#😐 do 😐 you 😐 see 😐 a 😐 robe 😐 i 😐 am 😐 not 😐 a 😐 judge 😐

[ollierachnid]

I just know his utter intolerance for Ghostbusters as concept re-emerged the moments this lot started speaking

[sallownights]

Hello, can I request an Ominis x reader? Maybe something with angst and a lot of fluff? I’ll let you choose what it’s about, or if you’d prefer not then it could be about something with the reader getting hurt. Thank you!!

i think he knows

word count: 2.9k

CW: angst, hurt/comfort, fluff. leander slander. they kiss, idk

A/N: anyways, i think he knows is a good song. banger song. also thank you for the request🤍🤍 i had a fun time writing this and i think i genuinely giggled a total of 14 times. my girlfriend proofread this 😐

pairing: ominis gaunt x f!reader. implied imelda x garreth?

Ominis had been searching for Y/N almost the whole day. Poppy had told him that she was in the Room of Requirement. However, when he was there, she wasn’t. Sebastian told him she was in the Undercroft, again, not there. Imelda had even tried to help Ominis look for Y/N with no such luck. He had even asked Garreth if he had seen her, but no such luck.

The castle was vast, there was a possibility that he just got unlucky when looking for her. Ominis couldn’t shake the feeling that she may be avoiding him. While he was walking towards the Slytherin common room, he heard a hushed argument down the hall. He stopped in his tracks, trying to decipher what was being said.

“Sebastian, I am fine. I’m just tired,” Ominis perks up hearing Y/N’s voice.

“You’re clearly not, your robes are in tatters. The ‘armor’ you wear is practically torn. Your eyebrow’s bleeding and Merlin knows what else!” Sebastian’s voice rang out in Ominis’ ears. His mind starts going quickly. Had Y/N gotten hurt? Where had she been?

“I’m fine.” He can hear how she’s quickly getting aggravated. He hears her footsteps get closer before she cries out in pain.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry. You just- Y/N. You’re clearly hurt. Ominis has been trying to find you all day. What would he think?” He hears Sebastian plead with Y/N, something he didn’t do very often.

“I just- I just needed to take care of something. Ominis would be fine. I’m okay.” Ominis frowns at her words. He’s not fine. He feels awful.

“Did you really? You wouldn’t care if I go find him and tell him that you’re all bloody?” Sebastian’s voice gets stern with Y/N, again, a rare occurrence. It’s normally the other way around.

“No! No- I just… I’ll tell him. I don’t want him to hear it from you. You’ll make everything worse. No offense.”

“I still am taking offense.”

“I said not to.”

“Well, fuck you, I am.” Ominis smiles at the two bickerings, deciding to walk out to where they can see him. He wanders towards their voices.

“Hey Y/N. Sebastian.” Y/N’s eyes get as big as mooncalves when she sees Ominis.

“Hey, Ominis… Sebastian and I were just-” She looks at Sebastian and he shakes his head. “talking about how I got hurt earlier.” Y/N says with a sigh and looks down.

“I’ll leave you two to talk.” Sebastian walks away, patting Ominis on the back.

“Is that where you were today? Fighting?” Ominis’ voice was a little tense, worried she was upset with him. He was so infatuated with her that even when he should be upset, he just wanted her to be happy with him.

“I’m sorry,” Y/N looks at her hands. They were covered in dirt and blood. She wasn’t sure when her blood started and stopped.

“Why don’t we go to the Undercroft? Or your Room of Requirement. I know how much you dislike the Hospital Wing,” He carefully wraps his arm around her shoulder, he hears her wince and drops his arm to her waist.

“Room of Requirement might be better. I can brew some wiggenweld when we're there.” Ominis nods and helps Y/N walk. They get to a floo powder station, taking them to the Astronomy Tower. He knew she wouldn’t be able to walk up all those stairs while hurt.

The door appears before the two, Ominis pushes it open, helping Y/N move inside.

“I can walk, it’s okay.” Ominis shakes his head.

“No, sit down. Let me take care of you.” Y/N blushes. Her head feeling a bit woozy. She’s not sure if it’s from blood loss or from Ominis’ caring nature.

Ominis helps Y/N sit down before he rushes off toward a first aid kit he made her keep in the room. It wasn’t the first time she had come back bloody. Ominis brought a bowl, rags, and the kit over to where Y/N was sitting. He brought himself to his knees, the bowl next to him. He quickly cast Aquamenti, filling the bowl with water.

“Give me your hands, love,” his voice is quiet, not wanting her to think he was upset with her. She places her hands in his. Ominis wets one of the rags he brought over before beginning to scrub the dirt and blood off her. He hears her wince every now and then.

“I’m sorry, love. I’ll be done with your hands soon.” He feels around her hands, feeling for any parts that feel grimy or sticky. When he can’t find any, he smiles and puts her hands down against her softly. He casts a spell quickly to figure out where her other wounds are.

“Okay, a pretty big gash on your back and one on your leg. I’m gonna bandage you up and then we’ll be done, okay?” He brings a hand to her cheek. She nods weakly. He frowns and stands up, helping her take her makeshift chest plate off and her bloodied shirt. He moves her so she’s standing up so he can wrap a bandage around her. He brings a new rag to her back, feeling her shiver at the cold sensation and wincing every now and again. He presses kisses onto her shoulder trying to bring her some comfort.

Once the scar is clean, he starts bandaging her, wrapping it around her back and waist. He kisses her shoulder when he’s done with that. He walks over to the dresser Y/N has kept in the room in case she wants to get changed into something comfier. He feels around for a fresh shirt for her to wear. He smiles feeling an embroidered flower on the shirt. It was a shirt he had given her. One he never wanted back because she sounded happy to wear it.

He walked back to her, helping her put on the new shirt. Y/N started taking off her trousers so Ominis could bandage her leg. It wasn’t bleeding nearly as bad as it was. He has Y/N sit down again, lifting her leg to wash it. When he finishes getting the blood off of it, he wraps another bandage around her leg.

“I’m sorry,” She whispers, he can hear her voice breaking. He lowers her leg, moving closer to her. His hands rest on her thighs, drawing circles into them with his thumbs.

“Love, it’s okay. Just come to me next time, okay? I promise I won’t be upset with you.” He presses a soft kiss to each of her knees.

“Okay, thank you for helping me,” Her voice was still, quiet. She sniffles, and Ominis reaches a hand to her face, wiping away a few of her tears.

“Of course. I’ll always patch you up. I would prefer it if you brought more wiggenweld when you’re out. Or Sebastian, he always offers.”

“Oh, Merlin. I don’t mind going with him sometimes, he’s just a bit much sometimes. I just wanted to be alone.” Ominis nods.

“Do you need to talk about it, love?” He brings himself closer to her, kissing her cheek. Her face gets warmer as her face goes crimson.

“It’s embarrassing,” she whines. Ominis chuckles at her antics before standing up.

“I’m sure it’s not. Do you want to lay down, love? I’m sure you’re sore.” Y/N sighs, taking Ominis’ hands to stand up. He brings her into a soft hug, kissing her shoulder again.

“C’mon, love.” Ominis softly takes her hand, leading her to the bed she conjured in the room to take naps between classes. Y/N smiles as Ominis helps her walk. His touch was so quick to calm her down. To bring her back from the confines of her mind. Ominis helps her onto the bed before he walks to the other side. He takes his shoes off carefully, discarding his robe as well.

When Ominis lays down, Y/N was quick to snuggle next to him. He wraps his arms around her, bringing his warmth with him. She clutches his jumper, glad to be next to him. They lay there, wrapped in each other's arms, sharing a warm embrace. Ominis is careful when Y/N brings her legs to get tangled with his. He puts her injured one above his. He places his hand on her thigh, keeping her close to him. They don’t talk enjoying each other's company in comfortable silence, feeling safe and happy in each other's presence. Ominis brings a small blanket above Y/N when he feels her shivering.

It wasn’t unusual for the two to cuddle. Y/N always found comfort in Ominis’ arms. Ominis wasn’t one to complain either, the idea of keeping her in his arms was one he rather fancied. Keeping her out of harm's way. The way she went to him when she was sad. Or happy. Or excited. It never failed to bring a smile to his face. Neither of them ever expressed feelings of anything more. Worried they would ruin a friend they hold so dearly to them. So, cuddling was their best option.

This wasn’t the only way they shared their affection though. She would carry Ominis’ books from class to class while their hands were intertwined. Ominis often heard from Sebastian that Y/N looked at him like he was the greatest thing in life.

“Love?” Y/N looks up at Ominis, he presses a soft kiss to her forehead again. “What was it?” Y/N groans, trying to pull back from Ominis but he has a firm grip on her.

“It cannot be that bad,” Ominis says, reassuringly.

“You have no idea,” her face flushes. Ominis slides his hand up her thigh before placing his hand on her face.

“Just tell me. I promise you I won’t judge you.” Y/N licks her lips looking at how close Ominis is to her. His moles gracing his face so beautifully.

“It’s so stupid, I was telling Poppy the other day-”

“You told Poppy?” Ominis exclaims quizzically.

“Uh… maybe?” The shyness in Y/N’s voice returning. It was always intriguing to Ominis how someone as powerful and confident as Y/N could be so incredibly shy sometimes.

“Who else knows?” his voice is teasing as he brings his lips to her head again.

“Uhm… Sebastian. Imelda figured it out on her own. I told Natty too-” He chuckles hearing the list of people.

“Darling, it cannot be that embarrassing then.” Y/N groans again and covers her face with her hands and mumbles something quickly.

“Darling, c’mon. Move your hands.” He softly pulls her hands away from her face, kissing her nose.

“You won’t laugh?” Y/N pinches the bridge of her nose.

“Promise.” Ominis takes his hand and crosses it over it his heart.

“I am not above hitting a blind person,” Ominis chuckles and shakes his head.

“What is it?”

“I have this stupid crush on… someone. It’s so dumb and whenever I’m with them my brain gets all muddled and I get so worried I’m going to say the wrong thing. I feel like I can’t breathe whenever they're around. Like, whenever they touch me, my brain stops for a few seconds before I realize we’re in the middle of a conversation. My face is always so red too. I blush like fucking crazy and it's just… stupid.” Ominis’ thumb rubs Y/N’s thigh as she talks. He takes in her words carefully, trying not to let his disappointment show on his face.

“Okay… do I get to know who?” Y/N groans again. She goes to cover her face but Ominis is quick on the draw and catches her wrist.

“Oh Merlin, don’t make me say it,” He kisses her wrist causing her ever-present blush to deepen.

“Should I guess?”

“Oh, uh, sure. Why not?” Y/N’s voice is quiet. Ominis takes a moment to think.

“It’s not Northcott, is it?” Y/N giggles.

“Ew, no. Oh, wait, that sounds mean. No, it’s not him.” Ominis laughs, continuing down his list.

“Garreth?” He hears Y/N gag and he shakes his head, “Okay, not him. Natsai?”

“Why are you only guessing Gryffindors?”

“I’m going house by house. So, Natsai?” Y/N makes some sound that makes him nod and move on.

“Oh, Merlin, it’s not Leander is it?” Y/N lets out a loud laugh. Ominis joins her. She clutches onto his shirt to try to calm down. He brings his hand to her face, kissing her forehead before breaking out into another set of giggles.

“Sorry, sorry. That’s so rude of me. No, no, not Prewett.” Ominis nods again, moving to the next house.

“Amit?” As he holds her face, feeling her shake her head.

“Okay. Poppy?” She shakes her again.

“No, Pop is a really good best friend though.” Ominis nods. He knows Poppy had been there for Y/N many times. How they were also rumored to have saved a dragon. He didn’t know Poppy well, but with how many times Y/N spoke of her, he felt like he was her good friend. Y/N did sneak Poppy into the Slytherin common room enough for sleepovers though. Somehow never getting caught by prefects.

“Sebastian?” Ominis’ heart rate picks up a bit at the thought she might like his best friend.

“Ew, no. Sebastian is like an annoying older brother.” She quickly responds. He lets out a breath he didn’t realize he was holding in.

“I’m not going to entertain the fact it might be Imelda.” Y/N giggles and shakes her head again.

“No, Imelda is head over heels for Weasley. You didn’t hear it from me though.” Ominis smiles and nods. He had heard how the girl was slightly nicer to Weasley but if anyone asked about it, she would through some string of insults towards him.

“Oh, Merlin, I don’t know. Me?” Ominis says, half-joking. When Y/N doesn’t answer he smiles.

“Did I guess right?” Y/N smacks his chest lightly.

“Maybe,” He turns to face her, his hand stroking her cheek. Their foreheads touch as their legs get tangled together, causing Y/N to wince when she slotted her legs between his. He whispers a sorry against her forehead, leaving a kiss there. Ominis kisses Y/N sweetly, he smiles into the kiss. Their lips meeting in a soft and tender kiss. A kiss he had been wanting to do for the past year. A kiss he had wanted to do since he had gotten to know her. She was here, with him. He never wanted to be anywhere else. Without saying a word, they get closer to each other, The kiss is full of passion and tenderness, reflecting their deep feelings for each other. They wrap their arms around each other, deepening the kiss as they explore the connection they have always felt but never acted upon. The kiss ends, Y/N pulling Ominis into a tight embrace.

They lay there, in each other's arms. Ominis runs a hand up and down Y/N’s back softly, trying not to hurt her. Y/N hums softly in Ominis’ ear. It’s some orchestration she made him listen to. One he listened to as often as he could because she loved it so much. Neither wanted to break the silence.

Eventually, Y/N let their grip on Ominis go, moving back to bring him into another kiss. This one is more passionate. There is a deeper sense of familiarity and comfort between them, as they have already experienced the thrill of their first kiss. They explore each other's lips and Y/N nipping at Ominis’ bottom lip. Eventually, their kiss deepens, Y/N’s hands in Ominis’ hair and Ominis’ hands exploring Y/N”s curves. They savor the sensation of being close to each other as the kiss ends.

“I think I know who you have a crush on.” Ominis jokes, pressing a kiss to Y/N’s cheek.

“Oh, shut up.” She kisses him quickly before backing away, enjoying the warmth of his body. They sit there in silence. Ominis traces the curves of her face, wanting to feel every part of her. To know every minute detail.

“So, what now?” Y/N breaks the silence. Ominis moves his thumb to her bottom lip, tracing it.

“How do you mean, love?” He tilts his head slightly.

“Like, what… what do we do now?”

“Oh, I suppose I should court you correctly.” Ominis sits up quickly, Y/N jumps slightly at the sudden movement but sits up too.

“Y/N, you are truly wondrous and I would be honored if you went out on a date with me.” He holds her hands gingerly, bringing them to his lips, the kisses soft. Y/N lets out a soft laugh before answering.

“Ominis, I would love nothing more than to go on a date with you.” A smile breaks out on Ominis’ face as he leans in to kiss Y/N again, but stops before coming to a realization.

“Oh, this makes so much sense now.” Y/N’s eyebrows furrow.

“What does?”

“Well, Sebastian once told me that you look at me like I’m a broomstick.” Y/N tilts her head quizzically.

“Huh?”

“It’s highly improper.” Y/N laughs, a bit confused.

“I’m literally half naked. Your hand is on my thigh. We’re past improper.” Ominis chuckles before leaning close to whisper in her ear.

“You look at me like you want to ride me.”

[bawbawbridgie]

HPCC year 8 performance notes:

Part 1, Act 1

Part 1, Act 2

Part 2, Act 1:

- first note is something my friend said ‘i kinda forgot to pay attention because i was blinded by harrys lethal side profile’… i mean she’s not wrong!

- catherine!umbridge does these little harmless giggles then continue and turn into such an evil laugh

- not rock paper scissors for harry!scorp this time, but jazz hands when trying to do the hand thingy

- harry geeking out over snape even before talking to him and bowing towards him

- jade!hermione ‘im minister for magic’ while looking directly at snape proving him wrong

- jade ‘i am sorry what it’ll cost you’ breaking down in tears was actually the most heartbreaking thing

- ellis!albus straight away holding on to harry in the lake

- then harry literally jumping right on ellis genuinely almost drowning him

- steve!draco throwing the robe right at harrys face

- jaden!craig playing rock paper scissors by himself before he gets passed the scroll of paper

- ellis not even paying attention to debra… just directly looking at harry instead… awesome that’s so casual!

- ‘i agree it doesn’t sound good’ harry!scorp looking at ellis!albus shaking his head with 😐 face then ellis looking at him then straight away putting his head down with 😐

- eve!rose sliding away from the stairs when hermione comes in and matty!james jr making sure she is ok once they say she didn’t exist

- ‘i am… i am beginning to… understand…that…’ now what are you implying here david?

- ellis literally starring down harry when he sits down on his bed with again that look 😍

- LINE CHANGE ALERT!!!!! LINE CHANGE ALERT!!!!!

- instead of albus saying ‘did you?’ after scorp says ‘i was fighting for you’, he says ‘oh!… i mean… good!’ IM DOING JUST FINE SO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN NOW WHY DID THEY CHANGE IT WHO CAUSED THIS CHANGE I WONT STOP UNTIL I FIND OUT

- maybe im going insane but in the owlery, it looked like ellis was debating on where to put his hand… ON THE STAIR OR ON HARRYS HAND YEAH KILL ME

- julia!delphi ‘the augurey??? I rather like that…’ was so good!!!

- steve!draco and david!harry eyeing each other when tom says ‘older girlfriend’… that’s normal right!!!!!!!!

- ‘just like that…. spare did.’ i see what you did there julia, she seemed rather pleased with herself when she used the term spare… wonder why x

- claire!ginny poking tom!ron with her wand after he mimicked steve in delphis room

[tcstoryfell]

TC! Storyfell chapter 1 part 6

As our hero comes from out of the first room Papyrus left left in. He our Hero has come into some trouble with loox...but that bully is no longer a bully thanks to our hero's ........kindness

And now as he takes his steps. He hast to deal with a Froggit and-

* Encounter starts *

As our hero chooses between the buttons will he try to spare or cause bloodshed?

Nehemiah: Stop narrating * Chooses act and selects check *

Froggit 4 attack and 8 defense....a guy who likes to eat flies

Froggit:.......

* Uses a fly to use a long tongue attack *

Nehemiah: Welp that was close.....

Metta: That guy seems to have a long tongue

Froggit: I missed the fly .....: : (

Nehemiah: Hmmm * Uses act and selects help *

Our hero grabbed the fly and gave it to Froggit what kindness :(

Froggit: Thanks:)

* Uses a small tongue attack *

Nehemiah: * Uses spare *

Froggit: * Uses spare *

Nehemiah:.....

Froggit: Welp I am gonna be at a place near this

* Hops away *

Nehemiah: * Goes to the next room *

Two froggits are in this room and there is a......shell like person here

Nehemiah: I know

Froggit: O you that guy that helped that guy with the fly :). It's to see ya .....even if you're a human. I must say Humans were thought of as monsters by monsters .....but people in ruins are different through Papyrus's influence has made us think better about Humans

Froggit: Yeah thanks for earlier.....here is a tip. Papyrus has a dangerous attack which is dangerous to all monsters.....it has not been known by us for a long time. It's called his blue attack

Nehemiah: Blue attack?

Froggit: Yeah.....people have fought with him before and lost because of his blue attack.....don't worry Papyrus doesn't kill he may seem rude but........his love for that dog says different

Nehemiah: What is it?

Froggit: What I got from the people who defeated him was " Blue means to stay still " I figured out a method for this. When you see blue always think of blue snow.....you stay still and let it go past you. But for blue snow let it travel you to the other side.

Moldsmal: * Wiggles *

Nehemiah: Hello

Moldsmal: * Wiggles *

Nehemiah:.......

Froggit: Don't worry he doesn't have a brain

Nehemiah: 😑 😐 😑

Froggit: Alright go but remember....names are yellow when sparable but...sometimes it takes the monster to spare you first

Hero leaves and goes to the next room

Nehemiah: O hello

Whimsun: * Picks up Nehemiah *

Whimsun#2: * Picks up Nehemiah to bring extra support *

Loox: The boss wants to bring the human there

* The Whimsuns and loox bring Nehemiah to a place that a tall robe wearing person is *

Nehemiah:... 😨

Metta: Looks like this is bad....:(

The unknown figure took off his or her robe and it was a * Dramatic pause * o My GOOD-

Alphys: Hello human

Metta: O.....

Metta: What a small person

For our hero how would he get out of this situation? Will it be hard or will it be easy? How strong is it?

Nehemiah: What do you want?

Alphys: Long ago.....humans were always expanding until that day happened.....you see human I want your soul so I could help monsters.....

Nehemiah: WHAT?

Alphys: But to be honest......I am not really that type of person..,...

Nehemiah:....

Alphys: Well.....I would like to take your soul but.....I don't have to pretend....welcome to my CULT

A large sign comes. A big sign jees darling

Alphys: Humans are not allowed or wanted but....by Papyrus's rule Humans " Can be evil or good, if Humans are evil we try to befriend

Them or we just beat them with my puzzles....if they're good then we befriend them "

Alphys: But a lot of people disagree with that and that's why you get attacked. Humans were hated by monsters but you seem different.

Alphys: I mean my cult knows all about anime

Alphys: It will be great for you

Nehemiah: No thanks, but what is Anime?

Our hero has been taught anime. And 30 minutes later....

Nehemiah: Alright

That took too long

Metta: Alright darling let's go

Nehemiah: Thanks

Alphys: But Other monsters .....like the extra monsters are wanting to kill you

Alphys: Well bye bye

Loox: See ya later

Metta: Looks like you must go pass this rock puzzle to go

Migospel: Stop right there

Metta:....

Migospel: Before you go farther I must stop you...:) * Switches the rocks to not match *

Will our hero solve this?

Nehemiah: Hey.....would you mind to help us?

Loox: Sure

* Puts all the rocks back the way they should *

Loox: I had to get through here

Migospel: * Goes away *

Nehemiah: Alright time to go-

Rock: That was a strange time for a break

Nehemiah: Please go back to your place please

Rock: O you want me to go back to the place eh?

Nehemiah: Yes

Rock: Ok

Nehemiah: 👍

Rock: There

Nehemiah: Alright time to go to-

Rock: * Goes back to place *

Apparently our hero has to deal with a dumb rock

Nehemiah: That's rude 😒

Nehemiah: Would you go back there please

Rock: O ok you wanted me to stay there

Nehemiah: Alright time to go

Rock: * Moves slightly*

Nehemiah: 💢

Rock: What I had to get a snack

* Goes back to the way *

Nehemiah: Alright let's go .....* Watches rock *.... let's go 👀 mm .....let's go-

Rock: Wait want some advice?-

Nehemiah: * Runs away *

[hiroshiii13]

Deity Qinghua x Human Mobei Jun (with a little Bingqiu)

“Help me rule and become a powerful king”

Qinghua looked at the fragile and battered human at his feet. He could hear the shallow breaths, could smell the pungent smell of his blood-soaked robes and see his broken bones; this human won’t last through the night. But in contrast to his body that welcomed death, his blue eyes held on in defiance. He had an unwavering will to live and within those eyes, this human regarded him as his lifeline.

“Okay.” Qinghua put the reverb on and said in his most cryptic voice, “a life for a life, the price to pay is steep, think, dear human if your heart’s desire--“

“I’ll do it.”

*scratch disk sound*

“??!” Qinghua was over the moon! How naive! Others who have summoned him were all stingy, they read the terms and conditions and haggled with him into submission. It was such a long process but this guy doesn’t even want to know what he’s trading?

“Are you sure you don’t want to go through the fine print?” Qinghua scratched his head. Sure he wanted the merits but this felt like a highway robbery, he wasn’t THAT cold-hearted.

“I am bleeding to death.” 😐

“OH RIGHT!!”

—

And thus, the little deity helped the mortal, Mobei Jun, regain his strength and conquer the throne. He taught him everything there is to know; about strategies in war and debate, diplomacy, about keeping his court in control and his subjects happy. With Qinghua by the ruler’s side, the northern kingdom experienced a golden age. 

The people lived in harmony, no famine nor corruption affected his rule. All was well; EXCEPT QINGHUA HIMSELF. This deity was worked like a dog doing administrative work. “Wuwuwu” he was a face-con swindled into forging a contract without a set expiration date. Rookie mistake but what was he supposed to do?! The beautiful man held his hand and told him to “help me rule” while on death’s door! Kyaaaa! It was romantic~

Anyway, it’s finished. All he had to do now was work himself to the bone until the man was satisfied, so he could earn his end of the bargain and finally unbind their contract. 

He was fine. 

It was okay. 

Until he remembered Shen Qingqiu, deity of fertility, would probably throw merits at him like spare change.

Qinghua clenched his fists and with newly-found determination thought what else the man needed.

☑️ Loyal and honest lackeys

☑️ Intel re: other states and countries

☑️ Favorable public opinion

Wife? YES WIFE!!! Mobei Jun needed a spouse to make his rule absolute, not to mention his need for heirs! The little deity fiercely studied the art of romance and started collating information about possible spouses fit for a king. 

He started with small touches, he’d graze the back of his hands, then it turned to massaging his shoulders after long court sessions and now he helped the king don his robes daily. The man was so touch-averse and prickly at the start. Now he would even initiate h*nd h*lding even though he still looked stone-faced all the time. Ding! Success! Laozi is the best in the world!! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Then, he started praising the man more. Communication is a two-way street, Qinghua had to lead by example.

“My King your hair crown looks good on you.”

“Dawang is wise! But this one suggests…”

“Mobei Jun is fierce yet just. Reliable and unparalleled by all!”

The taller man who was usually fair would turn an exquisite shade of pink under his declarations. Shang Qinghua thought it was cute seeing him squirm until the man learned how to counterattack. 

“Qinghua looks beautiful, but I’d like it if… you only wore this in front of me.”

“I trust your judgement the most.”

“Only ask and it shall be done.” 

Sometimes they’d whisper in each other’s ear as if they were the only ones in the room, and yes they’d playfully banter during official court sessions but that just means Mobei Jun can now communicate his needs better with his future wife! This was the most important agenda! 

The whole court: ???

Envoys bringing princesses to present: ???

The Mobei Clan: ???

Finally, this deity was soooo dedicated that he would dress up in MBJ’s colors and go on practice dates with him.  So what if he took hours to chose an outift that showed his best assets? And what could be done if they wanted run and hide in the royal gardens, giggling and sharing Mobei Jun’s hand-pulled noodles? 

It was all for training! Until Mobei Jun suddenly pulled out a ring and he started crying saying “yes!” until he was incoherent. He could have kept his professional air... except Mobei Jun’s tongue was in his mouth and the last of his garments were holding for dear life by the end of the night.

— 

“You forget, this one is charitable and pure of heart. When I granted your wish I needed a life for a life.” SQH teased as he looked at his husband.

“Qinghua, baobei, I dedicate my life only to y—“ 

“Stop!!” SQH put his hand on the other’s mouth only to be met with kisses. He was suffering from too much success. This king turned out to be so  cringy affectionate. 

“Anyway, I wasn’t taking your life. I meant to take your first born.”

“Okay.”

“What?”

“You wanted my first born.” Mobei Jun touched his little wife’s stomach and looked at him with shining eyes, “We will do what Qinghua wants.”

And that’s when the little deity raised his white flag in earnest. He could never win against his husband.

END

(EXTRA)

It has been 3 months since Luo Binghe received a book of possible wives from Mobei Jun; a gift from his consort. Shen Qingqiu, deity of fertility, has been roaming the world with his new contractee in search of a suitable spouse, but none of them passed LBH’s screening. 

Ning Yingying

Sha Hualing

Liu Mingyan

Liu Qingge (?)

There are more people on the list but everyday the deity loses a bit of hope. He tries not to dwell on Junshang’s hot and appraising stares directed at him. He consoled himself that the other was very straight™️. 

[baekhvuns]

Good morning I woke up to new Hwa selfies on Twt and Universe spam I'm so happy he came back already. He's talking so much, about clothes and phones he had in school? And that they got confiscated, lmao. Sweet boy.

I hope he's feeling better cause yesterday I was ready to join Woo 🔪🔪🔪 when he said he'd bite those people and that Seonghwa is soft-hearted, my baby. ❤💔 People were mean because of the price of his robe, like?! Fuck off.

P.S. Bestie look at Hwa's photos on IG. 💀 I'll be passing out and possibly away.... what in the bad boy Hwa is this?!

SM can eat shit seriously, all the companies choosing so many US dates and completely ignoring other countries, yikes. And it's not like kpop isn't popular in other places as well, ugh. Shinee came to Europe some time ago and Taemin separately, but that's about it. 😐

It's exactly like pokemon cards or some other stuff I collected as a kid, some things never change lmao. I really didn't expect to be a kpop collector, but here I am, those little boys will be the death of me. I knew I was down bad when I moved Hwa and Felix to their own binders. 🥴 And let me tell you KQ is fucking crazy with the amount of POBs...

Personally I like Tomorrow, but I know some people take issue with the way they handle serious topics. On one hand I agree, but I also appreciate they show people's struggles, it's not that common in the kdrama world. The show is a strange mix of weird and funny moments and heavy shit. But I need more of LSH and the lady played by Kim Hee Sun, because 👀 rivals or even enemies to lovers... maybe? Also she's older than him, so I'm INTERESTED. But yeah there probably won't be any romance which is great, I'm just saying they have potential. - DV 💖

GOOD MORNING im abt to good night 😭😭😭

Good morning I woke up to new Hwa selfies on Twt and Universe spam I'm so happy he came back already. He's talking so much, about clothes and phones he had in school? And that they got confiscated, lmao. Sweet boy.

BDMWHDKW HIS SELFIES I SWEAR I WAS FBWNDHWJ SHAKING FFB,, HES TALKING SO MUCH AND I LOVE it 😭😭😭 omg did u see where he said this *picture* hwa femboy confirmed and i could not love him more 😭😭😭

“please tell me you know.” boy i fr do

I hope he's feeling better cause yesterday I was ready to join Woo 🔪🔪🔪 when he said he'd bite those people and that Seonghwa is soft-hearted, my baby. ❤💔 People were mean because of the price of his robe, like?! Fuck off.

NAHHHHH LITERALLY HWA PROTECTION SQUAD IMMEDIATELY,, god rly said imma make seonghwa the cutest thing alive and he’s no lying 😭😭 no bc if u find it expensive??? don’t buy it bro??? 😭😭 it’s a choice 😭😭😭

P.S. Bestie look at Hwa's photos on IG. 💀 I'll be passing out and possibly away.... what in the bad boy Hwa is this?!

w-why would do that to me rn, i just saw why, what good do u get from this- BADBOY HWA?;’whwhmdwhkfwhk DV ANON COME OUTSIDE NO ONES GONNA JUMP U 😭😭😭😭

SM can eat shit seriously, all the companies choosing so many US dates and completely ignoring other countries, yikes. And it's not like kpop isn't popular in other places as well, ugh. Shinee came to Europe some time ago and Taemin separately, but that's about it. 😐

LITERALLY !!!!!! atp success for them is america nothing else when ppl outside of america have helped make way for idols the most,, if not for them kpop wouldn’t be no where tbh,,, MAN I THINK kpop groups came to europe a lot in like the years 2013-2016 after that like bare minimum appearances??? i was surprised sm sent dream and kai

It's exactly like pokemon cards or some other stuff I collected as a kid, some things never change lmao. I really didn't expect to be a kpop collector, but here I am, those little boys will be the death of me. I knew I was down bad when I moved Hwa and Felix to their own binders. 🥴 And let me tell you KQ is fucking crazy with the amount of POBs...

BDMWDBMW FRR omg how many albums do u own?? or like how many pc’s?? FBWNDBWM THEIR OWN BINDERS PLSSSSSS DOWN BAD BAD 😭😭😭 kq said i will take ur entire bank and ur family’s with these pob’s

Personally I like Tomorrow, but I know some people take issue with the way they handle serious topics. On one hand I agree, but I also appreciate they show people's struggles, it's not that common in the kdrama world. The show is a strange mix of weird and funny moments and heavy shit. But I need more of LSH and the lady played by Kim Hee Sun, because 👀 rivals or even enemies to lovers... maybe? Also she's older than him, so I'm INTERESTED. But yeah there probably won't be any romance which is great, I'm just saying they have potential. - DV 💖

ABBHHH i love it when they show something unique bc u know kr ppl abt to be pressed dbdbdb ETL IM HEARING 👁👄👁 FBWNDHEJ the mix of grim reapers and deep topics = a good writer