#🌈 fozz's aus

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Another TF2 AU Idea:

Cow Fortress 2! An AU where all the Mercs are Cows!

Here's what Cows The Boys would be:

Offense Class

Scout = Jersey Cow (with a tiny bit of Charolais thanks to Spy)

Soldier = Red Angus

Pyro = ??? (Speculated to be either a Rarámuri Criollo or a Caracu)

Defense Class

Engineer: Texan Longhorn (obvs)

Heavy: Kalmyk Cattle

Demoman Black Scottish Highland (I mean, c'mon)

Support Class

Medic: Black and White Holstein-Friesian

Spy: Charolais

Sniper: Droughtmaster (that was adopted by a Murray Grey couple)

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Hey guys!!

You guys mind if you can go over to my inbox to talk about anything that comes to mind with me, esp if it's about TF2 (and specifically my NG for it) and Chucky!

Any ask games I've reblogged in the past suffices as well!

Thank you all!!

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TF2 Headcanon #1:

The TF2 Comics are a different timeline/continuity than the TF2 Meet the Team Short and Expiration Date!

Thus things like Solly x Zhanna, Medic having a wife, and Sniper's real parents being from Atlantis did not happen/are not a thing in my version of the TF2 canon

But other things like Sniper being adopted by his Aussie parents, Spy being Scout's Dad, and Heavy's family are canon in my version of the TF2 canon

So if anyone feels like my ideas and headcanons for TF2 are contradicted by the comics, this is why!

(This is because, in my humble opinion, I have always felt dissatisfaction with the TF2 comics despite the amazing art and many hilarious moments, but have always felt that having the team be separated for most of the comics' run defeated the point of creating a TF2 comic series or animated series: which are the Mercs and how they interact with each other and their dynamic as a team and found family)

(Plus I just have grown very tired of the storyline of having a team or group of friends be separated for a whole season/arc, especially by that stupid Breakup Arc Trope, it's been done WAY too much now)

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Need to get this Freaky Ass Idea outta my head, it's under the cut in case it's not something you wanna read about!

(This takes place after the events of the Chucky Vacation Slides Short)

To summarize: Chucky was screwing around with a Soulmancy Spell Book (Soulmancy is my retcon of Voodoo in the Child's Play Franchise) and attempting to learn the spells that it contained

One Spell in particular piqued his interest at first sight: a Fertility Spell! Since he and Tiffany were thinking about having another child after watching their Vacation Slides weeks prior, he flippantly recites the incantation and goes to "test the spell's effects"

What Chucky didn't know or pay attention to as only read half of the spell's page, whoever recited the spell by tongue (no matter the gender), they would be the one that would carry the child that's conceived with the spell's aide!

The next morning (thanks to doll pregnancy), he was vomiting up a storm, getting weird cravings like cheese covered pickles, and crying for literally no reason at all (like it's just dead quiet and he starts to tear up and shake)!

At first, Chucky thinks it's because he's hungover, but Tiffany knew that that's not what a normal hangover is like. So she made him read the spell's whole page, and long story, they had found out that Chucky was the pregnant one this time around!

As for Glen, he didn't really care about any how's or why's as to the situation at hand when told they were gonna have a new sibling and his Father was the one who had them in his belly, they were just happy to be having a new sibling!

If you've made it this far and think I'm a weirdo for even thinking of this, I did warn you!

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(I'm taking a big risk in letting this idea out of confinement since it's a pretty fuckin wacky one this time, brace yerselfs!)

TF2 AU Idea: You know how in the TF2 Comics how Medic was able to surgically insert baboon uteruses into people?

Well, since we all know that Medic is the pure epitome of a Mad Scientist and loves to experiment on bodies, most likely even his own

He would've come up with the seemingly asinine and morbid idea to give himself a baboon uterus (don't think he wouldn't do this to himself lol), create a way to combine all the Mercs' and his own "DNA" into one egg (excluding Scout since I see him being a eldest kid/older brother figure in this kinda AU) in order to have a child thats biologically related to all 8 Mercs (a daughter in this case)

All this in order to Medic to have a way to keep himself and all the Mercs together as one big found family if and when there comes the end of the war between the Mann Brothers, so even the Administrator would have a hard time separating the group!

Yeah, they're all too attached to each other to not pull off a fucking cuckoo bananas idea just to stick together as the Unit they are (and Scout gets a new little sister out of it too)!

(this is also slightly based on a dream I had at around 15/16 years old that was basically just me being Sniper's daughter, so it was fun to remember for this)!

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Another PolyMercs RP Log w Lulu, Leon, & Medic

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TF2 Pontifications

(writing this down so I can actually remember to draw these out)

Offense Class

Scout = Earth Pony/Changeling Hybrid (Changeling Parts for RED resembles a Common Ladybug and for BLU resembles a Steelblue Ladybug)

Soldier = Earth Pony

Pyro = Reindeer (specializes in Pyromancy/Fire Magic which is very foreign and odd to Reindeer Culture) (Though Others Speculate that They Possibly Either Have Draconequus Ancestry or Are a Draconequus)

Defense Class

Engineer: Earth Pony (with Paint Horse/Pinto Pattern Similar to Sunburst or Troubleshoes)

Heavy: Earth Pony/Draft Horse (Appearance Wise is Like A Combo of Big Mac and Troubleshoes)

Demoman: Pegasus/Zebra Hybrid (Zegasus)

Support Class

Medic: Unicorn

Sniper: Earth Pony/Merpony (Raised by and Grew Up Around Griffins, Doesn't Learn About Being a Merpony Until He's Much Older)

Spy: Metamorphosed/Redeemed Changeling (RED Resembles a Red Jewel Bug while BLU Resembles a Blue Milkweed Beetle)

Administration/Secondary Characters

Ms. Pauling: Unicorn

The Administrator: Alicorn (via Austrailium; Formerly a Unicorn)

Saxton Hale: Griffin

Marasmus: Alicorn (Naturally Born)

The Mann Brothers: Earth Pony (Redford), Unicorn (Blutarch), Pegasus (Gray)

Olivia Mann: Unicorn

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PolyMercs Headcanon 2/???

LuluBelle's and Leon's Last Name That was Chosen for Them is Beaufort (Yes, they're kinda named after Teufort since Lulu and Leon were born there duh)

The Mercs Have Now Also Adopted the Last Name for Themselves as Their Own Alternative "Government Surname" to Make it Harder for Their Real Names and Identities to be Tracked (Esp for Spy's and Medic's cases)!

So for Example, Soldier Now Either Goes by Jane Doe-Beufort or Simply Jane Beaufort!

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Aria Beaufort Moodboard

Themes: Orange/Green + Kidcore (w Fairycore Elements)

Finally got to the youngest of the Beauforts hehe! Hope you guys enjoy!!

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LuluBelle Beaufort Moodboard

Themes: Yellow + Kidcore

Stay tuned for moodboards of the other Beaufort Children and their adult selves! Enjoy!!

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PolyMercs AU Headcanon 1/???

All 8 of the Mercs are pretty much just Hollyhock's parents from Bojack Horseman if you ever needed someone to compare them all to!

(How they all made their "union" official was basically they were all just dating each other by accident after a while but only a few of them (like Medic, Heavy, Solly, and Engie) were able to actually admit it themselves until Medic executed the experiment that got Medic to have LuluBelle, which made them all so close to the point they all just stopped giving a shit and just outright said they were official)

(All Scout said in reaction to the news was how it was so obvious he wasn't surprised at all, plus he already knew Medic is a nutter so yeah)

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NEW PAGE OF POLYMERCS RP LOGS W LULU + PAPA SPY

Honestly, my fav RP involving this AU, it was so much fun and so wholesome!

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PolyMercs RP Logs #6 (Lulu Meet Baby Leon)

Go Read It Here!

Please enjoy!!

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Leon Beaufort Moodboard

Themes: Red/Blue + Kidcore (w hints of Y2K Xtreme Aesthetics)

Two outta three of the kiddos now have moodboards, one more to go (along with ones for their adult selves)! Enjoy!!

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Medic and Lulu in a Nutshell

(And yes, Heavy is Def Snot in this Scenario)

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The Beaufort Children Moodboards (Adult + Teen Versions)

LuluBelle: Yellow w Themes of Marigolds, Daisies, and Cartoons/Animation

Leon: Dark Blue/Black w Themes of Grunge Aesthetics, Heavy Metal (Black Sabbath + Metallica), and Snowboarding

Aria: Orange + Green w Themes of Bugs and Punk Aesthetics