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Broooo I just walked like 1.5km in 36°C weather in like 20 minutes and ngl

I feel like shit I’m so dizzy and my head is throbbing but I’m on the train now

And I bought youll never guess what

A cola!!!

But yeah I’m like dying rn

-Cola Anon

WOOF. Thats a lil’ under…What, a mile? I ain’t good with measurin’ crap. Hell, thats rough though— Ya still cold? Ya doin’ okay? Don’t want ya gettin’ sick from bein’ out there, could give ya a big bear hug to warm ya up!

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Cross faction Sniperscout because why not

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Do Engie’s rat Magnus and Dante get along? I mean Dante is a pretty big dog and Magnus is well a rat

Have they seen eachother? Any incidents?

-Cola Anon

Dante is real sweet to everyone, don’t gotta worry ‘bout him doin’ much. Brought ‘im over to Engie’s workshop and he was sniffin’ at Magnus’s cage, but nothin’ much.

OH— I OUGHTA SHOW YA GUYS THE PICTURE: Was real cute, Engie let Magnus out and he was playin’ ‘round with Dante like they’re friends! Heheh.

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kiss kiss?

Sorry, toots. Yer a little late. WOOF! Kissin’s reserved just for my pretty boy now, heh.

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Oh yeah Val was complaining about respawn pains the other day :( He said pain medication doesn't help with them, I'm assuming that's the case here too? That sucks, man - Tape Anon

WOOF, nah. God, it’s weird— Phantom pains I would say? Somethin’ like that. Sorta all in yer head. Sure I got all my teeth in right now, but still feels like stabbin’ an’ achin’ all in there! Gotten used to it, but still real annoyin’.

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I do so much in this base for my big brother 😒

He's still really cool though

-Cola Anon (I just cant stop signing off like this LMAO also this was the quickest low effort sketch ever crying)

SOBER UNI HERE. THE WATER DID LITTLE TO HELP. BUT UH…HALF MY PAIN IS RESPAWN CRAP, DON’T THINK WATER WOULDA HELPED WITH THAT. HEH.

WOOF— That crap is rough. Feels like someone punched my teeth out, heh. Look, I know I always brag ‘bout bein’ brutal an’ crap on the field but CHRIST is it a bitch bein’ on the other side. Damn Sniper pullin’ my teeth out while im barely clingin’ on to life…WHOO. OUCH.

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ran oht of stuff here to drink, sould go into town but I aint keen in worryin’ Val sith me goin’ out all tispsy….hed chheew me out. Or domethjn…

Ughhhgh GAH. Smirnofff Knt doin’ ‘nough to mumb them respawn painss eithr. WOOF. Imh gonna go lay in bedd…See ic i can get to Sleep.

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Okay I went to Val and he said that you should drink water for the hangover later which I guess makes sense?

Are you outside still kicking rocks? you haven’t wandered of anywhere right? should I get you the water?

-Cola Anon

UHHH….sorrta wanderted off. Just a little biyt. Good view of thee moon out Tobightt. I AIN’T DOIN’ ANYTHIN’ BAD IM JUST SITTINGF OUT HERE!!! HONEST.

UHH….UH…Wouldn’t mind s cup of water…wouldnt make my moutth taste anymore like rubbing alcoho.l. Heh.

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Okay so it maybe a bit late on not telling Val

But look Vince its Me!! Ignore what I just said its me in 2 outfits!! and my silly boyfriend in the corner isn't that cool?!

-Cola Anon

GODD FSAMNIT YOY GUYS….ABAGEVER. FINE.

HHEHEEH…THAT IS NICE…T’S YOU!!!!! WOWWZERSZS….

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Uh oh my Big brother is drunk again

Uh um I tell Valery and someone else gets Mama Spy? Sound good Anons??

Also Vince I know we call you a loser boy but you are VERY COOL OKAY

VERY COOL

-Cola Anon

HOUH GIYS DONT NEED TO GET ANYONE. DONT GETT VALENTINE, IM A GROWN MAN!!!! I CAN HANDLE MYSELF. IMF JUST OUTSIDE KICKIN’ ROCKS….AN DRINKIN’z…THINKIN’ ABBOUT STUFF…. IM FINE.!

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Raspberry smirnkoff youre bt best friend dight nowz…..i feele so silly rightt now. I DONHT KNOW IIF ITS…GOOD OR BAD. Justt gettin’ all teary ghinkin’ ‘bout my boy. Dont know How insnagged someone so pretty and sweeet an who afyujally likes nme….heheh….hesss bso much coolrr and better than me..I SWEAR!!!!

Late night drinkin’ SHOULD be a rule not to let me do in the fort yet here I am!! WOOF! Feels great at first but then I go an’ get all emotional ‘bout crap. Never learn, do I? Heh. Whoo…

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Late night drinkin’ SHOULD be a rule not to let me do in the fort yet here I am!! WOOF! Feels great at first but then I go an’ get all emotional ‘bout crap. Never learn, do I? Heh. Whoo…

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I drew my boyfriends insert and he looks like a goldfish I love him

Would we be down for a Cola Anon character sheet?

-Cola Anon

HELL YEAH, GOLDFISH…SILLY, I THINK. I LIKE GOLDFISH. HEH.

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Yes I am holding you at gunpoint ROLL OVER 🫵🐶

CHRIST, OKAY! YA DAMN FREAK…HOLD YER HORSES! DONT SHOOT ME OR NOTHIN’….

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Bark and roll over, dog boy 🔫

Wh— Dog boy? Tha’ hell?

Are ya holdin’ me at gunpoint or what? HAH.

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can you meow for me

Uh…Meow?