#💀 answered.

[obliviscii]

from @faesandfaunas - Xerneas wanders up behind Yveltal to hug him in hopefully surprise-- though if that was to fail he wasn't worried about it. "Hello my beloved Lord Yveltal, my Oblivion King and King-Consort, the ever so handsome God of Death." He snickers softly.

"Let me see, I could've sworn you had another didn't you?" He hums for a moment before it dawns on him. "Ah-- King of Night! My you may outrank me yet with so much honor to your name."

Before Xerneas’ arms even wrap around Yveltal from behind, he knows his husband is there - how could he not, after all, when the two’s very souls and beings were so intertwined? Even still, the sudden affection brings a smile on his face, leaning back slightly into Xerneas’ embrace.

As quick as his smile was, though, Yveltal soon felt his ears growing hot with Xerneas’ teasing. All of his titles, some of which were new and others were old, still making him feel flustered as they leave Xerneas’ lips.

“You’re doing this on purpose,” Yveltal protests, gently, turning to face his husband, “is this payback for the ‘I love you deerly’ pun?” Of course, they were the only ones that could tease one another like this. Anyone else who pushed their luck like this would be met with a much different reaction.

Hearing King of Night, though... what a throwback that was. It felt nostalgic, a title his Murkrow and other dark-types used to refer him by until they opted for the quicker ‘Lord Yveltal’ or ‘Lord Death’. And now, with ‘Oblivion King’ catching on, King of Night was a remnant of the past that only few remembered... but of course Xerneas would, and he’s not sure why hearing it again stirs such feelings in his heart.

There’s a laugh that leaves him, becoming much more commonplace nowadays. “Oh stop,” he rests a hand on his love’s face, gently brushing his thumb across his cheek, “you are my equal. No matter how many fancy titles I have, that will never change.”

[gimbapchefs]

the neverending titantics 😭

[retquits]

If you're still taking doodle requests, may we have some Hayden in these trying times pretty please?

as president of hayden nation i WILL ALWAYS PROVIDE 🤲

here's some WIPs!!

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

I love your au by the way but while I was looking through I haven't seen any grunkle Stan yet

Does he live at the mystery shack too? Maybe Bill convinced Ford to try to repair their relationship?

Or and I hope I'm wrong about this

Stan is in the portal and that's why Ford did the cool little mine deal

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Oh, don't worry! Stan's there alright. He's just a little busy being digested at the moment. Hunger is greedy, after all.

[rosy-crow]

This Tweet made me laugh so hard.

This is exactly why Genesis is so hilarious. WHO ELSE DOES THIS SHIT.

[bluejulius]

who sent him the terror mail??

[saberafterdark]

i am going to combust into a million pieces

[probably-not-a-rutabaga]

(last seen at the tmnt au comp u _ u)

i think donnie is objectively the worst aberration turtle to run into swannie,, but they'll be fine <3

@tmntaucompetition

[rodolfoparras]

Brb, putting Digger in a Boomerang-shaped chastity cage to boost that humiliation kink he's just discovered

-💀

Digger would absolutely love the idea at first, all hot and bothered at the thought of his big fat cock trapped in a cock cage, unable to touch himself, or just wearing it while out and about in public, maybe even opting to go without boxers just so the little contraption is clearly shown through his prison uniform, proudly smiling at anyone looking down at his crotch.

However as soon as it’s actually on and he’s unable to touch his dick, he’s over this little fantasy, especially when you go out your way to tease him, groping and rubbing up against him til he’s begging and pleading for you to take the cage off of him, speaking to him in the way that usually has blood rushing down to his dick, telling him how a slut like him shouldn’t mind that his cock is locked up, he doesn’t even know how to use that thing at all, riling him up so much til there’s nothing left to do but show him mercy by pounding into his ass and through your laughter asking him how a greedy slut like him fails to reach his orgasm, knowing fully well it’s because of the little mechanism.

He’d most likely try to find ways to break out of it, getting so frustrated he sneaks away, pants pulled down his legs and thighs parted; ready to take any weapon at hand to the cock cage and if you were to catch him in the act he wouldn’t even care, he’d just smile at you, face flushed from exhaustion, body drenched in sweat, cock finally free, fully hard and weeping and eagerly waiting for you to punish him

[beartitled]

Where’s the true Roman? Is he okey? (Referring to the doppelgänger comic with extra hands and Lois)

(This is a reference to 👉this comic👈)

Oh he’s chillin

The man never had a better vacation really

[wejustvibing]

???

[godofstory]

just when Aemond realized he has a type,Luce got tired of his shit and ran away to oldtown to his bestie😭🙊

[discard-celestia]

poster of lestat de lioncourt as liane de pougy:

based on a poster (under the cut) of french courtesan Liane de Pougy who was openly bisexual, left her husband armand, escaped to paris where she tried acting, had a long-term relationship with a woman whom she wrote a book about after said woman left her, had a long list of affairs, described herself as a terrible mother who saw her child as a doll to dress up, was regarded as one the most beautiful women in Paris, and ultimately became a princess. fascinating woman, really

Poster for Liane de Pougy at the Folies Bergères, Paul Berthon (c. 1890s).

[doinggreat]

reblog and say which footballer is YOURS and no one else’s

[rosy-crow]

Even in the most recent Ultimania, Square is like, “We literally don’t know who the fuck this guy is and neither does he.”

[exilethegame]

Hihi! This has been one of the BEST ifs I've ever read!!! Although i do have a question can we expect any updates soon? I'm totally fine with waiting this is just one of my absolute favorites! The writing, the RO's the characters everything😭

Hello! Thank you for the kind words :)

As for an update, all I'll say is-- I'm working on it! Re. the rewrite Chapters 1 + 2 are finished and 3 is about halfway done. I don't want to announce an actual "release date" because I haven't been able to work on things consistently w/ school. However, my thoughts are to just release Chapters 1-3 when they're done on the Twine demo for public release, and then update it again when Chapters 4 + 5 are done.

For a little peek of how things have changed, there's the mythosi sub-variants being added for MC, and then some scenes have completely different branches than before. For example, Jaime's encounter in Chapter 1 has 3-4 completely different endings now, which I think is pretty fun! And the Jost/Nikke battle has been completely overhauled to be a lot more dynamic/convoluted... (and of course there are now some Jost flirt options <3)

But I'm glad you enjoy the game so much! I can't overstate how thankful I am for those of you who have been willing to wait for so long. I know things are slow moving but we'll get there! Eventually!