saw a comment and just had to say something, new joel girlies(gender-neutral) we're called jeremys, don't ask why, its written in the scriptures and foretold by god(joel)
edit: actually please ask, its joel's best moments #jeremy4lyfe
edit #2: check comments if you want an explanation as well if u can't be bothered to watch the video
edit #3: i was rewatching xlife and this is where he just decided we were called jeremy so,,, come one, come all and become jeremy today!
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Iβm gonna summarise Epic: the Musical songs in one sentence
The Horse and The Infant: the Greeks go stabby the Trojans and Odysseus has to kill a baby
Just a Man: Odysseus kills the baby lmao
Full Speed Ahead: youβre introduced to Odysseus crew and theyβre all hungry
Open Arms: Polites shows Odysseus the world is kind
Warrior of the Mind: Athena enters Odysseus mind and mentors him
Polyphemus: they meet a polyamorous Polyphemus who wants to kill the crew for killing his sheep
Survive: The crew tries to kill Polyphemus but instead he pulled the uno reverse card
Remember Them: Cyclops go blind lmao
My Goodbye: Athena breaks up with Odysseus
Storm: A storm arises as Odysseus and the crew leave and find the wind Godβs island
Luck Runs Out: Eurylochus questions Odysseus leadership
Keep your Friends Close: Aeolus gives Odysseus a bag with the storm and tells him not to open it but his crew opens it so bye bye Ithaca
Ruthlessness: Poseidon go π π₯ on the crew and Odysseus manages to escape with 43 other men
Puppeteer: according to Eurylochus βwoman scaryβ
Wouldnβt you Like: Hermes gives Odysseus drugs
Done For: Odysseus confronts Circe
There are other ways: Circe tries to seduce Odysseus but cos heβs a not cheating good guy he instead rants and somehow doesnβt die
The Underworld: Odysseus remembers all the deaths heβs gone through and has a mental breakdown
No Longer You: Tiresias reads the past and future and Odysseus has another mental breakdown
Monster: Iβm the monster Rawr Rawr Rawr π¦ π¦ π¦
Suffering: Sirens try to seduce Odysseus but fuck up miserably
Different Beast: Odysseus and the Crew go fuck up the sirens
Scylla: Odysseus fucks up 6 of his men
Mutiny: Eurylochus fucks up Odysseus and a Cattle from Helios
Thunder Bringer: Zeus goes fuck up the crew except Odysseus
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And ofc it would end with Foolish and Bad. Immortals who always love what theyβll always outlast, in every timeline, in every universe
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Slushie! FIND THE KEY, STOP THE KRANG!
Wha??? Can I finish my gumbo first? I just heated it up!
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