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engel x fem! reader pls pls
one shot or headcanon idc i just need my pookie ❤️
☆ ,. DREAM GIRL
pairs. fem!reader X engel
req by. wither !! (ily😘💘)
type. hcs or (+) drabbles
a/n. engel is so silly liek he's a such a loyal and defensive friend,,. km gon cry if he d9esnt exist 💔💔 TYANKS FOR REQUESTING BTW!!!¡!!11!21! probably proofread
a/n#2. alsoo you didn't specify about reader and him dating or not so i did both js incase if you wabt one of em 😋😋💥💥💔💔🧍♀️🧍♀️🧍♀️
⠀⠀⠀━━━━ not dating !!
chill.
he liked how chill you were in some serious situations especially when some of you guys found out that the teachers finish off students who fail the tests, quizzes and stuff. though you were kinda horrified and in disbelief when alice almost killed claire.
long story short, claire survived because of you.
he was so thankful and relieved that you saved the poor girl, he could've been in a much more painful state as miss circle threw him off the brick wall.
he kept saying thank you day by day or whenever he sees you, he gives you gifts and such. you already told him it was enough but he just kept going with the treats he gives you.
of course you didn't mind, you loved receiving gifts.
although, every now and then, he'd start to become quite shy around you, or maybe tease you or maybe even annoy you in a good way!
you hated it but you secretly loved his way of teasing, though you found it weird why he does that occasionally now.
eh!! ><
it seems to claire that engel secretly started liking you ever since you guys hang out in some places or maybe the malls. she did tell you some theories about him having feelings for you but you just told her to shake it off.
you did like him privately, though you don't know how to show as much affection as he does.
⠀⠀⠀━━━━ dating !!
uh oh ushshaus
cuddles when you guys sleep together (not in that way. you guys are still minors huhuh)
he loves spending time with you! quality time is probably his thing.
he'd let you play with his hair, braid them, put it with hair accessories and such, he doesn't mind!
watch your lockers get filled with a bunch of cards and letters ━━━━━━━ well, let's put it this way., let's just say you just entered the center of learning (alias school), wending your way to your locker trying to open it but it won't budge. magically, you grabbed a crowbar from your bag and started opening the aperture of your storage locker. only revealing tons of papers, gifts, sweets & desserts, and romantic stuff you could imagine.
oh yeah it flooded the hallways logically
he'd either just glance at you while you're having a hard time processing what happened or he'll just chuckle softly before picking you up in his arms and head to you guys' classes
yeah let's ignore the letters and stuff he placed in your locker and let the janitor sweep all those mess
he'll get a raise anyways don't mind the janitor
babe, sweetie, my dear, the love of my life, gorgeous and other nicknames that could fluster you easily idk🤷♀
he'll walk you home after school, he does it often now you can't blame him when you two got in a relationship
oh yeah, kisses and PDA. can't forget about those
as much as he hated PDA back then, let's say you changed him because of you guys getting in a relationship
"what once was" music starts playing in and "dream girl"
he's much more affectionate than before, forehead kisses, cheek kisses, maybe even lips if you flustered him enough.
oh yeah maybe even hand kisses, he's a gentleman indeed.
beach, picnic, fancy restaurant dates??? it's up to you honestly, if he's canonically poor then an ice cream date!! ><
likes, reblogs, comments are always appreciated!! ^^
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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?
Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.
Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?
Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
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pet cigarette
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Reached out to a biologist to request some info about an extinct species of freshwater shrimp and the email she sent in response was not only lovely and helpful but also kind of poetry to me? People who study invertebrates are actually the most hopeful and compassionate scientists that we have.
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Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing
Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending
Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it
Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections
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there is something horrifically grim to it, but illustrations for gaza and palestinians tend to catch more mass attention that actual photos of people. this made me feel incredibly helpless for a long while, seeing both how people would rather look at a neat drawing of red black green and white than look a human in the eyes, and how online platforms would rather push a viral drawing while suppressing those begging for help at the same time.
a way to cope with this feeling has been taking advantage of it to directly guide people to helping palestinians.
if art gets better traction, then there’s an incredible amount of good that can be done by creating art that immediately links to fundraisers. creating art of the many images of those who are asking for help.
within hours of posting my drawing, there has been jumps in the thousands for bashar from gaza’s fundraiser. it’s a small effort in the grand scheme of things. it’s not a fix it. but it’s something good. please take care of each other and do what you can. i think this could help a lot of people if a lot of people did it.
here is bashar. i’ve drawn him, spoken to him, and known him now for a few months. any shares help, any art helps. draw who you see, draw what you see. thanks all
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patron request for RAYQUAZA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
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Hi hi mootie!!
So this is my request,oliver x reader who is like homura from madoka magica.
So in this au(idk) oliver die everytime in front of reader's eye and reader is like time traveler or something like that.As she tries to save oliver for long time as she fanilly saved him by sacrificing herself.As oliver would tell reader to don't go away and such.As oliver were cut off by reader who revealed the truth that she has been trying to save him as reader's last words is like "At last,i had fanilly found a world where you will happy and still live..I love you oliver.." and no happy ending bc i need angst😊🫶
-Sika anon
★ ., SACRED CHOICES.
pairs. homura!reader X oliver
req by. sika anon
type. drabbles or HCs??? i can't tell anymor
a/n. okg yess,, HOMURA!!1!!11!!2 this is kinda rushed so sorry brinwajansjsh. tyank ypu for requesting aushshs!!!!! <3 not proofread!!
saving a loved one was hard. especially someone who you truly loved with all your heart.
seeing oliver die in front of your two organ of sight made your heart quench leaving thousands of blood cells through the drain. you always tried sacrificing yourself but ended up failing at the end, you hated it and wished you could try harder.
time by time you started to give up saving him, being hopeless as days, weeks, months passes through. despite being a time traveller yourself ━━━━━ you felt like your powers draining.
but that still didn't stop you from saving from the danger the holds beyond him.
instead of him ceasing to exist, it was you who ceased from the embodiments of the universe and the nature.
you had no choice afterall, you kept trying and trying to tell him that going there was danger and such, he is clever but he isn't that clever to listen to your warnings.
as much as you hate or you're scared of dying, it was the other way around for you.
finally revealing the truth to him that you kept saving him from the danger, he froze from shock and disbelief. he didn't believe it, he didn't believe you at first, not until you finally said your final words before your soul leaves your flesh and bones.
“ at last, i had finally seek a world where you will live happily with your relatives and such. ill always love you oliver from the bottom of my heart. see you in the afterlife. ,,
was the last words that he heard from you.
likes, reblog, comments are always appreciated!! ^^
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Are.. are there any matches for Smash Mouth All Star full lyrics? I need to know. For science!!!
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Closest match: Ennomos fuscantarius genome assembly, chromosome: 3
Common name: Dusky Thorn Moth
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the babies (dick grayson & bruce wayne) (please don't flop this took a stupid amount of time) (i used a different pen and im not a fan switch back to my bae 😒) (i looove dick grayson as robin)
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imagine best friend yuuji asking you to teach him how to eat pussy
“y-yuuji! you can’t jus’ lick me like that!”
“why not? how can i know how to do it if i don’t try it out?”
the blush on your face becomes more evident, your hand on his forehead as an attempt to push him away.
“fuc- fine, just- you have to listen okay? don’t lick me randomly!”
he nods his head, smiling out an “mhm!” with his face laid on your propped up thigh. fuck, you hate to admit it, but seeing such an innocent man, your best friend between your thighs took a bigger toll on you than you would’ve thought. you can’t exactly tell if your churning stomach is from the pleasure that he has brought upon you, or the possibility that you may have feelings for your best friend.
you reach down with two fingers to your cunt, pressing on your sensitive bud,
“h-here, this is the clit. pay a-attention to it.. because ‘s really s-sensitive, ‘nd it feels good..”
he stares down so intently, it makes you feel nervous.
“mkay!”
is all he says with a stupid grin, and before you have a chance to move your fingers, you feel his tongue pressed against your clit. he begins to circle the bud, lightly sucking it. he feels your body shiver, eliciting a gasp from you at the same time?
“s so sweet.. you’re so sweet..”
he doesn’t stop when he speaks. instead, he continues to lap at your cunt, his face evidently beginning to get wet from the mix of your slick and his saliva.
“y-yuuji! s-slow down..! ‘m gon-gonna cum too quick if you keep going..!”
but no, he doesn’t slow down, and he doesn’t stop. instead you feel his tongue slip into your cunt, sneakily bringing his hand up to your clit rubbing it softly.
“yuuji m c-cummin’!”
fuck he’s in heaven. he perks his head up from your cunt, his grinding on the surface of your bed begins to slow. he pants with a smile on his face, using the back of his hand to wipe some of your spilt cum off his face, just to lick it back up.
he loves your fucked out face, you’re so cute. you’re panting just as hard as him, hands planted on both sides of yourself to hold yourself steady after your orgasm.
“did i do goo-“
“y-yuuji! this isn’t your first time!”
you lightly backhand his head back and forth, causing his head to twist left and right a couple times before he catches your hand with his,
“of course it is!”
“no it not!”
“yes it is!”
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mycenaean miku
she was there singing on the beaches of llion. homer copied the catalogue of ships from her.
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