#🦄 bullshits

[kaji-todoroki]

that's... what?

This is a detail I would have preferred to keep behind closed doors. ("°_° )

CANON FACT

Kaji has a 7 inches dick and we all thank god and Dabi for that.

[nando161mando]

🦄🧸👽

[artebris]

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

- Mommy, mommy, how did you understand you’ll marry daddy?

- I heard him snoring next to me, sweetheart. Choose a partner whose snoring can make you fall asleep, not otherwise.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Arlene would not say bullshit. And Ominjs snores like a tender god. 💤

…

Well, anyway, I got my tablet finally and waiting for pencil for it to come! So I managed to draw this little tiny sketch with my holy damn one finger with crying blood tears. It’s my first time. 🌸

I know it’s messy, but that was hella fun, exploring new possibilities! And I finally know how to make those videos and make them so comfy, omg.🦄

Personal achievement post with my silly OTP. Posted to track progress. I am hella proud of myself. 🌚

Have fun out there! ✨

[rochenn]

🦄 & 🍄 & 🎃 !

Thank you! :D

🦄 Is there a new POV you'd like to try writing?

Just speaking perspective-wise, I'm very comfortable in the classic POV (third person limited), but I'm thinking about writing an epistolary fic, so I'll have to get much, MUCH more comfortable with first person perspective :'D

Character-wise, I'm not sure. I have written from a whole bunch of POVs in my published and unpublished wips already—Obi-Wan, Asajj, Cody, Dooku, Palpatine, Barriss, Savage, Padmé, Anakin, Ahsoka, Mace, Rex...

Now that I think about it, I fucking love Bail and Mon Mothma and Leia and Luthen and UGHHH so many guys. Tarkin, even. Maybe I'll whip something up with some of these people this year! The idea of Leia interacting with Force ghost!Dooku has been haunting me intermittently, anyway fhshfhsbfh

🍄 Are there any fandoms you've never written for but want to try?

Oh, yeah! TF2 is a big one. Those team dynamics and colorful personalities WILL be the death of me someday.

Other than that. Dude. Niche German bullshit incoming BUT THAT ONE FUCKING COPAGANDA SHOW THAT HAS BEEN RUNNING WITH THE SAME CAST SINCE 2002 AND HAS CREATED THE MOST INSUFFERABLE QUEERBAIT THE LIKES OF WHICH SUPERNATURAL CANNOT EVEN TOUCH. Every time a new episode comes out I get more unwell about these old men. And also, wow, what an incredible ensemble cast. I have Feelings and one day I will break and write them out. Man.

🎃 Do you plan on writing any seasonal fics?

Lmao I'm always thinking about it but I am slower than [insert national railway service of your choice] so I usually skip out 💀 For what it's worth, Rifle is a seasonal fic in the sense that I started it last summer and all my endless loathing for the heat and humidity is condensed in those first few chapters.

I'm getting faster, though! I might participate in whumptober this year :D

[gaycavilltheorists-blog]

"Shug... spill the tea"

Kay, so. He was doing his signing thing, moving along the line and when he got up near us I said that I'd heard he really loved the Witcher books. His face lit up and he looked right at me, gave me this bit about how much he loved him. I asked him "so what did you think about how Geralt saved Triss in A Shard of Ice?" and I kid you not this man said with his whole chest about how much of a devoted person Geralt was, devoted to his friends, such a white knight. The funniest part about it was that Geralt doesn't save Triss in A Shard of Ice. She's not even in it. Again this man was giving me his full attention and could clearly hear me despite the crowd and the noise. I said "I guess that must be why Yennefer was so angry at her in Season of Storms and why she refused to help Geralt get his swords back". He gave me some answer about Yen's jealousy being one of her great faults but she and Geralt were meant for each other and eventually it all worked out. Triss isn't in Season of Storms either, and Yennefer gets Geralt's swords back to him fully at her own expense and without being asked. Anyone who'd actually read the books would know not only that I was bullshitting but also how badly I was doing it. Ain't no way this man has touched those books except to prep for interviews, and if he was so book accurate he would have conveyed Geralt's penchant for being a whiner a little better.

Shug.... I'm dead...dead

Bury my flaming homo unicorn 🦄 fart and rainbow ass

Shugggg, you just killed me

I'm shook to the core!😂 😂😂😂

[uni-blu]

YO YO YO!

uhh…COOLEST SCOUT AROUND TOWN HERE. CALL ME UNI, T’S WHAT THE CHICKS CALL ME!!!! (100% REAL.) VINCE OR VINCENT IS OKAY TOO, I GUESS.

GOT MY HANDS ON A PHONE, ONLY FAIR TO GRACE THE WORLD WITH MY AWESOMENESS, AM I RIGHT??? YEAHHHH I AM SO RIGHT.

THAT BEIN’ SAID…HIT ME UP! CHICKS AND DUDES AND…uh…EVERYONE. ANYONE. I’LL ANSWER ALL YOUR BURNIN’ QUESTIONS!!! HAND ‘EM OVER! (YES, EVEN THAT RED TEAM BULLSHIT. YOU’RE LUCKY I TALK TO YOU PUNKS TOO.)

- UNI OUT 🫡

[REF SHEET AND TAG GUIDE BELOW]

#🦄 - Uni answers.

#🌈 - Non ask posts / original posts.

#🫧 - Personal / lore.

#✨ - Reposts.

If you dont like please just scroll/block! Thanks! 🩵

[chronic-shinposter]

🐄 about me 🐄

jade -- late 20s -- she/her main tumblr -- cara -- archive of our own (you may also see my south park sideblog comment sometimes cuz it's what tumblr designates as my main)

i post my art, essays, and also reblog periodically

i don't post or reblog anything nsfw but i do have a potty mouth, i make very lame jokes, and i am a massive simp

🦄the shit i post 🦄

anything and everything dragon ball but especially the little purple mohawk man

will forever spread shin propaganda. 90% of my original posts are about shin. others are the exception not the rule

i reblog everything on a queue. if i heart your post there's like a 98% chance it's in the queue and you'll see me scream in the tags

i'm actually very boring and not much of a shipper but i still may reblog ships from time to time because i like the art or i think a concept is cute

✨what can U do✨

you're more than welcome to send asks for me to draw dragon ball characters or silly ideas/prompts. i can't guarantee i'll draw them but i welcome variety and i'm honored that you'd like to see me draw something. sometimes i save requests for a rainy day

i'm actually so desperate to talk about dragon ball so i welcome discussions/theories/whatever. i have been annoying my friends about for years. my brain is a prison

every single like and reblog and reply lights up my world, thank you so much for looking at my art and essays and bullshit. even if i may not always reply, please know it means a lot to me.

i hope you have a wonderful day!!

[rainbowsky]

Happy Pride! 💖🌈🦄

Happy Pride, everyone!

I wanted to celebrate Pride this year by sharing some great up-beat queer anthems - songs from some of the groundbreaking queer artists who have been raising their voices to make the world a better place every day. Let's celebrate diversity together! 😘

Domo Wilson - Bisexual Anthem

Domo Wilson should really be the one to start the Pride festivities this year, with this amazing, amazing, amazing Bisexual Anthem. Songs like this are rare - great message AND good song. This woman is fucking brilliant. (Sexually explicit lyrics).

Brenda Fassie - Vuli Ndlela

Africa's first openly gay pop star Brenda Fassie is an incredible talent. Her voice, her style, everything about the way she sings is utterly captivating, compelling and packed full of emotion - whether it be joy or misery.

I discovered her a while back and had that tragic modern experience of falling in love with an artist and then immediately being pitched into grief as I learned about her difficult life and too early death.

Some of you might be familiar with the Chinese term, 'jaiyou' which literally means 'add oil' or more generally, 'go for it!' Vuli ndlela is a similar term that means 'make way!'

The song is about sticking it to gossipy neighbours on her son's wedding day (because they thought he'd never marry and find lasting love), but over the years it has become a popular anthem of empowerment and encouragement.

Troye Sivan and Gordi - Wait

Who can resist a dreamy, sweet duet with two queer darlings?

Muna - Pink Chiffon (feat. Phoebe Bridgers)

I've shared this song before on my blog but it's such a sweet, catchy, up-beat song it deserves to be shared again.

Beth Ditto - We Could Run

One of the greatest - and most consistently and criminally underrated - voices in music.

Kehlani - Altar

This isn't an artist I've followed in the past, but this particular song is so infectious, I absolutely love it.

Shae Diamond - I Am Her

In her own words:

"My name is Shea Diamond, Singer/Songwriter based in NYC by way of Flint, MI. I was born into a gender role that I did not accept & I didn’t feel like myself. Desperate to find the financial means to transition to my true gender, I committed a crime in 1999 & was sentenced to 10 years in a men's prison. While incarcerated, I found a community that shared my trans experience - it was there where I found my voice. I began writing “I Am Her” as a statement to a world that said I shouldn't exist. I wrote it as an anthem for all those that felt shunned for simply being who they were. In 2009 I was released from prison. Shortly after my release, I moved to New York City where I found a studio to record “I Am Her” and the means to create a video for my song."

Ria Mae - Bend

Canadian pop sensation Ria Mae, yet another criminally underrated artist whose work speaks for itself. Let's give her some love as her home town and province have been suffering intense and dangerous wildfires, and destruction to homes and wildlife habitat.

Janelle Monae - Lipstick Lover

I don't even need to say anything about this song that this stupid-ass 'age restriction' bullshit doesn't already say. 😅

It's worth the trip to YouTube.

Erasure - A Little Respect

I'll close this off with one of the best gay anthems ever written, and one of my all-time favorite songs. Never has it felt more relevant than it does today, with all the hate being thrown at queer people, all the backward redneck laws, all the churchy dicks trying to destroy the lives of people they don't understand. Like the line in the song:

What religion or reason Could drive a man to forsake his lover?

What indeed?

Happy Pride everyone! 💖

YouTube playlist of these songs.

[casmybelovedass]

I hate how New Who's problem is fundamentally the writing, cuz then people can just decide to ignore it and blame the actors to win the best doctor war.

Chris had fantastic writing g for a test season, and he was a great Doctor. He really embodied the whimsical of it all while still showing the darkness of an ancient being who had lost it all and was ready to make it rain Hell. Unfortunately he only lasted one season for us to enjoy, but canonically he'd had a century of being himself.

He's skippable.

David had some BRILLIAN writing and some really fucking MEH writing, but he did portrait the figure of someone trying so hard to run from their past while still being haunted by it in a poisonous way. BUT he was also trying to paint this image of himself as dashing merry-go-lucky but tragic hero, which inevitably brought him to his downfall. Water of Mars, while being a kinda MEH episode, contains the most important lesson of them all for him. He is not a human, nor a God, and he was trying to be both at the same time. And he is especially tragic because in canon he only got to live about 6-7 years. Fuck.

He's a crybaby.

Matt. Was. It. He WAS whimsical itself in that "I am clearly not a human and I do not care in the slightest 😀" way. WHILE being the one to actually almost succeed in leaving everything behind. The man who forgets. Fucking beautiful. BUT fucking Moffat had to go and create all these beautiful and interesting storylines to just... kinda fuck them up. Sometimes there really is a feeling of missed closure that makes me visibly shake. Oh well. But for real, I'm a hardcore 10girl (gn) and even I say that Matt's Doctor was the PERFECT combination of friendly and scary. 11/10

He's not Tennant.

PETER. WAS. IT. I will never rest until he gets recognised as one of the fucking best doctors. He was done. SO fucking done with it all. And while 9 was anaesthetised, 10 was PTSD-ed, and 11 was TIRED™️, 12 is 💯 done. Him finally getting back to Gallifrey only to fuck off in his childhood shed as people keep trying to talk to him? His fucking look when Rassilon interrupts him from eating his soup? AND THEN STRAIGHT UP LEAVING?!?!! Iconic. He is done playing young Prince Charming. He is Done trying to be human. He is letting all his years hit him like a truck and being incredibly autistic about it. SO fucking real. BUT his writing was shit. Same thing happened with Matt, he was given shit material to work with but CONSTANTLY like I can count on almost two hands the number of episodes I for real FOR REAL enjoyed. And unfortunately most of them would be because Missy or River were there. That was a mastodontical fucking loss. Fuck.

He's old and tasteless.

And Jodie. Poor fucking Jodie. She got caught in the Chibnall hurricane and suffered massively for it. The writing? Shit. The storylines? Shit. Motives? Shit. Characterisation? Sometimes really fucking shitty. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE TIMELESS CHILD BULLSHIT my god help me lord I am going to be sick. She did an amazing job being 🦄The Doctor🧚‍♂️, BUT her writing for the Oncoming Storm was so shit she couldn't do anything with it. They made her a tasteless Tennant and then blamed her for it. They really treated her as the "Yeah you got your female Doctor now shut up" Doctor, and gave her nothing else to be remembered for, unless you count the having the most fucking absurd writing Doctor. And to make her leave after having broadcasted to the moon and back that David was reprising the role, and that a non-british actor of colour was coming next, really took her moment away. Fucking awful.

She's a woman and tasteless.

Shameful.

[banana-split-bitch-club]

THE UNIVERSE IS YOUR STAGE- PERFORM! AND DONT WORRY, WE’RE ALL HERE FOR THE SHOW. 🐩💘👛🐽🦄🐝🐝🐥🪼 ♥︎☆🝊𐬾

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PATIENT ZERO: PECAN

*bubble gum pops* HELLO AGAIN tumblr nation…it’s your favorite truckstop whore in the flesh.. nyeah………ANYWAYS. For those who haven’t come to know me my names pecan and I run a church (my blog) where we smoke newports and attend sermons (whatever bullshit posts I have to give) PLEASE! Make yourselves at home- the body of Christ is a gift that keeps on giving.

Specimen Info:

-My name is pecan, and I also sometimes go as pecanpie. Other aliases include: Cherry Ferry Fantasia. Choose wisely how you refer to me- or don’t, I don’t even exist!

-I’m 19 and female, you can use whatever pronouns when referring to me, but I usually go by she/her 🪭🪭🪭

-ADHD

-aroace, with a hint of bisexuality.

-My hobbies include: drawing, writing (though I rarely ever do finish my pieces let alone publish them) collecting worthless garbage, listening to music and blowing my eardrums out, being an eternal pain in the ass to deal with, thrifting, sitting on porches, smoking winstons, masquerading as a sane individual, dressing up, and trying out new things because I am an avid dopamine chaser. woohoo!

Things I like: Pretentious media, throwing pitchforks at rich priests, consumerism, otome games, douma, buddhism, echo rose, religious studies, args, reaching divinity, shitty manga, maximalism in every sense, bedazzled stuff, money, getting tacky nails, the roaring 20’s, 1950’s femme fashion, old era aesthetics, boutique shops, leopard print, grandma couches, Hollywood reality media, Madonna’s American Life album, Smokey eyeshadow, pathetic wet sop characters and a lot more.

-I have two cats, Mochi and Waffles. The bloodline ends with yours truly.

Fandoms I’m currently active in; see bio :)

Movies I like: Pink Flamingos, No Country For Old Men, Helter Skelter, Pulp Fiction, All the Boys Love Mandy Lane, Girl Interrupted, Valerie and Her Week of Wonders, Spun, Gummo, Last Night in Soho, Fruit of Wonder, Elephant (2003), The Royal Tenenbaums - will be updated the more I get my hands on anything new that tickles my fancy.

My taste in music: I’m pretty versatile when it comes to what I prefer, so it could range from bimbo-pop to classical music. Anything that sounds good to me I like. I mostly listen to 50’s housewife songs and lady Gaga, though.

-I’m a big fan of indie art and surrealism. Filmmaking as well. Shaye Saint John and Mouchette.org are a few of my favorites.

-I like mortuary work and autopsies. I hold the death industry in high regards- not everyone is willing to work with corpses.

-huge GIGANTIC douma fan. anything and everything douma related I will not hesitate to engage with, he’s my little guy.

- heart sunglasses ambassador (this is my trademark) ❤️

-Polka dot prints and faux fur are resounding yesses.

-You know Florence? (If you get the reference.)

-I think vintage pill cases are lovely.💋

-I have the response time of a limp dick. I either respond in less than a second or only after 3 business months.

-I’ve been working on my new oc line on and off for a few months now, called FEAR & LOATHING in JERUSALEM. artblock is a massive bitch, but stuff is in progress.

Anyways if you’re a terrible human being feel free to block me, you are not welcome onto my blog thank you very much xoxo (transphobes homophobes ableists you know who you are)

GOT COMPLAINTS? CONTACT ME AT 1-666-JERUSALEM-CRACK-SHACK! Make sure to leave me a message. Business hours only!

MASTERLIST: IN THE WORKS?

[sejianismodding]

👹 I noticed something after finally completing my Reaper's Rewards. Today I investigated.

"KEEP READING" to read this on Tumblr.

It's important that you know how your game works when you're dealing with bullshit.

Happy At Home IS - for lack of a better explanation - "account-bound". It's just done incompetently and that's why the "NEW CONTENT" gold badge keeps popping up on the CAS items (I haven't checked the BB objects).

Reaper's Rewards IS NOT "account-bound", it's EAxis "server-bound".

Entitlement data is pulled from the server and stored in "accountDataDB.package". EA App must be in Online Mode for this to happen. If your EA App is in Offline Mode - intentionally because you did it yourself or unintentionally because you have !@#$ internet like me or because EAxis' servers are !@#$ - and you lose your "accountDataDB.package" and cannot reconnect to EAxis' servers, you will lose access to your "server-bound" rewards until you can reconnect and relaunch the game.

You need to actually launch or relaunch the game while both EA App and The Sims 4 are in Online Mode for this entitlement data to populate the "accountDataDB.package". I might refine this statement in the future if I decide to troubleshoot more.

Let's talk about the difference between how Happy At Home was initially full-arsed and how Reaper's Rewards is unlocked.

Happy At Home was never "server-bound" or "account-bound", it was "device-bound". It stored one-time (like the way EAxis said they'll only fix their Live Event !@#$ ups "one-time, make-good" - yeah, they ain't gettin' away from that statement) entitlement data in the "UserSetting.ini" file, which meant if your .INI was deleted or corrupted or lost, there goes your Happy At Home rewards. Of course, this could be easily remedied for simmers on PC and Mac, etc. by just adding the required string of entitlement data back into the .INI - which EAxis refused to tell you or let anyone else tell you - but console simmers were !@#$ed unless they could access the Gallery and find one of the Households or Rooms with all the rewards that were uploaded by "Good Samaritan" simmers.

The initial Happy At Home full-arsery evolved into what we have now AKA the buggy "NEW CONTENT" half-arsed "account-bound" unlock - they say it's "account-bound" but it could be a half-arsed "override patch" similar to my no-arse Happy At Home FOMO Unlock. Yuh can't pull the wool over my eyes, fam, I've been gaming for half of my life and I know how to do some !@#$.

As explained above, Reaper's Rewards is... different. On the bright side of EAxis seemingly only now starting to learn how to "Live Event account-bound" in 2024, it means if you lose your "accountDataDB.package" you can still get your entitlement data back by "simply" reconnecting to EAxis' servers and launching or relaunching the game. This wasn't possible with Happy At Home. On the dark side, it means if EAxis !@#$s up on their end and you've lost your "accountDataDB.package", you can permanently lose Reaper's Rewards.

On the me side, 🦄 my FOMO Unlocks give zero !@#$s about EAxis and their "server-bound" entitlements and "account-bound" half-arsery. They will always work unless EAxis decides to !@#$ around.

It never ends, does it?

Why do game publishers insist on holding our games hostage after taking our money? Did you hear about the recent fiascos with other publishers removing purchased games from customers' libraries?

The last time the industry crashed it was the fault of the publishers. If it crashes again, it will be the fault of the publishers again - not the pirates and not "woke ideology" or pronouns or gender-neutral vocabulary. I'm soap-boxing, sorry.

If you'd like to test my claim...

1️⃣ EXIT the game.

2️⃣ BACKUP your "accountDataDB.package" for your own ease of mind - I just delete mine, I don't give no !@- 😹 You can simply RENAME it to "accountDataDB.packageOFF". You need "File name extensions" ENABLED to do this.

3️⃣ GO OFFLINE in EA App.

4️⃣ LAUNCH the game and enter CAS. The game can be in Online Mode, it don't matter.

5️⃣ Reaper's Rewards has Clothing Top and Clothing Bottom CAS items so choose either of those categories and try to FILTER for the SPECIAL "Event Rewards" tag. It ain't there, innit? It ain't there because Reaper's Rewards aren't available. Reaper's Rewards aren't available because you ain't got no entitlement data on your account.

6️⃣ Because we can, switch to Full Body and FILTER again for "Event Rewards"… Oh look! Half-arsed Happy At Home is here! Yes, I know I punctuated "it's" wrong.

7️⃣ Now that you've seen what you can't un-know, EXIT the game, DELETE the new "accountDataDB.package", RENAME the old "accountDataDB.packageOFF" to remove the "OFF", GO ONLINE in EA App (or not, it doesn't matter because the entitlement data is in your old "accountDataDB.package") and gwan wit yo bad self.

EAxis doesn't know what the !@#$ they're doing and they should stop this !@#$ and go back to SDX... or they do and they're intentionally !@#$ing around. 👹

I said I wouldn't talk about Happy At Home again.

Technically I'm talking about Reaper's Rewards.

It's important that you know how your game works when you're dealing with bullshit.

Cheers!

I will never get into the "EA Partnership Program" thing with my attitude. 😹

[epithet-beloved]

Hi I'm shimmying in here awkwardly but can we have some ideas for Jericho x Dixon for the 3 starving jerixon fans please

MEETING HALFWAY

synopsis… Dixon and Jericho both need romance advice, and the only people they can ask are their cellmates, who are coincidentally both terrible at it.

ft. Jericho Felocity, Dixon Roughhouse, Ramsey Murdoch, California Slim, Alcatraz

tags… anime campaign, epithet erased spoilers, Slim and Ramsey give awful romantic advice, pre-relationship, mutual pining, straight up painful pining they are both so oblivious, Dixon sorta has a nervous breakdown

word count… 1284

a/n… this is my first time writing Dixon I hope the fandom approves of me ✧ 🦄

“Well, at least it’s not Ramsey.”

Was the first thing California Slim said when Jericho told him he had feelings for Dixon.

“Yeah, but what do I say to him?” Jericho was frantically running on his treadmill to blow off some steam, a clear nervous energy about him. In clear contrast to his normal, everyday frantic running on his treadmill. “I’m not really that great at talking. You think he even notices me at all?”

“Oh, don’t listen to Slim, Jeri!” Alcatraz was much more enthusiastic about this matter than the murderer he was attached to, and saw fit to float next to Jericho trying to calm his nerves. “Dixon seems like he’s got a lot to say himself, I’m sure he just appreciates you being a good listener!”

“Yeah,” Slim scoffed, “a lotta crazy bullshit to say.”

The ghost turned to glare at his companion, but with no face, the look of disappointment on his face was left entirely to the imagination.

Jericho, lost in thought about his current dilemma, seemed utterly oblivious to the argument going on behind him. “Yeah, maybe it’s better if I just let him talk. I don’t want him to think I’m weird or anything.” Almost as if to demonstrate his point, the man’s body phased partially through the front of his treadmill whilst he continued to ‘run’ in place as if nothing were wrong.

“Jericho, everyone in this place is goddamn weird. And Dixon’s a nut — guys like him can’t afford to be picky about their company.” Slim just watched his cellmate for a few seconds, then sighed and massaged his temples. Usually, Jericho was an alright guy to bunk with, but sometimes he could be a real headache……. “You sure a relationship in prison could even work? You guys only see each other during lunch time.”

“Don’t listen to him,” Alcatraz quickly said, as he did after pretty much everything Slim told people. “I’m sure you two will find a way! You’re such creative souls!”

“That’s sure a way to put it…..” The actual murderer eventually stood up, finally deciding to do something about his poor friend’s predicament. “C’mon, man, you got yourself all outta sorts.” Thinking it would help somehow, he gave Jericho a hearty slap on the back to try and force him out of the treadmill, but this only created a bigger problem.

“Oh, that’s not good!”

“No fucking shit, Sherlockatraz!” The two unfortunate souls were currently faced with their friend lodged halfway through the cell wall, legs dangling in a janky position. Slim first pressed his ear to the wall, trying to make out if the speed runner was suffocating to death like he did last time. “You breathing in there, dumbass?!”

“Oh,” came Jericho’s voice from the other cell. “Hi Dixon!”

California Slim turned to the ghost with a tired expression. “Never mind. It’s worse than we thought.”

Not like things were going much better in the cell next door before that, anyway.

✧ ✧

“I dunno, I just, I just—“ Dixon was pacing back and forth like the madman Ramsey knew that he was. “I feel like he’s the only one who gets me, but like, what— what if he doesn’t get me? What if he’s an alien? Or a spy? Or— or an alien spy?!”

“Dixon,” started Ramsey, who was laying on his bed like a teenage girl while drawing another commission of a certain inmate’s fursona. “He avoids clipping to the front of the lunch line every day just so he can stand next to you. I’m pretty sure he likes you.”

“But what if he’s just like that with— with everyone?!” From the corner of his eye, Ramsey saw Dixon hunched over with his hands in his hair. If he got any more nervous, he was pretty sure the guy would start pulling his hair out.

“You’re overthinking it.”

“And why shouldn’t I overthink it, man?!” In the split second that Ramsey looked away, Dixon had rushed over to his bunk and was now aggressively shaking the poor rat man by his shoulders. “I finally have the first good chance with a guy in years, he doesn’t treat me li-like I’m crazy, and I could— I could just fuck it all up! ‘Cause crazy fuckin’ Dixon fucks everything up!”

“Hey, hey, relax…..” Worried for his cellmate, Ramsey would slowly raise his hands and place them on the bespectacled man’s shoulders. “None of us ever said that about ya.”

“Slim tells me I’m a nut.”

“Slim’s a dick and he does not speak for us.” Ramsey took a pause to sit up properly, not slouching as he gave his friend a serious look. “Listen, Dixon. My man. If you’re crazy, then so is everyone else in this damn place. And Jericho is the sweetest guy I know, there’s no way in hell he isn’t happy to listen to you. I’m happy to listen to you. So even if stuff doesn’t work out, look at me.”

Dixon, who had stopped shaking, flickered his eyes up from the floor to Ramsey’s face.

“You’ll always have me. We’re buds! I mean it.”

There was a long pause where neither man said anything, and the conspiracy theorist’s eyes resumed darting around the room at high speed. Always thinking, considering, analyzing. Perhaps a bit too much sometimes.

“Y-yeah,” he’d eventually stutter out from between clenched teeth. Finally noticing how tightly he’d been holding Ramsey, he pulled back like he’d just touched a hot stove. “Sorry….” He held one of his wrists and watched his own hand as he flexed it lightly. “Guess I’m just used to all the sorts of stuff….stuff my family—“

A loud crash and the room shaking made both men yelp, interrupting whatever was about to be said in favor of whipping their heads around to the first and last person Dixon was hoping to see.

“Oh, hi Dixon!” An awkward, smiling Jericho was what awaited them, waving with one hand while the other dangled uselessly. Only his upper half graced the room with its presence, the other presumably stuck in his own cell.

“Oh,” Dixon mirrored, suddenly laughing to fill the silence. “Hey! Need, uh…..need some help there?” Shit, he was repeating his words again. Was he weirding him out?

“Nah, I’m alright for now.” Wait, was he worrying him? Now Jericho almost felt bad for showing up. “Just, uh….haven’t talked to you in a while. How’s it been?”

“FINE! I mean uh. Fine!” Dixon lied. “Was just talking…..talking about……”. The man made the mistake of glancing at Ramsey for guidance, who was of no help and instead chose to gawk at Dixon helplessly. “…..alien spies!”

With a conversation hook, Jericho now felt less nervous. He liked it when Dixon talked — it was like the only side quest dialogue in the world he wouldn’t skip. “Wow, I love aliens! Like in Metroid!”

Dixon pointed at Jericho and nodded rapidly, too nervous to do anything but blindly agree and go off of what the other man was saying. “YES, it is exactly like Metroid! You are SO right! Y-you know, it’s kinda like how— how jellyfish are ancient alien parasites that’ll create the zombie uprising!”

“Really? I’d love to be a zombie, because then I’d be the fastest one!”

✧ ✧

“You know, they really are just painful to listen to.”

“Slim, be nice!” Alcatraz chastised. “I for one am glad that they’re bonding! You should stand to be more like them!”

“Mmm, no thanks.” The murderer peeled himself off of the wall and skulked back to his bed. “I’m just glad I’ll get to say I called it when they start dating in a few weeks.”

[ticklish-wallflower]

🐿🦚🦫🦄 please and thanks 😌

💌@gigglesis

(from this post)

u are NOT welcome 🙄

🐿: One spot which drives you nuts?

I have tons, but I'll just go with above the knees 🫠

🦚: Favourite spot to show/be shown as a tease?

I don't know if I have one! tummy's are always so cute, but so many other spots are good too. I think if I was being shown a spot it wouldn't matter, all of them are great :D

🦫: Name a specific tease that makes you go "Dam"

now look. you know plenty that get to me...whatever. I guess I'll just go with a generic explanation rather than a super specific tease bc I simply refuse to. ANYWAY.

maaaaybe like. when someone goes into great detail about how much they wanna destroy you, and how much fun it'll be, and a bunch of other masochistic bullshit

🦄: One of your tickle fantasies?

I don't know if this classifies as a fantasy, but two lers 😵‍💫

[magicallyclueless]

🐄 about me 🐄

jade -- late 20s -- she/her

very much multi-fandom though all my stardew valley goes here. i proudly work for concernedape (mainly forums and support help) and may comment on stardew relevant topics from time to time to help spread the word. i run the stardew valley discord voluntarily!

i also like to spread my own tangential bullshit about anything on my mind (usually whatever thing i am really into at the time)

dragon ball sideblog: @chronic-shinposter south park sideblog: @princessmarionette

my cara account -- archive of our own

🦄the shit i post 🦄

i mostly post stardew valley fan art, my ocs, and sometimes reblog art from my sideblogs that i'm particularly proud of

i also will post fanfic updates, though they are far and few between

i used to not reblog here but i might do that more to keep this account more lively + there's so much pretty art and great memes out there

i have a bad sense of humor and i am a potty mouth but i try to avoid posting/reblogging nsfw and heavy topics

✨what can U do✨

ur more than welcome to send asks and say hi about whatever! i'm not that open to taking original requests, but if you ask about a fandom i post about i might do some art. i tend to save requests for a rainy day i hope ur having a wonderful day!!

[anneimaginesundertale]

(🦄convince them of a new number they invented between 5 and 6. Jess with Aster. XD)

This drabble is a sequel to THIS ONE. (And I guess for a moment that link was an April Fool because I accidentally linked to a book I was thinking of getting my mom. Whoops!)

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"Hey, Aster, you're a professor, right?"

Aster adjusted his glasses a bit and nodded. "Yes."

You pulled a folder out of your bag. "I need you to use your professor smarts on this," you said. "It's for a case that just came in. Some academic paper. I tried to read it but I fell asleep, and G's off on a trip this week. I was hoping you could help me make sense of it?"

"I can certainly try," Aster said. He took the folder from you and flipped through the pages. "I should be able to read this and summarize it for you in, perhaps, an hour?"

"Great! Thanks so much." You gave him a big hug. "How about we meet for lunch to talk about it? My treat, since you're doing me a favor."

Aster nodded, already engrossed in the paper. You stifled your laughter as you left the room. You texted G as you walked away.

You: He totally fell for it!

G: I knew he would.

You: We're meeting up in an hour. You want video?

G: I want a video call. I wanna see his face when he realizes it and hear him in real-time.

You: 👍 Call me in an hour.

G: Will do. Love you, angel. You're the best.

You: Turnabout is fair play. Even if it's two years later. 😘

An hour later, you and Aster met at Grillby's, with G on the phone "just to say hi".

"So," you said, twirling a french fry, "what's the paper about?"

Aster huffed. "It's the most ridiculous thing," he said. "Do you remember the trick we played on G a few years ago, about a new number between 5 and 6?"

"Yeah..." You tried really hard not to snicker. You could see G covering his mouth on the phone.

"Well, this paper is trying to prove that such a number really exists! It quotes other papers, references books, and even has proofs! But I went through all of them and they're all fake!"

"No, really?"

"Yes!" Aster smacked a hand on the table. "It's very well written, but it's all absolute bullshit! Er, if you'll pardon the academic term. I don't know what this has to do with your case, but whoever wrote this is both really clever and really stupid."

"Gee, thanks, bro," G deadpanned. "Good to know two years of work are just worthless now."

Aster looked at his brother on the screen. Then he looked at you. "You--you--" he spluttered.

"April Fool!" you said and burst into laughter.

[magical-bigbang-noona]

Two things to add two more of my cents to.

First, the court proceedings of S* that JTBC got a hold of and shared so far. Just the two things revealed so far are eye opening and disgusting.

Read up on it. Enough proof given including testimonies by S*employees to get him on 29 occasions of procuring prostitution for clients/friends/guests. He was either informed of how the prostitution meet ups were carried out by employees or he was actually on site when they occured. 29 they had enough proof of...who knows how many there actually were?

Also, the court deemed proven that he himself on at least one occasion filmed 3 naked women in bed and then uploaded it to a group chat. This was done right after a fanmeet in China. So...there you go, folks. Proof is in the pudding...and court documents.

Apparently his defense tried to lie and say a Madame sent him the footage, it wasn't him. Then they changed their tune and pled for leniency claiming it was his first offense.

(And I'm a unicorn 🦄😄)

We all know his stans are still going to stay in denial even though they all said they'd wait for what the courts said. So, enjoy that sand y'all keep hiding your heads in.

Second is the crap going around about GD liking certain Seungri posts and having "proof" he is supporting him and his supposed innocence.

Studies showed many were faked by bots because multiple posts got multiple likes all at the same times faster than a human could have done. There were also multiple plans to mass post certain photos GD is known to prefer so as to get him to like one or more somewhere and capture "proof" of support.

Sad. Delusional and sad. So you can disregard the nutjobs running around showing their "proof" he was going Hurray for S*!! on an Insta spree.

I was on a long bullshit free hiatus and enjoyed it but I sure as hell am interested that we're finally getting some facts reported. What the toxic zealots keep attempting and to what end, I don't understand. But trust that we can see through your whack a doodle manipulations.

The man committed criminal acts. He was convicted. He swore he would not lie, but he did. He served a (too short) prison term. Authorities misinformed the public and released him 2 days early at dawn to avoid press because they didn't want any on it.

Buy a clue. Heck, it's on me, I'll buy you one.