'I was in an environmental suit now and Amena had made my hair fluffy (she was trying to make me feel better).'
Okay but I'm imagining that Amena ruffled Murderbot's hair. She probably had to stand on her tip-toes to do it.
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i missed tumblr twitter nuked me today which is why i'm here (i called my little brother a mean word and the muskrat didn't like that) but here i can speak my truth without being censored OR character limited !!!
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Gotta hand it (no pun intended) to Grendel's Mother.
Really who is doing it like her. Like you go up to this...Thing... that OVER A CENTURY OF SCHOLARSHIP hasn't be able to determine the species of, she's a human/troll/elf/dark elf/ogress/water spirit/mermaid/wolf mermaid/troll(the other kind)/troll-kin(seriously)/Generic Big Scary Monster/demon/ghost/dragon/shapeshifter/berserker/abstract concept, some people think she's the remnants of an ancient Germanic goddess, the only thing the text is clear about is that she's descended from Cain. she's like a hundred years old. you say "who or what the fuck are you" and she says "you can call me Dana, Jenny Greenteeth or SHE-WARRIOR BRIDE OF HELL, I don't know what I am so fuck you. I only care about one person anywhere ever and its the giant kid that I raised. dont ask who his dad is fuck you. he drinks blood he kills people if you fuck with him I'll kill you. if you fuck with me I'll kill you. I live in a giant secret cave full of treasures under a lake, I'm so fucking shiny, get out of my lake fuck you fuck you fuck you" and she's just the hottest MILF you've ever seen
...god I love her so much!!!
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@dreamlune || cont.
Consider it a mother's gift, being able to interrupt at the most inopportune moments. Between the crimson rising in Usagi's face and the flustered way in which Helios removed himself from the conversation, Luna felt as if she were seeing back into the past... Not that the King and Queen had gotten any less awkward as the years have gone on. Perhaps there was hope for the next generation.
"Your mother asked me to ensure you were keeping to your schedule well." The professional tone drops, briefly, with a soft smile. "It's her way of being sorry she can't check in on your herself. I'm sure she knows you're taking care of yourself."
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still remember when taylor did this 4 years ago today. oh lord beloved hated the leak and made us pay by losing our eyesight
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