#🦀anon

[thegnomelord]

ifrit is definitely the designated hot water bottle / radiator. y'know the sleep pile from the croods? thats what I thought of lol.

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Oh yeah, Ifrit is deffo the heater of the 141 and I love the mental imagine of this dude absolutely crushed beneath 4 burly hybrids lol. Especially like Gaz or even Price who either have this instinctual desire to nest in/near warm places (Gaz) or have a little bit of trouble regulating their body temp (Price).

[officialgreenlantern]

Pinch pinch

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Ouch?? Why did i just get pinched? The hell???

[accidentcache]

hi!! js wanted to say how much i love ur works theyre SO good ❤️❤️ for ur karaoke event maybe a classic love duet with keigo? i feel like he'd get so into it lmfao

thanku!!! - 🦀

down | jay sean ft lil wayne / dee’s karaoke night

notes: pre war keigo / hawks. losing himself in the commission made him realize he almost lost you. language. twinge of angst. i went overboard

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[livelaughlovesubs]

I think despite how well he plays himself off all the time, Dazai still has depressive episodes sometimes when he's alone. Imagine coming home early and catching him in such a vulnerable state. Fuck him nice and sweet- show him how much you love him despite everything -🦀

Yk what, this will be the second part of that maid dazai fic. And I’ll make it sweet enough that you get a stomachache. Also- @amo-bsd

Part one!

Dom!reader x sub!dazai - reader is gender neutral

Warning: pegging (can be read as a dick), teasing, praise kink, marking - hickeys, handjob, dacryphilia, role play, lingerie

“You want me to defile you?” A low voice so hypnotising it send shivers down his spine echoed through the room. His gaze showed absolut devotion, legs spread on the couch just the way you wanted. “…yes, please.” The brunette gasped, his left hand helping you hold his skirt up while his right one reached behind him. The way his chest heaved with each breath, lips trembling whenever he had to part them, made you go crazy about him. With a single tug, he opened the tie of his apron, making space for you. You rubbed his entrance again, gently tapping it. That was all it took to make him squirm and shut his eyes due to ecstasy. “Uh-uhHhm..!” Dazai whined through gritted teeth, the blush that was spreading across his cheeks intensified. His puffy hole kept clenching whenever you touched him, and loosening up once your digits leave.

“Look at how sensitive you are,” You commented while leaning closer towards him, face now inches away from his. “Ha-haah.. if you know then stop teasing me.” He tried to stand his ground, noticing you brought the end of his dress near him. Afterwards you uttered a single command, “Bite onto this.” Normally he would have talked back and made a scene, though for now he decided to be obedient. This surprised you a little, yet it wasn’t a bad feeling. Guess your dear lover can be good at times? Carefully, he bit the fabric, after a little while it was soaked with his saliva already. “Good boy.” You cooed when you saw this cute scene, kissing his forehead while your weaker hand slipped to his waist.

His brows were furrowed, eyes half lidded as he watched your demonstrations. Fingers leaving his bottom and now teasing his tip. A milky, sticky liquid stuck to the latex glove. The more you rubbed over his soaked panties, the darker the spot got. Now you were smirking sweetly, whispering playfully “you are getting so wet for me.” After you finished your sentence, you could swear more precum spurt out of his slit. Did that comment embarrass him? His tender and slim body trembled ever so slightly, eyes sparkling and begging you to do more. “How adorable.” You added, before licking his earlobe.

The boy jerked, hands clutching the dress to hold it up higher. Then he closed his eyes, clenching them tightly enough for a single tear to run down his cheek. Mind racing and heart pounding while your hand kept playing with his dick. “Hmm..hngh..” soft whimpers left him, and his eyes became watery, more tears were about to spill. Slowly you changed from his ear to his neck, kissing and sucking on multiple spots. Leaving a trail of marks behind. Only a few minutes later the red spots build, proof of your claim over him. The beautiful hickeys you left behind encouraged you to go further, the hand on his waist now slipped to his thighs. You rubbed his tip a little longer, until your fingers were coated with his precum entirely, then you moved on to his entrance again.

Soft and sweet moan filled the room, all muffled through a thin fabric. Your fingertips tapped his entrance again, the white fluid now stuck to his rim too. He gasped, watching you play with his body as you pleased. Then you said, “you are doing so well for me, my love,” while staring at him with loving eyes. Dazai didn’t know what to do in that situation, so he averted his gaze. You smirked at the sudden shyness from the male, before sticked a finger inside him. “Mhmm! Nghh.” He wines, eyes widening as he let out some more lewd noises. In the meantime you worked him open, a second finger followed soon. “So good for me, my pretty boy.” At the sound of that compliment, he dick twitched inside his panties. Why were your words so addicting? They were so sweet, it made him feel weird and warm. As if he was a small, weak and precious thing that deserved any of this. Though one question lingered in the back of his mind, was he truly deserving of this?

His tears finally spilled, hands quivering while pleasure coursed through him. Suddenly you raised his leg and brought it over your shoulder, grinning the entire time as you did that. The black laced thigh highs he wore were beyond attractive, enough to make you feel butterflies. “Y/n.. nHhh, mh- please..” he managed to breath out through gritted teeth. You just kept smiling while you rubbed your fingers against his soft and warm insides, admiring how beautiful he looked right now. “Ahh! Oh-ohhh..it feels good.” The brunette groaned and stopped biting the dress, but his hands were still holding it up. Instead of punishing him, you just let it be, you loved hearing him talk anyway.

Wet and lewd squelching sounds left whenever you trusted your fingers inside him, followed by a fierce jerk from the male. He’d arch his back and whine about wanting more. “So cute, I love you my dear.” You chuckled, before you took your fingers out. Sticky strings were connecting the glove to his insides. “Really adorable..” this time you muttered under your breath, staring at his vulnerable state with focused eyes. His lips shook, eyes half lidded, brows furrowed while a deep crimson blush spread across his features. Not to mention how perverted this position was. It exposed all of his shameful parts, as well as his most sensitive spots.

The way his thrust his hips indicated how he wanted more, a disappointed whine left him, a plead for more of this bliss he was feeling. His entrance clenched shut immediately, and the sticky liquid dripped down his tender skin. “You look so beautiful right now.” You praised him, and it made his dick twitch. Then you lined your own one up with his hole after finishing preparing everything, and pressed the tip against him. “Tell me if it hurts, alright?” Even though you whispered that into his ear, he couldn’t register most of your words. His eyes were glued to your length, anticipation filling him as he thought about taking you. Lips pressed shut and gaze eagerly waiting for you to fill him up. You also noticed how his rim kept loosening and clenching, as if his body was begging for you.

With a swift motion, you started putting it in. Only the tip alone was enough to make him into a mess, eyes rolling back as a storm of moans escaped his throat. “Ahh!! Ngh hmMM! Oh- y/N~moreee.. hahh, ple-please..!!” Dazai spout, spitting one nonsense after another. His tongue rolled out while you carefully bottomed out inside him. He tried his best to resist the urge to cum right there right now, especially after feeling it hit against his innermost parts. There was no helping it, it was just so deep inside him! You hugged him again, causing his leg to be raised to his chest. A dumbfounded look was on the boy’s face, and so you explained. “Lay back and enjoy this, alright?”

And you bet he did. When you started moving, all he could think about was you. He couldn’t move an inch while your member continued going in and out of him, so gently and slow, but hard enough to make him see stars. Each time you hit it against his sweet spot he’d cry out, panting and whimpering in delight. “Ah.. ah, uhhh, ahh, y/n- master..!” even now he is still calling you that, but you didn’t mind. After all, he was your good boy, your one and only love, your adorable pet. You kissed his lips, all while pounding inside him with a steady rhythm. Why was this so stimulating? Was what dazai thought. You weren’t being really fast or excessively rough, so why did it feel so damn good?

His heart felt like exploding whenever you calling him by some cute pet names, or even his own name. Sensations strong enough to wipe any thoughts off his mind kept gushing inside him, coursing through his veins and taking him to paradise. When you broke the kiss, he didn’t even notice how he chased after your lips. Still sobbing and crying while begging you for more, wanting to feel more of your touch, more of your voice, more of you. It was warm, it felt really hot inside him. There was no way to describe this other than lust, it must be because you are so skilled..! That’s why whenever you call him cute names he feels himself edging closer to the edge, that’s why your touch always ignites a fire within him, that’s why he always feels so happy when with you.

“Ahh.. I love you, y/nn..” he called out to you again, smiling sweetly while being held in your arms. “I really do..”

REBLOGS ARE HIGHLY APPRECIATED

[us3rnam3-r3dact3d]

random shaw pack / solaire headcanons? 👁👁

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Anything for you my friend!

Shaw Pack first I think

David sleeps better with fewer nightmares when the whole pack is near. He sleeps like a baby when they’re all traveling together. It just soothes something in him to know that everybody he loves is there and safe.

Angel gets called “little alpha” sometimes as a joke but like… it’s not a joke. When David and Asher were sleeping off the inversion, Angel was running that shit like the navy and Nobody questioned it.

Milo, Sweetheart, and Angel are all perfectly reasonable heights, but because everybody else in the stupid pack is so large, they look small by comparison.

Babe is an introvert, and get tired fast when they’re in large groups. They tend to hide in the kitchen with David during large pack gatherings, where the two of them sit in absolute silence and cook together. They barely actually talk to each other, but they both consider the other to be one of their closest friends.

Darlin’ still has nightmares about Quinn. It often results in them thrashing and striking out to get him away. They rarely ever wake up from them, and Sam refuses to reveal to them that he has to hold them while they happen to that they don’t hurt themself or him.

And now Solaire’s!!

William is very passionate about literacy. He grew up in a time when only very certain groups had access to education, and when he was able to access it himself, it changed the way he thought and lived his life. He uses a portion of his tremendous wealth to sponsor literacy programs all across the USA.

Porter struggles to accept non sexual intimacy, even though it’s his favorite type. Before meeting Treasure, he’d only been touched out of violence or lust. When they run their fingers through his hair and sleep on his chest or hold his hand, it’s revolutionary for him, but it makes the damaged thing in his chest squirm.

Vincent gets his nails done bi-weekly. It’s usually just a clear coat and a cuticle trim, but sometimes he goes a little crazy with the colors. He matches his nails to his outfits for Summits.

[planetception]

could u write headcanons for nika as a protective gf?

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Protective Girlfriend Nika - Headcannons

cw: mentions of fighting, just a very protective nika

an: thanks for the request. i hope you enjoy this one and i hope that it fulfills your expectations. also first emoji anon?

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༊*·˚ it all started when you were getting hit on by some guy in a bar after the team and you went out

༊*·˚ he tried flirting with you and although you told him that you were happily dating someone, he still was adamant on being a creep

༊*·˚ nika was standing next to paige ordering a few drinks when she saw the guy being really weird, she told paige she would be right back and she sauntered over to where you were sitting

༊*·˚ i can imagine it to happen like this, nika would come up to you and wrap her arm around her neck as she told the guy off "she said she wasn't interested dickhead, get lost" to which the guy made a disgusting comment back to her, "that's your girlfriend? damn i'm fine with you both. two lesbians? that's pretty fuckin hot"

༊*·˚ that's when nika lost her cool and swung at the guy, striking him right in the face. she scoffed as he got up and ran away to which she yelled at him, calling him a pussy

༊*·˚ from then on she became very protective of you

༊*·˚ will never let you out of her sight at bars so another one of those incidents will not happen again

༊*·˚ when she posts you on her instagram and someone insults you, she will reply back in an instant, insulting them right back

༊*·˚ one time nika posted you for your anniversary and someone was all up in the comments being a homophobic prick, you best bet nika replied and called them a dickhead then blocked them

༊*·˚ someone once called you a bitch while you and nika were walking together hand in hand, she turned around and said to them "say that again?" and dude ran away like a coward

༊*·˚ some weird guy ogling you in a class that you share with nika? yeah she's giving you a big fat kiss on the lips as she smirks at the guy

༊*·˚ some girl asking to dance with you at a bar while nikas arm is clearly wrapped around your waist? she will tell her to fuck off then give you a kiss to get the message across

༊*·˚ constantly working out to get that physique that you love so much so she can beat a bitch up if they disrespect her girlfriend in anyway shape or form

༊*·˚ is not afraid to get into fights to protect you at all

༊*·˚ you make sure to clean up any of her cuts and bruises that she got from fighting

༊*·˚you always tell her that fighting people in the sake of her girlfriend isn't needed, to which she calls you princess and tells you that she will always protect you no matter what

༊*·˚ we stan a protective girlfriend here

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two posts in one day wow! anyways i hope you enjoy this and let me know your thoughts on this. also welcome to the family crab anon!

[itsrlymine]

Heyy could I be 🦀 anon please?? I really appreciate your account and how you don’t sugarcoat things, it’s so motivating. I’d like to share some successes I achieved recently, there’s plenty but I chose the best ones

I got rid of my social anxiety, overthinking and fear of presentations completely. I used to panic when I had to present in school, but I’m so chill rn and it always goes well (as in, I get extremely praised by everyone bc of how good my presentations are). I also don’t get anxious over social interactions and I’m much more outgoing + not afraid to speak up. I never went to therapy or anything, just used a subliminal and some affirmations and boom I had it.

Wanted to look and seem more angelic and I kid you not I got stopped by a random older lady on the street. She just kept talking about how amazing and angelic I am, should never change and how she’s so surprised to have seen someone like me. This may seem unbelievable but damn it is very much real 😭 I also got called “blessed by the gods” by a classmate of mine

I decided I’m the main character and that my life is much more interesting: the amount of good and mc-like things that happened ever since is insane. Plenty of cute cafe spots opened up near me and I’m getting invited out by this girl I’ve always wanted to befriend, she’s also so kind to me. The chocolatier lady near me keeps being so nice and she told me I’m her fav customer, we often talk a lot once I come over + I’m getting free chocolates and try new ones before they even release 🤭💞 i picked up new hobbies and I’m amazing at them, especially badminton and jewelry making. I get along with basically everyone and I keep having lovely interactions with them.

And much much more but I’m not sure how you feel about longer asks so I’m cutting this one short. Overall I’m very grateful for you and your account, I’m looking forward to your posts 🩷

Hello 🦀! I appreciate your appreciation!!! Thank you for sharing your successes, these are so sweet!! Everybody is you pushed out fr! There is no denying! I don't mind longer asks babe bc they are for me and everyone one on this blog. I will make sure I have many more amazing posts for you to look forward to. I'm gonna need more of those success stories when you get the chance... love you babes!!!

[askchilchuck]

How did you get a Tumblr?

He holds up two eggs. You’re not sure how he got those, either. You’re left with more questions than answers.

[madamejadex]

Hi Miss Jade!

I was wondering, since you mentioned a contract in one of your responses, how does such contract look like? What needs to be included and what are some things that should or are good to include in such contract? Is it the whole extend of a talk you are supposed to have with your partner?

I hope you are doing good and have a lovely rest of the day! 🎔

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Hello, my sweet one. I absolutely adore that you wish to know more about D/s contracts.

So, let’s talk about contracts, shall we?

So what is a BDSM contract? Well a BDSM contract is simply a mutual agreement between partners that outlines the shape of your dynamic. It’s not about being cold or rigid, it’s about creating safety, clarity, and intention. Think of it as a gentle foundation for the power you want to share.

And no, it’s not the only conversation you’ll have, far from it. But it’s a beautiful way to make sure you’re both being heard and held right from the start.

What should a BDSM contract include? It can be as short or as detailed as you both like, but here are some key areas you may want to cover:

1. Identities and roles

Names or scene names

Pronouns

Defined roles (Dominant, submissive, switch, pet, little, etc.)

2. Limits

Hard limits: acts or language that are completely off-limits

Soft limits: things that require caution, mood-based, or only in certain contexts

3. Safewords & Communication Tools

Agreed safewords (many use the stoplight system: green/yellow/red)

Non-verbal signals (especially for gagged or non-verbal play)

Check-in frequency or aftercare signals

4. Agreed Activities / Play Preferences

Kinks and fetishes you both enjoy

Specific things you’d like to explore or avoid

Frequency of scenes (if relevant)

5. Aftercare

What kind of care each person needs after a scene (touch, space, words, snacks, etc.)

Who provides what

How long aftercare typically lasts

6. Expectations Outside of Scenes

Is this a scene-only dynamic, or does the dynamic extend into daily life?

Will honorifics be used all the time, or only during scenes?

What does “Dominance” or “submission” look like in everyday interactions?

7. Review Terms & Consent Refreshers

How often will you revisit or revise this contract? (every month, 3 months, etc.)

Is it a time-limited contract, or open-ended with periodic check-ins?

A reminder that consent is ongoing and can be withdrawn at any time

8. Optional Sweet Details

Rituals (kneeling, greeting phrases, collaring, etc.)

Pet names or honorifics

Goals you’re working toward as a pair

A written statement of devotion, care, or intent (some like to include a little vow 💋)

Don't see a D/s contract as a finish line, see it as the beginning. It’s the first step toward something sacred. It says, “This is what I need to feel safe in your hands. And this is what I promise when I hold you in mine.”

And remember that D/s contracts can look very different and are living documents, shaped by the unique needs of a specific dynamic. And this is simply suggestions to help build a strong foundation. So if you have any more questions, sweetie, don’t hesitate to ask.

xo Miss Jade

[thegnomelord]

I remember when i used to read on whattpad...does anyone remember the badass reader fics? they were so fuckin funny mate. "y/n stood in front of the murderer, no fear in their e/c eyes because they were cool" shit like that made me laugh ngl. and half the time you'd just think, that ain't badass that's just dumb??

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oof yeah, or all those fics where the reader would have like, voices in their head or some evil alter ego or are jeff the killer version of insane. Just things that the creators thought were cool but as you look back at them now they just look like gross and bad depictions of mental health problems.

[midnight--sadness]

The more we talk about Inho stroking his gun and thinking about Gihun the more I think about guns symbolizing the phallus in sexual psychology…..HE WAS HORNY

Gihun was gonna fulfill his sexual fantasy, whether you take that in a ship way or not tbh

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all this talk of inhun and gun play is making me feral 🥴🥴

and yes, oh my god, exactly!!! the fact that he wasn't holding just a simple handgun, but a submachine rifle just makes it more insane... that's a large weapon, it packs a punch, and the fact that inho did all of that with such a weapon is so jkfvnfjedkfmvjfk

i do find it interesting that inho wasn't even asking gihun out. no part of that conversation had inho asking a question; he basically told gihun that they were going out, all while loading a large gun, only to them caress said gun when gihun walked away. (and then he used said weapon to protect gihun by shooting one of his guards in the head.) it could come off as intimidating but gihun isn't phased at all; in fact, he readily agrees to the date and then turns his back on inho.

all that posturing and phallic symbolism and gihun didn't even notice it. how that must hurt inho's ego; a man feared by everyone, a man so mysterious that no one knows his name or what he looks like. and now here gihun is, partially blind to inho's true nature obviously, but willing to look him in the eye and accept all of what he sees.

i think that would translate well into them using guns during sex, bc gihun sees inho, sees every bad part of him and still knows that inho wouldn't truly hurt him. he can hurt him, he has both the ability and the will, but he chooses not to. and that choice is integral to their idealogical battle - gihun believes ppl can choose to be good and inho believes everyone is almost destined to be bad but a small part of him wants to be wrong abt his beliefs.

now, destiny has planted gihun in inho's path and inho chooses to not hurt him during his most intimate moments. in the end, like you say anon, gihun is fulfilling inho's fantasies, both sexual and non-sexual, just by existing.

[vmp3ater]

No thoughts just pressing furina up against her window high up in the palais mermonia and fucking her dumb, taunting her about how her people would react if they saw her like this (but of course they'd never see because the sight of her so ruined and needy is for your eyes only <3)

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subbot furina x domtop gn reader

fucking furina against a window in the palais mermonia. pressing her against the window, her small tits and her hands pressing against the glass as you fucked her from behind. teasing her about what the people would say if they saw her in such a state.

she’s gotten so needy, panting and whimpering as you piston yourself against her sweet spot. but you know that the sight of her being all needy and ruined is for your sight and yours alone. throwing occasional words like, “what would the people of fontaine say if they saw you like this? hmm?” while she’s not even able to respond cause she’s all fucked dumb <3

[livelaughlovesubs]

Poe's hair looks so pullable

I bet he whines oh so prettily when you accidentally pull his hair while you push his head down into the pillows fucking him from behind -🦀

Let’s bet on the same thing cuz whoever believes otherwise is wasting money ✨✨ (I hope you like it cuz I think I rushed it a little)

Dom!reader x sub!poe

Reader is gender neutral

Warning: pegging (can be read as a strap), hair pulling

“Ah-mhm..!” Poe gasped, whimpered even. Head pressed into the pillow below him to block out the noises he makes. This was too shameful, why was he so vocal? With those thoughts pestering his mind, he hugged the pillow even tighter and bit it, hoping it would help him quiet down. It was impossible to not make any sounds when you were fucking him so so so good, enough to make him see stars. Your every movement made him squirm, and each time you whispered some dirty words into his ear he could feel his heart pound out of his chest.

The way you hold his waist made him feel so loved, and how you always made sure he was comfortable. All those soft sides of yours got him feeling so warm, so much that he was on the verge of tears. Then there was the rough and merciless side, how you’d degrade him with every chance you got and rearrange his insides. That side made him cry and sob, all the humiliation he feels turns into immense pleasure. “Mhmm..!” More of his muffled moans escaped, and soon he felt you stroke his hair.

“Come on Poe, I want to hear your voice.” You asked him while keeping the same pace, trusting into his needy hole. It clenched around you so tightly, like it doesn’t want to let you go. This wasn’t the first time you two slept together, yet he was still this shy. It was adorable nonetheless, but his voice was the highlight, the way it would went up a few octaves, how he’s so breathless all the time.. simply heavenly.

The poor boy couldn’t answer you, too busy trying to hide his own pleasure. You couldnt let this slide though, you really wanted to hear him, that’s why you tucked on his hair. Using the hand stroking his fluffy locks to pull on it, causing him to arch and throw his head back, a loud whine followed, “aaAHHH..!” Soon the realisation hit him, it was so embarrassing! He tried to immediately hide in the pillow again, but your hand was preventing him from doing it.

Whenever he tried to go down, you’d pull on his hair, and he’d end up moaning louder. Suddenly you increased your pace, hitting all the sweet spots inside him. This was too good, this was unbearable. If this keeps up he’s going to break!!!

Pleases and begs fell from his lips, his entire body twitched and trembled. You watched in amusement as he cried and whimpered, his dick was leaking uncontrollably, making a mess of the sheets. The expression he pulled was engraved into your memories. Eyes rolling back and hair sticking to his forehead, tears running down his cheeks like a drama. Not to mention how red he was, it was almost concerning. Then you leaned down to his level, caressing his hair again and changing the way you treated him. Your voice was like a spell, hypnotising him, amplifying all those blissful feelings. “You like having your hair pulled, Poe? Like it when I’m rough with you?” After you finished whispering the last word, he felt like he almost came because of your voice. He gave you a small, hesitant nod, wanting to bury himself in a hole afterwards.

“Talk to me, pretty boy.” You demanded with a gentle tone. How can you be so domineering but soft at the same time? The male gulped, shivering as he murmured, “I, UhmM..I liked it, ah-aHHh~..!” So adorable, you wanted to be more mean to him, he was basically asking you to bully him. Out of nowhere you yanked on his hair again, the pain ran through his veins and he gasped. “Ga-ahH-!!” You wanted more of him with every passing second. “Good boy, Poe, now let’s see what else you like?” He knew it wasn’t really a question, it was a promise. And he knew he won’t be able to hold a pen the next day.

[us3rnam3-r3dact3d]

any hcs for the boys' ideal first dates? 👁👁

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Oh I love this question, Crab Anon. For you, let’s talk about the firefighters.

Crab Anon my beloved. I typed this out before the new year and then saved it to my drafts on accident. Forgive me. ILY. Send me a fic request and it's yours.

David’s ideal is likely a hike. It has to be a cool enough day, between 75-60, and sunny. He doesn’t like the hike when it’s overcast. Weather is unpredictable and David doesn’t like the guessing game. He prefers cooking to going out, but he can be convinced of a coffee date or a nice restaurant too. All this being said, his and Angel’s first date (they insist this was the first date not matter how much he protests) was an apartment fire. So.

Asher is very traditional. Movie and dinner. The only rule is that it’s got to be a bad movie. Something so bad it’s funny. And then a huge amount of cheap fast food. Lucky for him, Babe is of the same taste!

Milo is all for a fancy dinner date. He will always go for something he can dress up for. He loves this fancy French restaurant in town that serves some of the best duck he’s had in his life. He loves to spoil Sweetheart with fancy shit. He drops a pretty penny on the wine alone most times, but it’s so worth it for him.

Sam hasn’t had a first date in like. Ten years. He cites his and Alexis’s first date as being an emergency thoracotomy that he got to help with as an intern. He and Darlin’ haven’t exactly been on a date, more like a series of varying medical emergencies. He’s… rusty.

Vincent likes to keep it simple. He has a demanding job, so he prefers at home dates. He’ll order in, pour some nice wine, and put on a good movie. A little couch cuddle here, a little sneaky touches under the blankets… it’s a perfect evening!!

Porter doesn’t believe in first dates. He doesn’t believe in relationships at this point in the story tbh. It’s bar, chat, take home, fuck, send off with some electrolytes and a meal.

[mangionebabymama]

Prosecutors are so fucking disgusting bc imagine sitting in your office and being like hmmm do we wanna kill this guy or not. Imagine that being your job, imagine being on that side of history

(But even if the DP wasn’t involved, still fighting for someone to be locked up is crazy work)

((I’m fucking pissed but I hope you’re doing well and congrats on your exam!))

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From what I’ve briefly learned about the steps in the criminal process in my Law & Ethics class, sentencing a defendant to death can’t even happen unless they’ve actually been found guilty and have gone to trial and have appeared for their arraignment (which, by the way, NONE of these have even happened for Luigi when it comes to the federal charges). And if I can understand this (and I’m not even studying pre-law/going to law school for my actual major, I'm studying to be a mortician) then what in the flying fuck are they even doing???

The prosecution team has genuinely inspired me to do better on my law final because what in the actual fuck is this. This shit is just beyond ridiculous. I may want to be many things in life, but at least I’m not a dumb fuck of a federal prosecutor. If I didn’t have finals this week, I would’ve driven to NYC for the appearance tomorrow, not just to support, but to also file a notice of intent for the prosecution to pursue these hands

But thank you 🦀 anon!!! I hope that the cherry blossoms are still in bloom bc I'll actually be visiting the DMV in a few weeks, and I’m sooo excited to be there 🌸🌸🌸

[ozzgin]

noooooo ozzy please don't make yandere swordsmen exclusive to fem readers pleaseee!!! i love men with swords and he's so my type and i'm neither cis, straight, or fem!! orz (/nm /lh)

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A gender neutral/male reader would be kind of difficult to fit in this story specifically, since it’s based on the humor of a woman pretending to be one of the men.

If we’re referring strictly to the character himself as paired with other kinds of readers…I wouldn’t make daring assumptions, but I feel like him being bisexual is a given. Like, come on now, it’s a historical setup, and a bunch of men housed together. Point being, if you’re into him as a non-female reader, you can be 100% certain he’d be into you still.

This counts for any of my OCs, really: sometimes the story I have in mind is set for a particular kind of reader, but the character is independent of that. If you like a character, and their story doesn’t match your gender as a reader, always feel free to reach out with tailored asks. It’s doable and encouraged. :D