#🤩anon

[maxlarens]

AAAAHHH HELPING LANDO UNTANGLE HIS CURLS KILL ME

I legit have not gotten his hair out of my head for a while and then now the hair he’s come back from vacation with😳😳😳 literally old style cartoon character with my eyes out of my head

It looks so healthy and soft😭😭

If he were to not rlly have a curl routine I know for a fact I’d be researching that shit up and down to help him find products that work even tho I’ve got the straightest hair ever

OMG he’d pull some shit like “wow didn’t know you loved me so much” don’t play with me rn ok I’ll gladly return all these things 🤨🤨 “see if I care that your hair looks dull I was just doing it for your moms sake🙄”

-🤩

im actually sick thinking about his hair sometimes. it's SO good right now. the mini mullet (lullet if u will), like i am actually obsessed with it. i need him and oscar to stay the fuck away from scissors!!!! honestly he HAS to have a curl routine of some sort, but i feel like he didn't like a year ago or something. it would be so fun to do that.

ugh. yeah. now i'm thinking about it with best friend!reader. like functionally acting like a couple and not actually being one. he asks her what she thinks of his hair and if she likes it. and if she doesn't he literally changes it for her😭 (like they find a curl routine for him because she offhandedly says oh it's a bit messy and dry recently). she cuts it for him if it needs a little trim or something. and back on brushing/detangling his hair because i'm kinda ill over it,

but like. lando sitting in between ur legs, his hair damp after a shower, while u comb it gently, using your fingers more than anything because it doesn't snag as much. the focus of it and the quiet of it and him leaning into your hands and humming when it feels nice. and it devolves briefly into scratching his scalp or massaging the muscles in the back of neck/base of his skull yknow.

ugh. sick.

[dogwithrabies]

today onwards i shall be your self proclaimed anon 🤩

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hell yeah welcome welcome

[yourmoonmomma]

How does J ♉️ feel about me

-🤩

Four of Cups reversed - They feel very drawn to you.

[welcome-to-green-hills]

Between Tails and Knuckles, who would Shadow get along with more in the SCU?

Hi Hon!❤️✨

Ummm… you know, I don’t really know. That’s a good question! I don’t know if he would get along with one another more than the other. I kinda think that he’d acknowledge their existence, but not seek them out when he needs it. If anything, it might be an equal feeling towards both.

[dreamlifebunny]

kill yourself

This is so funny to me because I had my anons off for several months due to personal life issues and needing to catch up on other asks, then today I thought "You know what, I'm gonna open them up and start answering questions again!" and THIS was the first message I received without even announcing my asks were open lmaoo 😭😭😭

Anon I am happy to talk about why you sent this over DMs if you'd like! I'm sorry you're feeling hurt, let me know if you want to talk more about this privately. I don't know what I did to upset you but sending d3ath threats is not the way to get someone to change their behaviour. It's also a criminal offence to encourage someone to hurt themselves; please keep this in mind and consider not doing this in the future.

[tired-teacher-blog]

Woke up this morning thinking about a touch starved Shiggy 😩

A mission goes haywire, he's so angry and pissy, sitting on the floor as he yells at everyone. You kneel down next to him and grip his chin. Poor bby is a bit confused and still so angwy so he tries to push you away.

Your voice is firm as you push his hand away, "stop it. Look at me."

"What the-" before he can finish his sentence, your lips press to his softly. He's... confused and flabbergasted like you??? You kissed him??? But ??? Why??? How??? You??? YOU???

He tries to hide his blush while trying to figure out what exactly he's feeling

- 🐺

Aaaah he is just a baby 😭

He definitely did not see it coming and as expected, your bold move shook him thoroughly.

He instantly forgot what he was so mad about, and instead spent the rest of the day racking his brain and wondering why you'd done it.

He isn't used to intimacy or pretty much any kind of physical contact– mainly due to his quirk, but when you approached him fearlessly and in front of everyone else to effectively calm him down with a kiss, he knew that that wouldn't be enough.

It was exactly why he visited you at night, not only to demand an explanation, but also to test his luck because your lips were all he could think about since that fateful moment.

So you can imagine his excitement when you happily kissed him again, this time he was ready for it, sneaking his arms around your waist to bring you closer as he deepened the kiss.

[l3viat8an]

Did you know that most regular Oreos have the Leviathan cross on them? 

I did!!! Funny thing actually, I grew up in a very religious community and when I was 9-ish they actually held a whole church meeting on how oreos are demonic :)

Oddly enough I’m not very religious anymore and I love oreos :D

[bloodlegacies]

I'm loving this 🤩 so long story short

Erianne the Gran Duchess was, and still is, in love with the king. Cheated on her husband, had a daughter with him, and saw Serah being raised by another woman. Jelaous of (of mom but sadly not anymore) MC and the Queen. Would love to marry the king, would do it if there would be a way to not ruin her reputation.

Alexieil smart man, good man, mom's bff, unlucky in spouse department.

King trash in love with mom. Cheated his wife with a friend (? Were they friends? What kind of relationship him and Erianne had?). Had an illigitimate heir. Hates Eleazar and MC because of mom and his twisted pride. Try to force his child with deception, in an arranged marriage. Screw that up. Spends time being arrogant and hypocritical and psycologically ruin his child.

Mom loved dad, not her best decision but she made him better and way more dangerous. Great mom. Smart woman. Scary woman. Great bff.

Dad loves mom and MC. Great at traumatizing his child. Very poor at showing love and respect. Prideful. Similarities with the king trash.

Cecilia bff with Hayden. Very protective of Caio. Smart woman. Good woman. Wise woman.

Hayden traumatized daddy issues. Dead sister. In love with MC. Sweet and charming. Risk taker.

Caio shy scared boy. Scared and horny of/for MC (if romanced). Sweet, kind, brave. Deadly.

Tyler massive daddy issue. Anger issues. Loyal. Risk lover. MC bff.

Elia sunshine. That's all. Just pure perfect sunshine.

Nix fae problem. Followed by MC problem. Hot. Smart. Mage.

Perfect ,just perfect👏👏👏👏👏❤️❤️

[tra1nchi]

when someone says dragon cock I usually end up thinking about either zhongli or nuevillette cause do they have two cocks? WHAT IF THEY HAD TRIPLE COCKS? HOW MANY COCKS CAN THEY HAVE?

BROO REALL?? neuvillette with more then two dicks??? I'm going crazy, dude would destroy our backs 😔😔

Erm yk the way zhongli had like different forms of himself what if he got lazy and kept the c0cks from his other forms LMAO

[resident-rats]

wait im back to say that i think krauser smells like marlboro red 100s. the infamous cowboy killers. fucken sounds like he smokes em too lol

YEAH LOL, he probably always smells of cigarettes and 100% smokes like a pack a day. I’d like to think he’s been smoking for most of his life, probably started as a teenager well before the military

[maxlarens]

now on to something more realistic

with how painfully introverted and shy I am I just know I couldn’t possibly look lando straight in the eyes

my eyes would be absolutely balls to the wall moving everywhere else but his eyes (could possibly use this to admire his other features😏 but tbh would be way too nervous for anything that close)

OOH or being caught looking at him only when he’s facing a diff direction

I need to know how you’d think he would react

-🤩

yes lets discuss! i am the same, i’m so atrocious at eye contact when i first meet people. i’ll like barely look at them, i just look past them😭 so anyway i actually have noticed the occasional thing where lando doesn’t make the most direct eye contact always— i think it’s just distraction or something but he’ll look off to the side or past someone when he’s talking (esp in interviews). so like hypothetically, he doesn’t notice at first.

so you’re completely not looking at his face when you meet each other for the first time and he’s pretty much got no idea because you get a few moments of very brief eye contact somewhere in there. but i think after a few more times of talking, even with some warming up, he’d definitely notice. because i think when he does make eye contact he does it intentionally, he actually wants to see you and watch your expression and everything.

torn between thinking he’d say something in a very no pressure way, like im not gonna bite, you can look me in the eyes. and obviously that makes it 100% worse and u blush and cant look at him for the rest of the day. but maybe next time its easier because you know he knows you’re struggling with it and it’s not necessarily personal. or if he’d not say anything and just kind of move into your line of sight occasionally. just a few steps to the side and a cheeky lil smile because he knows u know what he’s doing.

and the looking at him when he’s looking away😵‍💫 but i raise u: him looking at you while you’re looking away!

[thatliminal-wanderer]

Cecil Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) ID Pack

Requested by 🎉🤩 anon

Names

Abel, Ain, Ambili, Ambrose, Axis, Balendu, Benito, Bilen, Buck, Cain, Chakshu, Chana, Chandak, Chital, Collin, Coues, Darby, Diya, Dyani, Fawn, Gazelle, Ghazala, Harina, Hart, Herschel, Himanshu, Indu, Iris, Jace, Kamaria, Key, Kurangi, Larkspur, Lillith, Lochan, Mahnoor, Mauve, Mayank, Mriganayani, Mrigank, Mrignaini, Mulberry, Nayana, Nell, Nilan, Nilava, Ofer, Oisin, Olimpik, Qamar, Rebecca, Roe, Roscoe, Sambar, Sarang, Selene, Shashank, Shika, Sika, Silas, Stag, Tungesh, Veronica, Vidula, Yamir

Pronouns

ant/antler/antlers, buzz/buzzes, crescent/crescents, dark/darks, deer/deers, deity/deities, eld/eldritch/eldritchs, eye/eyes, fawn/fawns, gaze/gazes, god/gods, hoof/hooves, host/hosts, indigo/indigos, insomnia/insomnias, lav/lavender/lavenders, lilac/lilacs, moon/moons, night/nights, ob/observe/observes, odd/odds, pur/purple/purples, radio/radios, report/reports, show/shows, speak/speaks, spot/spots, stag/stags, strange/stranges, talk/talks, 🌄/🌄s, 🌒/🌒s, 🌘/🌘s, 🌙/🌙s, 🌵/🌵s, 🎙️/🎙️s, 🏜️/🏜️s, 🐈‍⬛/🐈‍⬛s, 👀/👀s, 👁️/👁️s, 💜/💜s, 📻/📻s, 🔮/🔮s, 🕧/🕧s, 🗣️/🗣️s, 🦌/🦌s

Titles

A Purple Hued Deer, The All Seeing Eye, The Cat Lover, The Desert Brought Up Deity, The Host Older Than Time, The Moonlit Deer, The Nightly Radio Host, The One True Reporter, The One Who Runs The Show, The One With a Purple Hued Life, The Radio Show Host, The Town’s Saving Grace, [prn] Who’s In Love With Science, [prn] With Deer-like Qualities

Genders

Cecipalfosic, Collideeric, Crescentmoonlightic, Cryptidmasc, Floradeeric, Horaugic, Humornoxic, Killyourdoublgender, Liminalspacestalgic, Lunitwivieri/Solsteseric, Moonboylexic, Moonshipic, Mostlyvoidpartiallystarric, Notlove, Ultraveyelian, Valeience, Vintaudio, Viodeergender, WTNVcastic

Other mogai

Aldeerantler, Aldercervocryptic, Aldereyeweird, Alderliminal, Alderpolyoptic, Assigned Eldritch At Birth/AEldAB, Eldrigodperspesque/Eldrihorrorperspesque, Eldrivesil, Inviblackligheyes, Invifrozendoe, Moonstelic, Weirdcoreaestelic

[gojonanami]

omg new icon? It fits the theme sm better.

🤩 anon [ yeah boo 👻 im in your inbox, what about it? ⁠(͡⁠°⁠‿⁠ ͡⁠°⁠) ]

hahaha thank you babe!! I love seeing you in my inbox 🥹💕

yes!! I got it from the new official art that dropped!!

I was torn between gojo and geto but choose gojo because his colors matched perfectly 😭🥹

[welcome-to-green-hills]

Gee, I wonder who ever could have taught Knuckles the old "stop hitting yourself" joke *affectionately side-eyes the blue boi so hard*

You and I both😏

[buddiesmutslut]

eddie would totally be like man I'd love to be gay and marry my best friend, unfortunately I'm straight 😔

and only realise a decade later

Lmfaoooo this is making me laugh so hard just imagining him being all mopey & sighing like "If ONLY I could experience the joy that must come from marrying your best friend/fav person in the world but oh, the world is so cruel." w his big wet doe eyes.

Like Eddie, my love, you can!! You can experience that! It's right there 😭🤣

& Buck is just as bad w it. They're so dumb I love them so bad

[dnpbeats]

I want phil to be able to get pregnant just so he can baby trap dan :(

alternate universe where while dan was doing WAD phil was just like one of those band wives who travels on the tour bus with the kids