#⤷ thread

[claermontdiaz]

@walstarterblog

   IT WAS THE FIRST REAL DAY THAT IT FELT NICE ENOUGH TO BE OUTSIDE, a rarity for London. Alex found himself sitting outside at the local park, schoolbook in hand and open to the page he was currently studying. Just because it was a nice day out, didn't mean he wasn't going to take the opportunity to take a break. He was something of a workaholic, not that he was going to stop anytime soon. He did stop briefly when he noticed a figure hovering over him, blocking his sunlight. "Oh, hey. Did you want to sit down?" The bench he was sitting on was certainly big enough for two, maybe three people squeezed in. "I don't mind sharing, go ahead and take a seat if you'd like."

[edsrosetattoo]

This is the best idea in the history of film.

[soracities]

"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."

Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]

[the-occasional-mishap]

I was going to embroider a rose or something in the corner of this handkerchief, but then I realized I could do a wizard, so obviously I did a wizard.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i read the cutest reddit thread today where this 19 yo boy was “babysitting” his 15 yo little sister while his parents were away on vacation and she got this horrific period and needed to be taken to the ER.

and this sweet 19 yo boy was doing all he could to take care of her, giving her meds and water and then packing stuff up to go to the hospital once reddit was like “yeah if she’s soaking two tampons in an hour you should go” - but being only a little older than a child himself, he didn’t know what to pack, so he brought like three things, and one of them was SUNSCREEN.

lmao everyone on reddit was like “you’re a really good brother but sunscreen?? for the hospital??” lmao they are roasting him. also op’s sister changed his name in her phone to “spf” and their dad calls him “bananaboat” now. this guy is never living this down

(also his sister is ok and it turns out their family has some kind of genetic blood disorder)

[spookberry]

Its past their bedtime

[hoshizoralone]

fitness girlies

[itsliyahhbih]

Fat nuggets’ thread 🩷🖤

[ahotknife]

i will never stop being 6 years old and lonely. i will never stop being 11 years old and lonely. i will never stop being 19 years old and lonely. i will never stop

[troythecatfish]

[faranae]

I love Reddit sometimes.

[teathattast]

Wake up babe new fish dropped

[willofasherah]

seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there

[bi-hop]

we are literally so back, picky eater fans of dungeon meshi

[victusinveritas]