#🤩anon

[maxlarens]

AAAAHHH HELPING LANDO UNTANGLE HIS CURLS KILL ME

I legit have not gotten his hair out of my head for a while and then now the hair he’s come back from vacation with😳😳😳 literally old style cartoon character with my eyes out of my head

It looks so healthy and soft😭😭

If he were to not rlly have a curl routine I know for a fact I’d be researching that shit up and down to help him find products that work even tho I’ve got the straightest hair ever

OMG he’d pull some shit like “wow didn’t know you loved me so much” don’t play with me rn ok I’ll gladly return all these things 🤨🤨 “see if I care that your hair looks dull I was just doing it for your moms sake🙄”

-🤩

im actually sick thinking about his hair sometimes. it's SO good right now. the mini mullet (lullet if u will), like i am actually obsessed with it. i need him and oscar to stay the fuck away from scissors!!!! honestly he HAS to have a curl routine of some sort, but i feel like he didn't like a year ago or something. it would be so fun to do that.

ugh. yeah. now i'm thinking about it with best friend!reader. like functionally acting like a couple and not actually being one. he asks her what she thinks of his hair and if she likes it. and if she doesn't he literally changes it for her😭 (like they find a curl routine for him because she offhandedly says oh it's a bit messy and dry recently). she cuts it for him if it needs a little trim or something. and back on brushing/detangling his hair because i'm kinda ill over it,

but like. lando sitting in between ur legs, his hair damp after a shower, while u comb it gently, using your fingers more than anything because it doesn't snag as much. the focus of it and the quiet of it and him leaning into your hands and humming when it feels nice. and it devolves briefly into scratching his scalp or massaging the muscles in the back of neck/base of his skull yknow.

ugh. sick.

[dogwithrabies]

today onwards i shall be your self proclaimed anon 🤩

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hell yeah welcome welcome

[yourmoonmomma]

How does J ♉️ feel about me

-🤩

Four of Cups reversed - They feel very drawn to you.

[dreamlifebunny]

kill yourself

This is so funny to me because I had my anons off for several months due to personal life issues and needing to catch up on other asks, then today I thought "You know what, I'm gonna open them up and start answering questions again!" and THIS was the first message I received without even announcing my asks were open lmaoo 😭😭😭

Anon I am happy to talk about why you sent this over DMs if you'd like! I'm sorry you're feeling hurt, let me know if you want to talk more about this privately. I don't know what I did to upset you but sending d3ath threats is not the way to get someone to change their behaviour. It's also a criminal offence to encourage someone to hurt themselves; please keep this in mind and consider not doing this in the future.

[tired-teacher-blog]

Woke up this morning thinking about a touch starved Shiggy 😩

A mission goes haywire, he's so angry and pissy, sitting on the floor as he yells at everyone. You kneel down next to him and grip his chin. Poor bby is a bit confused and still so angwy so he tries to push you away.

Your voice is firm as you push his hand away, "stop it. Look at me."

"What the-" before he can finish his sentence, your lips press to his softly. He's... confused and flabbergasted like you??? You kissed him??? But ??? Why??? How??? You??? YOU???

He tries to hide his blush while trying to figure out what exactly he's feeling

- 🐺

Aaaah he is just a baby 😭

He definitely did not see it coming and as expected, your bold move shook him thoroughly.

He instantly forgot what he was so mad about, and instead spent the rest of the day racking his brain and wondering why you'd done it.

He isn't used to intimacy or pretty much any kind of physical contact– mainly due to his quirk, but when you approached him fearlessly and in front of everyone else to effectively calm him down with a kiss, he knew that that wouldn't be enough.

It was exactly why he visited you at night, not only to demand an explanation, but also to test his luck because your lips were all he could think about since that fateful moment.

So you can imagine his excitement when you happily kissed him again, this time he was ready for it, sneaking his arms around your waist to bring you closer as he deepened the kiss.

[l3viat8an]

Did you know that most regular Oreos have the Leviathan cross on them? 

I did!!! Funny thing actually, I grew up in a very religious community and when I was 9-ish they actually held a whole church meeting on how oreos are demonic :)

Oddly enough I’m not very religious anymore and I love oreos :D

[bloodlegacies]

I'm loving this 🤩 so long story short

Erianne the Gran Duchess was, and still is, in love with the king. Cheated on her husband, had a daughter with him, and saw Serah being raised by another woman. Jelaous of (of mom but sadly not anymore) MC and the Queen. Would love to marry the king, would do it if there would be a way to not ruin her reputation.

Alexieil smart man, good man, mom's bff, unlucky in spouse department.

King trash in love with mom. Cheated his wife with a friend (? Were they friends? What kind of relationship him and Erianne had?). Had an illigitimate heir. Hates Eleazar and MC because of mom and his twisted pride. Try to force his child with deception, in an arranged marriage. Screw that up. Spends time being arrogant and hypocritical and psycologically ruin his child.

Mom loved dad, not her best decision but she made him better and way more dangerous. Great mom. Smart woman. Scary woman. Great bff.

Dad loves mom and MC. Great at traumatizing his child. Very poor at showing love and respect. Prideful. Similarities with the king trash.

Cecilia bff with Hayden. Very protective of Caio. Smart woman. Good woman. Wise woman.

Hayden traumatized daddy issues. Dead sister. In love with MC. Sweet and charming. Risk taker.

Caio shy scared boy. Scared and horny of/for MC (if romanced). Sweet, kind, brave. Deadly.

Tyler massive daddy issue. Anger issues. Loyal. Risk lover. MC bff.

Elia sunshine. That's all. Just pure perfect sunshine.

Nix fae problem. Followed by MC problem. Hot. Smart. Mage.

Perfect ,just perfect👏👏👏👏👏❤️❤️

[welcome-to-green-hills]

Gee, I wonder who ever could have taught Knuckles the old "stop hitting yourself" joke *affectionately side-eyes the blue boi so hard*

You and I both😏

[tra1nchi]

when someone says dragon cock I usually end up thinking about either zhongli or nuevillette cause do they have two cocks? WHAT IF THEY HAD TRIPLE COCKS? HOW MANY COCKS CAN THEY HAVE?

BROO REALL?? neuvillette with more then two dicks??? I'm going crazy, dude would destroy our backs 😔😔

Erm yk the way zhongli had like different forms of himself what if he got lazy and kept the c0cks from his other forms LMAO

[resident-rats]

wait im back to say that i think krauser smells like marlboro red 100s. the infamous cowboy killers. fucken sounds like he smokes em too lol

YEAH LOL, he probably always smells of cigarettes and 100% smokes like a pack a day. I’d like to think he’s been smoking for most of his life, probably started as a teenager well before the military

[thatliminal-wanderer]

Cecil Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) ID Pack

Requested by 🎉🤩 anon

Names

Abel, Ain, Ambili, Ambrose, Axis, Balendu, Benito, Bilen, Buck, Cain, Chakshu, Chana, Chandak, Chital, Collin, Coues, Darby, Diya, Dyani, Fawn, Gazelle, Ghazala, Harina, Hart, Herschel, Himanshu, Indu, Iris, Jace, Kamaria, Key, Kurangi, Larkspur, Lillith, Lochan, Mahnoor, Mauve, Mayank, Mriganayani, Mrigank, Mrignaini, Mulberry, Nayana, Nell, Nilan, Nilava, Ofer, Oisin, Olimpik, Qamar, Rebecca, Roe, Roscoe, Sambar, Sarang, Selene, Shashank, Shika, Sika, Silas, Stag, Tungesh, Veronica, Vidula, Yamir

Pronouns

ant/antler/antlers, buzz/buzzes, crescent/crescents, dark/darks, deer/deers, deity/deities, eld/eldritch/eldritchs, eye/eyes, fawn/fawns, gaze/gazes, god/gods, hoof/hooves, host/hosts, indigo/indigos, insomnia/insomnias, lav/lavender/lavenders, lilac/lilacs, moon/moons, night/nights, ob/observe/observes, odd/odds, pur/purple/purples, radio/radios, report/reports, show/shows, speak/speaks, spot/spots, stag/stags, strange/stranges, talk/talks, 🌄/🌄s, 🌒/🌒s, 🌘/🌘s, 🌙/🌙s, 🌵/🌵s, 🎙️/🎙️s, 🏜️/🏜️s, 🐈‍⬛/🐈‍⬛s, 👀/👀s, 👁️/👁️s, 💜/💜s, 📻/📻s, 🔮/🔮s, 🕧/🕧s, 🗣️/🗣️s, 🦌/🦌s

Titles

A Purple Hued Deer, The All Seeing Eye, The Cat Lover, The Desert Brought Up Deity, The Host Older Than Time, The Moonlit Deer, The Nightly Radio Host, The One True Reporter, The One Who Runs The Show, The One With a Purple Hued Life, The Radio Show Host, The Town’s Saving Grace, [prn] Who’s In Love With Science, [prn] With Deer-like Qualities

Genders

Cecipalfosic, Collideeric, Crescentmoonlightic, Cryptidmasc, Floradeeric, Horaugic, Humornoxic, Killyourdoublgender, Liminalspacestalgic, Lunitwivieri/Solsteseric, Moonboylexic, Moonshipic, Mostlyvoidpartiallystarric, Notlove, Ultraveyelian, Valeience, Vintaudio, Viodeergender, WTNVcastic

Other mogai

Aldeerantler, Aldercervocryptic, Aldereyeweird, Alderliminal, Alderpolyoptic, Assigned Eldritch At Birth/AEldAB, Eldrigodperspesque/Eldrihorrorperspesque, Eldrivesil, Inviblackligheyes, Invifrozendoe, Moonstelic, Weirdcoreaestelic

[maxlarens]

now on to something more realistic

with how painfully introverted and shy I am I just know I couldn’t possibly look lando straight in the eyes

my eyes would be absolutely balls to the wall moving everywhere else but his eyes (could possibly use this to admire his other features😏 but tbh would be way too nervous for anything that close)

OOH or being caught looking at him only when he’s facing a diff direction

I need to know how you’d think he would react

-🤩

yes lets discuss! i am the same, i’m so atrocious at eye contact when i first meet people. i’ll like barely look at them, i just look past them😭 so anyway i actually have noticed the occasional thing where lando doesn’t make the most direct eye contact always— i think it’s just distraction or something but he’ll look off to the side or past someone when he’s talking (esp in interviews). so like hypothetically, he doesn’t notice at first.

so you’re completely not looking at his face when you meet each other for the first time and he’s pretty much got no idea because you get a few moments of very brief eye contact somewhere in there. but i think after a few more times of talking, even with some warming up, he’d definitely notice. because i think when he does make eye contact he does it intentionally, he actually wants to see you and watch your expression and everything.

torn between thinking he’d say something in a very no pressure way, like im not gonna bite, you can look me in the eyes. and obviously that makes it 100% worse and u blush and cant look at him for the rest of the day. but maybe next time its easier because you know he knows you’re struggling with it and it’s not necessarily personal. or if he’d not say anything and just kind of move into your line of sight occasionally. just a few steps to the side and a cheeky lil smile because he knows u know what he’s doing.

and the looking at him when he’s looking away😵‍💫 but i raise u: him looking at you while you’re looking away!

[gojonanami]

omg new icon? It fits the theme sm better.

🤩 anon [ yeah boo 👻 im in your inbox, what about it? ⁠(͡⁠°⁠‿⁠ ͡⁠°⁠) ]

hahaha thank you babe!! I love seeing you in my inbox 🥹💕

yes!! I got it from the new official art that dropped!!

I was torn between gojo and geto but choose gojo because his colors matched perfectly 😭🥹

[dnpbeats]

I want phil to be able to get pregnant just so he can baby trap dan :(

alternate universe where while dan was doing WAD phil was just like one of those band wives who travels on the tour bus with the kids

[errorwarblesrr]

do you like totk or botw better?

In short: Yes, I like botw better.

Here are my reasons, though!

I know a lot of people view it as the better experience, which is completely subjective and valid if you do and like it better, but I just view botw as being better in almost every way.

I will give it to totk. The dungeons have a lot better atmosphere. The game has some extremely high highs with the build-up to the wind temple, the whole great sky island segment, and the final boss is a much better fight (though dark beast ganon has a better theme song imo).

Other than that, I prefer botw. Totk has a much grander story, but it's completely mishandled. You can argue that totk has a great story but has poor execution, and to me, execution plays a big role in what makes a story good. You can have good ideas bit it all falls apart if they aren't executed well which ends up making the story bad. It's not that totk has a good story with poor execution, it has good ideas but the bad execution leads to a poorly told story. (I hope that makes sense). Botw has less of a story and is more like a set of events. Botw has history and backstory that is told more organically. Link has amnesia so he slowly regains some of his memories of the past with some people trying to help fill him in. It feels more real...in a weird fantasy way. I guess totk is similar with how we see Zelda's memories, but not really? It's weird to explain. Everything 100 years ago is felt in present day botw while in totk most of those things don't really matter as it happened so long ago. Things only start to resurge because Zelda wanted to investigate under the castle. Totk also has twists like a story. Idk if this is making sense but that's how I feel on their stories. There was just not much botw could mess up on story wise as the way it was presented.

Gameplay wise I can not lie totk is technical marvel with the zonai tech. That's the most impressive thing about it. Tbh building contraptions isn't my thing though, it takes too long to make and experiment with a machine when I can just do whatever that machine was gonna do much faster. I see why people have a lot of fun with it though, it just isn't my thing. One thing I HATE in totk though is the amount of menuing I have to do. Elemental arrows had a serious downgrade. Yeah it's cool to fuse stuff to arrows, but not when I have to do it to ever single individual arrow and if I want to try something new I have to scroll past 50 other items in a single line. It's just tedious. If I want to use a good weapon I have to go to the menu, drop an item, and menu again to fuse it to a weapon that will still break. Item breaking is still an issue but it's more annoying and the weapons no longer look cool. Totk has some cool abilities, but idk I'd trade them all for remote bombs lmao. I hate going through caves, especially early game, and having to deal with the rock walls where they want me to fuse a rock to a stick 10 times to get through one cave. There's just a lot of little things gameplay wise that bug me. They doubled down on botws gameplay issues and added some more annoying ones. I don't even have to mention the sages abilities, that's a whole mess.

On the topic of gameplay, botw just has the better world. Idc, exploring that world for the first time is an unforgettable experience. Totks main world is too similar so the magic is gone. The sky and depths are also unimpressive and repetitive. Botw also has the benefit on how the word felt so lonely yet alive. Everything had a purpose or a story. The world has a history. And totk just doesn't have that. Outside of the upheaval, totk doesn't really build on botws world that much. I was hoping to see if they would've added new towns or see how they'd rebuild hyrule, but they really didn't do that. We only got lookout landing, which doesn't really count as a town, and a bunch of building stuff lying around which is cool I guess. Hateno has a school and Terry Town expanded a little, but with the estimate of about 5 years since botw it makes you wonder...what have these people been doing? We can theoretically build Terry Town in one day. There could be new towns.

Totk is a sequel that doesn't really acknowledge it's predecessor which is so odd. Botw stands on its own and is an overall more cohesive experience. Everything in the world feels purposefully crafted for that world while totk just slaps things on top of it with not much thought. Botw has some amazing world building while for totk it's either "the Zonai did it" or has some contradictory world building. For example, the old sages lifted up the sky islands so that Link would be protected from Ganondorf shenanigans, but then other sky islands suggest how they've been around long before Rauru since young Zonai used to train in them or something. There is also how Zelda says Link never leaves her side, but people she interacts with on an almost daily basis do not recognize him and how even treat as if he doesn't know some facts about her. So either she is overexaggerating by a lot and/or lying in her own diary or that people in hyrule have the collective memory of a rock. There's also Zelda supposedly never giving Link the champions leathers yet as a gift, but we see him wearing it in the beginning. Idk there's more contradictories, but I haven't experienced this for botw??? Totk is so disconnected and disjointed in comparison.

I'm trying to be vague but there's a lot to say, I'm sorry. I really was enjoying this game at the beginning but the more I played the more I noticed or saw things that bugged me and just kept adding up and up on each other. Botw was never like this for me. It's just more cohesive and I like that. There are so many other things I haven't brought up like the repetitive cutscenes, or missing characters/characters that SHOULD know Link but don't (namely Bolson and Hestu). But this post is long. I can't keep complaining about this game. Botw really is that one of a kind experience, and totk tries to replicate it but worse. Botw had a vine that totk lacks. You feel so alone, but you meet knew people and make friends. You build connections as you learn about the past and help those around you. There is no story, you're just a person going through the motions and exploring the vast world around you. Totk can't replace that for me. I'm the main character playing a side role in a disjointed world where not much makes sense. Everything is similar in all the wrong ways.

And most important of all, they took away Link's fun dialogue and personality now he really is bland asf and used to defend that he wasn't.

[yurislilygarden]

Hello, inspired anon here again ✨️

Happy you liked that ask and now it's yours to keep.

There were some details that I wasn't able to include in the skit about the angels thinking about Reader being God's sibling (leaning towards sister obviously) so I'll just include them here. There isn't really any talk about them being self aware and feel free to pick and choose any parts you like for yourself (also there is some easter eggs of a particular game I like, so expect that too).

Emily originally through Reader was God too but realised that they didn't act or sound like the way other people described God which started her thinking that they must be two different beings.

Emily wants to know if Reader has created their own Heaven, Hell and Earth or something completely different and if she could go and see them. She also wonders if Readers Earth would have its own humans, she can't exactly call them Adam and Eve so she calls them Alex and Steve.

Emily doesn't like that Sera stops her from talking to others about Reader, she just wants everyone to welcome this new deity and wants someone to gush over how God has a little sibling.

Emily likes to draw what she imagines Readers 'seraphim' would look like which are basically normal many eyed, many winged seraphim but with insect wings, mainly butterfly and moth ones, instead of feathered ones since Reader takes the form of a butterfly, she draws them in her idea of Readers heaven which involves lots of floating islands under a vast starry sky. She has made Sera and herself 'Reader angelsona' but keeps them hidden.

Sera was 100% sure that Reader was God until Emily's talk. Sera took along time to agree that Reader isn't God but someone else but still is hesitant to actually say that, God does like to test people and she fears that if they are mistaken and Reader is really just God in disguise that they would be harshly punished for blasphemy.

She also worries that if this IS a different God, then what does it mean for heavens future? Is this new God going to upset the balance of the universe? She would be powerless to stop them if they were going to. Good chance she'd think Pentious's redemption is Readers doing instead of God's.

She would eventually give Reader a vague title such as The Observer or The Watcher to distinguish them from The Lord without full differentiating them, just to play it safe.

Adam would claim that Emily, and eventually Sera, are just crazy for thinking that there's another God after the shock of Emily's talk passed. Firmly believes that there is only one divine being, the big G man himself. This is a lie though as he almost instantly believed that Reader is different to God, he should know since he used to talk to God alot.

Adam actually is in hard denial since he's actually extremely worried. He knows one of the reasons God favoured him so much was because he was made in his image, so would that mean you would favour Lillith and maybe even Eve if they were made in your image? He knows that he doesn't exactly have the best history with them and he's worried that you'd believe their telling of events over his, he's seen what happens to those that anger a God and he doesn't want any of that happening to him.

On the other hand, he does still want to meeting Read. He's sure that he'd win them over with his charm once them met and well, he wouldn't mind thanking them for being the blueprint of all women.

Lute isn't really bothered if Reader is God or not. As far as she's concerned, it doesn't really effect her. She has a job to do and as long as Reader doesn't have an issue with it then she'll just carry on just as she's always done.

Sure Lute is curious about there possibly being another divine being and had thought about trying to prepare plans just incase Reader was planning to take Heaven from God but she realised that it would be pointless to try and fight something as powerful as a deity.

Lute is concerned for Adam though. She is worried about how Adam isn't taking the idea of there being a second deity well and is worried that he'd accidentally offend Reader and be punished for it.

St. Peter hasn't been told about the idea of Reader not being God and is under strict order to welcome them as much as possible and to alert Sera of their presence when spotted.

I genuinely had to reread 3 times because I just had no words anon😭 Whoever you are, goddamn bless you, I'm so using your ideas once I get to writing heaven-

I have nothing really to add to this perfection, but I do wanna say that I will still try to keep in mind to use gender-neutral terms, even with the fact that it will imply reader is female because of the image that Lilith and Eve were made from is supposedly reader and shit, I will still use things like 'sibling' and stuff in the works to make it as gn as possible😭