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[royalarchivist]

Pac: I said, "Hey, let's do something fun, you know? Let's kidnap the [Federation] baker!" And we are kind of like, locked up, and [Richarlyson's] even sadder now, right? Phil: I can put my hand through the bars. Pac: [Laughs] Can I ho– Please save us! Phil: Do you miss human touch, Pac? Pac: Yeah, I miss human touch. Phil: I'm here for you. [...] We can smuggle things into jail. [To Richarlyson] It's okay, mate. Pac: Can you smuggle me a cellphone?* I know information is power here.

Phil visits Pac and Richarlyson in jail.

* Pac's quote here is a direct reference to Fuga Impossivel, where Cell (Cellbit) had a cellphone he used to threaten people with his "contacts from the outside." (In reality, the phone had no signal, but that's how he earned his name "Cell")

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Pac: Richarlyson feeling a little bit sad 'because 'cus he's locked up, you know? That's why he's using a different kind of hat.

Phil: Oh, Jesus Christ. Wait– why's Richarlyson's [happiness] bar gone down?

Pac:Yeah, 'because 'cus he's unhappy, 'cus, well, we kind of like, got locked up, and it's his birthday today, and he's feeling a little bit sad about like, growing up, you know?

Phil: Is that why he's got a different cow head on?

Pac: Yeah, yeah, and to try to help him, I said, "Hey, let's do something fun, you know? Let's kidnap the baker!" And we are kind of like, locked up, and he's even sadder now, right? [Richarlyson shakes his head] Yeah, but look – jail is fun!

Phil: I can put my hand through the bars.

Pac: [Laughs] Can I ho– Please save us!

Phil: Do you miss human touch, Pac?

Pac: Yeah, I miss human touch.

Phil: I'm here for you. [Cracks up]

Pac: I miss human touch. Oh my god, a hand! Richas, you want to touch a hand? Touch uncle Phil hand. [Laughs]

Phil: Yeah, right here.

Pac: Touch it, Richas! Connect with every–

Phil: I can get you out, I can get you out, I don't know if I'll get punished though, but we'll see. [Laughs]

Pac: I don't think you're going to get punished. [He looks at Richarlyson] Right? [Richarlyson shakes his head, holding a camera] There's nothing wrong about setting two persons out of the jail.

Phil: Yeah, I feel like you've learned your lesson, right?

Pac: Yeah, I won't try to kidnap the baker.

Phil: Oh, Richarlyson wants you to take a photo of, like, hands touching, I think.

Pac: Oh. Ok, let me...

[They stand there, holding hands in silence until Richarlyson takes a photo, then they burst into laughter.]

Pac: Well, Richas, you wanna do the same? I can take a picture of you! I just need a paper. [Pac checks his inventory] ...I don't have any papers, if you have one?

Phil: [Still cracking up as he holds hands with Richarlyson]

Pac: I need the paper, Richarlyson!

Phil: I have paper, there you go.

Pac: Oh, thank you.

Phil: We can smuggle things into jail. [To Richarlyson] It's okay, mate.

Pac: Look! [Laughs and throws Phil the photo] Can you smuggle me a cellphone?* I know information is power here.

Phil: I can – hold on, let me see, let me see...

Pac: Maybe like a cellphone? Or maybe a gaming setup so me and Richarlyson could put some gaming in here, you know, so we can play games?

Phil: I can – I could just break you out. [Laughs] But it's up to you – do you want to be out?

Pac: Yeah, if – Richas, you want to get out of this prison? I know it's bigger and better than our house. Look at the size of this, Phil! You wanna, like–

[Richarlyson breaks the jail bars and lets himself out, then replaces the bars to keep Pac inside]

Phil: [Dying]

Pac: ALL ALONG? Wait – we have been in here for the past 15 minutes, Richas! Oh my god. Ok, ok, I'm done, I'm done. I'm just gonna stay here. I'm just gonna stay here. [Pac walks to a corner of the cell and sits down facing the wall]

Phil: [Still wheeze-laughing] Dude...

Pac: I'm just gonna stay here.

Phil: I can't– [wheezes] I can't break these blocks, he's locked us in!

Pac: RICHARLYSON–

[aurorangen]

To summarise: Casper's having the time of his life, Petrah's glued to her seat and Marco came for the free food 👍 But hey everyone's having a great time and we get to meet the newest addition to the Apple family...Briar!!!

The cousins meeting for the first time 🥺

[walkinginmylight]

Where tf are Ekko and Heimerdinger??

[bedforddanes75]

sometimes i think about this picture and have to do meditative breathing exercises

[reislesbian]

I never thought I'd see some weirdos ship Ezra and Maul on this app but here we are.

[outlawssweetheart]

“HOW CAN PEOPLE LOVE OR EVEN LIKE THIS CHARACTER WHEN THEY”

Shh, shh, shhh, my love, it’s okay. They’re not real. I know you have no actual life or real problems because if you did, this stuff wouldn’t send you spinning, but they are not real. It’s okay, honey; let’s get you to bed, you need some rest. 🙂

[ellie-shy]

At this point, just throw me any huge middle-aged long haired men with a tragic past that haunts them and calls their S/O with sweet nicknames, you'll bet that I'LL EAT THEM UP FOR BREAKFAST AAAAAAAA

i have a type and it's biting me in the ass

Their similarities are INSANE

SAME HAIRSTYLE

BOTH HAVE A TRAGIC PASS THAT HAUNTS THEM DAILY

THEY BOTH WEAR GREEN????

THEY LOVE TO WHITTLE??!!! HELLO???!!!

THEY ARE BURLY BEARS AND ARE FREAKING MEAT SHIELDS

THEIR ROMANCE SCENES ARE SPICY 👌👌👌

DEEP VOICES 😮‍💨😮‍💨😩😩

THEY HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR KIDS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

The fact that both of them will worship the ground their s/o walks on is IMMACULATE.

[missmouse43]

Remember when we all thought Mike and Anna would play a major role in Jiara’s angst this season? 🤡

[kevotsuka]

I mean this in the most loving way possible: it is hilarious how a switch seems to flip at 9:00 PM and you begin posting purely Ben 10 content. Like everyday, 9:00 PM on the dot. The consistency is crazy.

It's my ben 10 hours 🥺👉👈

In my defense, at 10 pm i start to read ben 10 fanfics, i need the mood (? I am a creature of habits HSHSSHSH

[c-nan]

safari crashed in the middle of my exam (answers were saved thank god) but canvas recorded my grade as 0/100 so now i have to look at this until the professor fixes my grade 😭

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

At what point do you think Olena realized that she still has to host a bunch of world leaders and personalities after presidency because they're all madly in love with her husband?

[doctor-disc0]

Hello darkness my old friend (literally)

[a-is-for-arson]

I stayed up so late that my earliest morning alarm went off 💀

[zwampp]

love finland😭

[acircusfullofdemons]

I was not meant for retail I was meant to be an eldritch librarian's assistant

[mulderscully]

i feel like i have less and less time for tumblr but when i hear on the radio people talking about taylor and travis getting married and having babies when they've been dating two whole seconds where else am i gonna complain about the misogyny of that