#…Yes.

[v01dfeathers]

Anyone want a height chart for all of the human villagers + more I made because I was bored? No? Okay

…

Kidding. You get it whether you want it or not.

[alola03]

[kidcanines]

Hello! I'm new to your blog (curtisy of topgun hehe) and I just wanted to say that I really like the vibe of your blog! It feels more kidre then a lot of agere blogs and I love it lots!

aweehehehrj thank u vvv much nonny :D!!! i hope you come to enjoy it more (also im glad you like the top gun content…hopefully i post more about it)

—NSFW DNI—

[kaweeella]

It’s stated early on in the cat in the hat movie that the cat had been spayed and neutered, however later jokes imply that he does have balls, which leads to my theory that the cat has the ability to regr[gunshot]

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[mallalada]

the voice of the devil

[fl3a-bag]

It’s their greatest invention as of yet

[bloodbending]

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

[planefood]

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

[yesornopolls]

do you think you could take a vampire?

[noodles-and-tea]

Last one from the archives

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

[saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world]

I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.

[dashcon-two]

Prepare yourself.