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[borrowingbarbie]

rating stores from easiest to hardest

easiest being 1 hardest being 10

walmart- 4

cvs- 2

five below 3

dollar tree - 1

rite aid - 3

h+m- 4

forever 21- 4

rue21 - 2

hot topic- 4

zara- 5

the christmas tree store- 4

spirit halloween- 5

walgreens- 1

lush- 4

family dollar- 2

dollar general- 2

marshalls- 1

tjmaxx - 5

target-9 (dont recommend)

burlington- 3

[liftingmick81]

My ancestors watching me steal alcohol from my supermarket in order to afford DIY testosterone (they would be proud 🫡):

[entropy404]

scrolling thru borrowing hauls…how tf yall be lyfting multiple big ass albums & records😭how r u even supposed to conceal

[antisocial-hatred]

y'all friendly reminder to check for hidden tags because i just walked out with a whole purse thinking it didn't have the metal tag, the alarms went off and i ended up paying €15 for this stupid purse (the bodyguard saw it on the floor after i threw it away sneakily so i just bought it to avoid getting searched), left and then realised the security sticker was actually inside the box of a €5 serum i had stuffed in my sleeve like 😭 i don't even know why the towers didn't ring when i left the second time but fuck off i could've gotten the purse for free and now i'll have to check inside every box every time smh

[the-black-parade-system]

shopping haul! not all things r here and a lot of them r lyfted :3

[fickfrrak]

YALLL, IVE PEAKED 😩

some of this is for my mom's bday/Christmas gifts 😋

(I'm too lazy to count but it has to be like $250+)

[neatfrreak47]

the airport is the most underrated 🏋️‍♂️ spot ever

fully untagged stock

[andiaries]

Tips for borrowing <3

Dress normally! Some of yall dress like those stereotypical thieves, and its cringe. Don't wear all black or a face mask. I recommend dressing in normal colored clothing (ex. blue, grey, white) don't wear too much baggy cloths. It will get you attention. Wear a wig if you have too. Also no needs for gloves. This is just a tip, but if you have nicer/luxurious wear them!

2.Go to richer/crimeless areas. Places that are more poor or prone to crimes have a much higher security. So go to those higher class places plus they have nicer stuff! (Note that it depends on the location honestly but in general richer areas are easy to lyft)

3. For the love of god. Do not act like a fool. Don't go into stores and immediately speed walk to your chosen items. Don't walk suspiciously, and don't try to hide from the stores staff, try to ask questions and engage, but not too much though. Personally, I've noticed that when I walk confidentially, less people look at me.

[jadexr]

LMFAOOOO #reallife

Me trying not to shit my pants walking out of the store with a big bulging purse

[lyfting-girlie]

W@lm@rt and 🎯 haul! Not my first time lifting but my first time posting

THIS IS A ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT. THIS IS NOT REAL. I DO NOT CONDONE STEALING.

[negrosenpatera]

TOTAL————188€————

my biggest haul

[poisonolive]

cunty little haul $284 total sephora urban free people b&bw

[cherryluvz-l1fts]

HIHIHI

LYFTING TIPS FOR Y'ALL BC I'VE NEVER GOTTEN CAUGHT EXPECT FOR LAST YR BC MY MOM WALKED INTO THE SMALL AISLE I WAS IN. 😍🤞

Okay okay so imma start off w clothes. Whenever I go somewhere like the mall, I dress like I'm middle class or higher. (As an alt kid)

you don't want workers suspecting you're poor and would steal because you don't have the money for items.

This is typically how i would dress:

Baggy but screams cha-ching. Ykwim? 🤪 if you r a broke babe go to a thrift store.

ADVICE HERE.

under these baggy clothes wear tight clothes, like leggings or tights. Shove items like face masks or anything that'll fit inside the leggings/tights

Under the sleeves wear 2-4 elastic hair bands to squeeze in concealers, lipsticks, gum, etc.

Ex (bc I'm bad at explaining.) :

Socks. You can fit a ton of shit in your socks when you have baggy pants over them. Just need to be sneaky, like go in a corner and pretend to tie your shoes.

Use big cups like stanleys or anything similar to that. Just be careful bc it makes a lot of noise if the stuff inside it moves. 😗 its jst ice trust!😺

bags: dont use huge bags, empty out a normal sized one and use that. If you're looking to lyft clothes use a zip-up tote bag and be careful <3

If your parents check your bag, like mine, after shopping I recommend just using your body to conceal shit. 😭

Pockets: jst wear mens pants atp. Men got deep pockets.

If you wanna get necklaces, rings, or bracelets just take them out the whatever they're in and put them on (in a changing room or pretend to look at stuff while unpackaging). 🤞 if your parents r suspicious hide the necklace under your shirt and rings in ur pocket, braclets under sleeves.

okay if ur big back like me and wanna get candy, start shoving the shit in your pants. If its a bag of something like freeze dried skittles YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BAG FAM. 💔

Remember large corporations only! ❤️ have fun and safe 'shopping' ;) <3 xoxo

ALL OF THIS IS RP I DON'T STEAL OR CONDONE IT WHATSOEVER.

[loft34]

welcome one, welcome all

y'all know what this blog is for

block, don't report

favs: w4lm4rt, t4rg3t, m1ch4els, h*t t*píc, 3ast meets w3st, m4cy's. | got caught at m1ch4els + ĦT. dealt w/c*ps for other shit

DNI: lifting from small or independent businesses. ew!!!

FEEL FREE TO ASK MY ANYTHING ABT LYFTING ROLEPLAY! <3

he/she/they +* poor as fuck/low class +* +*law student +* autistic +* punk +* small business owner!!

see you on the other side!

[liftingmick81]

Saturday's haul-

71 euros counted! It was my first time lifting from Sephora, I got side eyed by some woman in black in there, and the next day I fell from a height of roughly 2 meters and landed right on the back of my head.

Tl;dr: Some woman in Sephora cast a curse on me for lifting. Sucks

[hibilyfts]

Idk the details bc I’m not American, but didn’t Trump say he wanted shoplifters to be shot on sight when he was elected? Are y’all worried about that?