#💉anon💉

[thecookiefoster]

I went to my university’s lab to study biology and blah blah blah. I’m a top student there so I take my hours of dedication onto my degree. It’s not unusual to bump into bizarre things once in a while, but those situations can never compare to this day. Somehow, this whitetish-haired cookie with green streaks in a form of a short high ponytail; the ponytail spiked like hair on an electric shock, the cookie looked quite eager to see me. It followed me around the room and it didn’t care for anyone else. Despite being pulled away many times, it kept coming back while keeping a smile its face. It giggles a lot with an excruciatingly high pitch when it runs around and chases me. The cookie is dressed in scientist clothes and all that.. including a needle-looking frosting pipebag with unknown green stuff in it, (I should examine that tommorow) the cookie is attached to that thing! i didn’t know what to do with it so I took the cookie home.. which cookie is this? Why is it here? I don’t know, but I’m going to keep it. Any care tips or random facts about it? -💉Anon💉

You most likely ran into a Dr. Wasabi! Dr. Wasabis have a whole ��mad scientist” thing going on, being an extreme genius while also being extremely…well, chaotic. Despite their high energy and sort of unorthodox ways of experimentation, they are friendly to most cookies and humans! I suppose they got attached to you because you have a scientific mind like they do :]

Also, if you’re curious about the green stuff they have in that giant needle, it’s actually a slime solution that’ll allow them to summon little living slimeballs! The slimeballs are quite docile and at the very least will make the surfaces they crawl on a bit sticky.

[tyrianludaship]

Imagine dressing up pretty for your F/O's...

Soldier giddily clasping his hands together, with a beaming smile, as you tip the helmet slipping over your eyes up with one hand, as the other holds a rifle over your shoulder. You got the nicest army uniform, with a lovely patch of the American flag or three decorating you. You will be an anti-commie-hippie-nazi force together.

Demo's scrumpy pouring from his bottle to the floor, as he watches you, slack-jawed, in the garb of an ancient Scottish warrior, furs reminiscent of explosions, and a beautiful sword serving as little more than decoration. The thing is heavy, but as he put it, you look bloody mesmerising.

Heavy sighing wistfully, as his eyes study your dress, befitting a knyaz, or a tsar, the hefty jewellery of bullets weighing your neck, head, and hands down, as you try to stand with a straight back, the very model of a painted figure he'd admire on the pages of history books. He's already pretty quiet, but, he is utterly speechless this time.

Engineer whistling lowly, as he admires you from the cowboy hat, down to the spurs, several handsome tools in place of a gun in your holster. Caterin' just to him, that you are, with the proud combo of his spirit and his passions in your clothes. Yer spoilin' him, he says with a shy smile.

Medic gasping softly, as he watches you twirl in your nurse dress, half-laughing half-ooh'ing and aah'ing at every little detail that reminds him of home. The hat, the suspenders, the boots, it's a little silly to most, but to him, you're the best, cutest assistant he could ever ask for! ... Excuse his excitement, schatz, he's just very pleased to see you, is all.

Sniper murmuring "Holy Mother of...", looking at you above his sunglasses, and from under his hat, his face getting even longer - the hunter-esque attire is a personal attack. And the handsome rifle you apparently got as a gift for him, and presented with the rest of yourself? When you already look like Cupid himself gave you an unseen bow to strike his heart with? Crikey, he's in love...

Spy raising his brows, and giving an appreciative "Hmm!", as he nods. The béret? The classy, yet casually appropriate suit? You could approach him anywhere any day, and his focus on the façade of suave calm might dwindle just a little bit. Positively enchanting, he says, eyes fluttering just a tad too dreamily to truly hide how enamoured he is.

Miss Pauling stammering and stumbling over her words, when you catch her off-guard. You look really nice- That's what she's trying to say, yeah, because the way you did your hair, and the shoes, and the tie- Is that a gun in the hidden inner pocket of your jacket? That's, wow, she- Can she look at it? And also generally move closer to you? For no reason at all, you're just so gorgeous- ... Did she say that out loud?

- Penis Anon. (Jumpscare again.)

[selfship-confession-box]

personally i think people should make more mary sue s/is

i wont give this campaign up until half angel devils come out of extinction

ur s/i motivates ur f/os entire storyline

everyone loves them except for people who r obviously bad

-💉

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[lyrebirdgore]

Talk to me. I need attention. I will actually die if you stop paying attention to me. Be as creepy and weird in my box as you like I actually don’t fucking care anymore but please for the love of everything look at me. And only fucking me.

[cringegenic]

cringe system culture is: I guess we're kind of together now. We are both fictives from entirely different universes. We are a living crackship.

-💉

(Hope yall are enjoying this saga. /lh)

Cringe System Culture Is

[tales-from-syscord]

ohhh gosh do I have a story

We were in a server and they would let littles talk freely in every single channel, including the vent channels, serious discussion channels, and even the fricken channels made for people 18 and over..

Not only that but they supported Endos and some of the mods and the owner would 'distribute' their alters (in an attempt to force system hopping on everyone who joined)

When one of us pointed out how insane everything was they immediately called us ableist and we were banned

(is 🧷💉 a taken anon tag? if not could we take it? :D)

You can take that tag!

Personally for the littles thing we think it should be "every system decides for themselves, but if you let your littles in these channels they may see inappropriate content."

Otherwise though, that sounds absolutely wild oml /neg

[pjsk-headcanons]

i hc that the ghosts in prsk are people who had a sekai while they were alive and instead of going to heaven or hell for afterlife or smth they get transported into their sekai? and they practically live there for an eternity and can visit the earth as ghosts. is it a loophole where one gets stuck in their sekai due to dying mid-teleportation to sekai? or does it just occur naturally? so the dead person may still reconnect on earth with the friends they share their sekai with? who knows! i think the presence of ghosts is somehow connected to the existence of sekai.

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[phightingheadcanons]

Coil more then likely went through the phase of "I'm the alpha I'm the leader- I'm the one to trust!" when he was 11 - 13 and no matter how hard he tries, he cannot bury the memories. As for those memories haunt him forever!

-💉

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[carnivorous-parasite]

Ehmmm can i have ler medic hcs? For science☝🤓 have a wonderful day!

Of course my lovely anon!!! <3

Ler Medic hcs!!

• tl;dr: fucking pure evil

• first of all he gives all the mercs checkups- therefore he knows everyone's spots and does not hesitate to use this information against them

• imagine. Everyone now knows your worst spot bc you wanna talk crazy

• I like to think he gets in pretty bad ler moods every now and then, which mainly consist of him bouncing off the fucking walls and going feral until he gets the chance to tickle someone.

• Absolutely murderous teases like god DAMN.

• Loves to pull shit like, he's just examining you! Or he's just checking for broken bones! As he pokes at ur sides and ribs. What a good doctor :)

• He so strikes me as the type to tickle two spots at once and force his lee to choose which one tickles more, he doesn't stop until he gets a definitive answer

• I've said it before ill say it again: he loves doing that thing where he counts your ribs and starts over if you move

• laughs along with his lee

• he definitely tends to lean more towards gentle, teasy tickles, but can be rougher if he so pleases. He's good at both but thinks gentle is more fun

• he LOVES chases, u should let him chase you as enrichment. He mostly loves it because he literally always catches u no matter what

RAAAH I hope these are good! I'm rlly scatterbrained bc I have so many requests to get finished bc I let them pile up !!! I hope u like these!!

[phightinghottakes]

Yk. I would not be surprised if Phighting and Pressure did a collab together. After all Phighting did help fund Pressure + it would be a great way to give someone a skin! Of course this is probably not gonna be real. I would still love it to be real.

-💉

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[0tccultureis0]

TC culture is bringing him up in conversations and nobody wants to hear it - 💉

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[kaixserzz]

I LITERLALY CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT DOTTORE AKEDMIYA DOTTOR ZANDIK ❤💞💞💞

I'm just imagining akadmiya dottore and us being all romantic whilst on an expedition with other scholars. Like, dottore isn't being verbal with love confessions and acts that'd reek of adoration for you, but he'd most DEFINITELY be acting some type of way when ppl try communicating with you. Dude, he would be so BLATANT of his favoritism for you on this expedition, he's sharing his notes only with you, he's taking you out to see cool places in the mountains of sumeru, he'd go into that giant ruin guard and act all romantic with you (all while explaining the technology of the ruin guard and trying to operate its cabin like the nerd he is🥰)

The scholars who are travelling with you two are just confused on why dottore is so mean with them but so soft with you. Obviously, he's gonna try to make it seem like he holds some sort of grudge against you too, but it's so clear how much he likes you.

Dottore could have the nastiest scowl on his face, silently challenging his fellow classmates to an argument or a fight, but the minute you call for him to ask a question or something he's suddenly walking away with a now neutral expression on his face. HED JUST SPEAK TO YOU WITH THE SOFTEST VOICE WHIKE THE OTHER SCHOLARS ARE LIKE "bro wtf is going kn😭"

I KNOOOW RIGHT??? akademiya zandik is SUCH a cutie 😭😭

he's SO bad at showing he loves you, you just have to learn how he express himself you know?

AND EVERYTHING YOU SAID ANON IS SO TRUE IM LIKE GIGGLING AT THE IMAGE INSIDE MY HEAD... he really REALLY tries to be subtle, and he thinks he's slick but nah. almost EVERYONE knows what's up but they don't understand why YOU. you're not one of the top students, but you're nice and usually sociable. more sociable than your roommate, at least.

i like to think when he's called out about his behavior toward you, he'd immediately be like "wtf are you talking about" and ignores you for like, 10 minutes max before he's back sticking at your side and dragging you where ever he wants to go.

ADBSADSA AND WHEN HE NERDS OUT!! other scholars are trying to listen in to what he says so they can learn something, but one glare from him, and they just walk away in defeat. he wants to share his knowledge to YOU and YOU only!! others don't deserve it, they don't even treat him like he's human!

and he's so cute when he nerds out too 😭😭 his eyes are always twinkling when he starts ranting to you, and he gets so giddy and proud of himself whenever you look at him in awe as he maneuvers the ruin guard. if you look close enough, his neck and the tips of his eyes are completely red all the time when you listen to him so intently!!

i can just imagine if one of the scholars were talking down at you, he'd immediately jump in and obliterate whatever ego/pride they had. he'd point out how THEY'RE ultimately the very wrong one and how your theory is more accurate with the amount of proof you have.

zandik is so bad at hiding his affections for you DSAHDSAHDA he can't help it :( but at least others would know you're off limits !!

[gmanmedias]

IT’S FINE IT’S SAD IT’S PAINFUL

💜 💜 💜

🖤 🖤 🖤

💕 💕 💕

Girly Kei for 💒💉 anon!

[selfship-confession-box]

Okay...ima say it. I do NOT like how some people treat non sharing self shippers- coming from a non sharer-

Literally it's not that deep??? If they don't wany doubles interacting with them that's fine??? If they aren't harassing people who cares??? People have their reasons-

Literally had people in my in-box being very rude about that, and I think it's sorta dumb. Like have ur thoughts but the MOMENT you start being a jerk and tell people their f/o doesn't love them cuz they don't like sharing and/or call them slurs and stuff over it..who's REALLY the problem there? (I mean, doing that in general is shitty but yk.)

Enough being rude to eachother in this community chat‼️ We all just need to play and frolic with one another and love all our pookies‼️🔥🗣

Tldr: non sharers are valid stop being a dick.

-💉🩸

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[lyrebirdgore]

Need creepy anons need em now need someone to to be creepy in my inbox idc if ya want friendship or smth else please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

I promise to be the bestest ever if you give me your attention :3

[tyrianludaship]

*watching emesis blue* *spy gets kidnapped and unmasked* me: *giggling* “i think he should have his hair messy and also the first 3 buttons of his shirt off

my friend: “you have issues.”

*watching emesis blue*

*medic in the one scene where he's in a turtleneck with the cross around his neck*

me: "uh...huh" (>//< OH GOD OH SHIT OH FUCK GREAT GOOGILY MOOGILY-)