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Well, hello there all! I've noticed as time passes, more and more Gardenview folk have been popping up here. So, I figured I should engage with everyone!
Let me introduce myself! My name is Sprout, and I use He/They pronouns! As you can see, I'm a strawberry with a scarf, and a proud Toon apart of Gardenview Education Center! I hope to make some new friends or even talk with some of my current friends!
I also cook, and bake! If you haven't, you should try it sometimes. Really helps with making memories, reducing stress and...other stuff!
You're allowed to send any asks my way! Just, please keep it family friendly... there are kids here, you know!
Goodbye for now!! ^^
ใ Mod Notes Down Below ใ
๐ฌ - WAHAHAHAHAHAH. BETCHA NEVER EXPECTED SPROUT HUH
๐ฌ - "he's unrelated!!!! he's unreleased!!!!!!!!! we don't know anything about him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" does it look like i care. (<- autistic abt strawberry characters)
๐ฌ - anyways. hi, im the mod! i use she/they and i've been playing dandy's world for quite some time.
๐ฌ - please know that, as stated above, BECAUSE he is unreleased, the way i play sprout is my own interpretation. there is no dialogue or interactions to build off from yet. it is not canon in any way, shape, or form.
๐ฌ - if there is like. any fun facts abt him confirmed though lemme know plspls ^w^
๐ฌ - also, listen to sprout. no nsfw or inappropriate asks/reblogs. he may be reminiscent of an adult, but i am a MINOR and you Will be blocked/your ask will be deleted.
๐ฌ - i get lots of hyperfixations, so there is a major possibility this blog will just stop posting. please don't be worried if this happens, i probably fell out of fixation
๐ฌ - by making this blog, i do NOT condone the actions of rox/the co-creator of blushcrunch studios, nor do i support them in any matter. i am also, in no way, affiliated or associated with blushcrunch studios.
๐ฌ - mod sign off/OOC will always have the candy emoji, and you can call me pastel :)
๐ฌ - mod's main is (a secret...teehee)!
((Posted: July 6th, 2024))
((Most recent edit: August 11th, 2024))
#dandys world#dandy's world#dandys world rp#sprout dandys world#dandys world sprout#not an ask#pinned post#๐ฌ oh boy here we go
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I WANT TO BE INSPIRED STRAIGHTFORWARDLY, JUST AS I ALWAYS HAVE IN A DETERIORATING, ABANDONED ROOM I SIMPLY DREAM ON! ๐ก
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Oscar Piastri x Horner!Reader Miami and Imola bring new challenges to the grid. Challenges such as finally initiating the romance part of your potential relationship- oh and being on the podium with your ex-teammate too.
Warnings: swearing ig? idk my usual warnings apply (ALSO REALLY BAD TEXT MESSAGE EDITING LMAOOO)
you're crazy if you can see dates on the tweets (/hj)
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Here we go, as promised!
(not even joking, planning this and having people ask abt writing for others in f1 has given me so much motivation, this is great)
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Oh my God, would you write a little something about their little daughter/son or (twins?) walking in on reader and Buck? Pretty please? ๐
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hi, sugar! ๐ฌ thank you for your request, it's such a cute idea. ๐ฅบ I love imagining Buck as a husband and a father and all these domestic things. ๐ก
I had to currently close the requests because I got so many so I'm working on them atm ๐๐ป
๐ THIS FIC IS 18+ ๐
You hadnโt been intimate with your husband for a long while now. Taking care of energetic twin preschoolers was taking up most of your time and even when you happened to have free time at the end of the day, you were often too tired to start anything. Which was a misfortune because you wanted at least one more child with Buck. You dreaded the day your son and daughter would go to school โ you wanted to be busy with another little baby in the meantime.
You gave it a try tonight because after a long day spent in the park, running around the playground, your twins had fallen asleep very quickly. So, there you were, laying under your husbandโs warm and strong body, with your thighs around his waist pushing him deeper and deeper as your back arched and his full lips were muffling your soft moans with a kiss. Your hands were squeezing his biceps as his were cupping your face; the rhythm of his hips was steady but not too fast and not too rough. Buck Cleven was not the type to fuck. He was making love to you.
After a few weeks of no intimacy at all, you could feel your release coming very fast and you only hoped youโd have more than one round on that night. So lost in pleasure and chasing the high, enamoured by your husbandโs flushed cheeks, a single golden hair strand falling down on his forehead and his beautiful blue eyes staring at you lovingly whenever heโd break the passionate kiss to catch a breathโฆ you simply didnโt hear the noise in the corridor.
โMummy, daddyโฆ!โ Your little girlโs whine interrupted you as she pushed the door open without knocking. Her twin brother followed and you froze with widened eyes as you panicked.
But Buck never panicked. That man was always calm and always knew what to do, it was impressive. No matter what the situation was, his calmness was working miracles to make you feel safe and taken care of. He made sure that you were both covered with the blanket and turned around to look at your children.
โMinnie, Iโve been telling you to always knock,โ Buck scolded her gently. Her lower lip trembled as she squeezed tighter the teddy bear she was holding.
โBut daddy, Bobby is mean to me! He says there is a monster under my bedโฆโ She was on the verge of tears.
โI really saw him!โ Bobby denied the accusations. โI wasnโt trying to scare her! There is a monster under her bed.โ
โFunny!โ Minnie faced him. โWhy under mine and not yours then?โ
You took a deep breath in and sighed. They were only children and it was difficult to be angry at them for this but you werenโt pleased either.
โAnd what are you doing?โ Bobby squinted his eyes at his parents.
โWeโฆ We are talking,โ Buck answered awkwardly, his cheeks flushing even more. However, your little boy didnโt seem to be convinced. โAnd cuddling,โ Buck added quickly so the answer was more believable.
โWhy are you naked?โ Minnie asked and you furrowed your brows at her.
โHow do you know?โ You asked and she pointed at your nightgown on the floor. โWell, itโs hot here,โ you quickly made up an excuse and rubbed your sweaty forehead. โGo back to sleep, darlings, there are no monsters under any bed in this house. Monsters are too scared of daddy,โ you tried to make them go away as quickly as possible.
โThen daddy should inspect,โ Bobby crossed his hands.
You looked up at Buckโs face and he sighed with a gentle smile. He was a big softie for his children and that was one of the reasons why you loved him so much. He moved away delicately, making sure you were still both covered with a blanket.
โCan you hand me that, love?โ You pointed at your nightgown and your daughter picked it up to give it to you. You put it on over your head and let it fall down, allowing Buck to take more of the blanket for himself. He left the bed with it around his waist as if it was a towel and he picked up his own underwear from the carpet.
โIโll go and inspect in a moment, โ he winked at Bobby and went to the bathroom.
When he left the bed with the blanket, you spotted your panties scattered somewhere down the mattress. You quickly grabbed them before the kids could notice and you turned your back on them on the edge of the bed to put them back on.
When you were completely dressed up again, you spotted that Minnie was already in the middle of your bed, laying her head on your pillow and cuddling her teddy bear.
โWhat are you doing, Minnie?โ You asked her and caressed her hair.
โI want to sleep here tonight,โ she gave you puppy eyes.
โBut daddy will go there and show you that there are no monsters,โ you assured her.
Gale left the bathroom at that very moment, already in his pyjamas. He carefully put the blanket over you and Minnie as he leaned in to kiss her forehead.
โYou coming with me, young man?โ He asked Bobby and the boy nodded, feeling important as he followed his father out of the bedroom.
Minnie moved closer to you and put her tiny arms around your waist. You sighed and kissed the top of her head with a smile. You already knew there would be no way youโd go back to your lovemaking tonight. Minnie was starting to doze off in your arms and you watched her sweet angel face lovingly.ย
Buck and Bobby came back to your bedroom. Your husband had a playful smile on his lips and your heart skipped a beat at the sight. He was so adorable, you were so happy to be his wife.
โThere are no monsters under the bed,โ Gale ruffled his sonโs hair as he stated. Then he raised an eyebrow at half-asleep Minnie.
โI guess she stays here tonight,โ you whispered.
โMe too, then!โ Bobby jumped inside the bed and laid beside his sister.
Minnie turned around and clinged to him adorably. Buck joined you all in bed and adjusted the blanket over you.
โYou okay, baby?โ He asked as he caressed your cheek.
โYeah,โ you nodded. The heat was long gone now, you were mostly sleepy. โAnd you, sweetheart?โ
โPerfectly fine,โ Buck assured you. He turned off the light on the bedside table and put his arm around his wife and babies, curled up together between their parents as they fell asleep; feeling safe and loved. Like you always wanted them to feel. It was the most important thing in the world for you.

When you woke up, the bed was already empty. You rubbed your eyes and glanced at the clock. It was nine already and you wondered how it was possible that you had been allowed to sleep for so long and no one had been trying to wake you up to prepare breakfast. The mystery was solved soon enough when Buck entered the bedroom quietly. He was still wearing pyjamas as well.
โOh, youโre awake now,โ he pointed out as he got under the blanket to greet you with a kiss. โYou were sleeping so peacefully. I made them breakfast and now theyโre watching the kidsโ program on TV. That gives us about half an hour,โ he pointed out in a whisper as he smirked.
โYouโre so needy, Major Cleven,โ you giggled and cupped his face.
โIโm starving, Mrs. Cleven,โ he admitted before peppering your face with tiny sweet kisses. Once he was done, he focused on your exposed neck as his hips lowered down and you felt his erection between your legs already.
Trying to be as quiet as possible, you lifted yourself up and joined your lips together in a heated kiss as you got rid of each otherโs clothes. You knew that you had no time to waste if you wanted to finally get the job done.
When you were both naked, hands wandering all around each otherโs bodies while kissing and shushing each other, Gale pushed you down softly and positioned himself above you with his elbows on both sides of your head as you raised your thighs to put them around his waist and impatiently guide him inside you. He pressed his forehead to yours with a hiss at the feeling of your warm, wet and pulsating pussy.ย
Your back arched as you threw your head back, exposing your neck even further for your husbandโs sweet and needy kisses as his hips thrusted into you firmly, hitting all the right spots with military precision.
Just like on the night before, it didnโt take long for you to feel the reaching peak overtaking you. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head as you gasped and dug your fingernails in his shoulders. Buck grunted softly and picked up his pace.
You came with a soft moan and he joined your lips together quickly to muffle the sounds leaving your mouth. He needed a few more chaotic thrusts before spilling himself inside of you as his eyes shut close and his sweaty forehead pressed to yours.
โGod, finally,โ you sighed with a chuckle and he smirked. You raised your hands to caress the scars on his cheeks gently.
โYou better find them a nanny for the weekend,โ he rubbed your nose with his, โbecause I donโt want you out of this bed for hours, Mrs. Cleven.โ
You giggled like a schoolgirl at his words.
โSir, yes, sir,โ you nodded.

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September CPNs round-up ๐ด๐ก๐ข

โขexploring the unknown episode 1 clownery ๐ฆด
โข exploring the unknown episode 2 candy which is more explanation about tea and coffee connection
โข more clues that xz helped wyb out in packing his things for the show
โข 9/2 fake rumor per this weibo account :
itโs all fake. one time during work visit XZ๏ผx jie, you can leave first, my friend will come and meet me later x jie๏ผok, bye xiao laoshi that friend wyb they met for about 3 hours. love means that even if itโs only 3 hours, i will still go and see you.
โข someone on weibo mentioning that xz took the legend of zanghai cast to eat at a restaurant in hengdian where there are many bjyx photos on the wall. these were placed by cp fans who frequented that place. treat this as a fake rumor. lol.

โข Hello to trunk weibo account who posted their GQ spreads! Oh yes! Bad boys HAHAHAHAHA! i am still hoping that their bazaar untamed spread will have a physical copy someday.

โข YBO used a chongqing dialect expression in a video
โข a bit of clowing with the snowy mountain drawing and how itโs a possible foreshadowing to boboโs mountain episode in exploring the unknown
โข love expert wang yibo talking about liking someone in exploring the unknown episode 3 & then yibo proceeds to share some photos that we also clowned about
โข wyb draws an โxโ in the snow and a throwback to bittermelon juice + acting out ( exploring the unknown episode 4 )
โข the color red being prominent in jimmy choo ad
โข tencent video has posted about how exploring the unknown has the highest barrage. one of their example is obviously from a cpf lol

โข some minor candies 9/10 - 9/13 ๐ฌ the most significant one being the similarity between a ybo artwork and xzโs previous ones
โข IF and Dove livestream candies
โข they both like snail rice noodles
โข iโm just adding this here because itโs bjyx brainrot HAHAHAHAHAHA! i think the photos speak for itself. especially with boboโs new found talent for tying ropes. ๐๐๐

i still cannot find any innocent meaning on why xz decided to use that bdsm bunny shirt. so yeah. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
โข georges hobeika wedding clothes match
โข not really cpn but fandom is happy that cql was included in yiboโs 10 year anniversary poster there were also some noted similarities in editing from the video they posted to how xzs does it, but at this point itโs already a pattern lol. personally, what iโm eating is that CQL was 23rd on the list of works, which is ai zan ( love zhan ).
โข zzโs mid autumn festival post ( 18:21 )
โข The Moon Represents My Heart CPN & 9/20 things. A very busy day for cpfs!
the same night, XZ flies off to Macau and his look is similar to something wyb wore before. twins!

โข pizza in Milan ๐
โข empty world / iโm so lucky i have us cpn
โข they both love animals
โข beijing culture forum photoshoot elements taking inspiration from wyb photos
โข sparkling tom ford jackets โจ
โข zz is in guangdong and wyb in zhuhai ๐ ; more clowning related to the smiling face emoji
โข wyb likes sea turtles the most
โข both of them promoting their hometowns!


โข another lrlg clue that came true ( yibo saying he wants to go home )
โข XZS 5th anniversary video sweets
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ADA - SECRET SANTA
A/N: Hey all! Rei here! How would our fav Detective Agency celebrate Christmas this year? Why by doing a Secret Santa, of course! Content Warning: strong language and some suggestive themes in Naomiโs part.
[Spoilers for S1 EP 11 and WAN]
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY READING!!! ๐

Who got who? โ theyโd probably just draw names from a hat or smth:
Fukuzawa โ Kyouka
Ranpo โ Fukuzawa (he definitely did something to make sure he gets Fukuzawa โ our jealous baby would never let him be taken by anyone elseย ๐)
Yosano โ Ranpo
Kunikida โ Tanizaki
Dazai โ Kunikida (this liโl mf definitely rigged the game, I feel sorry for Kuni)
Tanizaki โ Yosano (bro would be panicking so hardย ๐)
Naomi โ Atsushi (poor boi)
Kenji โ Naomi
Atsushi โ Dazai (teehee)
Kyouka โ Kenji
General:ย This ISย a detective agency, so most could guess if they tried. Therefore, they would probably agree not to try guessing who got who. But I still feel like Dazaiย โฅ๏ธย and Ranpoย ๐ฌย would have undoubtedly guessed everything by now... Anyways, letโs see what each member decided to get for their Secret Santa!
-------------- FUKUZAWA GOT KYOUKA ---------------
Fukuzawa (probably) wouldnโt sweat it. He would most likely get her something cute (but NOT in a paedophilic way โ our president is not like aย certainsomeone *cough* MORI *cough*). I want to say heโd get something similar to a maidโs costume if he goes for clothing (yk like the one she was wearing when she begged Fukuzawa to let her stay in the agency) but is that too weird?ย
Or maybe, heโd get her a pet catย ๐ย as it's canon she also likes cats โ I mean, have you seen her with Atsushi?ย ๐คญย But whatever he gets, it will suit Kyouka, cuz I feel like they have similar taste.
--------------- RANPO GOT FUKUZAWA ---------------
Now...Iโm scared. Remember in WAN when Atsushi got Fukuzawa rice balls (it was rice balls right?) and Ranpo ate it all...I feel that Ranpo would get him some nice snacks, but by the time the day for their Secret Santa had come...poor Fukuzawa would be present-less cuz our sweet detective decided to eat what he got for Fukuzawaย ๐
So, sorry Sacchou, but youโre gonna have a miserable Christmas this year (Iโm enjoying this too much XD)
----------------- YOSANO GOT RANPO -----------------
As much as I want Yosano to do her signature, not-at-all creepy, psychotic, sadistic, I'm-gonna-take-great-pleasure-in-murdering-you grin as she hands her victim her present, she got Ranpo, so thatโs not gonna happen *Rei proceeds to bang her head hard on the keyboard in front of her because why would she give Yosano the one member she would not be able to scare??? Well...Rei IS a sucker for Yosano and Ranpoโs platonic relationship โ BUT SERIOUSLY, ARENโT THEY CUTE?!*
Aaaaaanyways...Yosano would probably know Ranpo the best (after Fukuzawa of course) so she should get him something either sentimental to him โ idk what (Ik, Iโm so great at headcanonsย ๐ฉ) โ or just stick to sweets as we all know how much happiness this boy gets cuz candy. But either way, Ranpo would be happy with his gift and Yosano would put a lot of thought into her gift to him โ especially since their first time meeting was so heart-warmingly wholesome!
--------------- KUNIKIDA GOT TANIZAKI ---------------
Oh lord! I feel sorry for Tanizaki.ย ๐ย I feel that Kunikida WOULD NOT GIVE A SHIT about what our orange-haired softie wantsย ๐ฅฒ. Heโd probably force a timetable planner onto this poor guy and sternly tell him that he expects Tanizaki to have a full-on schedule ready for the new year (Momma Kunikida wants to turn Tanizaki into a mini-him) ... Istg, this perfectionist is obsessed with his ideals โ but I love itย ๐
----------------- DAZAI GOT KUNIKIDA -----------------
Now, my hubby over here is the ABSOLUTE WORST, and Kunikida...my sincerest apologies *then proceeds to cackle for 10 mins thinking about how Kunikida is going to suffer*
Dazai would either forget about it and get something really really REALLY stupiiiiiiiiid like a silly Christmas hat/jumper or maybe even some really long elf shoes that makes the wearer trip and fall (and gets a kick out of watching cuz he somehow manipulated poor Kuni into wearing it).
AND HE DEFO BOUGHT IT USING KUNIKIDAโS CARD.
Or he would think really carefully from Day 1 to get Kunikida the absolute worst present ever and obsess over it. Why can I see Dazai just wrapping himself up in extra bandages (like the cute mummy he is) and presenting himself to Kunikida?? (Itโs like when he told Atsushi in WAN that he was the snack โ and I wouldnโt mind if he said that to meย ๐คญ)
Tbh, I can't see him getting a proper gift at all (like with Ranpo)ย ๐, so, sorry folks...
---------------- TANIZAKI GOT YOSANO ---------------
LMAO, heโd be panicking so hard! But also, one of the only ones in the agency to actually try and make their Secret Santa receiver happy. It's canon heโs scared shitless of Yosano (I mean, anyone who wants to live would be) so we can imagine this poor softie just desperate to find the best present to appease our hot goddess. After all, who wants to get on Yosanoโs bad side. (I mean, I wouldnโt mind being punished by her โย ๐ณ). I feel like heโd inconspicuously try to get close to Yosano so that he can find out what she likes/would want (although e spent more than enough time strapped to her examination bed โ Iโd be disappointed of you donโt know what Yosano likes, Tanizaki).
In the end, heโd just get her some brand new medical supplies (maybe she might have been talking about it in the agency and he overheard her) since everyone knows our queen loves to cut people open and I firmly believe that Yosano would literally drag Tanizaki to her lair as soon as she opened her gift and use them on him. Hey, at least someone will be happy...
----------------- NAOMI GOT ATSUSHI -----------------
I'm sorry my innocent kittyย ๐ฅบ. She definitely gets him something sexual. And no, nothing can change my mind. This bitch came up with the idea of getting Atsushi to fuck for his entrance exam so...nope, she definitely got him some sex toy or another. AND DAZAI YOU LIโL FUCKER, GET BACK HERE RN! Atsushi would probably be blushing so hard, and Dazai would probably be explaining how to use whatever toy Naomi got him in detailย ๐ญ. Iโm sorry my innocent cinnamon roll...
Maybe Dazai even stole what Naomi got Atsushi, broke into a certain gingerโs house and used it on him...teehee
------------------- KENJI GOT NAOMI ------------------
A cowย ๐. It doesnโt matter who he got, he will definitely get them a cow. Naomi would probably keep it tbh, but I feel that Tanizaki would object...that is, until she puts her hand up his shirt and threatens to punish him at night...
----------------- ATSUSHI GOT DAZAIII -----------------
Iโm literary gonna be using WAN as my reference for this. Heโd definitely want to put all his effort to give a gift that Dazai would be happy with so Atsushi will try to find out what he likes, but his mind would probably come up with suicide-related stuff. And Atsushi definitely does not want to encourage Dazai.ย ๐ย But Atsushi would want to come up with something that is truly a well thought gift, not only because heโs a kind-hearted soul, but also because he respects that manipulative bastard as a mentor and so would want to give back for everything Dazai had done for him. (I truly do wonder what Dazai did for him...๐ค)
Anyway, I feel like Atsushi would get him a mix of stuff...like a gift basket, with bandages, maybe a few books, FLOWERS, and probably delivers a long arse speech about why he is the best mentor ever before giving Dazai is gift on the day. And the expression on Dazaiโs face would be PRICELESSย ๐๐๐
------------------ KYOUKA GOT KENJI -----------------
Now, this one takes getting to know their Secret Santa to a while new level. I can totally see her STALKING Kenji and trying to gather as much info about him as possible...In the end, sheโd probably get him the best present ever...maybe another one who gets a cow for their Secret Santaย ๐
Sheโd definitely make our sunshine boy happy with what she got him, so I think it would be something that reminds him of villages or maybe a souvenir from the city cuz heโs always fascinated about city life and how different it is from his hometown.

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Well, my dear Mugi! I hope you're ready because I'm about to send you my list of emojis... and it's not gonna be short either ๐คญ๐
๐ซ๐ป๐๐ชป๐ง ๐น๏ธ๐ฟโ๏ธ๐ฅ (with and for you!) ๐๐ฐ๏ธ (always platonically like the heart says) ๐ฌ๐ง๐ (I'm always here even if I take too long to answer, but I'm always willing to listen) ๐ (of course I was gonna give it to you too!) and last but not least...
๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
Based on this ask game.
Let's see, 1, 2, 3... 16?! You broke my record and sent as many as SIXTEEN (No, sending the same emoji 88 times doesn't count, you cheater!). You really just had to one-up me, huh? Okay, I see how it is. Congrats, you won!
Jokes aside, I'm really touched, Zahra. I don't even know how to properly react to something like this. For starters, thank you!!
Boy, oh boy. So many emojis, so many feelings. Maybe I'll just comment directly on each one.
Let's see whatcha got there:
๐ซ- I love you in a deeply concerning platonic way <- Thank you for loving me. Love you too! Somehow you make saying these words easier than normal, even though I'm still not exactly used to saying them.
๐ป- I'm proud of you <- I don't understand why, but thanks๐
๐- you didn't deserve what happened to you <- ...Yeah, I know, or at least hope so๐ Thanks, friend.
๐ชป- you are so so cool and awesome oh my god <- Oh yeah๐ Haha, thank you, and so are you!
๐ง - I love hearing you talk. you should ramble to me more often <- That's a relief, because I wanna keep talking to you! But also...
I mean, private ramblings aside, your fics and headcanons are always a pleasure to read. Not to mention your lovely reblogs of my art, especially those where you dig deeper and analyze what I try to portray๐ฅน I love them all dearly and have, in fact, reread each one a few times.
๐น๏ธ- I wanna go to an arcade with you <- Glad you share my excitement about this, let's-a go! How about some Mario Kart, for example?
๐ฟ - I wanna listen to music with you in a treehouse in a summer night <- Pack your suitcase, we're going over to @vulpixfairy1985's place, build a treehouse if she doesn't have one already, and doing just that for hours on end.
โ๏ธ- you, me, board games. <- You're on. Also a good treehouse activity, eh?
๐ฅ- I'd beat someone up with you <- Then I already have one deserving candidate in mind๐ But for me? No need, my friend, but I sure appreciate your willingness to do so!
๐ - I'm so glad you're my friend <- Aww... So am I, times 10.
๐ฐ๏ธ- I'll love you until the end of time, dear friend. <- Oh... That's a nice sentiment, dear friend, and I appreciate the thought. But after everything I've been through and learned about people, I know better than to promise anyone forever, or take someone's word for it. If you love me like a close friend right now, then that has to be enoughโค๏ธ Oh, and don't worry, of course I know it's all strictly platonic, this entire ask game is! And I wouldn't have it any other way๐
๐ฌ - I'd go to a candy store with you and steal all the candy <- Mmm, candy... But why steal tho?๐ฅ You know what, I'll just suggest the same thing I did to @bberetd. We can go at night, have fun staging it as a raid and take all the candy, but secretly leave the money for the owner to find next morning. We can even draw them a map so they can have fun treasure hunting, too๐
๐ง- you are an important presence in my life <- Got to keep this one in mind, thanks. And you're in mine!
๐ - you worry me sometimes. just remember im here if you ever wanna talk about anything <3 <- Sorry for worrying you. I'm so grateful for your support, kindness and compassion though, you have no idea๐ซ
๐ - our souls are linked in ways I can't put to words <- If even you, such a talented writer, can't put it to words, then there ain't no way I can๐คฃ No, but seriously, I'm honored and touched knowing you feel the same way. Makes me about 30% less embarrassed.
๐ซ - I wanna hug you <- Same. Very much. Like actually, physically hug you. But since we can't do that, the gifs will have to suffice:
...Okay, I don't think I can add 88 gifs, but hope these are acceptable ๐
#answered asks#ask game#a very wholesome friendship based ask game#silenzahra#no i wasn't in fact ready
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Ooh I love it!
It's already past midnight here and I really should be in bed already but I had to send in an ask!
I'll ask for a treat! ๐ง๐ฉ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ซ๐ญ๐
Anything is fine by me I don't think I have any hard no's and any rating is also fine!
Can't wait for the ooky spooky/Halloween vibes!
โ ๏ธโฐ๏ธ๐๐ป๐๐ท๏ธ๐ธ๏ธ๐๐ก๏ธ๐ค
Treat it is babes!
"Steve, come on," Dustin wheedles, "You promised!"
"I know, I'm doing it, I just think you should have warned me there would be a wig." Especially since he could have saved the 30 minutes it had taken to make his hair look this naturally perfect. Steve sighs and pulls the scraggly brown wig on. "Who am I again?"
All four of the boys are barefoot, wearing pants cut off at the shins, button up shirts and suspenders. Dustin and Lucas are in vests. All five of them warm against the autumn chill in thick capes. Most of Steve's outfit is in varying shades of dark brown. The boots are kind of fancy and the fake sword on his hip is kinda cool. He's not gonna admit that part but it's bringing out some long forgotten little boy urge to have a pretend sword fight on the front lawn.
Sighing, Lucas says, "You're Aragorn, the rightful king of Gondor. In the Lord of the Rings books. He's the badass." He clips a smaller sword to his own belt, "remember we told you about Gondor?"
Sort of. Steve was only half listening.
Mike yanks open the basement door that leads to the side yard, "Let's go, I heard Eddie's van pull up!"
The boys all excitedly race out, empty pillow cases flapping behind them. There's so shrieking and Steve hears Robin excitedly shouting about hobbits. Steve's pretty sure that's what Dustin said the boys were. Finally he heads outside, pulling the door shut behind him.
He doesn't even make it around the house before Eddie's grabbing his arm and dragging him back inside to shove him against the basement door. "Harrington. You need to warn me if you're going to dress up like every wet dream I've ever had." The kiss is too wet and too aggressive but Steve's very into it.
Between one breath and the next Eddie is dropping to his knees and pulling at the fastener on Steve's pants. "Oh my god, Steve, I can't - fuck, Jesus, this is, oh my god, just shut up." '
"I haven't even said anything." Steve gasps as he dick is freed from his pants.
"Boys? Are you still down there?" Mrs. Wheeler calls down from the top of the stairs and Steve immediately stills.
"It's just me Mrs. Wheeler, I needed to fix my costume before we start walking around." Steve calls up, pushing Eddie's hands off of him and tucking himself back in carefully. "Headed out now, I'll keep an eye on them." He smacks Eddie's roving hands and drags his boyfriend up to shove out him out the basement door.
Pulling Eddie along behind him, Steve says with a smug little smile, glad he at least remembers this part, "Come on, Gondor calls for aid."
"Oh fuck you, Harrington." Eddie growls.
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DRA+ my character
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๐บ๐ฎ- Blummon Hard-san
๐ฒ๐- Teruya Otori
โ๐ค- Akana Taira
โญ๐ฉท- Kizuna Tomori
๐น๐ผ- Kiyoka Maki
๐ฟโฆ๏ธ- Mikako Kurokawa
โฝ๐ซ- Mitsuhiro Higa
โกโค๏ธ- Ayame Hanato
๐ฏ๏ธโ๏ธ- Kinji Uehara
๐๐งโ๏ธ- Kakeru Yamaguchi
๐ฉป๐ฉบ- Kanata Inori
๐ป๐ต๏ธ- Rei Mekaru
๐ฉ๏ธ๐ฏ- Haruhiko Kobashikawa
๐ซง๐ฌ- Satsuki Iranami
๐๐- Yuki Maeda
๐จ๐ง- Tsurugi Kinjo
โชโฌ- Monokuma
๐๐ - Leila (Blummon 's mother)
Warning: watch out for the cringe!
Beginning:
Once upon a time in Japan, in the city of Tokyo. There was a house where a boy with a very unusual personality lived.
๐๐- Blummon! The alarm clock has been ringing for 15 minutes, do you want to be late for your first day?
๐บ๐ฎ- Yes, Mom, I'm getting up! - the guy gets out of bed and falls - OH damn!
The boy goes downstairs and sits down at the table.
๐บ๐ฎ-"I'm sorry, Mom. It's just that I was so excited last night before my admission to the Peak of Hope that I couldn't sleep at night.
๐๐ - Oh~. Son, I know it's hard for you right now. But I'm sure you'll be fine. - said the mother
After eating quickly, the guy got dressed and packed up.
๐บ๐ฎ- That's it, Mom, I've packed everything up and done it. I'M OFF! - Hard-san has already quickly left for the academy.
๐๐- Good luck to you, my kitten๐
Blummon was running so fast that he couldn't figure out what was ahead. And at one point, without looking ahead, he crashes into a tree and falls.
๐บ๐ฎ"Why am I always so unlucky?
๐ฒ๐"- Maybe it's because someone can't look around.
The young man, not understanding who said it, looked at the right. His childhood best friend was standing there. Teruya Otori, the ultimate merchant.
๐ฒ๐- Are you going to the Peak of Hope too?( โนโฝโน )
๐บ๐ฎ- Guessed right (-_-) - Hard-san wasn't happy right now.
๐ฒ๐- Get up, let's go together!
So the kitten and the tree went to the academy, and soon they reached it.

๐ฒ๐- Oh, that's what it is, the "Peak of Hope"!
๐บ๐ฎ- Yeah, it's so big. - the guy looked at the building with surprise.
๐ฒ๐- Ladies first!
๐บ๐ฎ- Hey! I'm actually a guy! (>โ<) (/////)
๐ฒ๐- I'm just kidding. The merchant laughed.
๐บ๐ฎ- *sigh* Okay, I'll go first.
Femboy had already taken a couple of steps when he felt something hit his neck. From such an unusual pain, he fell to his knees.
๐ฒ๐- Blummon, what's wrong with you!? Otori was really scared for his friend.
But in the end, the white guy fell completely and lost consciousness.
Hard-san slept in an empty place where there were windows and the floor was covered with a red and yellow carpet.
๐บ๐ฎ- Oh, my head. God, where am I? - the guy asks himself, getting up and examining the room.
๐ฒ๐- Blummon! - Otori opened the door, seeing his friend with fright.
๐บ๐ฎ- And, Teruya?
The guy with the green hair runs up to his friend and hugs him tightly.
๐ฒ๐- Oh, my God! Tee scared me so much!
๐บ๐ฎ- And what exactly happened? Femboy detaches himself from his friend.
๐ฒ๐- I do not know. It's just that you fell as if something had been shot at Toby. And when I turned away, you disappeared as if you had disappeared! Well, harosho, you're at the academy now, how did you get here in the first place?
๐บ๐ฎ- I didn't understand anything, to be honest. So, if this is the academy itself, then we should... go there. Hard-san asks, pointing at the door.
๐ฒ๐- I think so.
The model and the salesman are already approaching the door and quietly opening it, and there they were...

โ๐ค- Oh! Look who's here!
๐น๐ผ- A new student of the Peak of Hope?
๐ฒ๐- Yes, hello. But I'll say right away that I didn't come alone, my friend is with me.
โกโค๏ธ- A friend?
๐ฒ๐- Yes, he's just too shy, so he doesn't come in.
Teruya turns to the door where his friend was standing.
๐ฒ๐- Come on, Blummon, don't be afraid.
Femboy boldly quietly comes out of the doorway and stands facing down in front of everyone. When all the guys saw him, they were shocked, and the girls bequeathed their sweetness except for Mekaru and Kurokawa. The girls immediately ran up to the white man.
โ๐ค- Hello, White beauty! What's your name?๐
๐บ๐ฎ- B... B...Blue...Blummon Hard-san.(/////)
โญ๐ฉท- It's a very beautiful name, Hard-san-chan!
๐น๐ผ- You have such unusual eyes!
๐ฉป๐ฉบ- Your hair and skin are white, are you like an albino, Mr. Hard-san?
๐ซง๐ฌ- Satsuki already likes a new person, Satsuki hopes for friendship with Kote!
โกโค๏ธ- Is your hair so beautiful, has it been dyed or has it been like this since you were born?๐
๐บ๐ฎ - TERUYA, SAVE ME!!(////////////)!!
๐ฒ๐- Okay, girls, calm down. - the merchant started to shield his friend away from the girls.
๐ฒ๐- Listen up. He certainly doesn't mind kits and conversations, but not so much that he died of embarrassment.
โญ๐ฉท- Oh, I'm sorry. You just know, he's so handsome.๐
๐น๐ผ- Unusualโจ
โ๐ค- Good๐
โกโค๏ธ- As well as white and fluffy.โฅ๏ธ
*Meanwhile, the guys*:
โฝ๐ซ- I didn't get it! Why did this squirrel attract the attention of all the girls!?
๐ฏ๏ธโ๏ธ- Well, why all at once, these two are standing there. - says the priest, looking at the professor and the exorcist.
๐ฉ๏ธ๐ฏ- Anyway, it's not fair!
๐๐งโโ๏ธ- Guys, please don't play sports. He's already undercover from them behind his friend.
๐จ๐ง- Yes, and it will be time to chat with him.
The girls had already moved away from the model and Tom felt more relaxed, then he was a little eager to get to know everyone.
๐บ๐ฎ- Okay, *cough, cough*. Let me introduce myself, my name is Blummon Hard-san, I am an Absolute cat model, nice to meet you all.
โฝ๐ซ- The model means, well, well. เฒกโ อโ โ สโ โ เฒก
โกโค๏ธ- Apparently, being a model is so difficult?
While everyone was getting to know each other, the guy noticed a well-known person among them.
๐บ๐ฎ- Mikako?
๐ฟโฆ๏ธ- .... Blummon... are you?
๐บ๐ฎ- Mikako! Hard-san runs up to Kurokawa and hugs him tightly.
๐บ๐ฎ- Girlfriend, I missed you so much. How many years, how many winters?
Instead of answering, the exorcist gently hugs the white kitten. And when Blummon turned around, he saw a painfully familiar person.
* Flashbacks* (when he was 12):
A young guy stands in front of a mirror and examines himself in a suit with a small half-skirt. The director approaches him and asks.
๐ฌ๐ฃ- Well, my boy, are you ready?
๐บ๐ฎ- *Inhale and exhale* Yes, you're ready!
๐ฌ๐ฃ- Great! It's your turn soon, so go ahead and wait.
The guy is already on his way to the screening, but suddenly he heard screams and gunshots. From this, Hard-san quickly runs back to the director.
๐บ๐ฎ- Mr. Director! Call the police, quickly! The terrorists have broken into us!
๐ฌ๐ฃ- Now! We just need to find a safe place, follow me quickly!
Blummon and his director began to quietly look for a way out, fortunately they had already found it and hid behind the building. The director managed to call the police and began to calm the guy down.
It's okay, Hard-san, the police are already eating. So you can sit quietly and wait in silence.
*After 2 minutes*
๐บ๐บ- (in a whisper) Have you arrived yet?
๐ฌ๐ฃ - (in a whisper) Now, they should be coming...
๐ซ๐ฃ- Here they are! - the terrorists found them and took them hostage.
๐ซ๐ฃ - So that's it. Either you tell us where you're hiding the money, or we'll kill your employee and you.
๐ฌ๐ฃ- Please, I'll tell you where the money is, but don't touch Blummon!
The leader looked at the director, and then at the model who seemed attractive to him.
๐ซ๐ฃ- Although you know, we'll deal with you later. In the meantime, we'll have some fun with him.
๐ฌ๐ฃ- NOOOOOO! Not him!
๐บ๐ฎ-AAAAAAAAA! NOOOOOO!
๐พ๐ - They're standing, police! It's not moving!
The terrorists turned around and froze, and Hard-san had already been captured from their hands. Blummon opens his eyes and sees his savior. The guy is tall, with sky-blue hair and red eyes. Seeing him, Hard-san blushed, which was very noticeable.
*Some time later*
The kitten was lying on the bed thinking about that policeman, and without hesitation decided to search the Internet for who it was.
* The end of flashbacks*
๐บ๐ฎ- It can't be!
The guy walks up to the policeman and looks him in the face, who immediately paid attention to him.
๐จ๐ง- Oh. Hello new friend, my name is Tsurugi Kinjo and I am an absolute policeman...
๐บ๐ฎ- It's you! - after that, the policeman hung in shock and embarrassment.
๐บ๐ฎ- You are the one who saved me from the terrorist! I was very grateful that you saved my life, thank you! Oh, and one more thing! I've heard a lot about you and I really admire your talent!โจ๐(โ ๏พโ โโ ใฎโ โโ )โ ๏พโ *โ . Neko-boy hugs him tightly and strongly, and Kinjo blushes very much. The policeman puts his hand on the cat model's head and strokes it a little.
๐จ๐ง - Of course, that's what I want from you... I didn't expect it, but I've heard about you too, and... you too...amazing.
*After some time*
On behalf of Yuki:
๐๐- Wow... The interior... (thoughts) - * There wasn't much information about it, so this is the first time I've seen it*.
๐๐- Anyway, let's head to the entrance. Other "Absolute" students... I wonder if they're here already.
๐๐- *No need to be nervous. The Academy has recognized my good fortune as a talent, and I can be proud of it.*
๐๐- *Let's be sure. They must be good people.*
๐๐- *When I went inside, I saw............ them.
(Note: I just don't know who's talking specifically at first, so I did everything at random.)
โฝ๐ซ-Huh? Another one has come!
๐จ๐ง- I heard that there are 16 new students this time, so everyone should be here.
โญ๐ฉท- Hello~! You're new too, aren't you?
โ๐ค- What are you doing there? Hehe, come here!
๐๐- *They were chosen to enter Hope Peak Academy this year, just like me. The very symbols of hope stood right in front of my eyes. However, I noticed that there was someone very close to them...Unusual appearance, I wonder if he's a little afraid?*
*Some time of conversation later*
When I got to know Teruya, I nevertheless noticed this white person.*
๐๐- Uh... And who is this? Lucky asked, looking at the cat model.
๐ฒ๐- And these are my childhood best friend. - Otori takes Maeda straight to his friend.
๐ฒ๐- Let's get acquainted! This is my friend, Blummon Hard-san! Say hello, buddy!
๐บ๐ฎ- B...Bl... Blue...Blummon Hard-san, Abso...lyutnaya koto-model, approx...I've learned a lot...It's coming.

๐๐- *Blummon Hard-san. It seems that the thread says that he is an absolute model, which is a model. After all, the clothes he was wearing were related to cats, and I'm interested in that...Why is he dressed feminine?*
๐๐- Glad to meet you. I'm Yuki Maeda. Let's be friends... - At that moment, someone threw back his hood, beeped and blushed.
๐๐- Uh... What's the matter with him?
๐ฒ๐- Oh, Maeda, you just understand. He's too shy to talk to anyone in public, maybe have a private chat sometime.
๐๐- Okay, I get it. Thank you. * I can't believe it. Such a beautiful model, but shy by nature, it's just not possible. Maybe I can really talk to you alone.* - with these words, Yuki went to get acquainted with others.
*Some more conversation time later*
๐๐- *Looks like I'm done talking to all the students...
๐ฉ๏ธ๐ฏ - Hey! Looks like we're done with the representatives!
โ๐ค- Yeah. Wasn't it customary to get to know everyone?
โกโค๏ธ- Then... What should we do now?
๐น๐ผ- Hmm? Is there anything else? Anyway, now we need to wait for the teachers to arrive, right?
๐จ๐ง- ...........................
๐จ๐ง- Don't you guys think something's wrong?
๐บ๐ฎ- I kind of noticed something too.
๐๐- Is it wrong? What do you have in mind?
๐จ๐ง- Do you know what time it is?
๐ฉป๐ฉบ- Even if we want to check... There is no clock in this room.
๐บ๐ฎ- Well, I don't know about you, but I think it's been about an hour.
๐จ๐ง- .........It's 8:20 now
๐ซง๐ฌ- Huh. Weren't we supposed to be here at eight?
๐ฒ๐- Did-the-time pass so quickly? I mean, the presentation took longer than we expected.
โญ๐ฉท- And~? Is that weird? The school told us to come here before eight...
โฝ๐ซ- We all arrived on time, but they're late!
๐๐งโโ๏ธ- But- but... Why didn't the teachers come...?
๐น๐ผ- Yes... What should we do?
๐ป๐ต๏ธ- We'll go in first.
โ๐ค- Y-yes. Let's go inside.
After this wait, everyone decided to enter the main building. And everyone took a step... suddenly the world turned red.
๐บ๐ฎ - OW! DAMN, AGAIN! - Hard-san felt a sharp pain in his chest and fell down. And when he fell, everyone turned to him.
๐ฒ๐- Blummon! What happened!? Please tell me!?
But unfortunately the guy didn't answer, because he didn't hear anything except a squeak, and eventually he closed his eyes and passed out. And the last thing he saw were the other students trying to explain to the whites.
This is only half of the prologue, I promise that the second part will be soon. In the meantime, here's an artic for you.
#my:au#danganronpa another#danganronpa#danganronpa another despair academy#teruya otori#tsurugi kinjo#kiyoka maki#kizuna tomori#kanata inori#kakeru yamaguchi#haruhiko kobashikawa#rei mekaru#yuki maeda#akane taira#mitsuhiro higa#ayame hatano#kinji uehara#satsuki iranami#mikako kurokawa#fanganronpa#Blummon Hard-san
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Life goes trick-or-treating at Urithiru ๐ฌ
Happy Hallowe'en! Here's Lift going trick or treating! Rated General.
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Dalinar stared at the empty crystal punch bowl beside the front door. "Didn't you have the servants put out the candy, Navani?" he called out.
"Yes, gemheart!" Navani called back from the bedroom. She was still putting the finishing touches on her Deadeye Spren costume.
Dalinar frowned, pulling at the tighter fit of his Preposterously Not To Code Uniform costume. He was sure he'd seen a full bowl earlier. This would take careful consideration. Perhaps he would ask the Sibling...
***
"Come on, Oroden, it's time to go!"
"Don' wanna!"
Oroden had been jumpscared four times today by various people in corrupted spren costumes. Kaladin had no idea where the fear had come from, but if he was going to take him out for his first trick or treat in Urithiru, he was going to have to do something to ease his brother's mind.
Luckily, Hesina knelt down, straightening his little brother's Syl costume. "Darling, lots of scary spren are going to be coming here tonight. That's why you and Kaladin have to go out. It'll be safer. We know how to defend ourselves against evil spren."
"Oh yeah? What's the secret?" Kaladin said as Oroden's eyes went wide.
"You give them candy," Hesina said knowingly. "If you give the evil spren candy, they'll go away." She gestured to the crem pottery bowl by the door. "See? We'll be perfectly...uh, where'd the candy go?"
Kaladin frowned. "I could've sworn I just saw it. There must be a thief." He knelt in front of Oroden. "If we're going to protect Mom and Dad, we have to go to the market and buy more candy. Will you come with me?"
Oroden sniffled, then straightened up, mirroring Kaladin's frown. "We gotta save them fwom the evoo spwen!" he said sternly. "We go."
"There's my boys," Hesina smiled. "Thanks Kal."
"I'll buy double, just to be sure," Kaladin reassured her.
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Shallan sat by the front door, casually sketching as she waited for Adolin to put the finishing touches on his Sexy Shardblade costume. She had finished her own Sexy Shardbearer costume ages ago.
As it happened, she was sketching the special curnip-shaped Hallowe'en bowl Adolin had purchased specifically for the occasion. They'd be taking their candy to the local refugee shelter, along with a large donation. Then they'd be heading to Elhokar's Fabulous Hallowe'en Bash. After that, neither she nor Veil planned on remembering much.
I guess I'll be getting us home then, Radiant thought.
Wow, I can feel you rolling your eyes! How do you manage it? Veil thought.
Practice.
She took extra care to show she was paying attention to that curnip-shaped bowl at all times, much to the consternation of a certain teenager watching from a vent above.
"You know if you'd knocked on the door I'd've given you some candy," she whispered.
Incredibly, the girl heard her. "I don't wanna treat, I wanna trick, you stumer! Go to your stupid lighteyes party so I can steal your candy!"
"Well that'll be interesting, since I'll be taking the candy with me," Shallan said, putting the last details on the drawing.
Look! Veil cried out.
But it was too late. Between one blink and the next, the candy was gone.
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For my Halloween ask game
#Later at the refugee shelter Shallan and Adolin discover that somehow their original candy haul is already there#having been dropped off by Lift an hour earlier#and they look like idiots bringing the same kind of candy that LIft brought#row spoilers#oathbringer spoilers#stormlight fanfic#happy halloween#ask answered
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I'm late but... trick or treat! ๐ฌ
You're no late at all, love! Have a snippet of how Dick and Joey became childhood friends!
Slade was in the middle of preparing dinner when his phone rang. He didn't even mean to answer the call but it just so happened that his phone was nearby so he automatically glanced up at the name displayed on the screen. The knife slipped from between his fingers. Joey. Joey never called, for the simple reason that Slade's boy was a mute. He wasn't speaking so there wouldn't be much he'd be able to do with a call - therefore, he always texted Slade when he needed something or even if he just wanted to talk. He never called. Never before in his life had Slade answered his phone so fast. "Who is this?" He almost growled into the device. "Umโฆ mister Wilson?" Slade blinked. "That's me." He answered, shocked by how young the voice sounded. The boy on the other side of the line had to be around Joey's age, with a pretty strong accent. "Why do you have my son's phone?" "Sorry, I borrowed his phone because I don't have your number. Joey wanted you to come get him." "And why exactly are you the one calling me? Where is Joey?" "He's right here. He tried to text you but umโฆ his hands are shaking too much to type." The boy said, sniffing. Slade frowned, rushing to get his jacket and keys. "What happened?" He demanded. "We, uhโฆ Joey wants you to promise you won't get mad first, before I say anything." Slade grabbed at the bridge of his nose with his fingers, trying to will away the incoming headache. He was going to strangle that kid when he'll see him. "I am already mad, kid. It's getting worse with every another second when you don't tell me if my son is alright." He hissed out through his teeth. "Joey's fine! He's alrightโฆ mostly." "Oh for fuck's- Joe, are you there?" There was a hushed 'he's asking for you' as the boy probably put him on the speaker and then Slade was able to hear the faint sound of hands tapping two times. Slade breathed out. "Alright. Where are you boys?" He asked, already in his car. "We're waiting behind school. Joey wants you to drive safely." Slade ignored that, "I'll be there in 5 minutes."
#trick or treat game#my writing#sladick#joey and dick become friends and later on slade is dick's bi awakening lmao
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โCan't we share?โ
. แกฃ๐ญฉ . LeeHeeseung & ParkSunghoon X FTM!Reader. ๐ฌ
๐น โบ . Rock stars x #1 fan!Reader. โข_ _
. Warnings . SMUT, MDNI!! , eating out, Nicknames , soft!Dom Sunghoon , Hard!Dom Heeseung ๐ . !
_ _ โ โ Wk: 903 , ๐ธ
โก โ Synopsis : You were at their Concert, you were their BIGGEST fan. You loved them, to the point you wanted to meet them, as in break the rules and sneak behind stage. And that's what you did. _ _ ๐ชญ .
A/N: I decided to change it a tiny bit cause ik I wasn't gunna finish well because of how busy I am with school and my clubs, and things. So I hope you guys still like it ๐ฅบ
You were walking into the large stadium, a smile on your face as you held your light stick. You were practically shaking, you were finally going to a concert. You raced to a open spot close to the front. Looking up at the stage, waiting for your favourite singers of all time to come out.
And boom, they came out. Running onto the stage, waving to fans and blowing kisses to them. Making you squeal. You jump up and down waving your light stick and your free hand in the air, trying to gain their attention. Sunghoon noticed you, giving you a wink and a air kiss. Which made you scream, it wasn't too loud. Plus everyone was screaming so no one noticed.
The concert soon began, and you were loving it. You were so happy to be here, you just wished you could meet them. . Then an idea popped into your head, what if you Snook backstage and into their changing room? Yeah no. You thought it was a horrible idea, yet here you are five minutes later. In Heeseung and Sunghoon's changing room.
You looked around, it smelled like them and it made you giggle. You sat on the couch, getting all comfy , you soon fell asleep without realizing it. You then all of a sudden woke up a hour later. Four pairs of eyes staring down at you, it was Heeseung and Sunghoon. You jump up when you see them, your face turning red almost immediately.
โSo, it seems like we have a rule breaker. . .โ Heeseung said, a small smirk appearing on his face. Sunghoon chuckled quietly and nodded. โSeems so. . What should we do?โ He asked, a small grin appearing on his face. You just sat there, your face red as a cherry. We're they going to turn you in to the manager? We're you going to be banned from all their concerts?
Heeseung walked up to you and bent down, looking you in the eyes, his left hand came up to grab your chin gently. โOh don't be scared dear Fan. . . We won't turn you in, but you need to be taught a lesson for being a bad boy. .โ The words โBad boyโ made you flinch, what did he mean by โNeed to be taught a lessonโ?
You soon were pinned to the couch by Sunghoon while he kissed you passionately, meanwhile Heeseung was kissing down your neck. Which made you let out small noises. โSunghoon, back off. . .โ Heeseung said, lifting his face from your collarbone. He was glaring slightly. โCan't we share?โ Sunghoon asked, pulling his head up to look at him, his head tilting.
โFine. . . But this is the only time. I hate sharing. .โย Heeseung rolled his eyes, but his words made Sunghoon smile. He looked back down at you and kissed you again, your eyes shutting tightly. Heeseung's hands slipped under your baggy shirt, his hands were cold, which made you shiver and get goosebumps. Heeseung felt your chest scars, which made his eyes soot open and he sat up. He moved Sunghoon slightly, just to lift up your shirt.
His eyes widened when he saw the scars, he looked up at your embarrassed expression. But that made him chuckle quietly. He leaned down and kissed your faded scars, muttering โSo handsome. .โ You blushed at the action, even more I mean. You were probably the colour of a strawberry. Sunghoon came closer and kissed the other scar as well, you didn't know they could be so gentle. . . You covered your mouth with the back of your hand, looking down at them.
Heeseung kissed lower, so he was now at the hem of your jeans. He muttered a small curse, probably cause the pants are in his way, so he grabbed the hem and pulled, you lifted your bottom half up so they could be pulled all the way off, revealing your black and blue boxers. You then feel your boxers start to go down your legs. . Your country being exposed. It made you shiver, the cold air hitting your heat.
You hear Heeseung hum as he saw your dripping cunt. That only made his dick hard as a rock. He kissed around your thighs until his mouth was right next to your pussy. You soon feel his tongue lick a long stripe between your folds, making you shiver and moan. Heeseung started to devour your pussy, eating it like it's his last meal. Which it had you shaking and your thighs threaten to close, but Heeseung wouldn't allow that to happen.
Sunghoon sat next to Heeseung, wanting to eat you out too. Which, Heeseung just let it happen. Two tongues are on you now. . And holy crap did it feel good. Many times you tried to close your legs, but Heeseung and Sunghoon's grip on your legs wouldn't let up.
Soon you were about to orgasm, but as soon as you nearly hit the edge, they pull away. Small grins can be seen on their faces as the stand up. You whine when they pull away.
โAwh, is someone sad they don't get to cum? Well, bad boys don't get to cum. . . Now, you best leave before someone catches you hun.โ Sunghoon says, his voice a bit harsh but nice at the same time. Heeseung and Sunghoon help you put your clothes on and leave the dressing rooms. You went home all weak and flustered.
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You ๐ know what Iโve always hated ๐ก๐ข about you ๐, Amethar ๐๐ฌ? You ๐ were so damn ๐ฟ lucky ๐.
I mean ๐ช, fifth 5๏ธโฃ in line ๐ for the throne ๐ช and the crown ๐ rests ๐๏ธ on your head ๐โโ๏ธ. And each of your sisters ๐ฏโโ๏ธ better ๐ฅ and more clever ๐ฉโ๐ซ than you. It really makes the unfortunate ๐๐ซ minor lord ๐คต of a less โ๏ธ than wealthy ๐ต barony feelโฆ well, a little underwhelming ๐๐ด.
Oh, Iโll say ๐ข, your sisters ๐ฏโโ๏ธ were a little less lucky ๐. The least ๐ฅ lucky ๐ thing that ever happened to Rococoa ๐ซ was when she found out ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ that I was selling ๐ฐ weapons ๐ซโ๏ธ to the Ceresians ๐๐ฅฏ. Thatโฆ that had to be dealt with โ ๏ธ. And I think ๐ค youโll remember how odd ๐คช it was that she was found riddles with arrows ๐น so far behind our own lines ใฐ๏ธ. But thatโs war ๐ฃ, and strange things happen in war ๐ฃ๐งจ all the time โฐ.
The Ceresians ๐ฅ๐, I find are very reasonable, very reasonable and you can see ๐๐some of their tents ๐๏ธ out here in the field ๐พ.
You know, I don't have luck ๐ so I have to work ๐ช. I have to work ๐ชa lot. First, I had to put the little cheese ๐ง boy ๐ง๐ผ onto the scent of the Duchess ๐ธ Coldbottle ๐ผ, and I had to ferry โด๏ธ his idiot sailors โต๏ธall the way the Sucrosi road ๐ to that little farmhouse ๐ - I mean, had to get them there somehow, they couldn't sail โต๏ธ there, could they? And they'd be so suspicious ๐คจ walking ๐ถโโ๏ธ up the road, and yet - you miraculously โช๏ธ survived ๐, when you should have died ๐. Amethar ๐ ๐ฌ the Unfallen โค๏ธ.
You uncharacteristically ๐ฎ leave a fight ๐ , you jump ๐ฐ out of the ring ๐ rather than trying to behead that carrot ๐ฅ- and they call the tournament ๐๏ธ, even with all the work ๐๏ธ that me and Alfredi ๐ put in to getting those watersteel ๐ฆ daggers ๐ก๏ธ into her hands ๐ . I - I thought ๐ญ I was going to fail 0๏ธโฃ.
And then, and then your friend Manta Ray Jack ๐ง mentioned a girl ๐ง , at the banquet ๐ฑ , 'stashed somewhere in the Dairy ๐ฅ Islands ๐๏ธ ', and I thought ๐ญ , 'That's so interesting ๐ค . Amethar ๐ ๐ฌ and I are best friends ๐ฏโโ๏ธ, war buddies ๐ค as far back as we can remember ๐ง. Why ๐คจwould he never ๐ tell me?' And I got to thinking ๐ค , 'Amethar ๐ ๐ฌ was never quiet ๐ค about his exploits ๐ as a roving Prince ๐ซ
of Candia ๐ญ, so why didn't I hear ๐ about this girl ๐ง ?' And I thought ๐ญ , 'I'd better talk ๐๏ธwith Manta Ray Jack ๐ง.'
He didn't wanna ๐ talk, but a few fingers ๐ and pints ๐ป of blood ๐ฉธ later we remembered your sister's book ๐ . Very useful, your sister ๐ฉ . Very useful indeed - up until a young Belizabeth Brassica ๐ฅฆ ordered her run ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ down in the streets by Vegetanian ๐ฅ Knights โ๏ธ . That - that hurt ๐ , because she had always been very sweet ๐ญ to me. Well, after Manta Ray ๐ง, I saw ๐ an opportunity. You know, it hurts ๐ค to have all of your plans ๐ fail, but they say that improvisation ๐ญ is the better part of planning ๐ , so I was happy ๐ to take advantage ๐ of that opportunity when ๐ฐ๏ธ it presented itself, Amethar ๐ ๐ญ.
You know what happens to a man ๐งโโ๏ธ when he dies โ ๏ธ ? He shits ๐ฉ himself. So I'll be happy ๐ to watch ๐๏ธ ๐๏ธ you shit ๐ฉ one last time ๐ฐ๏ธ, Amethar ๐ ๐ญ .
I wonder ๐ง if they'll call โ๏ธ you 'Amethar ๐ ๐ญ the Unfallen โค๏ธ ' after this๐ค? Here's to a future ๐ฎ you can't โ๏ธ ruin ๐ก.
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sending you an ask because i can't get discord open rn and i feel like it, you're welcome <3
here's a headcanon-based dangan questions game because idk i think it'd be funny to think about (ft random ass emojis): โก๏ธ - (out of all the characters you know decently well) who would be the most likely to call someone a homosexual as a friendly-fire insult? โธ - who would be the recipient of said friendly-fire insult? โ๏ธ - who would use the word "greasy" as an affectionate term while at the same time use it to desperately ask the person to take a shower? ๐ค - if hajime did have his own ultimate talent, what do you think it would be? โ๏ธ - if the dangan casts were attending a normal high school, what clubs would some of your favorite characters be in? ๐ฌ - and finally, who do you think would work well as protagonists if they weren't makoto, hajime, shuichi, and kaede? (yes i'm counting kaede as an official protag)
have fun :]
Oh boy. This is gonna be fun >:]
โก๏ธI feel like Kazuichi would be the most likely candidate for calling someone a homosexual in a joking manner. And then he gets called out for once admitting to having very gay thoughts about his classmates
โธ๏ธ and Hajime would be the one to fire back. Kazuichi is definitely teasing him for having gay tension with Nagito, Gundham, and Fuyuhiko simultaneously. "Triple wielding that homosexual shit /pos"
โ๏ธ Honestly, I can see a couple of characters doing that. Makoto would use it and then immediately backtrack, saying it was the only word he could come up with. Kyoko would use it and regret nothing. Mahiru would absolutely tell Hajime to wash his greasy non-literal ass in the most loving way possible. And of course, we can't forget Hajime telling Nagito to take care of himself.
๐ค I feel like it's easy to immediately go "Ultimate Debater" or "Ultimate Investigator", since those are the main "talents" he exhibits and utilizes. Honestly, I would love to imagine him as a Secretary, or an Analyst, or some sort of organized business position. It would make him feel just as seemingly commonplace against the rest of the zany SDR2 cast. Plus, it would explain his monetary background, still allow him to be thrown way off balance by the destruction of the logical world he thought he knew, and utilize his ability to stay comparatively level headed against his classmates in the trials.
โ๏ธ Celeste, Byakuya, Sonia, Shuichi, Chihiro, Toko, and Kyoko would all be in a book club. The obvious sports club team would be Aoi, Sakura, Leon, Nekomaru, and Akane. Maybe Ryoma would try to join in too. Gundham would love hosting his own animal-centric club, likely an Earth Club sort of deal, and Ibuki would write a dramatic ballad about how the seals are eating bottle caps (???).
๐ฌ It's honestly hard to say, if we're coming at it from an angle of who would be better. If we're talking just in general, it's still really hard, because a Danganronpa game from Any character's perspective would have such a rich value regardless.
Getting to look at the games from the villain's perspectives would be an obvious alluring choice, because DR villains always have bizarre thought processes that are hard for the protagonists to grasp. Having a chance to get in their heads with DR style narration would be amazing.
A character who dies in one of the mid-chapters being a protagonist would be just as entertaining, simply because I want to know what exactly was going on during the murders. No, I don't count Kaede because all of her pre-murder stuff was vague and misleading, I wanna get Inside a Killer's Mind. ...or a victim.
If I had to pick Specific people to be protagonists for the three main games, Byakuya/Aoi for DR1, Fuyuhiko/Sonia for SDR2, and... fuck it, Kiibo for V3, let's fucking go.
Thank you for the ask!!!
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๐ฌ for thrust/az/jetstorm
๐ - "look at me." / "let me look at you."
"Jeannie."
Her heart hammered deafeningly in her ears, so loud that she almost couldn't hear Hunter's voice. Her hands shook as she tangled her fingers in her hair and sat half doubled-over, struggling to calm her ragged breathing and racing heartbeat.
She could still feel the icy fingers of the faceless dead dragging her under.
"Jeannie," Hunter's voice was soft, but insistent, as he cupped her cheek in one hand and turned her face towards him; "baby, look at me."
She blinked slowly, forcing her eyes to focus on him.
"It was just a bad dream, it's okay. You're okay." His arms slipped around her, drawing her close; she let out a breathless sob, burying her face against his neck. He just held her tight. "And I'm right here..."
๐ฌ - something sweet.
"So, where are we going?"
"If I told you it'd ruin the surprise."
"And you'd better not go peeking, either, kitten."
Azrael scoffed softly, but still smiled as she rested against Thrust's chassis, obligingly keeping her optics closed. The rumble of his engine vibrated through her and, somewhere overhead, she could hear the high, thin whine of Jetstorm's afterburners. For what felt like a long time, those two sounds encompassed her whole world.
Eventually, though, Thrust's forward momentum slowed and she felt him turn down a gentle incline; lifting her head slightly, she tested the air, but nothing smelled different...
And finally, he rolled to a halt, his engine idling down to a purr. "This' where you get off, li'l lady."
"Technically, that comes later," Jetstorm quipped, transforming nearby; "though I guess if you really wanted to..."
"You are insufferable," she laughed as she hopped down, allowing Thrust to transform beside her. "Can I open my optics now?"
"Not just yet."
With a dramatic sigh, Azrael stretched and transformed, as well, reaching out to rest a hand on Thrust's arm; it took her a moment to realize that she couldn't hear Jetstorm's antigravs. "Do I want to know where flyboy went?"
"He's just gettin' somethin' real quick."
"I'm afraid to ask..."
Thrust just laughed softly, the sound like smoke curling up from a bed of embers, and she smiled.
Then came the distant sound of power conduits coming online, the hum of electricity and the buzz of neon, followed by the clicking of sprinklers and the soft pattering of water on pavement. Even from behind her optic shields, she could see the darkness transform.
"All right, kitten," Jetstorm called down from somewhere overhead, "take a look and let us know what you think!"
"..." Azrael opened her optics to a neon forest of towering titanium trees with colorful branches, festooned with luminous vines and brilliant color-shifting lights shaped like electric flowers. A sprinkler system sent down a light drizzle of water droplets and, somewhere, hidden speakers played the sounds of wildlife and birdsong, timpani and marimbas. "...Oh. The Electric Garden - but... is this what you've been up to for the past week?"
"It wasn't a big deal t' get it up n' running again," Thrust half-shrugged, "mostly just involved clearin' off the solar panels."
"Roller boy here did most of the heavy lifting, I just made sure all the pretty lights were in working order," Jetstorm added as he descended, "and anyway, it's not like we had anything better to do, so why not, right?"
Stepping away from Thrust, Azrael lifted her hands to her face, blinking back tears that stung the corners of her optics. It wasn't quite the same without the crowds or the real plants, but...
"Soooooo... do you like it?" Jetstorm leaned over her shoulder, as Thrust peered around the taller Vehicon; she hid her smile behind her hands for just a moment, before a laugh bubbled up from her chest.
"Of course I like it - I love it, even! It's beautiful," she tugged Jetstorm down a bit to press a kiss to his jaw, then stepped around him to do the same for Thrust. "You didn't have to do all this for me..."
"Well, you said you liked the place, so..."
"Consider it a going-away present before your big trip to Protihex. You know, something big and shiny to look forward to coming back to."
"I already have something big and shiny to look forward to coming back to, you dork."
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