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[theanonymousclown]

Every character from Pokémon with Daddy or Mommy issues is a trans girl now. Yes that means Silver and Gladion and N and Lillie and wow there’s a lot of these

The source? Heh, let’s just say I… made it the fuck up

Edit: Arven is Nonbinary because he’s got both Mommy AND Daddy issues

[letthehatersbark]

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

[vonlipvig]

WE NEED TO KILL HIM

[hyperfixationcritter]

I'm WHEEZING at arcane twitter's general consensus on this moment

[awittylemon]

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

[munohlow]

[thinkingabout-girls]

85k note oli theorionsound

[jugganautism]

someone on twitter proposed the idea of bill wearing long gloves/socks and i had to manifest it into reality

(tweet in question)

[that-sea-sponge]

Your honor, I see no lies here.

[woetoy]

what goes on

[conceptofjoy]

big fan of characters who have it all under control when theyre put in situations but no idea how to be like a regular guy doing regular stuff when all is said and done.

[purpleminte]

God sending his silliest soldier:

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[virtualplushy]

silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually

[kazieka]

so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right