#“you'll be fine”

[galaxytittus]

10:35PM. November 7th, 2017.

transcript:

*pan sizzling, faint 80's music plays* *phone buzzes repeatedly* N: Vladdie? P: Guess he just got off work over there. P: The fuck is the matter with you? Do you know how late it is here? V: Pfft. Yeah, I know your ass hasn't even had dinner yet. V: So, how's it going family man? You got grey hair yet? P: It's… fine. Up to my ass in bills, but what's new? How's being a bootlicker? V: Heheh. V: Oh, I hate it so bad. I miss pot so bad. I miss my hair so bad. P: Should've listened to dad. Dumbass. V: …Yeah, I guess, but it's too late now. How's your old lady doing? P: Bout to pop any day now. N: Due date is in two weeks, uncle Vlad! V: Aww. P: J'ai putain de très peur, Vladdie. V: Hah! I bet. Vous serez bien.

[marzipanandminutiae]

what's with the weird glorification of smoking that's come back lately

like

I've seen so many posts that paint opposing smoking as some impossibly Loser-ish or puritanical stance and I really don't get it

it makes you, your house, and your clothing stink, destroys your teeth, and gives you lung cancer. opposing it is. Correct. obviously addiction is very complicated and quitting can be hard, but just saying "smoking is gross and harmful as a practice (including vaping)" is True and Right actually

some of you have never grown up hearing about how some beloved family member died a slow, agonized, wasting death of smoking-induced cancer, or watching it firsthand for yourself, and it shows

[jay-wasstuff]

Mike: is struggling financially and mentally

Vanessa: *throws his prescription medicine*

Edit: it's not just about whether Mike needed the drugs (which he didn't, i understand), it's about the fact SHE LITTERED and most likely polluted the river too.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dead beat down

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[lazylittledragon]

GUESS WHO’S GOING TO BE A TATTOO APPRENTICE

[uesp]

Pictured: An Elder Scroll on display at the ESO tenth anniversary event.

Did You Know: An Elder Scroll will immediately, irrevocably, and completely blind you if look at its scroll, but only if you are aware of the fact that it is capable of doing this?

[shotmrmiller]

ghoap having an obsession with your arse and how they look in ratty joggers like the first time they saw you at some corner store trying to buy scratch offs, or the denims you'd squeezed it into for the first date, the way it looks while you're on your knees, the meat of it bouncing against simon's hips with every jarring thrust (mouth wrapped so prettily around soap's girth, having to give it a rest every other minute or so to prevent your jaw from locking up) and the most exquisite of all is how it looks after the upteenth time of trying to sneak out their flat through the bathroom window (and getting stuck in it) because you'd come to get fucked for a night, not a week now turning two.

[rjshope]

breathtaking jimin for @jkvjimin✨

[pangur-and-grim]

hey how long after your broken leg were you walking? im 5 weeks into a broken leg and im starting to lose my mind a little at not being able to walk

oh god. good luck!

you might have a better recover time than me, depending on your type of break? mine was a comminuted fracture, which take longer to heal (because your bone is totally fucked). but I can give my rough timeline:

Feb 28, leg broke

April 10, can put weight on leg, walking with cast on

May 1, walking without cast indoors (though still wearing the cast outdoors)

May 8, able to walk outdoors without cast

June 28, able to walk for long periods without limping

August (still to come!) able to go back to weight lifting as a hobby

[the-crooked-library]

i think the primary reason why K/S has such overwhelming appeal is and always shall be that it is, at its core, a soulmate bond that has to be forged. the only way a t'hy'la bond can manifest is through shared toil, hardships, and undying devotion; it must be given effort and put together piece by piece - but at the same time, by the nature of its creation, it alters all realities on a cosmic level, to the point that Kirk and Spock must meet in every universe.

t'hy'la is not spontaneous. it is not a soulmate mark, it doesn't spring to life at first sight or first touch or first word. it is destined - because it is chosen, time and time again. you cannot have one without the other

[emotional-piece-of-meat]

Since Cass canonically has big problems with verbal communication (writing specifically), I headcanon that she uses emojis instead of typing messages. Bruce and Damian understand her perfectly, other batfam members struggle, but still try their best to decipher it.

Damian actually likes this a lot, because it feels like their secret language inaccessible for his enemies (he has a lot of them, of course), so their dialogue looks like:

Cass:

🖤💜🧡🍨

💚?

Damian:

🧡🤮🙅🏾

💚🖤💜?

Cass:

🙄👉🏻👶🏾

💜🖤🧡💚🍨🧃🌳🕕

Damian:

😮‍💨👌🏾

🦇🚗🕕

And her chat with Bruce is just like:

🖤🤜🏻🥷🏻

👍

🖤🚶🏻‍♀️🍔

👍

🖤💜🍿🌆

👍

Steph records her a bunch of voice messages about nothing, that she is waiting for the bus or that she had gum stuck to her shoe, and constantly repeats that Cass doesn't need to listen to them and especially answer, but Cass still listens to every single one and diligently chooses a proper emoji.

Also, they all mostly record video messages, so it would be easier for her to understand, because she can read their body language too.

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"We have to cover every angle. Eliot will work the boat from the inside."

Leverage Redemption S01E03 The Rolling on the River Job.

[ask-spiderpool]

[todayintokyo]

New Year's Day 2024 in Japan: An earthquake with a magnitude of 7.6 struck Ishikawa Prefecture, in central Japan, along the Japan Sea coast at 16:10. No deaths have been reported so far. Read more here; see videos here and here.

Added a bit later: This explains why even a relatively small tsunami is dangerous.

[sparrowlucero]

i enjoy ur bird abode thoughts! I was a genuine enjoyer of the show when it was airing, I’m no die hard fan though and love to see ppls personal takes on the overall story/plot. Im curious if you also would agree or have any thoughts on the impacts The Mouse’s cancellation had on the shows ability to be more than it was? srry im not super eloquent with my words, but basically ur response to that ask got me wondering if part of the reason the show like genuinely wasnt all that ground breaking or unique in the end plot wise (other than the villain faces consequences in the end ig) as far as YA/Teen animation goes, was because of The Mouse’s inability to let the writers flesh out the show before gutting it? i have a negative bias toward The Mouse franchise and obviously dont know anything about how writing a show under the eyes of a franchise that big would work, its just smth that rattles around in my head and wanna know what u think!

Well to an extent, but I think it's much more the effect the studio had on how the owl house started out as rather than it not getting a full season at the end - It didn't escape my noticed that the show was initially announced as being a "horror comedy" when it doesn't really seem like either, especially by the second season, and yeah, the original pitch bible is obviously aiming for that much more than the show proper is as it goes along (and is honestly seems quite a bit more funny, weird, and dark, with an overarching plotline about a giant bug being used to religiously suppress people, eda able to cure her curse by killing luz, and one of the major characters being a teen boy awoken from a sleeping curse who ends up being a weird little bigot because he's from the 13th century, among other things)

(side note, i just noticed they actually specifically describe the thing i assumed the show was gonna be about here. huh.) but ultimately the bulk of the show that was actually made seems very influenced by a writing team that was genuinely interested in making a tropey YA fantasy story rather than just being mandated to. I mean even in what aired you can see the show sort of settle in ways that feel less like studio interference and more like, you know, art students creating their ideal fantasy show, like how King is clearly Eda's roommate who's funny because he looks like and sounds like a little dog despite being an adult man at the beginning but by the end they've made him her adopted sad backstory son who's explicitly a child. While I think a third season would have made the show as it existed better, because they clearly didn't get to finish the plot they wanted to (frankly to the point where some major aspects of the show are a bit confusing, I'm still not sure what a grimwalker is), I don't really fault the show for that but also don't think that hypothetical season (which pretty clearly would have been mostly about the magic school teens going to normal school) would suddenly flip around into something that I personally found interesting and subversive. Nor should it, really; again, it being Queernorm Harry Potter thing is clearly the intended appeal of the show, it's not really a flaw but just not a genre I'm personally interested in when compared to what I initially expected the show to be.

HOWEVER I will say they robbed little weird girls of their representation and that can't be forgiven

[itsallaboutbl]

Yin Anan as Jack Jack & Joker, ep. 11