#“you have a phone call in 5 minutes”
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All the leaders got regular phone calls.
Not Chérie though.
Chérie ... got a video phone call.
Because the phone call wouldn't be perfect if they wouldn't see each other. 😁


#these TWO I CANT WITH THEM 😄#cherie was bouncing up and down all excited#“im going to see my vova im going to see my vova ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️”#“brigitte! does my suit look good? should i change my tie? i need the blue one. looks better with my eyes! and i need to comb my hair.”#“no wait...maybe vova likes them ruffled. gives me a wild look”#brigitte just sighing while continuing to read vogue#meanwhile vova cuddling with olena in bankova#“darling you need to work”#“mh”#“you have a phone call in 5 minutes”#“aha”#“...its with Emmanuel”#“oh my god! i almsot forgot! i need to change my top! which one??????”#“long green one with the buttons”#“are you sure????? i think the black with the...”#“did i ever dressed you wrong? 🤨”#“no youre right love you! a lot!”#vova running away to not miss the phone call while olena also just sighs#“if someone had told me i would have a marriage of three with the french president..and i was worried about all the actresses and models🙄”
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Why did it take my landlords' young kid pulling a prank on me to realize I do in fact have unprocessed ptsd
#it shouldn't have upset me this bad and yet here i am trying to stop crying on my way to pick tiny up from kindergarten#our apartment shares a door with our landlords'. and they have a 5~7 yo#who thought it would be very funny haha to randomly try and force our door open at odd hours#now mind you we don't have a shelter room of our own. we usually run to theirs so the door is unlocked most of the time#but after a few of those surprise privacy breaches and after calling out to the kid and asking them politely to stop-#which of course caused them to run away giggling and doing it again after a couple minutes-#we locked the door. only for things to escalate#they had friends over and together started rattling the handle and trying to force the door open#and them pressed their face to it and started mimicking sirens#which takes like one second to realize it's not an actual alert but still gives the initial pang of panic and stomach drop#not to mention made tiny very anxious and confused as well#welp. i thought it was over but today they were at it again#and i finally managed to catch the parents on the phone and very politely and strenly asked them to have a talk with their kid#only to realize by the time i hung up that i was crying#welp#i dunno why i'm writing this here. probably because it's the only place i can vent about it without actually involving anyone#or maybe as a semi formal recognition that i'm not in fact okay- to remember nobody is completely unscathed#anyway rant over. over and out#shompsays
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My cousin, a published writer, a well-known poet in my country and a literature professor, for whom I've always been no.1 support ever since her first attempts at writing in high school, told me that I must stop writing as a hobby because that's her thing and since I'm writing fantasy mostly my writing could never have any important artistic value anyways.
#what happened was that i was feeling really down these past few days#like mental health dead in mariana trench#and i went to visit her because she lives like 10 minutes away and has a cat i can play with#but yesterday morning a friend of mine made a fanart (i guess i can call it that) of a fanfic i am writing for the five of them#she sent it to me and said she's also working on an actual painting on a camvas of her fave scene from my original story#and i was so surprised and exicted#that's actually a too mild description#and when i was visitting my cousin i showed her the pic of the drawing on my phone and explained it to her and she just said ....ehh..#and started texting someone#i was sitting there feeling stupid and thinking wow you could have at least praised my friend's art sytle or something#and when i was getting ready to leave she asked me if i was aware my writing has no artistic merit and fantasy is trivial literature#so i should just stop wasting time on that and focus on developing my art style more for her future poetry collections#i do the art for her book covers#and added how we already have an established writer in the family so i should focus on my role - becoming a good pharmacist#and she knows how much i hate that i'm studying pharmacy like it's the no.1 cause of me hating the direction in which my life is going#finished it off by saying she feels like what she's doing in going to be really great and important on a large scale one day#and how she wants me to continue being her shadow that follows and supports her#i left went home and started at a wall for hours#i just feel so dumb for getting excited over a silly drawing of something not more than 5 people will ever read#i genuinely hate the idea of people reading anything i write so most likely writing will just remain a hobby for me#and now i feel like the most stupid person on earth and am this close to deleting all my word documents from both my laptops
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fuck, I hate telehealth, but ya know, I think I’d actually like it if it was in minecraft instead of a video call. Let’s do therapy in roblox or something.
#having a relationship with your therapist is unethical… but what about running a dungeon together in world of warcraft??#today we’re going to talk about my abandonment issues while we build a mountain base in minecraft together#shit… I was just joking but this is actually sounding kinda rad#but wowwee do I hate telehealth#I hate professional video calls#I always feel like I’m saying the wrong things or I’m not talking enough#my last psych appointment was telehealth and it suuuuuuucked#oh man I don’t even know if I ever posted about this#it just felt so awkward and I was always worried someone could hear me on the call through the apartment walls#and he was like basically ‘just try to think positive’#fuck you fuck you fuck you and also think about my butthole and fuck you#thanks for the meds but never say that shit to me again#like… my therapist is a cool guy. I ‘love him. or as much as you can love your doctor in a distant platonic way#he’s always so cool about ‘yeah your chemicals are all messed up’ and he’s doesn’t shut me down at least not without actually understanding#but my psych who works in the same office does telehealth and seems very distant and not great at talking about deeper issues#which is fine. really. I just needed a doc who’d give me a fair shake and help me with the medication side#but I have to do telehealth for him and it feels so awkward and shallow#can’t we just do a 5 minute phone call? ‘hello. can we up the dose of my meds? yes? okay thank you.’#I see you typing on your computer a lot. I’m not saying anything interesting. if you’re on neopets just say so#anyway I only thought about this bc I guess I COULD do telehealth therapy today or something#but like I said. telehealth feels awkward and I wouldn’t be able to open up over it#it’s cool tho for like… I dunno. people who can’t go in person or need quick visits or whatever#I’m not saying it’s not useful or a viable option. I personally just hate phone calls and video calls.#and I love video games bro 😎#and I love you#goodbye forever#text
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tHeY cAlLeD fOr BaKeRy To TaKe A cAlL wHeRe WhErE yOu?
#bitch get out of my face#work stuff#take 2 minutes to go to the bathroom and shes gonna bitch at me#im a grown adult if i need to go im fucking going#one of your FOUR PEOPLE can get it seeing as im WORKING ALONE#not even my fucking team lead and always has dumb shit to say to me#fuck off#despite this post im actually doing ok i just need to bitch bc she gives me a headache#why were you leaning on the counter instead of doing anything patti????#why is it the end of the world when you answer One bakery call but DAILY i have to stop#in the middle of EVERYTHING ELSE IM DOING and answer the phone for you even though theres anywhere from 3 to 5 people over there and im#usually working alone
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how is 42 boring. doctor who video essayer are you out of your fucking mind
#i watched a '''video essay''' on it and well it was so fucking bad lol. cinemasins ass criticism#op nitpicks the details of phone tracing for like 5 minutes my head needs to explode#'the chibnall trope of the humans being the real villains all along' Oh so you mean like midnight? midnight written by russell the davies?#midnight one of the most praised eps of the show?.. or planet of the ood as well??? like wtf are you saying humans can do no wrong?????#they didn't like wby anyway i need to give up on this guy for having the most terminally bad taste#dr who#'the actors carried' the actors did carry. they carried me. all the way straight down to hell#also you're fucking lying if you think the script was not the reason david and freema would be able to do all that#i feel fucking insane THIS IS THE EPISODE THAT DEFINES TEN AND MARTHAS DYNAMIC THE MOST#BC THIS IS THE ONLY ONE WE GET WHERE SHE'S AN OFFICIAL COMPANION AND CAN SEE WHAT THE#MAJORITY OF THEIR DYNAMIC WAS LIKE IN THE YEAR THAT THEY TRAVELED TOGETHER#AND ITS IGNORED AND PEOPLE SAY ITS BORING. WHERE IS IT BORING. IM HAVING A FUCKING STROKE#DAVID TENNANT IS NOT DESTROYING HIS VOCAL CORDS FOR YOU TO CALL THIS EPISODE BORING#IM INSANE#10 era
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I hate texting and I think it's the worst form of communication actually. This could've been a five-minute phone call.
#honestly there are contexts where i would prefer emails#like. no i do not want to work out scheduling over text#let me ask all of my questions in one big paragraph and then you answer me back in another big paragraph and ask any follow-up questions#and then we all know what is going on in one go#instead of texting which for various reasons (disorders and such) will take several days to hash out with me#i do not get why people are afraid of phonecalls and such with like. me your friend who you know and can talk to#phone calls with strangers are scary i get it but i am not a stranger! you know me i will not bite#and you will hate me so much less if instead of having to remind me to text back every day you just call me for a max of 5 minutes#anyway rant over but it's an evil form of communication#thoughts#original post
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ADHD craves socialization and makes me text several people at once. Autism gets overwhelmed when I get several replies back. Do you see my dilemma
#I'm okay just overwhelmed today. sometimes I feel like I always have to be on call and it stresses me out lmao#anyway. back to horse girl hours (playing the new sims 4 expansion)#em rambles#literally left my phone in my room for 5 minutes earlier and missed a phone call. do you see why I'm a little stressed out
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and while we're on the topic if my psych doesn't charge my card soon i am seriously going to go there and tell them to give me the bill on paper so i can pay it there and then . and then cancel all my upcoming appointments and let the doctor know i said he can go fuck himself
#personal#sorry for being so hateful on main im having a very bad time <3 but im seriously so fed up with this stupid fucking psychiatrist#what i spend my money on is entirely dependent on when bills are coming in so just ??? withholding bills for indefinite amounts of time#just to hit me with an automatic withdrawal out of nowhere seriously fucks with my bank balance and credit#like can you guys get your shit together before i burn down your fucking building im not joking . you are tasked with doing the bare minimu#and you can't even do that. what's wrong with you.#why is my doctor consistently late to a 5 minute phone call. why did you guys fuck up my meds for MONTHS. im going to snap#sorry. i am just very angry
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literally why is it impossible to call anywhere any more. the automated voice systems are always so fucking difficult to navigate
#cannot call this fuckin post office. losing my mind#i accidentally left a ups package there bc i cant read#also had to call my psychiatrist and both of the people i talked to were so fucking rude#why do you work a job answerring phones and at a psychiatric clinic#damn and i just realized i forgot smth so i have to call again#had to leave a fucking message i hate these people#how can i call 3 times in 5 minutes and 2 of those times no one picks up
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my apartment manager, who has still not fixed my AC after two weeks, who ignored multiple texts on the subject, is currently Big Mad i haven’t responded to his text from literally <5 hours ago
#going through my voicemail and he started calling me THIRTY MINUTES after texting me!!!! literally eat glass!!!!!#i had my phone in do not disturb mode (because i was WORKING!) so i missed a lot of… whatever this is#this is what happens when you respond to people’s texts in a short period of time#they think you're accessible 24/7 then get all salty when you're not#like ok we can just leave this AC not working for 2 weeks but all of a sudden it has to get fixed TOMORROW!!!!#and i'm the asshole because i DARED to idk have a job and a life and didn't look at my phone for 5 hours#maybe you should be better at planning things! just bc you're bad at your job doesn't make any of this my fucking problem!#maim bite stab kill#m.txt
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I know you have all probably seen the esims for gaza posts circulating. Some of you have probably looked at them and thought maybe you should help out, but have weighed up the daunting process of signing up for something you're unfamiliar with vs. the gut-wrenching scale of the things people are going through on the ground right now, and you've put it off or questioned whether it will make enough of a difference vs. some other future kind of activism you could put that $6+ towards. I'm not calling you out or scolding you, it is natural to feel conflicted and ambivalent about the multiple calls for aid that you are seeing on social media.
but consider this: what would you do if you suddenly had to leave your home? how would you cope? how would you begin to plan where to go next, or figure out what to do to take care of yourself? most likely you would reach reflexively for your phone.
telecoms access is not a petty luxury in 2024. a loaded esim means the ability to call family members and find out where they are and whether they're safe, and whether they need anything you can provide for them. it means access to maps and regular updates on the situation unfolding around you. it means you can look up whether it's safe to drink rain water, or how to tie a type of knot you've never had to think about before, or how to treat an injury without medical supplies. it means the ability to tell people outside the situation what you are seeing, what you are feeling, what you are thinking. it is an absolutely crucial resource. and it starts at $6 for 7 days.
many many people have observed that internet access is changing the way the world understands genocide. internet access is life or death, and it is shaping modern history in front of you. and it starts at $6 for 7 days.
please, please visit gazaesims.com and spend 5 minutes and $6 to change the way this plays out for everyone.
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Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh had a very long day
#first i forgot my phone at home#which caused me a lot of stress#because i need it to sign into classes#then boring day#then i miss my hair appointment because#more importantly#the trains just get entirely stuck#and i was panicking#bc who am i gonna call#you cant call anyone when you dont have a phone#luckily my brother lives near there#so i went over to his apartment#i rang the wrong number 5 times until a delivery driver opened the door#he was very suprised to see me#he told me where to go#then i spent 20 minutes waiting for the bus#then i waited another 20#because people overloaded the bus and everyone was too stubborn to move#and during all this time i didnt have anything to do#because obviously i didnt have my phone#it was tough
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ughhh
#why would you tell me you miss me? when you ignored me for weeks you didn’t miss me then?#when I said even a 5 minute phone call was enough but even that was ‘too much’ ‘too difficult’#how strange how people miss you when they realize no one else will put up with what you put up with#the ship sailed a looooong time ago#I’m naive sometimes but I have self respect
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Man high school was fucked up. You ever think about that. Thank fucking god I'm not in high school anymore
#Sorry I need to turn a distraction video on or smth because my mind came back to#The very first experience I had of high school#And like my father had just dropped me off right. Yknow. Big massive new place I hadn't been before#And we went into an assembly hall right and my father called me like 5 minutes after#My phone was on silent and I took it out of my pocket for what. 5 seconds to dismiss the call.#Yknow a call from my parent who probably just wanted to make sure I got in okay#And in that 5 seconds a teacher just came over and took the phone off me#And then later on in the assembly the speaker was like 'We have a strict phone policy.'#'You're not allowed to use them outside of break unless explicitly asked' and the fucking.#Teacher who practically snatched my damn phone of me was like#'I have caught 5 students on their phones already. This is unacceptable behaviour in high school and you should already know'#Like. Holy shit I got it out for 5 damn seconds to dismiss a call from a parent who just wanted to make sure I was okay :sob: I was 12 yknow#Just something so. Fucked up about that. That's not a fucking expectation in the real world#Yeah don't be distracted by your phone while doing work in class but it was nothing like that :sob:#I'm willing to bet that most of the people who got their phone confiscated in that assembly were of similar circumstances to me#Yknow. Worried parents who just dropped their 12 year old off to a big unfamiliar place for the first time calling#You could've taught that lesson in the classroom if someone was actually distracted on their phone. Come on now#What Is with some fucking primary school and high school teachers having absolute power trips over actual children#Awful. I was thinking about it because my younger sibling has just gone back school#And their in their last year of primary school and they where telling me about like all the bullshit they're pulling#And I guess I just. Worry a bit. Because high school is genuinely a little bit fucking traumatic#I tell them all the time that most of the rules they set up in primary school and high school are kinda bullshit anyways#And to follow them simply to not get in trouble. But don't let them dictate how you act forever#Because you go through the whole of high school being told what to do by people who usually view you as a lesser being to them#And then you get to college and everything changes and it's gonna be weird as fuck finally being viewed as an equal#...especially if you're like me and engrained rules way too seriously#Sorry this is breaking the no emotional posting after 10pm rule but I think I can stand by this one#Okay I've made 6 begillion grammar errors I'm on mobile I can't change em#To everyone currently in high school: please fucking survive. It get's better. I prommy you#android.txt
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I quit smoking for real this time but good lord every time we hit day 10 or so on the job I'm thinking on a cigarette so fucking hard
#I still have an emergency pack that I may need to break out in the next couple days#motherfucker why did you come into the truck specifically to make a phone call on speaker. I'll kill you#14 days plus travel days in a buggy with 5 other people and a narrow ass aisle. and somebody's always#standing in the door when you're trying to get in or out. I haven't been alone for longer than 5 minutes#in 10 days. I'm about to start biting#ok I'm good now I just needed to be a bitch for a minute. 4 more days
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