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[loft34]

welcome one, welcome all

y'all know what this blog is for

block, don't report

favs: w4lm4rt, t4rg3t, m1ch4els. | got caught at m1ch4els once + dealt w/c*ps for other shit

DNI: lifting from small or independent businesses. ew!!!

he/she/they +* poor as fuck/low class +* +*law student +* autistic +* punk +* small business owner!!

see you on the other side!

[dipperscavern]

i cannot have conversations and write at the same time 😭😭 because this happens

and cregan moves your SPRITE 💜

[twistedwhitesnow]

Weght?

[awesomegoat152]

Caleb

[disgustingtwitches]

Konig, the monopoly man, general shepherd 😌

Lord... WHAT are these options??? 💀

Fuck- König, big fucker would have to wear a ball gag so I don't have to hear that voice 🥴 and the mask stays ON

Marry- Monopoly man, out of all the options, he's the only one I'd be OK with waking up next to him every morning. He gives Dom daddy vibes

Kill- Shepard. God he's so fucking ugly, throw a mask on that fucking mug

[oleanderspride]

This stupid hippo makes me so emotional I’m gonna yartz

[thegroovyskull]

AHHAGAG AGH AGH AGHA AGH AGH AGH AGH AGH AGH HOLYSHSITHOLYSHIT HOLYSHITAGHGAHHAGHHAGGAHHH

NOOO WAY YIPPEEEEHKAMZN RAGGHHAHAGSHAGZJZKN

[browniesbagoftricks]

📷: brdcsuperstars

[miraeism]

food as of the last legs of summer (and the return of me cooking for myself)

[herobrilne]

i need these freaks to kiss.

[rpfisfine]

kvido i love whenever you like or reblog something from my wrestling blog i'm always like haha yes. kvido in my notes... fills me with joy

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HI RYAN i love your wrestling blog SO MUCH it’s literally a daily supply of buff sweaty half naked men in agony I know nothing about and i also love the art you post there you’re so talented what the hell!!!!!!!!!!

[dipperscavern]

writing & posting things sitting on the couch w my phone in my hand? ❌ hunched over in the corner of a deep dark cave butt naked rocking back and forth muttering & scratching at myself like a recovering meth addict w a type writer? ✅

[iamaspaghett]

Happy to report that my water bottle hack is going CRAZY for my water intake 😼🔥🔥

The hack? 💫writing an “S” on it💫

See, I have the object permanence of the layman understanding of a goldfish (they actually have pretty good memories UuU🐟✨) so everytime I’d bring a water bottle up, I’d take a sip, close it, turn around and forget about it, and then refuse to drink the rest of the water because I don’t know if the bottle is mine 🤨😤🔎💧

…even though no one else could conceivably have brought it up

Just now however, I was parched — very dehydrated, I realized I hadn’t drank any water all day! 😱😨😰

I saw two bottles on my ironing table, slightly opened and a little crumpled, and felt the familiar feeling of unrecognizability and disgust 💧 🫷😤🤢 but then 👀✨

I turned one around — and there was an 🌟S🌟

Suddenly, the water was no longer poison, and I could drink it ✌️😌💧🕊️

The other bottle did not have one…so even though it is also probably mine, it still resides on my ironing table, and will likely be given to my plant (Jjjjjjjjjuniper 😍🥰💋) who already has many water bottles (yet almost never gets watered 😓😥😢😰 I’m an awful plant mom)

And I found another one!!! :DD💫💫 TWO whole water bottles for me UuU✌️✨

I am now the PINNACLE of health 😼⚕️🔥🔥