#it’s a scientific diagram of all our minds 👩‍🔬🔬🧬

[iamaspaghett]

Happy to report that my water bottle hack is going CRAZY for my water intake 😼🔥🔥

The hack? 💫writing an “S” on it💫

See, I have the object permanence of the layman understanding of a goldfish (they actually have pretty good memories UuU🐟✨) so everytime I’d bring a water bottle up, I’d take a sip, close it, turn around and forget about it, and then refuse to drink the rest of the water because I don’t know if the bottle is mine 🤨😤🔎💧

…even though no one else could conceivably have brought it up

Just now however, I was parched — very dehydrated, I realized I hadn’t drank any water all day! 😱😨😰

I saw two bottles on my ironing table, slightly opened and a little crumpled, and felt the familiar feeling of unrecognizability and disgust 💧 🫷😤🤢 but then 👀✨

I turned one around — and there was an 🌟S🌟

Suddenly, the water was no longer poison, and I could drink it ✌️😌💧🕊️

The other bottle did not have one…so even though it is also probably mine, it still resides on my ironing table, and will likely be given to my plant (Jjjjjjjjjuniper 😍🥰💋) who already has many water bottles (yet almost never gets watered 😓😥😢😰 I’m an awful plant mom)

And I found another one!!! :DD💫💫 TWO whole water bottles for me UuU✌️✨

I am now the PINNACLE of health 😼⚕️🔥🔥