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[uni-blu]

You’re a wizard. Huh. THATS SICK DUDE…..IVE NEVER MET SUCH A (COOL) FREAK IN MY LIFE.

CAN YOU DO MAGIC TRICKS OR WHATEVA’? THE KIND THAT WOW PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY GALS??? WHAT KIND OF WIZARD ARE YOU???

- @uni-blu

Of course i can do magic dummy! i can control all types of magic! wishing magic, elemental magic, arcane magic you name it! i went insane mastering EVERY TYPE OF MAGIC. why do you think they call me Wacko!?

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WHAT'S GOOD MORTALS!

I was curious about gettin' on this little tumblr thing to allow you mortals to ask me questions of any kinds! I'm so interested in how you people interact with a wizard of my INSANITY! and stature! SO GO AHEAD ASK AWAY DORKS AND DORKETTES!

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What do people think is cool on here??? Not that I DON’T know what’s cool…But y’know, gotta appeal to the right audience…

I CAN DO A SICK FLIP ON MY SKATEBOARD AND RAP BEASTIE BOYS AT THE SAME TIME. IS THAT WHAT I SHOULD SHOW????

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S’pose I should introduce myself proper:

‘M the Sniper of Builder’s League United. Ms. Pauling told me to make a “Tumbler” account an’ answer questions like the rest a’ the team. Somethin’ about public relations. Ask me questions if ya like.

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First round of teammates in my pocket sketch book ✨✨

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Are you really the best scout?

???? uhh. YEAH? DUH. IT SAYS IT IN MY BIO FOR A REASON. PLUS: Im BLU. Automatically makes me the best, thank you very much. Why, you want me to show off why im the best or something? I’d be MORE than down to…

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Привет strangers!

I found this phone in someone's pocket (they were unconscious. I swear it was accident-)

This thing was on phone. Looks fun!👍

👉 [Some info and headcanons]

-> Mod: @cozyperson

I made it for fun and giggles honestly

This blog isn't canon, and most things will be based on headcanons and knowledge from tf2 comics about Bronislava, so please keep it in mind. And have fun!

-> Tags i will use (so i don't spam other tags)

#bronia talks

#bronia siblings

#tf2 bronislava

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I love the moment when everything's just fucked up (totally no hope)

but everyone's so calm😐

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older brother core

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I HAVE DONE IT! SEXY SWIMASS PHOTO OF HUSBAND!

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YO YO YO!

uhh…COOLEST SCOUT AROUND TOWN HERE. CALL ME UNI, T’S WHAT THE CHICKS CALL ME!!!! (100% REAL.)

GOT MY HANDS ON A PHONE, ONLY FAIR TO GRACE THE WORLD WITH MY AWESOMENESS, AM I RIGHT??? YEAHHHH I AM SO RIGHT.

THAT BEIN’ SAID…HIT ME UP! CHICKS AND DUDES AND…uh…EVERYONE. ANYONE. I’LL ANSWER ALL YOUR BURNIN’ QUESTIONS!!! HAND ‘EM OVER! (YES, EVEN THAT RED TEAM BULLSHIT. YOU’RE LUCKY I TALK TO YOU PUNKS TOO.)

- UNI OUT 🫡