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[bohemian-nights]

“Only a Targaryen is meant for a Targaryen.” -A common proverb spread and repeated by certain fans of HOTD because incest rocks 🔥🐉

HOTD AU: Daemon Targaryen x Baela Targaryen

Ten years after his second wife the late Lady Laena Velaryon perished tragically in childbirth Daemon Targaryen takes to wife his daughter and only living child Baela Targaryen, in an effort to keep his bloodline pure.

[lostinadrama]

𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐀𝐠𝐞 (2024)

[gottalovecatss]

[tittyinfinity]

I was hanging out at the karaoke bar, chatting with a beautiful woman, and we were really hitting it off. I threw a couple of flirtatious comments her way. She giggled nervously, but abruptly stopped and looked at the floor.

She told me that she was too nervous to hit on people because she's trans and worries that people will view her as a predator and that she might get hurt.

My heart sank. I let her know that she could hit on me in whatever way she wanted and I would LOVE it. We spent the rest of the night hanging out and flirting. We ended up making out. It was great.

But I can't stop thinking about how that wasn't the first time a trans woman has said that to me. About how unsafe it is for some women that they feel the need to give out fucking disclaimers to have normal interactions with people.

We have GOT to make the world a safer place for trans women. It pisses me off that there are men at the bar who are openly predatory towards me without fear of consequence, yet a trans woman is too scared to even fucking call me pretty. And that's because she IS more likely to face worse consequences for lesser things! Like what the fuck!

You need to always check on your internalized biases. Being queer yourself doesn't absolve you of transmisogynistic thoughts and behaviors. Being bi/pansexual doesn't mean you don't hold those biases either! If you feel differently about a trans woman hitting on you than you feel about a cis woman or a man hitting on you, you need to evaluate that.

Trans women, I love you so fucking much. You should be able to express attraction and love as freely as everyone else. I hope you can always feel safe around me. And I'll never stop fighting until you can feel safe period.

[devilart2199-aibi]

Please Hold 📝💢

[pinacoladamatata]

Rook rummaging through the lighthouse drawers like

[boy-oneder]

"His hand is right on my penis" - Joe Deli Sandwich, 2011

[starlightoru-gojo]

The genes are showing, DNA test is not necessary.

[lcndonorr1s]

okay... but bestfriend!lando who has kissed you only once before, is DYING to be your new years kiss, who sticks with you throughout the new years party. this boy does NOT let you have a single moment with anyone else. he's needy, he's got his eyes stuck on you, his hands on you at all times. and when you're no where to be found 10 mins before the clock strikes 12, he loses his shit, frantically going through every room in the house to find you, only for you to be in a bathroom, brushing your teeth and using mouthwash- cause lando's made it quite clear that he is gonna kiss you at midnight and you are NOT risking bad breath, not today. you come out, glancing at the big numbers on your lockscreen which scream 11.59 back at you. you finally bump into him in the corridor, from where he practically drags you out to the balcony to see the fireworks when he finally, FINALLY, kisses you. you both make it just in time, the cold air wracking a shiver down to your spine. lando places his hands on either side of your neck, cradling your face oh so close to his, when your lips meet, devastatingly slow. he kisses you, passionate and rough yet sweet and gentle and god... his kiss has you weak in the knees, moving impossibly closer to him to stabilize yourself. you finally pull apart, a string of spit still connecting your lips to his. his voice is beautifully low, eyes half-lidded and focused on you, through all the chaos of the party around you. he's asking you if you've eaten a mint- and when you can only muster up a nod, half out of your mind, still dizzy from the kiss, he's telling you to never do it again, telling you that he's obsessed with the way you taste, that he misses your flavour. he's telling you that his appetite for your lips has only grown larger now that he knows what he's missing out on. and if this is the beginning of your year with him, you're only left wondering how much better it gets from here.

[zeldonovan]

lets play maiden dissection !

+ lines bc i like them

[lostinadrama]

𝐃𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 (2024)

[screwpinecaprice]

Was just scribbling about Connie's design. How she has this sweet voice, and big doe eyes, rounded face, and fluffy girl-next-door hair but she's the type that WILL cut you up because she has been deliberating about it and already made a decision before she pulled out that shiv. ( I don't know if I'm joking. 🙂 )

The rest is just some other random commission break doodles taking space. :p

[bugflies00]

the downside of getting several hit posts about dsmp in a few days is that they have kinda broken containment towards people who havent been into it since 2021 and who are all in my tags like ‘wow i miss the dsmp fandom’ and its like Hi we are. still here ‘i can still hear its voice’ and im Not going to get mad about it. im not . But dear lord is it annoying 😭😭

[ratatatastic]

more shenanigans from the vanha kauppahalli date!!! i.e how quickly can maffhew offend an entire nation and getting deported because he somehow manages to butcher everything

man who desperately seeks approval and very wary to not offend his husband's teammates language he needs to excel at this and not make a fool of himself (spoiler alert he makes a fool of himself anyways)

[akiacia]

some of the right words

[cat-or-kitten]

Vi: What do we say when we get anxious?

Y/n: My anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic

Vi: No-

Jinx: That's my girl 😍😌