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umblrspectrum · 2 months

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i love learning cursive just to write text for exactly one character

#fun umbral lore. i can barely read cursive #if you want to hide anything from me then write it in cursive and i will literally never be able to read it #or write it. i had to google cursive text generator and copy it for this #ill settle on textbox designs also eventually #god its been so long since i've drawn the manor gang i think #saw this post and i immediately thought “cyn”#it has nothing to do with her being my number 1 blorbo. bite me #murder drones #art #murder drones n #murder drones v #murder drones j #murder drones cyn #serial designation n #serial designation j #serial designation v #they're so gay also they blushed immediately after this and made out probably im still torn between like 5 different ships #curse you fanfics for putting these ideas in my head

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luuzixo · 10 months

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cierradyang-blog · 5 months

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vintage-tigre · 2 months

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#snoopy #vintage #bite me #aesthetic #old school cool #style #retro comics #i am the monster rawr rawr rawr #inner tensions

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 9 months

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going through my old journals as part of therapy homework and i'm reading a section written in the emotional wreckage of a full-on breakdown when i get hit with this line:

There is never a satisfying answer to ‘Why didn’t they love me?’

like wow babe. good fucking point

#like you were on the ground biting the carpet and dry sobbing while you wrote that and still. good fucking point #not a shitpost #cptsd #and it's true. there's never a satisfying answer #the truth is i know why i wasn't loved #i analyzed my parent's traumas and abuse to death. i understand why i alienated and was alienated from my siblings #i know why my mom was too overwhelmed to be capable of nurturing #i know why my dad vanished into addiction and avoidance #the details of our cycles of trauma and cptsd and family history i have a phd in all of it #i understood perfectly. i spent years studying and now i knew the answer #and guess what? IT WAS NOT SATISFYING!!!#because they still didn't love me! and i still couldn't change that!#it was still a completely unsatisfying state of affairs!#so like. when the people who are supposed to love you...don't.#when the people who are supposed to take care of you...fail to #you can look for answers and reasons and explanations #but that's not actually going to FIX your situation.#and it's probably not within your ability TO fix the situation. (and definitely not your job)#because you don't need answers--you need a new situation #*inserts Just Walk Out. You Can Leave!!! (Running Skeleton) Meme*#and yes. walking out isn't always possible.#but for you i hope it will be one day soon. and i hope you build the courage to take that leap.#stepping away from the people who failed to love you...it feels like being untethered but also like being lighter than air #new and scary. immensely relieving. the future opens up. empty but empty like a canvas. blindingly bright until your eyes adjust #like climbing out of a pit you called home and for the first time realizing how bright the light of day can truly be #when you aren't just getting glimpses from the bottom of a hole

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hinamie · 2 months

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i'm on an itafushi kick and i am making it everyone else's problem

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #itadori yuuji #fushiguro megumi #itafushi #fanart #jjk fanart #megumi #yuuji #IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM ok i just love them so much #thinking abt them makes my heart do this unpleasant clench-stutter-race #and i think thats love???? unclear #anyway they are not out of my system so have sketches i will exposure therapy myself into posting more rough pieces if it kills me #im beginning to think that one of the reasons ive been so averse to posting sketches #is the fact tht i havent allowed myself to play around with different strokes n textures so ! I Will Do That .#rough chalk brush my beloved dry oil brush my beloved uneven pen textures my beloved #but god i just. BITES them.#however . one complaint. when both parties in a couple have pointy hair n u have to make them realistically interact . pain .#>:( i know i love u triangles..... but u r pushing ur luck

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egophiliac · 3 months

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was gonna wait 'til I'd done all the poms, but it's been a day, so have Vil with a Salazzle 🍎

#art #twisted wonderland #poketwst #what are they plotting? you don't want to know.#sigh. once again the whole 'i don't wanna do more than two each' thing is coming back to bite me.#salazzle was the immediate obvious one and then there were like two or three others i was really torn between #(milotic is the other obvious-seeming choice but there were others i felt fit more in different ways and...yeah)#then i remembered i don't actually have to draw more than one pokemon so here we are #with the ✨QUEENS✨#(me drawing salazzle's weird little feethands: heheheheh)

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