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[wimbledon2008]

i need to study his brain

[slutdge]

i cannot stress enough how cancerous the "girl math" "girl dinner" "explained for the girls" "bimbo feminism" trend is

[nibbelraz]

I like to imagine Mobei about the au with og!qinghua and qing-two-a (badum tss) is just the "Holy shit two cakes" thing. This is his snake qinghua and this is his rat qinghua. They're both nasty little things but one of them is venomous so you have to be careful with that one. Either way, he has two of them and you will not separate him from them.

YES YES YES HE HAS TWO SHANG QINGHUA'S!!! AND HE'S IN LOVE WITH BOTH!!!!

One is crying and sweating, and the other is plotting and scheming, but they both steal his heart.

[lavendergalactic]

☆ 　vince & rody rentry graphics!

day 8 of @magnoliawriter's event ! " a character you think is hot but don't know what media they are from " f2u w/ credit, reblog appreciated!

i kinda cheated a little because my boyfriend knows about this game, but personally i haven't played dead plate

stills + extra silly video under cut

[perenial]

new franklin expedition rpf dropped

[antiendovents]

The whole “make an alter” part of tumblr is crazy shit tbh. Like it makes me wonder what endogenic systems are on -🧊

REAL, CAUSE LIKE WWAHAT IS THAT!??!!?!!?? YOU CANT 'MAKE' AN ALTER JSUT FOR THE 'FUNSISES" OR WHATEVER

[chubby-cinna-bun]

Agere journal prompts you can do in a digital agere journal.

when it comes to journaling, not everyone can have a physical journal, or find it hard to maintain. With that, I present digital journal prompts, simple prompts you can write the answer to in anyway you want. Personally, I like to use Waffle cus it has so many cute journal covers for free.

What's your favorite cuddly toy or stuffed animal?

Describe the coziest blanket you have.

Share a giggle-worthy moment that made you smile today.

What's your go-to comfort snack or drink?

If you could have any magical animal friend, what would it be?

What's a lullaby or comforting song that makes you feel safe?

Tell me about a bedtime story you'd like to hear tonight.

What color makes you feel the happiest and safest?

Share a simple, happy word that makes you feel warm inside.

If you had a super special playtime, what activities would you include?

[beif0ngs]

I heard that, you pieces of sh*t! Do you all wanna be sent back to the Ice Age?!

[vampiricz]

✦˚₊‧꒰ა ECLIPSVAMPAROS ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ : a gender that's feels like a vampire dancing alone in a moonlit ballroom room awaiting a lover !

[morbific-or-felicific]

Your tutor Scaramouche, who begrudgingly continues to tutor you after the two of you start dating because he can’t stand watching his dumb little girlfriend fail all of her classes.

Your tutor Scaramouche, who gets bored while helping you and starts making things more and more convoluted and hard to understand just so he can watch you get pouty and frustrated.

Your tutor Scaramouche, who tells you that the topic you’re going over is “so simple even you should be able to understand”. Though clearly, he’s either lying or wrong, because you’ve never felt more confused.

Your tutor Scaramouche, who refuses to tutor anyone else despite many of your classmates begging him. Afterall, he wouldn’t want to spend multiple hours a week tutoring any idiot other than you (since he can’t fuck other students).

Your tutor Scaramouche, who gets annoyed having to deal with you complaining about how hard all the work is. He doesn’t complain to you when he’s hard (he just fucks you :)!

Your tutor Scaramouche, who decides that you should have a vibrator in your underwear while he helps you study so that you could actually have some consequences for your mistakes. It definitely wasn’t because he wanted an excuse to see you desperate and whining.

Your tutor Scaramouche, who gets tired of you trying to explain to him what exactly is confusing you and decides to just pull you onto your knees in front of him and shove his cock down your throat to keep you quiet.

Your tutor Scaramouche, who, after you’ve successfully completed all of your studying and work, fucks you for hours as a reward for you both.

Your tutor Scaramouche, who just loves you oh so much, despite how mean he is to you.

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[marycorcaroli]

sally will kiss your whole face when you feel depressed, his gentle palms go around your cheeks and with his thumb stroking one of them he looks at you with a look full of love and support. sal takes off his mask only next to you to show you how much he trusts you and is not afraid to be himself, he doesn't care about others but you are his universe and he wants you to know how beautiful you are in his eyes and how much he wants to be with you. he gently brings his lips to yours and gives you a gentle kiss where he gives you all his love and then hugs you tightly, you are his sun and moon, he intends to show you how bright you shine and how much you light the way for others.

[solomonomenon]

How often they'd like to have sex with committed s/o? I've decided on my emoji too.🧊

bang chan: he likes consistency but doesn't want it to feel like a chore. he'd probably want around 2-3 times a week if possible like enough to stay connected without it becoming predictable.

lee know: probably a few times a week like if you're into it, he’s there for it. he doesn’t always need to take the lead, sometimes he wants you to set the tone.

changbin: he's figuring things out. he’s eager and wants to be attentive, but he might not have a set rhythm yet. he wants enough to feel close but not too overwhelming. he’s growing into his confidence, so his pace might pick up as he gets more comfortable in the relationship.

hyunjin: if the relationship is stable, he's really passionate about it. he just needs things to be slow and meaningful at first. he's the type to take his time and savor every moment.

han: he doesn’t thrive on routine and prefers sex to feel spontaneous and fun. some weeks he might not feel it at all, and other weeks, he's ready for action multiple times.

felix: similar to hyunjin, he wants to take his time. he’s dreamy and patient, so he’s not rushing into physical connection constantly. he'd happy with once or twice a week.

seungmin: oh a lot. he's having fun and there's a sense of permissiveness, it could happen at any moment. sometimes he might want to have sex out of boredom, got nothing better to do? just fuck.

jeongin: he's figuring out what balance looks like for him. sometimes he's craving a lot then pulling back when he feels overwhelmed. he'd probably settle around once or twice a week.

[slutdge]

can someone please tell me what the fuck swifties are smoking that makes them lose their minds about lyrics that read like they were written by a 6th grader that just broke up with her first boyfriend after one day

[theconceptofanicecube]

Galolio Week day 6: Domestic

[perenial]

happy ministry of time release day!

[lupato]

Pokemon Lupin and Patren for the Gameboy Color

[ID: a series of fake screenshots in the style of Gen II Pokemon. the first image is of the link battle VS screen, with the player names set to the trainer classes "PHTM Thief" and "GSPO Officer."

the next three are gifs, cycling through fake battle screens and showing off trainer sprites and back sprites for Kairi, Touma, Umika, Keiichiro, Sakuya, Tsukasa, Noël, Gauche, and Zamigo (the latter two only having trainer sprites).

the next two show overworld sprites of Keiichiro walking around the GSPO office. in the first, he is standing in front of a desk, and the textbox says "Sakuya's desk. It's a mess." Jim Carter can be seen to the side. in the second, he is looking at a poster next to his own desk. the textbox says "It's a poster of the PHTM Thieves."

the next two show overworld sprites of Kairi walking around Bistrot Jurer. in the first, he is walking away from the stairs, and Touma and Umika can be seen behind the counters. in the second, he is walking between tables.

the next two are of Noël standing in Kairi's room. he is looking at a picture frame on the desk, and the textbox says "It's a photo of a young man hugging a child...they look familiar...

the last image is a gif of a dex entry for an orange and red Shaymin, flipping between its land and sky forms. the entry reads "An excitable, odd-colored Shaymin. Its form seems to change depending on its current company. /END ID]