#🍄: coining

[doctorthing-x]

ROBOTLOVELANG

a xenolovelang where one feels their love language, or how they show affection, is more adequately described by and/or is related to robots/androids/robotic qualities or being a robot/being an android/ones own robotic qualities. Whether this is metaphorical or literal is up to the user.

@rwuffles (my bad og)

[transheterochromia]

Coinvember [link] coin!

Day 7) Blood

Trans-aphrodisiac-blood ; identifying as / wishing you were / believing you are, etc, a being with aphrodisiac blood!

With and without hearts in the blood! Another one brainstormed by @cozygremlinboi , so it'll have his tag too!

[hermitblr-rpblog-incorrectquotes]

Imagine If Myca Had To Babysit For Mother Spore

Gairy: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Poppy: Y- You’re putting it in cold water?????

Aurum: Gairy. Answer the question Gairy.

Gairy: Yeah??? I thought for like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn't realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water?

Aurum: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

Coin Eater/Rust: Why are you, putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Aurum: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Coin Eater/Rust: Its takes less than a minute!

Aurum: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?!?

Coin Eater/Rust: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Aurum: Like seven minutes.

Coin Eater/Rust: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes, less than that and you use a saucepan.

❤️💙: *Crying* you're putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Your stove is enchanted.

Stitch: Every single person in this household is a fucking lunatic.

Myca: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!?

@ask-mother-spore @aurum-the-yapper @gairy-offical1account @feathers-ocs-a-world-of-chaos

[misc-coins]

Mycorigen

A flag for when your identity in some way originates from/shares an origin with mushrooms 🍄

(mycology + origin = mycorigen)

[ask-hotguy]

Ariana Griande: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? 

Coin Eater: Literally or figuratively? 

Ariana Griande: I have to specify?

Cuteguy: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!

Cuteguy: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!

Eyes, to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go. 

Coin Eater: But how- 

Eyes, ignoring them: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

Defo Not Suspicious Reporter:Cuteguy, what do you value about Ariana Griande? 

Cuteguy: They’re thoughtful. They pick flowers and bring them to me. Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but... 

Ariana Griande: That’s how I know they’re fresh!

*The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.* 

💋🐞: Get two more chairs! 

Ariana Griande: They can get their own chairs. 

Coin Eater: Make them fight for it. 

Spotted Anon: You only need one chair to beat them all with. 

Suspicious Dirt Person: I would never be near children. 

Motherspore: Kill two.

*Bullying Prevention Day at school* 

Teacher: Coin Eater, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again? 

Coin Eater: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case— 

Teacher: To write something to your teacher? 

Coin Eater: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school! 

Teacher: *internal screaming*

Defo Not Suspicious Reporter: What’s your favorite color? 

Coin Eater: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. 

Defo Not Suspicious Reporter: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP? 

Coin Eater: My favorite color is pink.

Eyes: *writing a letter*  Eyes: Dear Santa,  I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...  And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

-Yours Truly, Incorrect Quotes Anon

Thank you incorrect quotes person! You're on my doodle list next!

[sidswritingblog]

twst (undisclosed) au

jade leech x gn!reader

a/n: i have specific inspo for this au but i don't wanna give away the plot if i continue with it. i literally haven't even scratched the surface of my idea and i lowkey hate this but i'm tired and had to put something out there 🫠 there's barely any jade in this beginning part so i'm sorry in advance

tags: gn!reader (pronouns unspecified), sfw, little bit of pining, mushrooms written by someone who doesn't know mushrooms, kinda boring, sorry

regardless of shitty quality, DO NOT FEED THIS TO AI or i will hunt you down and be very angry at you

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Climbing a mountain is not one of your regular chores as a farmer.

Life’s just been so boring lately—not that you’re complaining; “bored” is leagues better than famished and starving—but you’ve been thirsting for a little more enrichment than feeding livestock and mucking stables can offer. So naturally, when you went into town a few days ago to sell some of your produce, you scanned Sam’s shop for anything that could spice up your life.

Funny-looking dolls, uniquely flavoured snacks, eye-catching accessories… Sam always had such interesting items in stock, but you couldn’t imagine being amused with any of them for more than a couple days, a week at most. You hummed to yourself before clearing your throat.

“Hey, Sam?” you peeked around the stacked shelves and racks to look for him at the front of the shop. He popped out from beneath the front counter like some sort of life-sized jack-in-the-box.

“Find anything that piques your interest, Imp?” he asked back while glancing at you, simultaneously working on pricing some new trinkets that came in. (The grind never stops, even when he’s serving a customer.)

“Well…” You hated to admit your dissatisfaction so bluntly, but Sam’s a thick-skinned friend of yours; he can take it. “No, actually. Do you have anything new?”

And of course Sam had something new in stock—something perfect. You should’ve never doubted his service. So that day, you left town having sold all your produce, with a pocketful of bronze coins, a skip in your step, and a small pocketbook in hand that you traded for two dozen eggs.

A Guide to Identifying and Foraging Wild Edible Mushrooms: Pocket Edition.

So here you are, hiking up the mountain by your farm that you never once explored in all your years living here. To be fair, you never really had much of a reason to, until now. Now, you have a wealth of information on edible and medicinal wonders of nature in the palm of your hand. Now, you’re aware of the wondrous, not-meat-yet-meaty chunks of yumminess within your reach.

You gasp. Literally. Within. Your. Reach. After verifying with your prized pocketguide, you pluck the stubby white growth from the side of a fallen log. Pleurotus ostreatus. An oyster mushroom. You have yourself an oyster mushroom, and now the world is your oyster.

In your mushroom-finding excitement, you fail to notice the heterochromatic eyes witnessing your discovery from behind a tree.

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Over the next week, you balance out the mundaneness of farm life with the joy of mushroom foraging. So far, you’ve harvested resinous polypore—Ischnoderma resinosum—and lion’s mane—Hericium erinaceus—on top of the oyster mushrooms you initially found. You’re thrilled!

But still, despite your newfound source of joy, you can’t help but wish you didn’t have to work so much on the farm. As you savour a bite of your breakfast omelette made with leftover lion’s mane mushrooms, you dare think to yourself: Sevens, you wished you could have a helping hand. Then you would only have to work half as much, and you’d have twice as much time to go look for mushrooms.

You turn your gaze beyond your open dutch door to the rich mountain nearby.

And then a demon pops out of fucking nowhere to block the view.

“AHHHH!!!” you shriek, before clapping a hand over your mouth. Oh, you realise. It’s not a demon. Just some freakishly tall guy trespassing on your farm. Dressed in a tattered linen tunic and breeches, his ratty clothing doesn’t seem to suit him. With hair the vivid colour of the clear sea, striking heterochromatic eyes, and a razor-sharp jawline, you can’t fathom what he’s doing here. Nor can you imagine why he’s dressed like he’d been washed up ashore. The only accessory that does suit his beauty is the teal earring dangling from his left ear.

“Hello,” the beautiful demon/trespasser man greets politely.

“Hi,” you reply awkwardly. “Can I help you?”

“Well, yes,” he replies, smiling without teeth as he brings his hand to his chest. “I would like to help you on your farm.”

You hum to hide your surprise. Not because his request is startling, though it is very bold, especially for only just having met each other. You’re instead shocked by how quickly your wish seemed to be granted. Maybe he is a demon. But you’ll nevertheless entertain his haphazard job application.

“Hmm. What’s your name?” you ask.

“Ah, right. My name is Jade,” the demon answers with his smooth-ass voice. “My apologies for neglecting to introduce myself sooner.”

You give him your name in return. Jade smiles again. It’s almost unsettling.

“I’ll warn you that it’s a lot of work, Jade. And I can’t give you much more than food and lodging in return. You still interested?”

“Yes.”

You rack your brain for any more upfront reasons that would dissuade Jade from working for you.

“And in terms of food…” you start, “You’re alright eating mushrooms?”

Jade stares at you, eyes wide. Is he blushing?

“You’d feed me your mushrooms?” he whispers.

Ah, so he’s not a fan. Disappointing. Still, you answer.

“Breakfast, lunch, and dinner,” you reply. “Not by themselves, of cour—“

“When may I start?” Jade cuts you off.

“Wha?”

“Working here, for you. When may I start?”

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Succinctly put, Jade isn’t a demon. In fact, you’d go as far to say that Jade is an angel. A gentlemanly, mushroom-loving angel. Two months in, he does more than his fair share of work on the farm and eats whatever you cook. Often, despite already having laboured in the burning hot sun, doing the heavy lifting that he insisted you shouldn’t do, Jade helps you in the kitchen.

Like he is now. Actually, this time, he’s doing most of the cooking as you wash the dishes and cooking utensils.

A few weeks ago, Jade practically begged you to bring him on one of your hikes. If it was anybody else who asked, you wouldn’t have agreed. But you had to admit: you’re fond of Jade.

From your countless conversations, you learned that Jade lost both his parents to vicious pirates when they were at sea, leaving behind Jade and his brother, Floyd. Jade also told you that he has a funny friend named Azul. The way Jade reminisces about Floyd and Azul is endearing (and also makes the latter seem really pathetic, to be honest), and you can tell he really loves them since he’d left his home to make a better life for the three.

Despite his rough past, he’s perfect. Hardworking, strong, smart, observant, dependable, beautiful, sweet… You could list hundreds if not thousands of things you love about him. The hard part is keeping your praises to yourself, keeping them from spewing out your mouth every time you’re in his presence.

Jade always does as you wish when you ask. But your one deepest wish is selfish, something you can’t ask of him.

You wish he’d never leave your side.

“Dinner’s ready,” Jade gently announces to you, disrupting your internal pining monologue. You can see his closed-eye smile directed at you from the corner of your eye, and you feel your heartbeat quicken.

You grab two bowls from the cupboard and pass them to Jade’s waiting hand. His fingers brush yours in the process, and you have to stop yourself from flinching away. Don’t be suspicious! Act normal! Stop being a pathetic sap!

“Oya, you’re quite red.” Ugh, dammit, blush! “Are you feeling unwell?”

Jade reaches his right hand toward your forehead, which you quickly bat away.

“Am I? I feel fine,” you assure, hoping you sound natural enough. You feel your face warm even more.

“Are you sure?” Jade scrutinizes your flushed face, mere inches between you. “You really are quite red.”

Now, as sweet as he is, Jade loves teasing. Even though he doesn’t like you back—not that he knows of your crush on him—he still plays with you. And your poor heart by association.

You turn away from Jade like a petty child refusing to eat their vegetables. The bastard follows your face with his own as you turn.

“Fufufu,” he chuckles, “you really are quite adorable, aren’t you?”

Your eyes bulge in surprise before you instinctively shield your probably-tomato-red face with your hand.

“Oh,” Jade sighs with a smile, retreating to his personal bubble of space. “How I wish to never leave your side.”

Those words promptly open the floodgates to your endless praises for Jade. Ultimately, in tears, you end up confessing your undying love. In response, Jade smiles at you, wider than you’ve ever seen, eyes half-lidded. He’s so beautiful.

So much for keeping your feelings under wraps.

[systemtermz]

Hi. My name is B0ffy.

And my names is Beans :D

This blog was made for two reasons:

To repost system terms so ya’ll don’t have to go on the Pro-End0 site

To steal End0 terms to repurpose them.

I do not care about end0’s or their supporters opinions. I am physically incapable of feeling emotion or empathy. We’ll just add you to the collective block list.

I know we joke about stealing stuff but if you do want to be credited just shoot use an ask with the original coining post and a request to be credited/reblog that post instead (we will not reblog posts that say they are pro end0, sorry) or to remake the flag as well instead of reposting one.

GO HERE FOR WIKI

Anon asks are on, be nice.

Anons: 🎷🐛, 💻💾, 🌸🌌, 💤☁️, 🕸️🪶, ⚓🐇, 🍄, 👁️‍🗨️system, ⭐️🌙💤, 🟢💎, ☘️🎀, 💐💮, ☀️⚔️☀️, 🎉👀, 🌸🌙 (<-not pr0ship >:( don’t be weird)

[justaforestfaerie]

᛫᛬ 🍂🍄🌛᛬᛫

Loot { Shinies } Coin

[doctorthing-x]

Xenintation labels

(left) Robot Xenintation: a queer presentation label based on the concept of robots, aesthetics of robots, or just robots, etc. A presentation outside the traditional/typical gender binaries.

(right) Scientist Xenintation: a queer presentation label based on the concept of scientists, aesthetics of scientists, or just scientists, etc. A presentation outside the traditional/typical gender binaries.

[transheterochromia]

Coin!

A fetish flag ; I requested this, but now the blog is on hiatus and I desperately wanted this flag, so this is my spin on their template

God-ner-fet / God partner fetish ; a fetish for when one sees their partner as a God in a fetishistic manner

[persmo]

⋆ System ask game: Polyfrag edition ⋆

Remember you don't have to answer all nor give extra information, simple yes or no is enough, this is just for fun and for anyone who wants to do it

Endos this isn't for you, exclusive with those who a CDD and are polyfragmented

🍄- Do you feel comfortable with the term polyfrag?

🌹- How long have you been knowing you're polyfrag?

🥀- Did you pass for the "I think I'm OSDD/P-DID" phase a lot of polyfrag systems seem to have?

🍁- Do you use other system terms besides polyfrag or just that? (Ex. C-DID, RAMCOA system, etc.)

🍂- Do you have really problematic alters that aren't allowed to front because of it?

🌰- Do you have multiple hosts, one host or none host?

🍠- Is the front always/a lot of the time crowded?

🥕- Have you ever coin terms just for your system? Or you just use community ones?

🥜- If you have one, do you have a complex inner world?

🧅- Do you have multiple layers?

🥔- Do you have in-sys relationships? Like family, partners, etc. If do, you want to talk about some of those relationships? (The last part is optional)

🌻- Do you have an internal life? In the sense of alters being able to simulate life within the inner world

🎑- Do you have multiple alters with the same name?

🌾- Are amnesiac barriers a big problem with you? For communication, healing, normal day, etc.

🌱- Are you something heavy? (Ex. introject, trauma holder, non-human, etc.)

🌵- Do you have low or high split tolerance? Do you split more than two at the same time?

🌴- Does being polyfrag have ever made you feel invalid?

🍃- You have subsystems and/or subsystems?

🌿- If you have subsystems, do you have container subsystems?

🎍- Do you have other names for formation/fragmentation besides alter and fragment? (Having more categories for that)

🌳- Do you have a hierarchy or government internally? You don't have to talk about it if you don't feel comfortable

🌲- Do you experience more blackout or grayout amnesia?

🎋- Free question! Tell us something about you, your system and/or your experience as a polyfrag system, there's no rule here, just keep safe important info, share what you like!

[ask-hotguy]

Hello there Hotguy! It’s me the incorrect quotes anon! Have some incorrect quotes!

Hotguy: You’re insane! 

Motherspore: Sure I am, what’s your point?

Gairy/Gun Fairy: Mr. Hotguy, I accidentally dropped my seed into my mouth and then I accidentally ate it. Am I going to have a lemon tree grow inside my belly? 

Hotguy: Well, let's think about it. Did you also swallow a wet paper towel? 

Gairy/Gun Fairy: Yes. 

Hotguy:

Hotguy: Alright, let's go to the nurse.

*Hotguy is speaking on the phone* 

Hotguy: Yeah, I'm with Coin Eater. 

Coin Eater: Im fucking dying- 

Hotguy: Yep, they're okay. 

Coin Eater: I have a knife in my chest! 

Hotguy: No, they can't talk right now. They're sleeping, sorry. 

Coin Eater: IM BLEEDING OUT-

Rust Reporter: That's a nice arguement, Hotguy Why don't you back it up with a source? 

Hotguy: My source is that the government said so.

Hotguy: Organ Stealer, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee! 

Organ Stealer: Rebuke? Is that a word? 

Hotguy: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions! 

Organ Stealer: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?

❤️💙: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?  ❤️💙: And atoms never touch each other.  ❤️💙: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.

-Yours Truly, Incorrect Quotes Anon

What do you mean "incorrect"? These all happened.

((Ooc - this is so funny oh my god. If you ever come up with more please send them these made my day.))

[studentbyday]

today is a work from bed and nap kind of day.

productivity:

finished reading biochem module 2/3 notes

started reading biochem module 3/3 notes

made study guide questions for the biochem notes i read

watched midterm q&a

self-care:

nap x2 bc i cannot get sick b4 midterms!!! 😣😣😣

5 min morning yoga bc i felt stiff

drank lots of water

also i am back to using the forest app bc i need to make studying more fun than stressful! 😃😅 i ended up using the stopwatch and then forgot to turn it off when i took a break so idk how accurate this is but...

can't wait to save enough coins to buy myself the mushroom! 🍄 (and yes i am still super salty about how all the super pretty trees are gatekept by the pro version which i REFUSE to get out of spite...and also i don't think it's worth it... i just try not to look at them 😅)

[scottpilgrim-kgl]

if you guys didn’t see, chapter 1 part 1 is out!!!! and it cut off with the beginning of our first free time event!!!

for free time events i’m posting polls to let you guys decide what scott should do with his free time! and if the hangout option wins the poll, i’ll be posting the next poll to determine who he should hangout with the day after :))

- 🍄

[muscacat]

Flag id: The Buredemojic flag. It is a rectangular flag with 9 even horizontal stripes, colored from top to bottom; grey, red, orange, yellow, warm off-white, yellow, orange, red, and grey.

Buredemojic

Pt: Buredemojic /end pt

Gender related to the following emojis: 🥩, 🫀, 🩸, 🍄, 🍁, 🔥, 🌋, 🌡️, 🐦‍🔥, 🌶️, 🧨, 🎯, ☎️, and 🪓

Coined on August 7th, 2024 — [bur]n + r[ed] + emojic

Tagging @radiomogai @obscurian and @emojic-archives

[justaforestfaerie]

🌛🍄🌿

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