#🍬 oh boy here we go

[veryberrysproutling]

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Well, hello there all! I've noticed as time passes, more and more Gardenview folk have been popping up here. So, I figured I should engage with everyone!

Let me introduce myself! My name is Sprout, and I use He/They pronouns! As you can see, I'm a strawberry with a scarf, and a proud Toon apart of Gardenview Education Center! I hope to make some new friends or even talk with some of my current friends!

I also cook, and bake! If you haven't, you should try it sometimes. Really helps with making memories, reducing stress and...other stuff!

You're allowed to send any asks my way! Just, please keep it family friendly... there are kids here, you know!

Goodbye for now!! ^^

《 Mod Notes Down Below 》

🍬 - WAHAHAHAHAHAH. BETCHA NEVER EXPECTED SPROUT HUH

🍬 - "he's unrelated!!!! he's unreleased!!!!!!!!! we don't know anything about him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" does it look like i care. (<- autistic abt strawberry characters)

🍬 - anyways. hi, im the mod! i use she/they and i've been playing dandy's world for quite some time.

🍬 - please know that, as stated above, BECAUSE he is unreleased, the way i play sprout is my own interpretation. there is no dialogue or interactions to build off from yet. it is not canon in any way, shape, or form.

🍬 - if there is like. any fun facts abt him confirmed though lemme know plspls ^w^

🍬 - also, listen to sprout. no nsfw or inappropriate asks/reblogs. he may be reminiscent of an adult, but i am a MINOR and you Will be blocked/your ask will be deleted.

🍬 - i get lots of hyperfixations, so there is a major possibility this blog will just stop posting. please don't be worried if this happens, i probably fell out of fixation

🍬 - by making this blog, i do NOT condone the actions of rox/the co-creator of blushcrunch studios, nor do i support them in any matter. i am also, in no way, affiliated or associated with blushcrunch studios.

🍬 - mod sign off/OOC will always have the candy emoji, and you can call me pastel :)

🍬 - mod's main is (a secret...teehee)!

((Posted: July 6th, 2024))

((Most recent edit: August 11th, 2024))

[showtimepast2500]

I WANT TO BE INSPIRED STRAIGHTFORWARDLY, JUST AS I ALWAYS HAVE IN A DETERIORATING, ABANDONED ROOM I SIMPLY DREAM ON! 🎡

[embrosegraves]

𝕊𝕙𝕚𝕗𝕥 ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕤

Oscar Piastri x Horner!Reader Miami and Imola bring new challenges to the grid. Challenges such as finally initiating the romance part of your potential relationship- oh and being on the podium with your ex-teammate too.

Warnings: swearing ig? idk my usual warnings apply (ALSO REALLY BAD TEXT MESSAGE EDITING LMAOOO)

you're crazy if you can see dates on the tweets (/hj)

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redbullracing #MiamiGP the RBR Admin is in love with you 😍

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gerihalliwellhorner I'm convinced that Miami loves you too, Darling 🥰🥰 -> redbullracing please don't embarrass me while i'm working, Mum!! -> gerihalliwellhorner Oh you do that well enough on your own

user4599 Thank you for feeding us with all the #OP81 content we could need 🫡🫡 -> redbullracing ofc! I have to use my power for something right??

maxverstappen1 This is Max Verstappen erasure 😒😒 -> redbullracing anyone ever tell you you're a massive baby?? -> maxverstappen1 not to my face, why? did you hear something? -> redbullracing only thing I can hear is you whining

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redbullracing Here's Max ig 😒 (shoutout to victoriaverstappen for giving permission for me to post Luka. u a real one fr)

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victoriaverstappen Always happy to give you posting privilege 🫶 -> redbullracing Admin is in love with you 😳🫶

maxverstappen1 thanks 😑 -> redbullracing yw 🥰😊

oscarpiastri Luka is clearly the best Verstappen out there -> redbullracing right?! the only one that comes close is his mother fr -> victoriaverstappen what a coincidence haha, Luka says you're his favourite rb driver 🤭 -> maxverstappen1 I'm still his favourite uncle tho right?? -> victoriaverstappen welllllll....... -> victoriaverstappen "Who's your favourite uncle, Luka?" "UNCLE OSCAR!!" -> maxverstappen1 ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

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yn.horner Everybody welcome the newest #PaddockPet ✨ Honey-Lemon 🍯🍋 (go follow her account misshoney.lemon 🤭)

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oscarpiastri was gonna say something clever, but Honey-Lemon is just too cute for me to think -> yn.horner she has that effect on cute boys -> oscarpiastri does said cute boy have an effect on Honey's cute mum? -> yn.horner maybe 🤭 -> user3216 chat is this real? -> user8569 1st of all: excuse me? 2nd of all: EXCUSE ME?! -> user 4568 ooooo i am SO HERE FOR THIS

user5421 OH MY GOD SHE'S ADORABLE

user2268 following Honey-Lemon's acc RIGHT NOW -> misshoney.lemon You're a 🍬🫀 (get it? sweet-heart??) -> user4568 we've only had Honey-Lemon for 10mins but if anything happened to her I would k-ll everyone and then myself

ImolaGP

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redbullracing In honour of #Lestappen + Oscar on the podium (again), here are some pictures of Admin's favourite F1 drivers past and present :D tagged: maxverstappen1, oscarpiastri, charles_leclerc, nicorosberg, kimimatiasraikkonen, sebastianvettel

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user6548 Admin must have a thing for cunty drivers ->redbullracing 👁️🫦👁️💅💅 -> user6548 you and me are the same

nicorosberg I'm flattered 🤭 -> redbullracing Love you King 🫶🫶

oscarpiastri Why couldn't you pick a cunty pic of me too? -> redbullracing listen man, sometimes the fans don't deserve the fan service y'know?? -> user5589 DOES THIS MEAN ADMIN HAS CUNTY OSCAR PICS???!!?!? -> redbullracing ADMIN HAS THEM AND IS HOLDING THEM HOSTAGE

sebastianvettel I'll reply for both Kimi and myself. -> sebastianvettel I'm honoured to be considered one of your favourites :) -> redbullracing ok that was you, what's kimi's reply?? -> sebastianvettel 👍👍 -> redbullracing idk why i expected any different

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Here we go, as promised!

(not even joking, planning this and having people ask abt writing for others in f1 has given me so much motivation, this is great)

[sansaorgana]

Oh my God, would you write a little something about their little daughter/son or (twins?) walking in on reader and Buck? Pretty please? 😅🫠

hi, sugar! 🍬 thank you for your request, it's such a cute idea. 🥺 I love imagining Buck as a husband and a father and all these domestic things. 🏡

I had to currently close the requests because I got so many so I'm working on them atm 🙏🏻

🔞 THIS FIC IS 18+ 🔞

You hadn’t been intimate with your husband for a long while now. Taking care of energetic twin preschoolers was taking up most of your time and even when you happened to have free time at the end of the day, you were often too tired to start anything. Which was a misfortune because you wanted at least one more child with Buck. You dreaded the day your son and daughter would go to school – you wanted to be busy with another little baby in the meantime.

You gave it a try tonight because after a long day spent in the park, running around the playground, your twins had fallen asleep very quickly. So, there you were, laying under your husband’s warm and strong body, with your thighs around his waist pushing him deeper and deeper as your back arched and his full lips were muffling your soft moans with a kiss. Your hands were squeezing his biceps as his were cupping your face; the rhythm of his hips was steady but not too fast and not too rough. Buck Cleven was not the type to fuck. He was making love to you.

After a few weeks of no intimacy at all, you could feel your release coming very fast and you only hoped you’d have more than one round on that night. So lost in pleasure and chasing the high, enamoured by your husband’s flushed cheeks, a single golden hair strand falling down on his forehead and his beautiful blue eyes staring at you lovingly whenever he’d break the passionate kiss to catch a breath… you simply didn’t hear the noise in the corridor.

“Mummy, daddy…!” Your little girl’s whine interrupted you as she pushed the door open without knocking. Her twin brother followed and you froze with widened eyes as you panicked.

But Buck never panicked. That man was always calm and always knew what to do, it was impressive. No matter what the situation was, his calmness was working miracles to make you feel safe and taken care of. He made sure that you were both covered with the blanket and turned around to look at your children.

“Minnie, I’ve been telling you to always knock,” Buck scolded her gently. Her lower lip trembled as she squeezed tighter the teddy bear she was holding.

“But daddy, Bobby is mean to me! He says there is a monster under my bed…” She was on the verge of tears.

“I really saw him!” Bobby denied the accusations. “I wasn’t trying to scare her! There is a monster under her bed.”

“Funny!” Minnie faced him. “Why under mine and not yours then?”

You took a deep breath in and sighed. They were only children and it was difficult to be angry at them for this but you weren’t pleased either.

“And what are you doing?” Bobby squinted his eyes at his parents.

“We… We are talking,” Buck answered awkwardly, his cheeks flushing even more. However, your little boy didn’t seem to be convinced. “And cuddling,” Buck added quickly so the answer was more believable.

“Why are you naked?” Minnie asked and you furrowed your brows at her.

“How do you know?” You asked and she pointed at your nightgown on the floor. “Well, it’s hot here,” you quickly made up an excuse and rubbed your sweaty forehead. “Go back to sleep, darlings, there are no monsters under any bed in this house. Monsters are too scared of daddy,” you tried to make them go away as quickly as possible.

“Then daddy should inspect,” Bobby crossed his hands.

You looked up at Buck’s face and he sighed with a gentle smile. He was a big softie for his children and that was one of the reasons why you loved him so much. He moved away delicately, making sure you were still both covered with a blanket.

“Can you hand me that, love?” You pointed at your nightgown and your daughter picked it up to give it to you. You put it on over your head and let it fall down, allowing Buck to take more of the blanket for himself. He left the bed with it around his waist as if it was a towel and he picked up his own underwear from the carpet.

“I’ll go and inspect in a moment, “ he winked at Bobby and went to the bathroom.

When he left the bed with the blanket, you spotted your panties scattered somewhere down the mattress. You quickly grabbed them before the kids could notice and you turned your back on them on the edge of the bed to put them back on.

When you were completely dressed up again, you spotted that Minnie was already in the middle of your bed, laying her head on your pillow and cuddling her teddy bear.

“What are you doing, Minnie?” You asked her and caressed her hair.

“I want to sleep here tonight,” she gave you puppy eyes.

“But daddy will go there and show you that there are no monsters,” you assured her.

Gale left the bathroom at that very moment, already in his pyjamas. He carefully put the blanket over you and Minnie as he leaned in to kiss her forehead.

“You coming with me, young man?” He asked Bobby and the boy nodded, feeling important as he followed his father out of the bedroom.

Minnie moved closer to you and put her tiny arms around your waist. You sighed and kissed the top of her head with a smile. You already knew there would be no way you’d go back to your lovemaking tonight. Minnie was starting to doze off in your arms and you watched her sweet angel face lovingly. 

Buck and Bobby came back to your bedroom. Your husband had a playful smile on his lips and your heart skipped a beat at the sight. He was so adorable, you were so happy to be his wife.

“There are no monsters under the bed,” Gale ruffled his son’s hair as he stated. Then he raised an eyebrow at half-asleep Minnie.

“I guess she stays here tonight,” you whispered.

“Me too, then!” Bobby jumped inside the bed and laid beside his sister.

Minnie turned around and clinged to him adorably. Buck joined you all in bed and adjusted the blanket over you.

“You okay, baby?” He asked as he caressed your cheek.

“Yeah,” you nodded. The heat was long gone now, you were mostly sleepy. “And you, sweetheart?”

“Perfectly fine,” Buck assured you. He turned off the light on the bedside table and put his arm around his wife and babies, curled up together between their parents as they fell asleep; feeling safe and loved. Like you always wanted them to feel. It was the most important thing in the world for you.

When you woke up, the bed was already empty. You rubbed your eyes and glanced at the clock. It was nine already and you wondered how it was possible that you had been allowed to sleep for so long and no one had been trying to wake you up to prepare breakfast. The mystery was solved soon enough when Buck entered the bedroom quietly. He was still wearing pyjamas as well.

“Oh, you’re awake now,” he pointed out as he got under the blanket to greet you with a kiss. “You were sleeping so peacefully. I made them breakfast and now they’re watching the kids’ program on TV. That gives us about half an hour,” he pointed out in a whisper as he smirked.

“You’re so needy, Major Cleven,” you giggled and cupped his face.

“I’m starving, Mrs. Cleven,” he admitted before peppering your face with tiny sweet kisses. Once he was done, he focused on your exposed neck as his hips lowered down and you felt his erection between your legs already.

Trying to be as quiet as possible, you lifted yourself up and joined your lips together in a heated kiss as you got rid of each other’s clothes. You knew that you had no time to waste if you wanted to finally get the job done.

When you were both naked, hands wandering all around each other’s bodies while kissing and shushing each other, Gale pushed you down softly and positioned himself above you with his elbows on both sides of your head as you raised your thighs to put them around his waist and impatiently guide him inside you. He pressed his forehead to yours with a hiss at the feeling of your warm, wet and pulsating pussy. 

Your back arched as you threw your head back, exposing your neck even further for your husband’s sweet and needy kisses as his hips thrusted into you firmly, hitting all the right spots with military precision.

Just like on the night before, it didn’t take long for you to feel the reaching peak overtaking you. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head as you gasped and dug your fingernails in his shoulders. Buck grunted softly and picked up his pace.

You came with a soft moan and he joined your lips together quickly to muffle the sounds leaving your mouth. He needed a few more chaotic thrusts before spilling himself inside of you as his eyes shut close and his sweaty forehead pressed to yours.

“God, finally,” you sighed with a chuckle and he smirked. You raised your hands to caress the scars on his cheeks gently.

“You better find them a nanny for the weekend,” he rubbed your nose with his, “because I don’t want you out of this bed for hours, Mrs. Cleven.”

You giggled like a schoolgirl at his words.

“Sir, yes, sir,” you nodded.

MASTERLIST || BUCK MASTERLIST

[love-belle]

take a look at my girlfriend !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which she's everything and he's just her proud boyfriend.

or

for when they're your everything. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // lando norris x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - when i said i was back on my writing grind i MEANT it

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[accio-victuuri]

September CPNs round-up 🔴🟡🟢

•exploring the unknown episode 1 clownery 🦴

• exploring the unknown episode 2 candy which is more explanation about tea and coffee connection

• more clues that xz helped wyb out in packing his things for the show

• 9/2 fake rumor per this weibo account :

it’s all fake. one time during work visit XZ：x jie, you can leave first, my friend will come and meet me later x jie：ok, bye xiao laoshi that friend wyb they met for about 3 hours. love means that even if it’s only 3 hours, i will still go and see you.

• someone on weibo mentioning that xz took the legend of zanghai cast to eat at a restaurant in hengdian where there are many bjyx photos on the wall. these were placed by cp fans who frequented that place. treat this as a fake rumor. lol.

• Hello to trunk weibo account who posted their GQ spreads! Oh yes! Bad boys HAHAHAHAHA! i am still hoping that their bazaar untamed spread will have a physical copy someday.

• YBO used a chongqing dialect expression in a video

• a bit of clowing with the snowy mountain drawing and how it’s a possible foreshadowing to bobo’s mountain episode in exploring the unknown

• love expert wang yibo talking about liking someone in exploring the unknown episode 3 & then yibo proceeds to share some photos that we also clowned about

• wyb draws an “x” in the snow and a throwback to bittermelon juice + acting out ( exploring the unknown episode 4 )

• the color red being prominent in jimmy choo ad

• tencent video has posted about how exploring the unknown has the highest barrage. one of their example is obviously from a cpf lol

• some minor candies 9/10 - 9/13 🍬 the most significant one being the similarity between a ybo artwork and xz’s previous ones

• IF and Dove livestream candies

• they both like snail rice noodles

• i’m just adding this here because it’s bjyx brainrot HAHAHAHAHAHA! i think the photos speak for itself. especially with bobo’s new found talent for tying ropes. 👀👀👀

i still cannot find any innocent meaning on why xz decided to use that bdsm bunny shirt. so yeah. 🤷🏻‍♀️

• georges hobeika wedding clothes match

• not really cpn but fandom is happy that cql was included in yibo’s 10 year anniversary poster there were also some noted similarities in editing from the video they posted to how xzs does it, but at this point it’s already a pattern lol. personally, what i’m eating is that CQL was 23rd on the list of works, which is ai zan ( love zhan ).

• zz’s mid autumn festival post ( 18:21 )

• The Moon Represents My Heart CPN & 9/20 things. A very busy day for cpfs!

the same night, XZ flies off to Macau and his look is similar to something wyb wore before. twins!

• pizza in Milan 🍕

• empty world / i’m so lucky i have us cpn

• they both love animals

• beijing culture forum photoshoot elements taking inspiration from wyb photos

• sparkling tom ford jackets ✨

• zz is in guangdong and wyb in zhuhai 👀 ; more clowning related to the smiling face emoji

• wyb likes sea turtles the most

• both of them promoting their hometowns!

• another lrlg clue that came true ( yibo saying he wants to go home )

• XZS 5th anniversary video sweets

-END.

<<< previous month

[megamagimugi]

Well, my dear Mugi! I hope you're ready because I'm about to send you my list of emojis... and it's not gonna be short either 🤭💖

🫀🌻🍄🪻🧠🕹️💿♟️🥊 (with and for you!) 🍁🕰️ (always platonically like the heart says) 🍬💧🌑 (I'm always here even if I take too long to answer, but I'm always willing to listen) 🐚 (of course I was gonna give it to you too!) and last but not least...

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

Based on this ask game.

Let's see, 1, 2, 3... 16?! You broke my record and sent as many as SIXTEEN (No, sending the same emoji 88 times doesn't count, you cheater!). You really just had to one-up me, huh? Okay, I see how it is. Congrats, you won!

Jokes aside, I'm really touched, Zahra. I don't even know how to properly react to something like this. For starters, thank you!!

Boy, oh boy. So many emojis, so many feelings. Maybe I'll just comment directly on each one.

Let's see whatcha got there:

🫀- I love you in a deeply concerning platonic way <- Thank you for loving me. Love you too! Somehow you make saying these words easier than normal, even though I'm still not exactly used to saying them.

🌻- I'm proud of you <- I don't understand why, but thanks😃

🍄- you didn't deserve what happened to you <- ...Yeah, I know, or at least hope so😔 Thanks, friend.

🪻- you are so so cool and awesome oh my god <- Oh yeah😎 Haha, thank you, and so are you!

🧠 - I love hearing you talk. you should ramble to me more often <- That's a relief, because I wanna keep talking to you! But also...

I mean, private ramblings aside, your fics and headcanons are always a pleasure to read. Not to mention your lovely reblogs of my art, especially those where you dig deeper and analyze what I try to portray🥹 I love them all dearly and have, in fact, reread each one a few times.

🕹️- I wanna go to an arcade with you <- Glad you share my excitement about this, let's-a go! How about some Mario Kart, for example?

💿 - I wanna listen to music with you in a treehouse in a summer night <- Pack your suitcase, we're going over to @vulpixfairy1985's place, build a treehouse if she doesn't have one already, and doing just that for hours on end.

♟️- you, me, board games. <- You're on. Also a good treehouse activity, eh?

🥊- I'd beat someone up with you <- Then I already have one deserving candidate in mind😏 But for me? No need, my friend, but I sure appreciate your willingness to do so!

🍁 - I'm so glad you're my friend <- Aww... So am I, times 10.

🕰️- I'll love you until the end of time, dear friend. <- Oh... That's a nice sentiment, dear friend, and I appreciate the thought. But after everything I've been through and learned about people, I know better than to promise anyone forever, or take someone's word for it. If you love me like a close friend right now, then that has to be enough❤️ Oh, and don't worry, of course I know it's all strictly platonic, this entire ask game is! And I wouldn't have it any other way😉

🍬 - I'd go to a candy store with you and steal all the candy <- Mmm, candy... But why steal tho?😥 You know what, I'll just suggest the same thing I did to @bberetd. We can go at night, have fun staging it as a raid and take all the candy, but secretly leave the money for the owner to find next morning. We can even draw them a map so they can have fun treasure hunting, too😜

💧- you are an important presence in my life <- Got to keep this one in mind, thanks. And you're in mine!

🌑 - you worry me sometimes. just remember im here if you ever wanna talk about anything <3 <- Sorry for worrying you. I'm so grateful for your support, kindness and compassion though, you have no idea🫂

🐚 - our souls are linked in ways I can't put to words <- If even you, such a talented writer, can't put it to words, then there ain't no way I can🤣 No, but seriously, I'm honored and touched knowing you feel the same way. Makes me about 30% less embarrassed.

🫂 - I wanna hug you <- Same. Very much. Like actually, physically hug you. But since we can't do that, the gifs will have to suffice:

...Okay, I don't think I can add 88 gifs, but hope these are acceptable 😄

[artaxlivs]

Ooh I love it!

It's already past midnight here and I really should be in bed already but I had to send in an ask!

I'll ask for a treat! 🍧🍩🍪🍬🍯🎂🧁🍫🍭😘

Anything is fine by me I don't think I have any hard no's and any rating is also fine!

Can't wait for the ooky spooky/Halloween vibes!

☠️⚰️🎃👻💀🕷️🕸️😈🗡️🖤

Treat it is babes!

"Steve, come on," Dustin wheedles, "You promised!"

"I know, I'm doing it, I just think you should have warned me there would be a wig." Especially since he could have saved the 30 minutes it had taken to make his hair look this naturally perfect. Steve sighs and pulls the scraggly brown wig on. "Who am I again?"

All four of the boys are barefoot, wearing pants cut off at the shins, button up shirts and suspenders. Dustin and Lucas are in vests. All five of them warm against the autumn chill in thick capes. Most of Steve's outfit is in varying shades of dark brown. The boots are kind of fancy and the fake sword on his hip is kinda cool. He's not gonna admit that part but it's bringing out some long forgotten little boy urge to have a pretend sword fight on the front lawn.

Sighing, Lucas says, "You're Aragorn, the rightful king of Gondor. In the Lord of the Rings books. He's the badass." He clips a smaller sword to his own belt, "remember we told you about Gondor?"

Sort of. Steve was only half listening.

Mike yanks open the basement door that leads to the side yard, "Let's go, I heard Eddie's van pull up!"

The boys all excitedly race out, empty pillow cases flapping behind them. There's so shrieking and Steve hears Robin excitedly shouting about hobbits. Steve's pretty sure that's what Dustin said the boys were. Finally he heads outside, pulling the door shut behind him.

He doesn't even make it around the house before Eddie's grabbing his arm and dragging him back inside to shove him against the basement door. "Harrington. You need to warn me if you're going to dress up like every wet dream I've ever had." The kiss is too wet and too aggressive but Steve's very into it.

Between one breath and the next Eddie is dropping to his knees and pulling at the fastener on Steve's pants. "Oh my god, Steve, I can't - fuck, Jesus, this is, oh my god, just shut up." '

"I haven't even said anything." Steve gasps as he dick is freed from his pants.

"Boys? Are you still down there?" Mrs. Wheeler calls down from the top of the stairs and Steve immediately stills.

"It's just me Mrs. Wheeler, I needed to fix my costume before we start walking around." Steve calls up, pushing Eddie's hands off of him and tucking himself back in carefully. "Headed out now, I'll keep an eye on them." He smacks Eddie's roving hands and drags his boyfriend up to shove out him out the basement door.

Pulling Eddie along behind him, Steve says with a smug little smile, glad he at least remembers this part, "Come on, Gondor calls for aid."

"Oh fuck you, Harrington." Eddie growls.

[cosmereplay]

Life goes trick-or-treating at Urithiru 🍬

Happy Hallowe'en! Here's Lift going trick or treating! Rated General.

---

Dalinar stared at the empty crystal punch bowl beside the front door. "Didn't you have the servants put out the candy, Navani?" he called out.

"Yes, gemheart!" Navani called back from the bedroom. She was still putting the finishing touches on her Deadeye Spren costume.

Dalinar frowned, pulling at the tighter fit of his Preposterously Not To Code Uniform costume. He was sure he'd seen a full bowl earlier. This would take careful consideration. Perhaps he would ask the Sibling...

***

"Come on, Oroden, it's time to go!"

"Don' wanna!"

Oroden had been jumpscared four times today by various people in corrupted spren costumes. Kaladin had no idea where the fear had come from, but if he was going to take him out for his first trick or treat in Urithiru, he was going to have to do something to ease his brother's mind.

Luckily, Hesina knelt down, straightening his little brother's Syl costume. "Darling, lots of scary spren are going to be coming here tonight. That's why you and Kaladin have to go out. It'll be safer. We know how to defend ourselves against evil spren."

"Oh yeah? What's the secret?" Kaladin said as Oroden's eyes went wide.

"You give them candy," Hesina said knowingly. "If you give the evil spren candy, they'll go away." She gestured to the crem pottery bowl by the door. "See? We'll be perfectly...uh, where'd the candy go?"

Kaladin frowned. "I could've sworn I just saw it. There must be a thief." He knelt in front of Oroden. "If we're going to protect Mom and Dad, we have to go to the market and buy more candy. Will you come with me?"

Oroden sniffled, then straightened up, mirroring Kaladin's frown. "We gotta save them fwom the evoo spwen!" he said sternly. "We go."

"There's my boys," Hesina smiled. "Thanks Kal."

"I'll buy double, just to be sure," Kaladin reassured her.

***

Shallan sat by the front door, casually sketching as she waited for Adolin to put the finishing touches on his Sexy Shardblade costume. She had finished her own Sexy Shardbearer costume ages ago.

As it happened, she was sketching the special curnip-shaped Hallowe'en bowl Adolin had purchased specifically for the occasion. They'd be taking their candy to the local refugee shelter, along with a large donation. Then they'd be heading to Elhokar's Fabulous Hallowe'en Bash. After that, neither she nor Veil planned on remembering much.

I guess I'll be getting us home then, Radiant thought.

Wow, I can feel you rolling your eyes! How do you manage it? Veil thought.

Practice.

She took extra care to show she was paying attention to that curnip-shaped bowl at all times, much to the consternation of a certain teenager watching from a vent above.

"You know if you'd knocked on the door I'd've given you some candy," she whispered.

Incredibly, the girl heard her. "I don't wanna treat, I wanna trick, you stumer! Go to your stupid lighteyes party so I can steal your candy!"

"Well that'll be interesting, since I'll be taking the candy with me," Shallan said, putting the last details on the drawing.

Look! Veil cried out.

But it was too late. Between one blink and the next, the candy was gone.

---

For my Halloween ask game

[anawrites3]

I'm late but... trick or treat! 🍬

You're no late at all, love! Have a snippet of how Dick and Joey became childhood friends!

Slade was in the middle of preparing dinner when his phone rang. He didn't even mean to answer the call but it just so happened that his phone was nearby so he automatically glanced up at the name displayed on the screen. The knife slipped from between his fingers. Joey. Joey never called, for the simple reason that Slade's boy was a mute. He wasn't speaking so there wouldn't be much he'd be able to do with a call - therefore, he always texted Slade when he needed something or even if he just wanted to talk. He never called. Never before in his life had Slade answered his phone so fast. "Who is this?" He almost growled into the device. "Um… mister Wilson?" Slade blinked. "That's me." He answered, shocked by how young the voice sounded. The boy on the other side of the line had to be around Joey's age, with a pretty strong accent. "Why do you have my son's phone?" "Sorry, I borrowed his phone because I don't have your number. Joey wanted you to come get him." "And why exactly are you the one calling me? Where is Joey?" "He's right here. He tried to text you but um… his hands are shaking too much to type." The boy said, sniffing. Slade frowned, rushing to get his jacket and keys. "What happened?" He demanded. "We, uh… Joey wants you to promise you won't get mad first, before I say anything." Slade grabbed at the bridge of his nose with his fingers, trying to will away the incoming headache. He was going to strangle that kid when he'll see him. "I am already mad, kid. It's getting worse with every another second when you don't tell me if my son is alright." He hissed out through his teeth. "Joey's fine! He's alright… mostly." "Oh for fuck's- Joe, are you there?" There was a hushed 'he's asking for you' as the boy probably put him on the speaker and then Slade was able to hear the faint sound of hands tapping two times. Slade breathed out. "Alright. Where are you boys?" He asked, already in his car. "We're waiting behind school. Joey wants you to drive safely." Slade ignored that, "I'll be there in 5 minutes."

[ghostman237]

“Can't we share?”

. ᡣ𐭩 . LeeHeeseung & ParkSunghoon X FTM!Reader. 🍬

🌹 › . Rock stars x #1 fan!Reader. ⟢_ _

. Warnings . SMUT, MDNI!! , eating out, Nicknames , soft!Dom Sunghoon , Hard!Dom Heeseung 🍓 . !

_ _ ☆ ◟ Wk: 903 , 🎸

⟡ ◟ Synopsis : You were at their Concert, you were their BIGGEST fan. You loved them, to the point you wanted to meet them, as in break the rules and sneak behind stage. And that's what you did. _ _ 🪭 .

A/N: I decided to change it a tiny bit cause ik I wasn't gunna finish well because of how busy I am with school and my clubs, and things. So I hope you guys still like it 🥺

You were walking into the large stadium, a smile on your face as you held your light stick. You were practically shaking, you were finally going to a concert. You raced to a open spot close to the front. Looking up at the stage, waiting for your favourite singers of all time to come out.

And boom, they came out. Running onto the stage, waving to fans and blowing kisses to them. Making you squeal. You jump up and down waving your light stick and your free hand in the air, trying to gain their attention. Sunghoon noticed you, giving you a wink and a air kiss. Which made you scream, it wasn't too loud. Plus everyone was screaming so no one noticed.

The concert soon began, and you were loving it. You were so happy to be here, you just wished you could meet them. . Then an idea popped into your head, what if you Snook backstage and into their changing room? Yeah no. You thought it was a horrible idea, yet here you are five minutes later. In Heeseung and Sunghoon's changing room.

You looked around, it smelled like them and it made you giggle. You sat on the couch, getting all comfy , you soon fell asleep without realizing it. You then all of a sudden woke up a hour later. Four pairs of eyes staring down at you, it was Heeseung and Sunghoon. You jump up when you see them, your face turning red almost immediately.

“So, it seems like we have a rule breaker. . .” Heeseung said, a small smirk appearing on his face. Sunghoon chuckled quietly and nodded. “Seems so. . What should we do?” He asked, a small grin appearing on his face. You just sat there, your face red as a cherry. We're they going to turn you in to the manager? We're you going to be banned from all their concerts?

Heeseung walked up to you and bent down, looking you in the eyes, his left hand came up to grab your chin gently. “Oh don't be scared dear Fan. . . We won't turn you in, but you need to be taught a lesson for being a bad boy. .” The words ‘Bad boy’ made you flinch, what did he mean by ‘Need to be taught a lesson’?

You soon were pinned to the couch by Sunghoon while he kissed you passionately, meanwhile Heeseung was kissing down your neck. Which made you let out small noises. “Sunghoon, back off. . .” Heeseung said, lifting his face from your collarbone. He was glaring slightly. “Can't we share?” Sunghoon asked, pulling his head up to look at him, his head tilting.

“Fine. . . But this is the only time. I hate sharing. .”  Heeseung rolled his eyes, but his words made Sunghoon smile. He looked back down at you and kissed you again, your eyes shutting tightly. Heeseung's hands slipped under your baggy shirt, his hands were cold, which made you shiver and get goosebumps. Heeseung felt your chest scars, which made his eyes soot open and he sat up. He moved Sunghoon slightly, just to lift up your shirt.

His eyes widened when he saw the scars, he looked up at your embarrassed expression. But that made him chuckle quietly. He leaned down and kissed your faded scars, muttering “So handsome. .” You blushed at the action, even more I mean. You were probably the colour of a strawberry. Sunghoon came closer and kissed the other scar as well, you didn't know they could be so gentle. . . You covered your mouth with the back of your hand, looking down at them.

Heeseung kissed lower, so he was now at the hem of your jeans. He muttered a small curse, probably cause the pants are in his way, so he grabbed the hem and pulled, you lifted your bottom half up so they could be pulled all the way off, revealing your black and blue boxers. You then feel your boxers start to go down your legs. . Your country being exposed. It made you shiver, the cold air hitting your heat.

You hear Heeseung hum as he saw your dripping cunt. That only made his dick hard as a rock. He kissed around your thighs until his mouth was right next to your pussy. You soon feel his tongue lick a long stripe between your folds, making you shiver and moan. Heeseung started to devour your pussy, eating it like it's his last meal. Which it had you shaking and your thighs threaten to close, but Heeseung wouldn't allow that to happen.

Sunghoon sat next to Heeseung, wanting to eat you out too. Which, Heeseung just let it happen. Two tongues are on you now. . And holy crap did it feel good. Many times you tried to close your legs, but Heeseung and Sunghoon's grip on your legs wouldn't let up.

Soon you were about to orgasm, but as soon as you nearly hit the edge, they pull away. Small grins can be seen on their faces as the stand up. You whine when they pull away.

“Awh, is someone sad they don't get to cum? Well, bad boys don't get to cum. . . Now, you best leave before someone catches you hun.” Sunghoon says, his voice a bit harsh but nice at the same time. Heeseung and Sunghoon help you put your clothes on and leave the dressing rooms. You went home all weak and flustered.

I do NOT give permission for people to copy/use my writing!

[belovedgamers]

Happy Birthday!! :D Hope you have a good day :3

Tosses you these asks as well🍬🥐☁️

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

Oh boy. Okay. Sorry about what’s the wordiness that’s about to happen ToT

So, for a while there, it was very popular to headcanon that the Codfather Head Jimmy wears is what helps him breathe on the surface, most often because of his fishy nature. I think this was around even pre-seablings reveal but after it was revealed that he was a “small and damaged egg” in his origin story, it became a bit more present. It’s often used to justify why he’d be willing to go to war for it in the End or the finale or why the characters/narrative see its theft as a particularly cruel move from fWhip/Sausage/the WRA at large.

There are a couple reasons why I’m not a super fan of this? I don’t hate it but it’s not really for me. To start with, and this is very much personal preference as a writer, I like it better when Lizzie and Jimmy (believe they) are humans to start with. Lizzie has an arc that’s been a bit forgotten all about her researching the ocean mutations in her empire and later highlighting them in herself. I think at this point, if you read my work, you will be to spot immediately that I enjoy both the identity and the body horror that these arcs allow me.

On a more general note, I think it’s unnecessary? The Codfather Head was a symbol of Jimmy’s status as, well, the Codfather. He is the highest-ranked among his people and the Head is the headdress that reflects that. I don’t blame people for not seeing it that way, it is a cod head in minecraft! That’s inherently incredibly goofy! And, you know, most people’s idea of what a title would be in a series called Empires would be emperor or king, and a monarch’s headwear is mostly interpreted to be, well, the crowns, much like (especially) european monarchies. And giving a reason why this thievery is personal isn’t wrong.

But, look, okay, I’m from Mexico. Like basically all of the countries in America, we have a long history of our cultural artifacts being stolen from us. El penacho de Moctezuma comes to mind as a headdress currently living in Vienna (though the discussions arr complicated) but our existing códices are almost all in their museums and libraries too. That’s our history!

So, I’m not saying that it’s wrong to try and justify why a renamed minecraft cod head matters so much, but I do think if you want to explore the politics of the theft and the cruelty of it + how its importance (and the role it represents) is disrespected and diminished by other characters, and why Jimmy, a hotheaded and prideful character who desperately wants to be seen as a worthy equal, does so much in its name… there is a much more interesting angle available. I’ll stop now because I’m getting embarrassed.

🥐 ⇢ name one internet reference that will always make you laugh

Oh man. References. Uh…

“I wish all [group or person named with various levels of specificity] a very [sometimes an adjective, sometimes a phrase, sometimes a verb or a noun].”

☁️ ⇢ what made you choose your username?

Here? My friend Si loved the dsmp and would put a lot of art on the dash, so I made a sideblog to reblog it. I named it belovedranboo after one of the few characters I was aware of snd enjoyed (this was in early-ish 2021 so I was Incredibly surprised the name was available). I later switched to belovedgamers during my foolish underscore underscore gamers phase.

It’s kinda funny now bc afaik, Ranboo beloved isn’t really a bit many of their fans or themself do anymore, and Foolish has dropped first the underscores and now “Gamers” entirely.

Thank you for the birthday wishes!! Sorry for the extremely long answers!! Have a Wonderful day!!!

It’s my birthday! Writer’s truth or dare!

[ambonexus]

sending you an ask because i can't get discord open rn and i feel like it, you're welcome <3

here's a headcanon-based dangan questions game because idk i think it'd be funny to think about (ft random ass emojis): ⚡️ - (out of all the characters you know decently well) who would be the most likely to call someone a homosexual as a friendly-fire insult? ⛸ - who would be the recipient of said friendly-fire insult? ✂️ - who would use the word "greasy" as an affectionate term while at the same time use it to desperately ask the person to take a shower? 🎤 - if hajime did have his own ultimate talent, what do you think it would be? ☕️ - if the dangan casts were attending a normal high school, what clubs would some of your favorite characters be in? 🍬 - and finally, who do you think would work well as protagonists if they weren't makoto, hajime, shuichi, and kaede? (yes i'm counting kaede as an official protag)

have fun :]

Oh boy. This is gonna be fun >:]

⚡️I feel like Kazuichi would be the most likely candidate for calling someone a homosexual in a joking manner. And then he gets called out for once admitting to having very gay thoughts about his classmates

⛸️ and Hajime would be the one to fire back. Kazuichi is definitely teasing him for having gay tension with Nagito, Gundham, and Fuyuhiko simultaneously. "Triple wielding that homosexual shit /pos"

✂️ Honestly, I can see a couple of characters doing that. Makoto would use it and then immediately backtrack, saying it was the only word he could come up with. Kyoko would use it and regret nothing. Mahiru would absolutely tell Hajime to wash his greasy non-literal ass in the most loving way possible. And of course, we can't forget Hajime telling Nagito to take care of himself.

🎤 I feel like it's easy to immediately go "Ultimate Debater" or "Ultimate Investigator", since those are the main "talents" he exhibits and utilizes. Honestly, I would love to imagine him as a Secretary, or an Analyst, or some sort of organized business position. It would make him feel just as seemingly commonplace against the rest of the zany SDR2 cast. Plus, it would explain his monetary background, still allow him to be thrown way off balance by the destruction of the logical world he thought he knew, and utilize his ability to stay comparatively level headed against his classmates in the trials.

☕️ Celeste, Byakuya, Sonia, Shuichi, Chihiro, Toko, and Kyoko would all be in a book club. The obvious sports club team would be Aoi, Sakura, Leon, Nekomaru, and Akane. Maybe Ryoma would try to join in too. Gundham would love hosting his own animal-centric club, likely an Earth Club sort of deal, and Ibuki would write a dramatic ballad about how the seals are eating bottle caps (???).

🍬 It's honestly hard to say, if we're coming at it from an angle of who would be better. If we're talking just in general, it's still really hard, because a Danganronpa game from Any character's perspective would have such a rich value regardless.

Getting to look at the games from the villain's perspectives would be an obvious alluring choice, because DR villains always have bizarre thought processes that are hard for the protagonists to grasp. Having a chance to get in their heads with DR style narration would be amazing.

A character who dies in one of the mid-chapters being a protagonist would be just as entertaining, simply because I want to know what exactly was going on during the murders. No, I don't count Kaede because all of her pre-murder stuff was vague and misleading, I wanna get Inside a Killer's Mind. ...or a victim.

If I had to pick Specific people to be protagonists for the three main games, Byakuya/Aoi for DR1, Fuyuhiko/Sonia for SDR2, and... fuck it, Kiibo for V3, let's fucking go.

Thank you for the ask!!!

[chaos-has-theories]

PART 2 of those writer asks!! These are the Sep Heap themed ones :) @septimus-heap

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

I headcanon Snorri as a trans girl, but tbh I've never considered how this might impact her and Nicko's relationship. Thinking about it now, though - I am considering a "Snorri didn't tell him until after she left the castle", because she enjoyed being fully seen as a girl and thought it'd turn into the "indulgence at best" she's used to from home... but admittedly I think it would have come up at some point during their stay in the past. Which might be a scene I need to write, ngl.

Either way, I think she went home not only to make up with her mom and process her trauma on her own, but also because she needed to figure out how to be a girl that is not also Nicko Heap's girfriend. Also, how to be a girl within her culture, which technically says she can EITHER be a girl OR her father's heir; with a mother who'd prefer it if she was neither.

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

Uh-oh.

Well... Marcia.... actually isn't actually that good a guardian for Septimus? I expect everyone actually knows this and we just don't talk about it that much because fixing it is way more fun, but. Yeagh. She gets a pass throughout Flyte for Shade reasons, but - the Catchpole thing. Not letting him see his family more often. Caterpillar boy. The endless arguing with Marcellus, making Sep be the monkey in the middle. I could probably go on but I don't wanna :(

🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here

“The little runt tried to run,” he called back. “But I’ve got him.” Those last words seemed to lose some of their roughness, softening ever so slightly around the edges. 412 was frozen, caught in those arms - and by those eyes. He could have sworn they’d been gray, when the Captain had first barged into the interrogation room. Now they sparkled like emeralds, pinning him down as effectively as rope might have. He didn’t even think to struggle until the shade of a doorway fell over him, abruptly reminding him of why he’d run in the first place.

[pacifymebby]

Under the Mistletoe

for the anon who asked "we know miss groupie has a no kissing rule but how would she react if she was caught under the mistletoe with each of the boys..."

Van

🍬 You know they're both going to be god awful to one another right...

🍬 She'd probably get her mischief on here, lick her lips, look up at the mistletoe between them and say "oh..."

🍬 She'd try to lure him in, her fingers playing with the collar of his shirt... He'd be getting a little bit nervous, heart racing because let's face it the lad wants her...

🍬 She sees him swallow the lump in his throat and she teases him, biting her lip, making a point of glancing between his eyes and his mouth, as if she's actually considering it...

🍬 She'd even lean in... If anyone else was watching they'd be on the edge of their seat too actually wondering if she was really going to do it...

🍬 But just as her nose knocks against Vans, just as his breath catches in his throat, just as hers skims over his lips she smirks, narrows her eyes and says

🍬 "Kiss my ass loser..." pulls a stupid face at him and laughs.. he has to shove her away and roll his eyes act like he too was only trying to trick her...

🍬 has to kid on that the idea of kissing her repulses him too... "Fuckin hell y/n you scared me for a second, thought I was gonna have call security!"

🍬But everyone sees the way his eyes linger on her as she walks away.

Bondy

🌿 Not the first time they've been caught under the mistletoe by friends who think they need encouraging to make a move on one another...

🌿And has he thought about kissing her before? So many times. Has she thought about kissing him?

🌿 Obviously.

🌿 She'd be lying if she said the thought didn't tempt her... He looks divine as always, so lazy irresistible, so effortlessly alluring... There's something so casual about their attraction to one another...

🌿 She's certain it would be easy enough to do...

🌿 "Careful sweetpea you look like you're thinking about it..." Bondy would definitely be all shit eating grin, teasing her because he knows how badly she's thinking about breaking her rule...

🌿 "Well I'm not risking anymore bad luck doll, not even for you..."

🌿 Would skim the quickest of kisses over her lips stunning her but leaving her smiling softly... She'd genuinely be tempted to pull him back in for another...

Benji

🪽 Absolutely going to giggle about it...

🪽 it'll be Bondy or Larry that points it out... Benji and y/n won't even have noticed and when their mates start giggling she'll gasp theatrically and Benji will copy her...

🪽 they'd definitely just giggle together and then he'd kiss her on the nose and send her on her way... Wouldn't think twice or second guess it...

🪽 "I'm just glad it wasn't Van..." both of them say it at the same time and then burst out laughing much to Van's frustration.

Bob

🦌 y/n has definitely had several racy dreams about snogging this man within an inch of his life so...

🦌when she realises she's stood under the mistletoe with him her heart starts racing...

🦌but Bob is so shy... There's such a thick tension between them you could cut it with a knife and it doesn't help that they've got an audience...

🦌Bobs frozen, his own hearts beating out of his chest and he's struggling to look at her or meet her gaze... Because he knows if he does he won't be able to keep his hands or his lips off her...

🦌And y/ns feeling a little shy herself... Lately whenever she's met eyes with Bob she's been reminded of their night together in his hotel and her stomachs turned to butterflies and her breaths have gone shakey...

🦌 She'd have to be so careful... She wants to get the balance right between teasing him and running away...

🦌she stands on tip toes, whispers in his ear "you owe me..." and as she steps away she kisses her two fingers and then brushes them over his lips.

Alex

🌟 I know there have only been two Alex chapters but I needed you all to know he'd just straight up fuck her there and then under the Mistletoe...

🌟 there'd be neck kisses, things would get intense.. he'd trail kisses down her body and get to his knees, push his hands up her skirt, gather it up around her hips and then kiss her through her underwear...

Larry

❄️ would absolutely laugh it off... They've literally never had the desire to kiss before and the thought of sharing a Christmas kiss beneath the mistletoe is genuinely very funny...

❄️ but theyd both consider doing it just to wind Van up...

❄️ they'd lean in and grab each others faces tongues out and making stupid theatrical kissing noises until someone threw something at them (Van) and told them to shut the fuck up

Eli

🎄is weirdly in an almost friend zone with her? Like they're truly in a friend's who fuck kind of relationship... If they kissed he wouldn't think twice about it... He doesn't want to but also doesn't not want to...

🎄He'd probably just kiss her on the cheek and then make a vomiting noise...

🎄 She'd make a Nepo baby joke about how he's too lazy to even kiss her himself... "Need your dad to do that for you too or what?"

🎄"You want me da to shift you?!" Followed by more sick noises.

Sam

🧸 Sam would just be smirking because he knows about her rule and he knows the effect he has on her...

🧸enjoys the sight of her blushing, how shy she suddenly gets when she looks up at him with wide doe eyes and a blush flushes her cheeks a sweet shade of pink...

🧸"What's the matter little one?" He'd ask knowing full well exactly what the matter is... But he'd make her say it, he'd coax her into being the one who points out the mistletoe and how you have to kiss under it or it's bad luck...

🧸 "Oh aye, even if you're a cool girl who doesn't kiss anyone ever?" "Uhuh..." "Oh dear little one looks like you're in for a run of bad luck..."

🧸 But he's only teasing her and when her eyes go even wider, and they get a little teary, when her bottom lip sticks out in a very pretty pout he just chuckles and shakes his head.

🧸"Oh poppet am only messing with you, c'mere eh, come to daddy..." he says wrapping her up in his arms nice and tight, kissing her forehead and letting his lips linger there

🧸 low-key this energy haha

[jenevawashere]

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Lars had forgotten his keys at work. He had made it all the way to the door before he realized he couldn’t get into his flat - apartment according to Americans. He still called it the “wrong thing,” no matter how many times he was corrected. 

“Of fucking course.” He rolled his eyes as his shoulders slumped in defeat.

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