#🍓: I. Am. Dying
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So do Puzzles, Three and possibly the others know about what happened at 2:29 back in Wotfi 2014 or is that one of those “we will never speak of this again” moments?
A lot of people may have forgotten it but I sure as hell didn’t!! >:D
*after watching the video in question-*
SMG3: …
Mr. Puzzles: …
*both turn to SMG4 and Mario*
Mario: Oh yeah! Mario forgot about that!
SMG4: Uh…… my…….. uh…… man, these memories of the original SMG4’s sure are fuzzy! Heh…..
SMG3: … SMG4….
SMG4: Don’t remember anything important happening in 2014-
SMG3: SMG4
SMG4: Damn, the original 4’s memories are all out of whack! Can’t remember anything before 2017-
SMG3: S.M.G.4
SMG4: …
Mario: Never again though. Mario found the spaghetti of his eye in my Amore
Mr. Puzzles: I’m flattered, honestly. But… um… what the fuck??
Mario: And Mario knows SMG4 and SMG3 are much better together. SMG4 never ran out of the room immediately after-
SMG3: I. Have heard. Enough.
Mario: What? About SMG4 running away like a chicken after-
SMG3: Shut up, or I will cause half of the world to end.
SMG4: Awwww. Are you actually jealous of Mario?
SMG3: No! Shut up!
SMG4: Aww come on, there’s nothing to be jealous about!
SMG3: ‘M not jealous…
Mr. Puzzles: To be honest, I am far from jealous considering how much I’ve heard Mario talk about getting you two together before you became a thing, so I know there is definitely nothing there. Besides, that was over a decade ago now.
Mario: But no one else knew before now! Not even us actually! We both completely forgot about it! Besides, it wasn’t that memorable anyway-
Mr. Puzzles: Alright, Dear, now you’re pushing it…
#smg4 apprenticeship au#smg4#smg4 au#smg3#smg4 mario#smg4 mr puzzles#smg34#marware#WOTFI 2014#🍓: I. Am. Dying#Also hi Potato hope you saw my pining Mario reference in here :D
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My beautiful wife
#I ❤️ him#Went home early bc. I prob have a throat infection. And my neck hurts. And my back. And my head. I can’t speak. Hello.#Walked under the rain 😔#SERÉ LA GAAAATAAAA BAJO LA LLUUUVIAAAAA Y MAULLARÉÉÉÉÉ POR TÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ 🗣️🗣️🗣️ ahh moment#Ironically love that song tho 🙏#I almost had heart palpitations at school methinks (I couldn’t breathe and my heart was like. Dying.)#Actually why am I so unserious I should take this seriously 😭#Anyway ❤️#(random shi but is it just me or does the strawberry emoji 🍓 look so :3)#Doodle#whiteboard fox#digital art#guido mista#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#he makes me laugh
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Colonizers write about flowers they keep their metaphors on ice lest they grow stale or they pickle them for posterity
if I pick flowers they are sliced up into hindba' bzeit or if I embroider quranful onto tea towels it is for Palestine if I pickle liffit or write or pluck or weave it is for Palestine and everything is wrapped up in plastic and everything is by proxy
I know I am an American because my mouth fills with blood when I speak
tell us where is our posterity are these children mine or yours or ours but anyway
fuck your Biden-Harris yard signs fuck your lawnmowers when they kill my chicory and fuck Poetry Magazine
after Noor Hindi, "Fuck Your Lecture on Craft, My People Are Dying," Poetry, December 2020
5-minute poem with prompt word "flower" and the suggestion of taking inspiration from this Noor Hindi poem: prompt from @unlivedtenderness give me a prompt of your own with a $5 USD donation to Mohammed & Samar's campaign. Venmo: gothhabiba | Paypal: paypal.me/Najia | Cashapp: $NajiaK (with note "🍓" or "strawberry")
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James Potter x fem!reader
Summary: James is the best boyfriend while you're sick.
Genre: Fluffy <3
Warnings: having a cold, germs, mentions of being contagious? really none lmao i'm just over cautious
~ for my lovely 🍓anon! enjoy! ~
JAMES POTTER MASTERLIST
You're convinced you're dying and no matter how much your boyfriend promises you you're not, you still feel miserable.
"No, no," you shake your head, your nose running obnoxiously as you blow into another tissue—you could start a whole collection by now. "you don't u-understand. My body is crumbling as we speak," you tell him as you're curled up in your bed, under a bunch of blankets and wearing James's warmest and favorite sweatshirt.
James sits by you, one hand pressed against your forehead and he frowns, suppressing a small smile. "Is that so? Guess I'll have to glue you back together again then," he hums softly.
Your eyes narrow and then you cough loudly, your throat hoarse, "You aren't funny."
James feigns hurt. "Ouch," he strokes your hairline with his thumb, looking at you fondly, and then gives in as his eyes soften. "I'm sorry. I can feel you burning up, I know you must feel very ill, hm?"
You nod, sitting up against the pillows as you cough again. The sound sounds horrible. James leans closer, his expression morphing into concern. Your eyes widen as guilt dawns on you and you panic, pulling away from him.
"Jamie, no, I'll contaminate you!" you practically shriek.
James raises an eyebrow in amusement. "Contaminate me? Darling, you aren't diseased."
You sniffle and whisper, "You don't know that."
James can't help himself. He laughs, and the sound is a beautiful melody as he shakes his head. Still, he listens and pulls away from you. He sits back and thinks for a moment. "I'm gonna run to the store and grab you some things okay, I don't think this cold will disappear on its own, lovely."
You sniffle again, feeling sorry for yourself as you prepare to blow into another tissue. "If you leave me now, I'll surely perish," you state quite dramatically as James stands. He sends you a look as if to say be serious, his dark curls falling before his eyes.
You sniff, sending him a look in return as if to say, I am serious and James just leans over to kiss your forehead and then press another sloppy kiss on your cheek.
"James!" You exclaim as he kisses you, alarmed.
"If I'm sick, I'm sick," he states seriously, gently cradling your chin as he strokes your skin carefully. "A silly little cold isn't gonna dictate when I can or can't kiss my darling girlfriend."
Your chest loosens at this and you feel a sense of warmth and relief at his words. You want to protest and tell him he's putting himself in harm's way for no reason. But, instead, you relish in the feeling of his lips on your skin and you sink into the pillows as you wait for his return.
When he does return, you rouse from your small nap and let out a weak cough. Your eyes are bleary as you blink them furiously. "Oh, sweets, have I woken you?" he says in the sweetest voice you've ever heard and you almost melt.
You sit up and rub your eyes as James sits beside you again, resting the glass of water he'd brought in on the bedside table, and then drops the brown paper bag near your hip. He rummages inside and lays out an array of medicine, candies, and almost four boxes of tissues.
Having been feeling a little better from your sleep, you joke, "I'm not dying, am I?"
James chuckles and hands you some medicine for you. You swallow it reluctantly, pouting up at your boyfriend. He rests his hand on your forehead again, smiling.
"No, you aren't dying," he whispers, "far from it. Your temperature seems to have gone down, which is really good."
You nod, still tired as you reach for James's other hand and play with his fingers. "Can you make me some tea?" you ask bashfully.
James frowns, smiling a little as his fingers gently pinch your cheek. "Of course, love. Don't be embarrassed. I'd move the moon for you."
You cough again, the sound much lighter already. "Kinds dramatic, no?" you whisper.
"No. Not really. It's all true," James pauses, his voice turning serious, "for you, I'd do absolutely anything." He kisses your forehead again, and this time you don't even want to protest.
tags: @mischievousmoony, @sayitlikethecheese, @longlivedelusion, @fangirl-swagg, @siriuslycaptainofthedawntreader, @fruticake
#james potter#james potter fanfiction#james potter fanfic#james potter marauders#james potter fic#james potter imagine#james potter imagines#james potter x reader#james potter fluff#james potter blurb#james potter x you#james potter x y/n#marauder james potter#james potter x fem!reader#Marauders#the marauders#marauders era#the marauders era#marauders fic#marauders harry potter#marauders fanfiction#hp marauders#marauders imagine#marauders imagines#aaron taylor johnson#🍓anon
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richard iii dashboard simulator. i thought it would be funny and here we are
🐗halfhearteddickjoke
what if i caused problems on purpose <3
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oh no... i cant believe the king is having my brother killed... oh noooo
#FUCK YOU GEORGE
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💥ladyanne Follow
man i miss my husband and father in law
🐗halfhearteddickjoke
hey
💥ladyanne
shut the fuck up you literally killed them??? get off my post
🐗halfhearteddickjoke
can i try rizzing you up
💥ladyanne
um. sure?
🐗halfhearteddickjoke
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
💥ladyanne
i can't believe i'm saying this but this is kind of working.
🧍♂️gentleman-retainer
anyone else in this thread smoke weed
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🌹lancaster-official Follow
you all suck.
@/elizabeth-woodville your son will die and you will be deposed and youre gonna die SAD and ALONE.
@/river-severn @/dorset-sheep and @/billhastings you're gonna get executed
@/halfhearteddickjoke hm. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. nobody hang out with this conniving bitch i hate him i hate him so much and i am three seconds away from killing him constantly.
🐦fuckinghim Follow
get off tumblr margaret we're in court
🌹lancaster-official
he's not gonna want you as his boytoy forever
🐦fuckinghim
WE'RE NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP??????
🌹lancaster-official
i've seen you talk to him. i know what you are
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🗼mr-london-tower Follow
just heard george duke of clarence say "snork mimi" aloud i'm gonna [remembers that suicide jokes do nothing for my mental health] request to be moved away from guarding his cell
🗼mr-london-tower
update: so it turns out the malmsey wine is unusable, for related reasons to this man.
#fuckin. dead body in the malmsey. cant have nice things around here #i hate my job so bad
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yayyy everybody is friends now :)
🐗halfhearted-dick-joke
dude you literally killed clarence??? you cant be having other people making friends youre a murderer
eddie-baby-deactivated
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT I CANCELED THAT ORDER???
🐗halfhearted-dick-joke
you killed that guy man what the fuck. you cant be doing that
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👗elizabeth-woodville Follow
I regret to inform you all that the king has died.
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dude my sons GOTTA stop dying. this is so fucked.
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🐗halfhearteddickjoke
i do so love to cause problems on purpose :)
#sorry to any family members of lords rivers, vaughan, and grey. um. you will not be seeing them anymore! <3
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preteens are so scary for no reason??? had to interact with two for work and like. they suck so bad. "i fear no uncles dead" shut the fuck up you smartass little shit. also had to explain to them the history of the tower of london which. i don't fucking know that shit! i don't know who built the tower of london! it sure as fuck wasn't julius caesar!
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SOMEONE has got to stop waking me up in the middle of the night to hear their dreams
#️⃣billhastings
oh what the fuck.
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🍓bishop-ely Follow
crazy day at work today
#never go outside to get strawberries worst mistake of my life #came back in the room and they were accusing hastings of witchcraft. like sure yeah i guess
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richard duke of gloucester should be king because not only are edward v and richard duke of york illegitimate but also so was edward iv. also richard duke of gloucester is just. kind of an all around good guy! as opposed to edward iv who ah. how do i put this in a manner that isn't horribly offensive. yeah okay figured it out. not a great person! unpleasant to be around!
also if you wanna know what was up with hastings he was a traitor don't worry about it.
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RICHARD. RICHARD WHEN I CATCH YOU RICHARD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN KING OF ENGLAND
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shit dude that one vine wasn't lying. what the fuck richard
#i have to leave immediately. jesus fucking christ man.
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🐗halfhearteddickjoke
yay king of england :) i will be very good at this i feel
#everybody's always like "what the fuck richard you can't kill two kids" or "why would you do that" and never like "was it fun having those preteens killed. it looked fun"
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@/halfhearteddickjoke FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
submitted by @/elizabeth-woodville
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wow everything is going so bad. what the entire shit @/fuckinghim
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ughhh margaret was right. NOT ABOUT THE BOYTOY THING
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®️henry-twoder-or-something Follow
hi ive been here the whole time. ive done the math and i do technically have a claim to the throne :)
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🐗halfhearteddickjoke
i cant believe im saying this but i did just have an ebenezer scrooge moment. god i hate it here.
#maybe i am a bad person
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wow richard has died :) i cant believe i am the king now! yayyyy
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🚣♂️resident-dumb-fuck Follow
final message from op! sorry everyone. im so annoying about this forever
#richard iii#unreality#sorry everyone!#shakespeare#long post#like. so long that i sent this to my friend who didn't have a tumblr and halfway through tumblr was like “no you need an account”
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🍓 ⋮ 𓂋ㅤㅤ VAUNT FOR BEAUTY
꒰ ୨୧ ─ ・┈ ・ ─ ・┈ ─ ・┈ ─ ・┈ ꒱꒱
I am beyond gorgeous. I am too beautiful to simply be an ordinary person. I am always on the receiving end of compliments, admiration, and confessions. I am so beautiful that it’s hard to believe I am real. I mean, how is it possible for someone to look this pretty naturally?! I am truly one of a kind, my beauty is rare. I possess so much beauty so effortlessly. I am literally so happy that i get to look like me, I mean, I must be incredibly lucky to be born with this face! I have a face so beautiful that people do a double take when they see me. I am always being looked at in awe because of how much beauty I possess. I am a true muse, an inspiration. I am a work of art in human form. I am always being told that im the prettiest person anyone’s ever seen. “You’re so pretty” “you’re literally gorgeous” “you’re really really beautiful” are things I hear on a daily basis. I have beauty that seems to get better with time, my beauty is always increasing. I always notice people staring at me in admiration and in disbelief when I go out in public. I am treated like a celebrity simply because of how beautiful I am. I am absolutely mesmerizing. I feel secure and confident in myself. I am incredibly confident that I am beautiful. I am absolutely sure that I am gorgeous. I fully believe that I am stunning. I am very confident in my appearance. I have modeling agencies tripping over themselves for a chance to hire me. I could become the beauty standard in every country, it’s globally accepted that I am extraordinarily beautiful. My face is all I need to go viral all over the world, I have an incredible amount of beauty that would make anyone and everyone dying to know who I am. I am perfectly satisfied with my beauty. I am so happy to be me. I cherish myself and my beautiful features.
#vaunt#vaunting#vaunts & affirmations#positive affirmations#affirmations#affirmyourreality#law of assumption#manifest#manifesting#neville goddard#loa#loassblog#loassumption#loa tumblr#wish fulfilled#dream girl#dream body#desired appearance#desired face#desired body#pure consciousness#self concept#conciousness#void state#void#manifesation#scripting#manifesting appearance#manifesting beauty#it girl
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This is my first ever ask, so I apologize if I got something wrong. 🫣
Ruby with Wrecker in the summer, please! Maybe something sweet🍓, but steamy🔥. He deserves everything!
Thank you, thank you!
Just Like This
Summary: Wrecker is a man in love. And he’ll do everything in his power to make sure his stunning little firefly knows it.
Pairing: TBB Wrecker x F!Reader
Word Count: 655
Prompt: Ruby - Passionate Love
Warnings: Wrecker gets handsy, but there's no detail
Tagging: @trixie2023 @n0vqni @imabeautifulbutterfly
A/N: Hi there! This ask was just fine, it gave all of the information that I needed! Thank you for the request! I hope this is close to what you wanted.
“Ya know,” Wrecker says lazily as he stretches out next to her on the blanket she spread out on the beach hours earlier, “I don’t think I’ve ever been so relaxed in my life.”
She laughs, a warm sound that never fails to bring a smile to his lips, “Well, I freely admit that I’ve been rather spoiled in my life.” She sits up so she’s able to look him in the face, “I’m more than happy to share with you.”
Wrecker chuckles and takes a moment to drag his gaze down her bikini clad body, “Well then, I’m a lucky man.” He should feel bad that he’s relaxing here in the lap of luxury while his brothers are on Pabu being responsible…right?
His gaze drags down his firefly’s body one more time, lingering on the way her hips look while being hugged by the tight spandex of her swimsuit.
He’ll feel guilty later.
“See something you like?” Her voice is warm and teasing.
“You look amazing dressed like that. You should wear it more often.”
She laughs again, “I think you might be biased.”
“Hm…maybe.” Wrecker reaches out and lightly hooks his arm around her waist, “Come here, Firefly.”
She squeaks and then laughs as he tugs her so she’s sprawled across his chest, his hands settling low on her hips. She folds her arms on his chest and beams down at him, “You know, you’re not going to get any sun like this. I’m afraid I make a better door than a window.”
“Prettiest door I’ve ever seen.” Wrecker replies with a wide grin as he lazily caresses her hips, “Have I ever told you how much I love your hips.”
“You have mentioned it a time or two,” She replies with a laugh, “And even if you haven’t, I think I’d be able to tell anyway.”
He squeezes her hips just enough to pull a squeak from her lips, before he loosens his grip, “Can’t help it. I love them.”
“Aww, just my hips?”
Wrecker chuckles, “Fishing for compliments, pretty girl?”
She juts her lower lip out in a dramatic pout.
Slowly Wrecker drags a single hand up her body to cup her face, his thumb dragging across her lips, “Your hips are pretty,” He says quietly, “But I love every inch of you. From your hair,” He lightly brushes a strand of her heavily dyed hair out of her face, “all the way down to your toes.” His arms aren’t quite long enough to reach her feet, so he nudges the bottom of her foot with one of his own.
Her fake pout fades into a small smile, and she unfolds her arms to lightly press a hand against his cheek, her impossibly soft fingers lingering against the scar on the side of his face.
“Would you like me to compliment your personality too?” Wrecker teases, “Cause there aren’t many women who would take one look at someone like me and decide ‘that’s the one I want’.”
She pauses and presses a light kiss to his fingers, “Would you be insulted if I said good?”
“Aww, is my pretty firefly jealous?”
“No!” Her face heats, “I just don’t like to share. It’s a personal failing of mine.”
“Mm, there’s that spoiled thing coming out to play again,” Wrecker teases, before he tugs her down into a heated kiss, “I don’t mind. I think it’s hot as hell that you’re so possessive of me.”
“I am not possessive!” She sputters, and then she yelps as he flips the pair of them so she’s sprawled on the blanket under him.
“It’s alright that you are.” Wrecker leans in and kisses her three times in quick succession, “I am too.” He adds as he allows his hands to wander.
And, well, it’s a very good thing that his firefly is rich enough to have her own private beach, because Wrecker has no shame whatsoever.
#star wars#tbb#vodika vibes 500 followers celebration#tbb wrecker x reader#wrecker x reader#star wars fanfiction#x reader fanfiction#f!reader fic#answered asks
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circling on the fact rafe and john b are a foot taller than me jfhfjf like just come pick me up and fuck me then - 🍓
same it’s hilarious i am dying to climb them like trees
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okay last thing i’ll send i swear!!
the song ‘dying is a beautiful thing to do’ by easha is so reader and jason coded to me. thoughts?
- 🍓
I am staring at my ceiling. unwell. you owe me tissues.
if nothing else, can I be your regret?
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
#gonna have to listen to my Jason playlist in the shower now#screaming wailing incoherent#saph’s love letters#jason todd#jason todd x reader#🍓 anon
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🍓 Intro post!
My name is Rose, i use they/them + any terms, and i am a minor and i live in France.
I am an early diagnosed autistic (diagnosed as a preteen), i am probably between level 1 and 2, i am MSN and on the semi verbal spectrum. I live with my mother who is my caregiver and help me with all iADLs and a some bADLs.
I don't use high tech AAC to communicate a lot, because i can still use simple phrases, scripts and i have a caregiver who can communicate for me. My favourite form of communication is typing.
I am also diagnosed with dys disorders and a few mental illness.
I am physically disabled, i have hypermobility, chronic pain and a few other things, so i have to use a mobility aid every day, at this day i use a cane but this might change in the future.
I want to use this account to talk about my disabilities, especially my autism.
As a minor i ask non sfw accounts to dni with me, and also radqueer dni, you make me very uncomfortable.
Don't want any discourse on my blog.
Please note that what i write isn't always what i think, i struggle to put my toughts in words ! If i said something that looks not right, please ask me before being mean.
tags :
#🍓 rose talks = regular text post tag
#🍓 rose art = art posts
#🍓 angry rose = i am angry about something and wants to talk about it (usually disability/ableism related)
#🍓 important = anything important, like boundaries and such
#autism#disabled#disability#semi verbal#autistic#actually autistic#msn autism#msn autistic#🍓 rose talks
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MINORS DNI
𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺: blooming panic 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀: xyx x reader (gender neutral) 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀: 669 (hehe) 🐭: i am behind on kinktober, as usual. how my brain went to blooming panic i will never know. 𝘁𝘄: body piercings, talk of xyx's genitalia 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗱𝗻𝗶 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗺𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶 𝗱𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗲-𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁/𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗳𝗳 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗱 ʚ🍓ɞ 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲
phone sex | lingerie / sexy costume | masturbation
“Good evening, Dar-,” Xyx came to a stop, noticing that the screen finally focused on you and what looked like to be the most delectable costume. If you didn’t know any better, you would have sworn that Xyx’s screen froze over.
“Xyx?” You asked, chuckling a bit, when you saw his eyes roaming over the way your outfit accentuated your curves. Xyx enjoyed the way your costume exposed your body. All he could think about was how he wanted to bite your shoulder and hear you whimper. He hardly noticed you calling out his name.
"Sorry," Xyx said, clearing his throat and quickly readjusting his member. “Your costume caught me off guard,” he confessed. If there wasn’t a screen between the two of you, you could swear he was looking at you like prey. “Are you planning on going somewhere?”
“No,” you said, shaking your head. “I was trying on my costume, but I think I ordered the wrong one.”
“Did you?” He smirked. “Stand and let me take a look.” You rolled your eyes, moving to get out of your desk chair so you could step back and give your long-distance boyfriend a peek. “Do a spin for me?” You don’t even need to look at him to know he had a smug smile as you turned around. You wanted to dress up in a normal costume, however, you learned not to trust all products online. Instead of receiving a full costume, they gave you something that could pass off as underwear. It seemed Xyx was into it, at least.
“I wasn’t looking for one that showed off my bits,” you chuckled.
“I like your bits,” he commented, looking over your body. He played close mind to the thin strip of cloth that hid just your nipples. The rest of your areola was on full display. He could even see your nipple piercings sticking out. You watched his eyes drift down to where another thin strip hid your lower half, but not enough that would make him guess about what you have. You watched him palm himself. Xyx’s body was always really responsive to you.
You loved it.
“I miss you,” you let out innocently, pulling the desk chair back up. You sat down and rolled back enough so he could see your body. “I can’t wait for you to visit again.” You lifted a leg to rest it over your chair’s armrest. Xyx could see everything, and for a moment, you believed you heard him moan. “What are you doing?”
“Dying,” he said honestly, sitting back so you could see how restricted his pants had gotten.
“Need me to revive you?” You chuckled, running your fingers over your exposed skin. You watched him knead his bulge again. “Xyx, just ask.” Usually, it was him who did the teasing and told you what to do. Xyx glanced at the clock. He figured he had the time. It wasn’t like anything he had planned later couldn’t get pushed off a bit.
“I miss you too,” he said, leaning back to undo his pants. That wasn’t asking. However, he wasn’t going to hear you complain. You watched as he pulled out his member, his big tan hand wrapping around it. “Stay like that for a bit, Darling.” You watched through the screen as he slowly started pleasing himself. “Fuck, you look amazing in that.” You let out a smirk, taking the strap from one of your nipples and puling it to the side so he could have a full view of your nipple piercings. Xyx let out a strangled noise, his mind running wild with what he planned to do his next visit.
“I can’t wait to see you,” you said, running your finger along the exposed nipple. “I was thinking about your mouth all day.” You could see on his face that he wasn’t thinking about anything but using his mouth on you. His eyes were fixated on your hand, while his hand was fixated on something else entirely.
#🐭 mine~#kinktober#bloom panic#bloom panic imagines#minors dni#xyx#xyx imagines#xyx x reader#gender neutral y/n#nonbinary reader#x reader#reader imagine#fanfic#🐭 reupload~
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Random Update~
TW for some suggestivness??
🍹: Loving the outfit~ *giggles* Heading off to work a shift at the club so enjoy it while it’s still on *winks*
✨: Fancy party in a couple hours that I wish I didn’t have to go to or wished that the kids could actually come to *groans*
☔️: Night walks are the best walks, especially after a nice rain~
🎐: Caught golden hour just in time 🥰
♥️: Might take a nap in my car, I’m too lazy to get out just yet-
💀: I dyed my hair! Hehe 🥰
🍷: I feel like I’m forgetting something-
[rare picture of Anubis without his mask]
⚰️: *shy*
🎧: The sun feels so nice~ *happy baby*
🏹: I don’t work today~ Might go to the archery range just for some fun
🌪️: Went out to get a gift for Jay and just cause some unnecessary chaos 🥰
🗡️: The shoot went good today 🥰 sexy as always~
🫐: I just watched two demons fight over smallest thing…why am I even surprised…
Holding back on Hel and Hecate cause no one knows how they look like and I wanna keep I that way till their profiles come out 🥰 I’ll give them a solo post once they do 🤧 they’re my babies~ I also thought it would be nice to do a faceclaim refresh in case people forgot how they look~
possible new residents: @monsterhigh-cb [🐟💙 && ⚡💖] @faywithlove @theinvitation-bot @badbf-cb @welcome-to-maniac [🐇🖤] @darkmoonsiblings @nana-n-nono @clubwnderland @supernaturalcb @domxbot @ocmyths @fantasyaespa [💚🐈 && 💎☀️] @thepatchedpaw @fantasycafexbot @redlight-cb @theocsnextdoor @dawnswonderland-entertainment @k-pop-shelter @fantasy-teez @bluerosemafiacb [🔪❣️] @sirenaquariumcb @beastfights-starting @divineblood-cb @cave-of-celestials @littleprincejae @urtwice @welcometosector1 @onlyomega-cb @9ateez-multiau-bot @wolfpackcb @mxthxidols [👑💗] @lunaaofthemoon @yourocboys @littleboywooyoungie @musiclovermino [🎶💛] @k-venturetime [🍓❣️] @multi-joong [🌧️🧡] @reve-rv @aespabending @pick-a-hwa @k-half-blood @multi-esme @the-hellhounds @kquestrian @mechat-kpopcb @minsena-oc @kingtaythecute @olympuscb @choijaesung-oc [DM + / -]
#🍹emilia.txt#✨jooheon.txt#☔️diego.txt#🎐leo.txt#♥️ace.txt#💀jay.txt#🍷dionysus.txt#⚰️anubis.txt#🎧apollo.txt#🏹artemis.txt#🌪️set.txt#🗡️ares.txt#🫐hades.txt
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ANN'S 1K CELEBRATION <3
i'd like to preface this by saying thank you so much for 1k followers, what started as just a blog for me to read ended up with me writing for all of you. to think of 1,000 people in one room is insane i'm sat here at my laptop in shock. thank all of you for your support, special shoutout to @iimplicitt @driverlando @isaadore @iamred-iamyellow and to 🐴 anon <3
for this celeb, i'm going to go for a fruit shop concept, each fruit corelates to something:
CLOSES ON THE 30TH NOVEMEBER
🍎 - get to know me, ask me a question and i'll reply :)
🍐 - let's talk! whether it be about a specific character i've written or anything else, shoot me something in my inbox and i'll reply!
🍋 - fmk, top 3, would you rather, give me a driver/player and let's play a game!
🍇 - blurb/one shot/drabble/headcannon/smau - give me a driver/player with a situation/prompt and i'll write a short something for you
🍓 - choose one of these playlists and i'll give you three random songs off of it (be warned my music taste is insane)
snow lands on top | harry greene's music taste | you're a girl studying at voltaire high | late night cleaning the appartement | speaker on. kaftan on. | jigsaw | dying breath | working in a coffee shop with peter pevensie | devil's advocate | misogyny at its finest | start playing in autmn | liked songs | if stags had a soundtrack | pretending to be an interesting character in la haine |
🫐 - give me a driver/player + aesthetic and i'll make a moodboard based off of said aesthetic
RULES:
everyone can participate!
i don't write smut but i will write steam <3
send as many requests as you like but please send them separately!
i am allowed to say no to certain things so please respect that
the tag for this celeb will be #ann's 1k and i will create a masterlist for this
i hope you guys enjoy this and thank you for getting me to a point where i can celebrate 1k!
- ann x
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🍓 and 🥀 for the oc ask game ☺️💕
HI ANA THANK U!!!! i almost fell into the trap of doing work at my job that i am paid to do, boy am i glad to be thinking about my darling angel instead!! ❤️
🍓 does ur oc believe in anything? are they superstitious? religious? atheistic? has anything in their past made them this way? | HOOOOO BOY!! i was just starting to sketch this out in my mind yesterday with kim. so Currently feiga is something of an agnostic/athiest, she doesnt have Time to think about higher powers in a tangible "is there or isnt there" sense, but she grew up in an ultra-religious family, the kind that moved into the deepest part of the drachman tundra to escape modern society. the kind that, when a child falls ill or injured, they are praying for a cure instead of tending to the illness/injury, and if the child dies it was their gods will. this ended up leaving her the last surviving child in her family, she had a lot of siblings that ended up dying of illness or injury and neglect at their parents hands, so shes definitely Resentful of the idea of religion based on that. but ultimately, she herself in her adult life is not religious at all and actively forced herself to block out a lot of her upbringing
arguably though, she could probably be considered superstitious. she believes in luck as a concept, and that she has None and every good thing in her life had to be fought viciously for and earned, whereas other people, especially people shes decided have Not earned their right to live, survive due to being favored by luck, possibly in a bid to spite her specifically (in a way, that is the higher power she believes in and resents, rather than whatever literal interpretation of a higher power her parents believed in)
🥀 how does ur character deal with stressful situations? is their fear response fight, flight, freeze, or fawn? | FIGHT OMG shes going to thrash and kick and scream and spit and bite and claw her way through any and all hardship in her life, and if shes going to go down, its going to be swinging and drawing as much blood as she can. shes vindictive, shes vengeful, shes cruel, but most of all shes Hurt by her life circumstances and will lash out at any sign of difficulty or stress. she is a kicked dog, my poor puppy. the only exception would be while she is working as a political assassin, in which case if her contractors are angry with her, her training takes over and she will fawn to placate them. u dont argue with or fight cruel military generals, politicians, and warlords who Want an excuse to beat and degrade u! so while shes still Doing All Dat she will degrade herself in front of them, but them alone. she is a kicked dog, and theyre the ones doing the kicking, so she doesnt feel she has any power to fight them. any other situation shes going to fight fight fight biting barking ripping tearing bark bark bark bark bark
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God, tho. Sanji as the adored pet of everyone on that island for two years 😍 You know he'd love it. And he'd look so cute, covered in cum and stuffed full, blushing and sweating and crying from the overstimulation. Imagine him being able to get fucked like that every day- he'd be in heaven. And of course you KNOW they take such good care of him during the aftercare, and he takes care of them, too.
I feel like Iva might have to help keep everyone on track for the whole training thing, sometimes- if its for his captain, I think Sanji would be pretty dedicated to his training... but there are still days where he's too horny to focus properly. And same for everyone else, too. They want to help Sanji train, because they know this is important to him... but also he's just so CUTE~ 💖 and they can't help but want to spoil him~ 💖
Also: Sanji getting to know every person on the island through this, learning about them through what they need or are in the mood for that day, and long term. Not just sexually, but emotionally, and with food, too. Maybe he'll only be here for two years, but he still wants to help. And they all love him for it, too, and try to help him in turn.
Basically, just. Sanji getting railed and loved for two years, and also getting stronger. But also /character development/, because PLEASE.
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I am dying at the thought of Iva having to be like look, I know we all love this little cutie but I’m making a schedule and we’re sticking to it, you cannot just play with your new toy all day 😭
For real though, what an incredible opportunity for Sanji to see women as more than just either objects of lust or weaker creatures that need his protection. Like, he clearly has some respect for Nami and Robin, but can he learn to separate lust and platonic love and respect and care, etc? He could here! He could fulfill his need to give and to provide care, while also understanding that this means he can receive care in return—and learn that receiving care (whether sexual, emotional, etc) doesn’t have strings attached and doesn’t have to be earned.
Anyway that turned into a bit of a ramble, but I do wonder if a Sanji who spent two years having his mind expanded would have felt the same at WCI—would he have been as likely to throw down his life and surrender so easily for a family that doesn’t care about him? Idk but it’s food for thought.
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🍓: Dead character you want to bring back to life
☀️: Kiss/Marry/Kill the last character you wrote, the last character you saw on a post and the last character in your camera roll
😫 These were sooooooo difficult, Elle. WHY!!!! From this ask game.
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Natasha Romanoff, which I did not come to lightly. Knee-jerk reaction was Steve Rogers, but if we're saying bringing them back from their canon death? A) Steve would be super-duper old, just saying, and B) then all I'd be doing is bitch slapping him until he died again.
Then I thought Tony Stark because I know the reasons he's dead are good and noble and whatnot, but I miss him and want Morgan to have her dad back.
However, they did my girl Nat dirty, and if the plot gods were ever gonna pull some fantasy magic bullshit to get someone back, it better be her. She stuck to her morals before she died. She made good choices even though they suuuuuucked. She deserves to come back.
☀️
Uh oh. I am in trouble with this one.
Nomad (but specifically Hideout!Steve), Chris Beck (The Martian), and pre-serum!Steve.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this??? CHOOSE???
I'd rather eat glass, but fine, fine, it's a game. I'll play.
Kiss, Marry, Kill: There's a couple of roundabout arguments to be made here about how Nomad wouldn't exist without skinny!Steve and therefore if--and I'm not saying I would--I killed skinny!Steve it negates whatever I chose Nomad for. There's also the reality that whatever any of their situations are, all of them are in a good bit of danger and might freaking die anyway, but I digress...
I love me a good, practical man, so Chris Beck is way higher up on in this ranking than we might think. And for the record, I am absolutely thinking of this as face-value, the guy actually dies fr fr, no weird shit or cop outs.
Wait, and this is only a KISS? Like I don't even get to fuck another one???? Bullshit. I want a refund.
Damn, I already have one marriage I regret; I ain't gonna for 2-0.
...but it's HIDEOUT!STEVE...y'all don't even comprehend how difficult it is to know where that's going and make this decision. I am dying right now.
Alright, fuck it. Warning, you're not gonna like it, gang.
Here we go:
Kiss: Chris Beck Marry: pre-serum Steve Kill: Hideout!Steve
I am so, so sorry.
I can feel y'all's death glares from here, but my justification is this: Beck never did me wrong. He's just a scientist on his mission, working hard, and making the best with what he's got. Admirable, wonderful, and unavailable because he's in fucking space. Would I love to kiss him? Hell yeah. I'd fuck him too but no one asked. BUT, crucially, I would not be the highest (or even a top) priority in his life, so I can't marry him.
Nomad and/or Hideout!Steve--buddy, pal, would-totally-be-love-of-my-life--your shit is a mess.
You don't know if you even have a future. You're a goddamn fugitive. Even if you weren't a fugitive, you are about to have a whole thing about saving the UNIVERSE, and if that doesn't scream "it's complicated," I sure as shit do not know what does. Bless. You are in limbo, you are not a scientist, you will hardly be around, I love you, but die.
::dodges tomatoes and wrenches hurled at her head::
Skinny Stevie though, dearies, just think about it. This man would be so fucking devoted to you. He'd work so hard. He would take care of himself--at your encouragement, too--and live a long life, just quieter than the other two. That's what I want. After figuring out where my own priorities in love lie, that's what I need.
Thank you for asking!
#ro answers#why you hurt me?#ask game#fuck marry kill#sorta#a.k.a. how i become a pariah in my own fandom whoops
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